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Joshyyy
27 Dec 2008, 08:20 PM
Hey, Joshyyy started it xD

Liar. :P

Berethor
27 Dec 2008, 08:20 PM
[22:02:30] <+ToySoldier> http://www.firstsing.com/Products/Video%20Games%20Accessory/Wii/Wii%20Controllers/FS19091/FS19091%20Multifunction%20Grip%20For%20Wii%20Remote-A2.jpg <-- Joshyyy, look! They even have a 4-in-1! xD


Ooh Kinky... Lol :D

ToySoldier
27 Dec 2008, 08:22 PM
Ooh Kinky... Lol :D

Want to join in? http://travian.co.uk/chat.php?chatname=Berethor

DragonFyre
30 Dec 2008, 06:00 PM
[18:59:42] <Adkill> I've got my foot stuck in a Pringles tube

VelvetThighs
30 Dec 2008, 06:03 PM
[18:59:42] <Adkill> I've got my foot stuck in a Pringles tube

and to add to that

[19:00] <VelvetThighs> how adkill, my foot doesnt fit inside one?
[19:00] <Adkill> uh oh
[19:00] <Adkill> I have small feet
[19:00] <%Sarah> He has tiny feet
[19:00] <%Sarah> ?
[19:00] <%Sarah> Yeah
[19:00] <Adkill> apparently
[19:00] <%Sarah> :P
[19:00] <VelvetThighs> so do i
[19:00] <VelvetThighs> and i cant
[19:00] <Adkill> Night Star is replying again
[19:00] <Adkill> then I obviously have smaller feet than you
[19:00] <Bean> Sigh
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[19:00] <Adkill> and greater determination

Night Star
30 Dec 2008, 06:03 PM
[18:59:42] <Adkill> I've got my foot stuck in a Pringles tube

Now, how did that happen.

Adkill
30 Dec 2008, 06:04 PM
Now, how did that happen.

I was bored.

Night Star
30 Dec 2008, 06:06 PM
I was bored.

So you decided to put your foot in a pringles tube.

Adkill
30 Dec 2008, 06:10 PM
So you decided to put your foot in a pringles tube.

Well, what do you do when you're bored?

Night Star
30 Dec 2008, 06:53 PM
I go out
Send some raids on the speed server
Read
Play a game
Update my webpage

and many, many more.

Keiji_Maeda
30 Dec 2008, 06:55 PM
I go out
Send some raids on the speed server
Read
Play a game
Update my webpage

and many, many more.

Sounds like an advert

*Sings* And its called Toys r us! Toys r us! Toys r us!* :D

Adkill
30 Dec 2008, 07:01 PM
I go out
Send some raids on the speed server
Read
Play a game
Update my webpage

and many, many more.

Pfft, weirdo.

Night Star
30 Dec 2008, 07:03 PM
Pfft, weirdo.

I'm sure there are many other people who would do that.

Stupid thing doesn't let me back onto IRC to see what you lot are back-chatting about me.

Adkill
30 Dec 2008, 07:10 PM
I'm sure there are many other people who would do that.

Stupid thing doesn't let me back onto IRC to see what you lot are back-chatting about me.

Back-chat about you? We wouldn't.

I don't even go on IRC. . . :P

Night Star
30 Dec 2008, 07:13 PM
Don't deny it. I heard it all.

Asrue2
30 Dec 2008, 08:08 PM
Well, what do you do when you're bored?

Put smarties tubes on Cats feet and make them walk like a robot

.

King Gary
30 Dec 2008, 08:53 PM
I go out
Send some raids on the speed server
Read
Play a game
Update my webpage

and many, many more.


Sounds like an advert

*Sings* And its called Toys r us! Toys r us! Toys r us!* :D

I know it was posted on this thread, but worth the quote :D

Carrothead
30 Dec 2008, 10:02 PM
[23:00] <Carrothead> where's ashbourne?
[23:00] <Gouranga> near volcanobourne

Made me chuckle it did.

Gouranga
30 Dec 2008, 10:25 PM
Im in the quote thread again thanks!

King Gary
01 Jan 2009, 12:08 AM
From the, 'First thing you did this year' thread


same thing we do every night pinky... try to take over the world!!!

:D

Hrbdefender
01 Jan 2009, 12:46 PM
...?

I bet your speelings worse as you dont even say anything... just post randow links


The irony

Adkill
01 Jan 2009, 05:58 PM
[18:51] <hrbdefender> Oh whats that game called, you know Rune something?
[18:51] <hrbdefender> What is its name?
[18:51] <Night_Star> Here, I will post it again
[18:51] <Night_Star> Runes Of Magic
[18:51] <hrbdefender> No
[18:51] <Night_Star> RuneScape
[18:51] *** Night_Star has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)

And, shortly after:


[18:54] <Night_Star> Now, why did I get kicked?
[18:54] <alicat> no idea
[18:54] <Adkill> what was the last thing you said before you got kicked?
[18:54] <hrbdefender> I dunno
[18:54] <Night_Star> RuneScape
[18:54] *** Night_Star has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)

Night Star
01 Jan 2009, 06:53 PM
And, shortly after:

That wasn't funny at all.

Saffy
01 Jan 2009, 08:31 PM
<+Saffy> what other games do you play on night star
<Night_Star> MechQuest
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<Night_Star> I was going to say one but I will probably get kicked Again!!!
<Adkill> lol
<Night_Star> Shall, I say it
<VelvetThighs> you get kicked because it is a naughty word
<VelvetThighs> and is goddamn awful
<VelvetThighs> ^^
* T_guest7552 (~T_Guest@Travian-11A57E7C.belf.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: T_guest7552)
<Night_Star> No it isn't.
<VelvetThighs> it is
<Night_Star> It is only Runescape
* Night_Star was kicked by T (Watch your language!)
<+Saffy> haha
<VelvetThighs> we all know it
<+hrbdefender> idiot


haha


EDIT and again..

<Night_Star> Runescape- How is this rude
* Night_Star was kicked by T (Watch

Night Star
01 Jan 2009, 08:39 PM
<+Saffy> what other games do you play on night star
<Night_Star> MechQuest
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<Night_Star> I was going to say one but I will probably get kicked Again!!!
<Adkill> lol
<Night_Star> Shall, I say it
<VelvetThighs> you get kicked because it is a naughty word
<VelvetThighs> and is goddamn awful
<VelvetThighs> ^^
* T_guest7552 (~T_Guest@Travian-11A57E7C.belf.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: T_guest7552)
<Night_Star> No it isn't.
<VelvetThighs> it is
<Night_Star> It is only Runescape
* Night_Star was kicked by T (Watch your language!)
<+Saffy> haha
<VelvetThighs> we all know it
<+hrbdefender> idiot


haha


EDIT and again..

<Night_Star> Runescape- How is this rude
* Night_Star was kicked by T (Watch

That must have been the 5th time I got kicked because of saying that word.

Adkill
01 Jan 2009, 08:40 PM
That must have been the 5th time I got kicked because of saying that word.

Then don't say it.

Laika
01 Jan 2009, 08:40 PM
You're an idiot then.

Saffy
01 Jan 2009, 08:43 PM
new one..
<+hrbdefender> Is it Tribal Wan?
<+hrbdefender> Or something else?
<VelvetThighs> outrageous kick evasion
<Night_Star> Tribal Wars
* Night_Star was kicked by T (Watch your language!)

One more..

im back and hopeing to make new friends and during my brake i have learnt to spell.

VelvetThighs
01 Jan 2009, 09:38 PM
[22:36] <@Spychic> Enough, nobodyluvsme

quite an admission....

Carrothead
01 Jan 2009, 10:05 PM
[23:02] *** T_guest202 has joined #travian.co.uk
[23:02] <Saffy> lol
[23:02] <Saffy> hello
[23:02] *** T_guest202 has quit (Quit: T_guest202)

Poor T_guest202

Adkill
01 Jan 2009, 10:09 PM
Poor T_guest202

I think that might have been me actually, lol. :P

Saffy
02 Jan 2009, 12:42 AM
<T_guest602> helllllo
<T_guest602> ANYBODY THERE
* T_guest602 was kicked by T (Turn caps lock OFF!)
<+Saffy> yes

hehe

one more:-

* Night_Star is becoming an Ancient Dragon
* noba is revived again
<@Spychic> Oh noes RP noobs. :0

WeWorshipFred
02 Jan 2009, 03:26 PM
Favourite Sweet?


haribo

Tis a company more than a sweet :p

how saffy

The sweets would be, like, cola bottles, or dummies. Not Haribo.

but there in a haribo packet

So? That's like your favourite food being Heinz.

they are beans not sweets.


Congratulations to joes, winner of 'Biggest Numpty' and 'Most Deluded User' awards!

:D

Saffy
02 Jan 2009, 05:24 PM
Horse Posts...


there, you heard it from the horses mouth right here folks ^ ^

(sorry couldnt resist ^ ^ still agree tho)

More IRC quotes..
Saffy gropes Taulphin, managing to get Sarah too
<@Taulphin> Brilliant.
<+Saffy> :p
<%Sarah> O.o
<%Sarah> Stop it
<Velvet> saffy
<+Saffy> lol
<+Saffy> yes?
<Velvet> jack has tried that for years
<Velvet> it never works
<+Saffy> lol
<Devilbells> lol
<%Sarah> WTF
<+Saffy> but i am better than jack
<Jalis> ;)
<Devilbells> ooooo..
<%Sarah> Dear god...
<Velvet> but he is more determined
<+Saffy> i am
<@Taulphin> That will be £19.95
<Devilbells> sounds fun ;)
<%Sarah> Someone save me
<%Sarah> :(
<+Saffy> srsly ;p
<Velvet> :)
<+Saffy> i will sarah
<%Sarah> NO
* %Sarah runs
* Jalis throws sarah out the window

and even more!


Is the Death star even real?

and jack declaring his love for me


I named my dog after you, Saffy

Keiji_Maeda
04 Jan 2009, 02:26 AM
all rhinos are black or grey.


Explain white rhinos then?

I laughed. Irony is a powerful tool...

Turn
04 Jan 2009, 04:09 PM
and jack declaring his love for me

I named my uncles dog Saffy about 11 years ago :P
Give or take a few years and that would mean by your logic your parents have some sort of love for me ;D

Saffy
04 Jan 2009, 04:11 PM
I named my uncles dog Saffy about 11 years ago :P
Give or take a few years and that would mean by your logic your parents have some sort of love for me ;D
not really, as jack got it after I met him....

edit more from skype though:p

[22:57:43] Alicat says: funnily enough LEGG are are kicking my ARRSE right now :P

Adkill
05 Jan 2009, 05:59 PM
[18:55] <Petex> how do you do that thing with the taser and the trout?

I think I'd missed something xP

Fallacies13
10 Jan 2009, 09:23 PM
Ermmm steal something valuable from someones house and sell it on ebay for double the estimated price or just £10000.

Rinse and repeat until you feel comfortable that you have enough cash and you haven't left to many clues.

I forgot what the quote was until I posted it...Does that mean its not funny/mall cop?

King Gary
13 Jan 2009, 09:22 PM
I was confused at first :( then i realised this must of went on when i was offline :P


YOU WENT OFFLINE!!!! :O

Tickled my funny-bone

DragonFyre
13 Jan 2009, 09:25 PM
[22:15:27] * @Logic is so bored :@
[22:15:29] * T_guest218 (~T_Guest@Travian-F8997FDC.belf.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: T_guest218)
[22:16:10] <@Spychic> Play with your baby.
[22:16:17] <@Spychic> + make his first word Spychic.
[22:16:51] <%DragonFyre> xD
[22:17:02] <@Spychic> Or else.
[22:17:06] <@Spychic> I should go to bed.
[22:17:11] <@Spychic> Like, 3 meetings tomorrow.
[22:17:55] <@Logic> i cant play with him Spychic he is sleeping
[22:18:08] <@Spychic> Wake it.
[22:18:10] <@Spychic> :D
[22:18:12] <%DragonFyre> "it"
[22:18:14] <%DragonFyre> :O
[22:18:17] <@Logic> NO thats nasty
[22:18:19] <@Spychic> IT.
[22:18:22] <@Spychic> NOW.
[22:18:23] <@Logic> and hes not a IT
[22:18:24] <%DragonFyre> Rofl
[22:18:32] <@Spychic> Yes it is.
[22:18:33] * @Logic Pokes Spychic
[22:18:47] <@Spychic> Pour water on it or something.
[22:18:47] <@Spychic> :D
[22:18:50] <%DragonFyre> :O
[22:18:51] <%DragonFyre> Meanie!
[22:19:23] <+ickle> :o
[22:19:27] <+ickle> poor baby
[22:19:47] <%DragonFyre> Spychic, go have your own baby if you want to pour water on one ;P
[22:20:05] <@Spychic> Oh yes, it's so easy to go out and get a baby.
[22:20:05] <@Spychic> :P
[22:21:05] * T_guest996 (~T_Guest@Travian-A924D7B6.bb.sky.com) has joined #travian.co.uk
[22:21:13] * @Laika impregnates Spychic
[22:21:20] * T_guest996 (~T_Guest@Travian-A924D7B6.bb.sky.com) Quit (Quit: T_guest996)[22:21:20] * Hester (~T_guest@Travian-DDCDAD05.dyn.iinet.net.au) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[22:21:37] <%DragonFyre> xD
[22:21:37] <+ickle> you scared a T_guest away lol
[22:21:40] <@Spychic> Only 9 more months.
[22:21:43] <@Spychic> Get me tea.
[22:21:45] <@Spychic> NOW.
[22:21:51] <+ickle> haha
[22:21:55] <@Laika> so stick you DragonFyre
[22:21:55] <@Logic> ONE Spychic IS BAD ENOUGH WE DONT WANT HER TO HAVE BABIES
[22:22:07] <@Spychic> You deserve a kick.
[22:22:08] <%DragonFyre> Lmfao
[22:22:08] <@Laika> Spychic only has to wait 9 months
[22:22:09] <@Spychic> ;P
[22:22:14] * @Shadow_Pheniox (Shadow@HMH.Travian.co.uk) Quit (Ping timeout)
[22:22:15] <@Laika> IN YOUR FACE
[22:22:22] <+ickle> lol
[22:22:24] <@Spychic> Indeed
[22:22:26] <@Logic> you scared shadow
[22:22:41] <@Logic> as long as you didnt get Spychic in the face :P


*runs before Spy comes*

Saffy
13 Jan 2009, 09:26 PM
*runs before Spy comes*
haha soo funny :D

EDIT-
[22:25:56] Drrragonfyre says: http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showthread.php?p=610396#post610396
[22:26:02] Drrragonfyre says: Because I'm so *awesomly* evil.

:P edit for rules :p

Logic
13 Jan 2009, 09:28 PM
haha soo funny :D

Was even funnier when Spychic found out Dragonfyre posted it here :D

Turn
14 Jan 2009, 09:33 PM
Die.

The kind, posotive attitude we've grown to love from the support and crew members. :)

Taulphin
14 Jan 2009, 09:35 PM
The kind, positive attitude we've grown to love from the support and crew members. :)

Some of us just don't use it enough.

Asrue2
14 Jan 2009, 09:36 PM
The kind, posotive attitude we've grown to love from the support and crew members. :)

I think that was aimed at me
^.^

Laika
16 Jan 2009, 09:35 PM
[22:35:08] Carrothead (Niall) says: First celeb crush was the Queen. (h) Sexy lady.

DragonFyre
18 Jan 2009, 08:47 PM
[21:44:51] <@Logic> ooo Spychic is getting frisky again

Logic
18 Jan 2009, 08:48 PM
[21:44:51] * @Spychic cracks an whip.
[21:44:56] <@Spychic> *BAN
[21:44:56] <@Spychic> :D
[21:45:20] <@DragonFyre> Spychic has her whip out again
[21:45:31] <@Spychic> You're jealous.

Saffy
19 Jan 2009, 06:41 PM
[19:40:01] Carrothead (Niall) says: I should really go get a girlfriend :\
.....................................
[19:40:25] Carrothead (Niall) says: whether she's concious or not is a different thing

Yay carrot's not remembering there is a quotes thread :D

:-

[19:42:02] Drrragonfyre says: Carrot wants the Queen unconscious :O

WeWorshipFred
19 Jan 2009, 07:24 PM
[19:40:01] Carrothead (Niall) says: I should really go get a girlfriend :\
.....................................
[19:40:25] Carrothead (Niall) says: whether she's concious or not is a different thing



Sigged that

Made me lol :)

King Gary
20 Jan 2009, 12:50 AM
[01:44] <D3moralizer> they are banned so ppl cant hit them while every one else in BP
[01:45] <The_Mighty_Zeus> BP
[01:45] <The_Mighty_Zeus> ?
[01:45] <king_gary> begginers...
[01:46] <The_Mighty_Zeus> oh right..
[01:46] <king_gary> noob :p
[01:46] * king_gary ducks the incoming trout
[01:46] * The_Mighty_Zeus slaps king_gary around a bit with a large trout
[01:47] <king_gary> rofl
[01:48] <D3moralizer> lol

:D

Saffy
20 Jan 2009, 07:53 PM
[20:52:33] Henry says: Bush is sexual


:o
from HRB

Carrothead
20 Jan 2009, 07:55 PM
(following on from Saffy's quote)

[20:52:36] Henry says: I'd have a piece in as well
[20:52:57] Henry says: Bush can look for my WMD any day

ickle
24 Jan 2009, 10:33 PM
23:27] <@Joshyyy> And if the sunshine has a meaning it's telling me not to let things get in my way!
[23:27] <@Joshyyy> Get on up, when you're down, baby, take a good look around. I know it's not much, but it's okay, we'll keep on movin' on anyway!
[23:27] <@Joshyyy> God, I should have been born female.
[23:27] <+ickle> Josh you know that song way too much


[23:29] <@Joshyyy> I can tell you all really wanna meet me irl now.
[23:29] <@Joshyyy> It can only get better?
[23:29] <@Joshyyy> :D


[23:30] <@Joshyyy> I never had a dream come true, 'til the day that I found you! Even though that I pretend that I've moved on, you'll always be my baby. <3


[23:32] <@Joshyyy> It's time to begin, so let's count it in: 5, 6, 7, 8!
[23:32] <@Joshyyy> *sings and dances again*
[23:32] <+Jenna> My boot skooting baby is driving me ker-azzyyy
[23:32] <@Joshyyy> :D
[23:32] * @Joshyyy dances with Jenna


Samples of Joshyyy's lovely singing talent :D

boob
24 Jan 2009, 10:51 PM
[23:50:51] Boobalicious ~*SF*~ says: i wish you were a jam tart
[23:50:52] Boobalicious ~*SF*~ says: :P
[23:50:55] Benjiiiiii says: whys
[23:51:02] Boobalicious ~*SF*~ says: yummy and jammyy
[23:51:16] Benjiiiiii covers himself in jam


:P Yum

ickle
24 Jan 2009, 10:56 PM
[23:53] <@Joshyyy> When the world, leaves you feeling blue, you can count on me, I will be there for you. When it seems, all your hopes and dreams are a million miles away, I will reassure you.
[23:53] <@Joshyyy> We got to all stick together, good friends there for each other, never ever forget that I got you, and you got me!
[23:53] <@Joshyyy> So reach, for the stars!
[23:53] <@Joshyyy> Climb every mountain higher.
[23:54] <@Joshyyy> Reach for the stars!
[23:54] <@Joshyyy> Follow your heart's desire!
[23:54] <@Joshyyy> Reach for the stars!
[23:54] <@Joshyyy> And when that rainbow's shining over you.
[23:54] <@Joshyyy> That's when your dreams will all come true!

Another sample of Josh's singing, gotta love IRC at times

Joshyyy
25 Jan 2009, 12:37 PM
Samples of Joshyyy's lovely singing talent :D


Another sample of Josh's singing, gotta love IRC at times

I'm not weird, honest. >>

Taulphin
25 Jan 2009, 12:39 PM
I'm weird, honest.

I concur with the fine gentlemen from Rochester.

ickle
25 Jan 2009, 12:41 PM
Haha I agree he is :P

Fighter1405
25 Jan 2009, 12:43 PM
I concur with the fine gentlemen from Rochester.

My experience points to the contrary I'm afraid

Taulphin
25 Jan 2009, 12:45 PM
My experience points to the contrary I'm afraid

You have encountered normalcy in Subject: Joshyyy, Hometown: Rochester? I don't believe you!

DragonFyre
25 Jan 2009, 01:24 PM
[14:21:57] <@L|Away> i'm Darth
[14:22:06] <+hrbdefender> And Josh is Vader
[14:22:13] <+hrbdefender> Put them together and you have...
[14:22:21] <@Josh> "Get a life"
[14:22:23] <@Josh> :P

*Giggles*

Puppet
25 Jan 2009, 06:28 PM
Joshyyy, want to meet and have an S-Club 7 day? ^___^

Taulphin
25 Jan 2009, 06:30 PM
Joshyyy, want to meet and have an S-Club 7 day? ^___^

MY EYES! They will never be clean again!

Joshyyy
25 Jan 2009, 06:33 PM
Joshyyy, want to meet and have an S-Club 7 day? ^___^

It's a date. <3

DragonFyre
25 Jan 2009, 06:38 PM
[19:32:40] <@Josh> http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/893/s7300058jq5.jpg
[19:32:41] <@Josh> <3
[19:33:00] <@liam> Josh....
[19:33:06] <@liam> Can I have some...
[19:33:10] <+ickle|AFK> lol
[19:33:14] <@Josh> Nowai!
[19:33:14] <@Josh> :D
[19:33:18] <@Taulphin> that better be a picture of a scantily clad young vixen!

:D ...

VelvetThighs
25 Jan 2009, 08:13 PM
[21:12] <@Taulphin> [21:12] <@DragonFyre> I smell like oranges and mangoes now. ^.^ <Stop having sex with fruit?
[21:12] * Taulphin was kicked by Taulphin (Taulphin)

taul is into self kicking :(

Logic
25 Jan 2009, 09:22 PM
[22:20:42] <@Josh> Dressing up in spandex, hitting people with foam sticks.

I never knew how strange Joshyyy is

Joshyyy
25 Jan 2009, 09:24 PM
>>

<<

I was explaining to the Safmeister what Larp is. ><

Taulphin
25 Jan 2009, 09:30 PM
>>

<<

I was explaining to the Safmeister what Larp is. ><

Doesn't explain why you're always attending team video meetings in Spandex...

Mickulty6
26 Jan 2009, 07:52 AM
taul is into self kicking :(

Now that is real commitment.

Puppet
26 Jan 2009, 05:46 PM
I got IRC owned :(

I wanna go backkk :(

Puppet
27 Jan 2009, 05:19 PM
Trumpets - KG :P

I second that motion Gary, hahahhahaha Trumpets -TB

I didn't de-caps you, but I did correct a typo. I hope that's O.K. Now - TRUMPETS! - Tul

Epicness

Mickulty6
28 Jan 2009, 07:48 AM
*has a huge tantrum*

None of my posts in here for months, and some stupid IRC-type conversation built into one of my posts my moderators gets in here?

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fighter1405
30 Jan 2009, 11:35 AM
Joshyyy's singing again


<@Joshyyy> *sings*
<@Joshyyy> I like the way you mooove!

Joshyyy
30 Jan 2009, 11:36 AM
This is all just one big conspiracy to stop my singing taking over the world of music!

Gerwin
30 Jan 2009, 11:37 AM
Noes, cover your ears! :(

Gouranga
30 Jan 2009, 11:43 AM
This is all just one big conspiracy to stop my singing taking over the world of music!

We just want to help, now go with the nice man

Joshyyy
30 Jan 2009, 11:52 AM
Noes, cover your ears! :(

First post and you insult me? Haha. <3 you Gerwin, even though you smell. http://archive.forum.travian.com/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif


We just want to help, now go with the nice man

._.

DragonFyre
30 Jan 2009, 10:04 PM
[23:01:05] * @Laika eats the Boob

Mickulty6
31 Jan 2009, 01:48 PM
Wait, what? How did that happen?

WeWorshipFred
31 Jan 2009, 02:13 PM
Have you heard of spam. when you have nothing to do related to the current subject

http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showthread.php?p=634185#post634185


Hahahaha

Hypocrital much ickledevil?

King Gary
31 Jan 2009, 08:53 PM
i have a mental age of 6 according to friend of mine hehe

One statement that will not surprise

VelvetThighs
03 Feb 2009, 08:37 PM
depends if the pig is vegetarian or not

horse on whether feeding bacon to a pig is wrong

Saffy
04 Feb 2009, 02:54 PM
Who wouldn't want to spend hours playing about with me! ;)

made me lol :D

EDIT:-
someone form msn while i was complaining about being ill..


God, you sound like a menopausal woman. No offense.

Berethor
05 Feb 2009, 11:41 PM
My face is better than facebook.
Thats saying something!


I don't use either anymore.
Still, my face is better than most things on the internet. Except travian and porn :)

Visitor messages Puppet made on his and Tune's profile page :D

Chloe
06 Feb 2009, 12:42 PM
<thewall> i thought this was a travian chatroom.... seems like its more like a seedy motorway layby....

*giggles*

Puppet
06 Feb 2009, 02:22 PM
Visitor messages Puppet made on his and Tune's profile page :D

:O I'm so rarely quoted!

*feels special* XD

dnnyk1
06 Feb 2009, 02:30 PM
:O I'm so rarely quoted!

*feels special* XD

Special needs maybe

Puppet
06 Feb 2009, 02:35 PM
Special needs maybe

At least I know how to use vowels in my name.

Carrothead
06 Feb 2009, 03:13 PM
At least I know how to use vowels in my name.

Owned.

Turn
06 Feb 2009, 06:37 PM
[19:31] <Joes991> i have a job im a wii player

Sticky thread fail :)


No way, never! I refuse to believe such nonsense. :P But yes, yes it will. Good job we can all retreat to the cosy 'At least I have some real friends' snipes that will undermine the golden gods of Travian friending. I bow to the eternal struggle.

My current friending stratagem is covering myself in honey and waiting to see who sticks, it hasn't really panned out quite the way I expected and Turn tried to chew off one of my knee caps. I'm planning a new thing involving fireworks and a swimwear calendar.


OMG women are stealing ma honey!

XD

Laika
06 Feb 2009, 06:41 PM
[19:31] <Joes991> i have a job im a wii player

He almost killed me XD.

Joshyyy
06 Feb 2009, 06:42 PM
[19:41:12] <Joes991> dragonfyre i love you

Sarah's pulled!

//Edit

Some more:


[19:43:20] <Joes991> i love you dragon do not be scared i am skinny cute prettey


[19:45:03] <Joes991> man im cute
...
[19:45:11] <Joes991> that is girlfriend #3


[19:49:11] <Joes991> laika fancyes me now

Turn
06 Feb 2009, 06:43 PM
Sarah's pulled!
She seems to be getting all the boys recently..

Hmm, I might need some advice :eek:

...



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WHAT IS THE NEED?

WeWorshipFred
06 Feb 2009, 06:44 PM
Sarah's pulled!

//Edit

Some more:

Don't tell Jack :eek:

:rolleyes:


She seems to be getting all the boys recently..

Hmm, I might need some advice :eek:



:D

Laika
06 Feb 2009, 06:47 PM
[19:47] <Joes991> im better then that tom anderson who made space

[19:47] <Joes991> im george clooney

Laika
06 Feb 2009, 06:49 PM
[19:49] <Joes991> laika if i were a girl i would go out woth you

WeWorshipFred
06 Feb 2009, 06:50 PM
[19:47] <Joes991> im better then that tom anderson who made space

[19:47] <Joes991> im george clooney

Just....what? :confused:

*me runs to IRC*

Joshyyy
06 Feb 2009, 06:51 PM
[19:50:33] <Joes991> im going out wiht d3 npw

Lucky D3mo, unlucky Sarah. xD

Laika
06 Feb 2009, 06:51 PM
[19:50] <Joes991> i will chose now who fancyes me

WeWorshipFred
06 Feb 2009, 06:55 PM
[19:50] <Joes991> i will chose now who fancyes me

Damnit

My connection was refused >.<

I'm missing some comedy gold here ^^

Saffy
06 Feb 2009, 06:56 PM
At least you were not banned for no reason..

Taulphin
06 Feb 2009, 06:57 PM
*shudder*

Laika
06 Feb 2009, 07:01 PM
At least you were not banned for no reason..

You were swearing!

Saffy
06 Feb 2009, 07:26 PM
You were swearing!
No I wasn't, I said retarded once, that was cos I wasn't aware it was a kickable offence, and that was it.

D3moralizer
06 Feb 2009, 07:32 PM
Lucky D3mo, unlucky Sarah. xD

;) i'm obviously a better woman than DF

Berethor
06 Feb 2009, 07:38 PM
I'll phone the care police.

Hehe XD

WeWorshipFred
06 Feb 2009, 07:52 PM
In a fight who would you choose:

SoD
Or
Horse

Nah that's harshe,they would both Slap me until I didn't know the meaning of cranny.


I laughed so much at this. :D

EDIT:

The cool kids use lemon chiffon.

:)

Mickulty6
07 Feb 2009, 03:49 PM
The new social-group-half-chat-half-forum-discussion-thingy-ma-bob has thrown something up:


Anti-hrb

05.02.2009 11:18 Puremad
Yes we know, hrb isn't funny so we are against him .

Yesterday 04:37 hrbdefender
He is such a tool

Incidentally;


[19:49] <Joes991> laika if i were a girl i would go out woth you

Double post?

Shocking.

Hrbdefender
08 Feb 2009, 01:00 PM
[00:43] <Cow> moooooooooooiooooooooooo
[00:44] <Bybib> No need for sticky key spam
03[00:44] * Cow is now known as DreunkennCwoooww
[00:44] <DreunkennCwoooww> :D
DDDDDDDDDDDDD
06[00:45] * DreunkennCwoooww jummmps on Josh
[00:45] <@D3moralizer> haha
[00:45] <@Josh> ...
01[00:45] <+ickle|busy> lol
[00:45] <DreunkennCwoooww> ;d
[00:45] <@FatherBrian> Cow
[00:46] <@D3moralizer> haha
[00:46] <@FatherBrian> DRUNK COW
[00:46] <DreunkennCwoooww> nooooooooooo
[00:46] <DreunkennCwoooww> leisz!
[00:46] <+Bybib> Enough of the dang sticky keys
[00:46] <@FatherBrian> Have you ever wondered what an actual drunk cow would look like?
[00:46] <DreunkennCwoooww> =[;'
[00:46] <+Bybib> Those are so annoying
[00:46] <@D3moralizer> Dreunkenn cwoooww :D
[00:46] <DreunkennCwoooww> XXD
[00:46] <+Bybib> that would be funny FatherBrian
[00:46] <@FatherBrian> "mmoooOoOooooOOOoooOOo" *falls over*
06[00:47] * DreunkennCwoooww wownnders if this is gooign in quotesds thrared
01[00:47] <+ickle|busy> it might now :P
[00:47] <+Bybib> O_O i think he is beyond drunk
[00:47] <DreunkennCwoooww> @(
06[00:47] * @Laika eats Groggers
[00:47] <@Laika> and Josh
[00:47] <DreunkennCwoooww> NOM NOM NOM
[00:47] <DreunkennCwoooww> :DDDDDDDD
[00:47] <@D3moralizer> DreunkennCwoooww is now know as Cow|Hospital?

Groggers
08 Feb 2009, 01:05 PM
It gets worse..
*waits for Ickle to post the rest*

:D

WeWorshipFred
08 Feb 2009, 02:33 PM
somewhere on the planet one of these people has put her keyboard under a furry blanket,
her cats then pod the blanket for hours upon end and rack up a huge 'score' :)

mere humans can't type longer than a cat can pod, give up now.
anyway, most of my typing work is cut and paste.

this is also anti blind people who talk to their PC :P

:D

Horse is a legend >.<

ickle
08 Feb 2009, 06:42 PM
It gets worse..
*waits for Ickle to post the rest*

:D

Nope sorry greg thats for blackmail purposes *grins evily*

Groggers
08 Feb 2009, 06:46 PM
Nope sorry greg thats for blackmail purposes *grins evily*

Pfft.
Thanks. ¬_¬

hwoo
08 Feb 2009, 10:19 PM
Originally Posted by Saffy
embership?

I thought they were only for dead Vikings ?

that's a pretty cool way to be cremated really, I'll put that on my when I'm dead list


horse on the pulse thread :p

WeWorshipFred
09 Feb 2009, 06:02 AM
anyone know any good ways to annoy your ex cause has been a real ******???


poo in her hair


Pistol whip her face.


We are such nice people :)





Durracell get off the thread, your ideas suck,

>.<

Berethor
09 Feb 2009, 04:55 PM
>.<

Oops i forgot my manners, i meant to say


Durracell get off the thread please, your ideas suck,

Taulphin
11 Feb 2009, 06:51 PM
<anonymous individual on IRC> tempted to make an alliance called Zohan
<anonymous individual on IRC> if only so I can tell people not to mess with us.
......

Logic
11 Feb 2009, 09:50 PM
[22:45:34] * @Laika watches Tune0112 wave her 6incher around

:confused::confused::confused:

horse
11 Feb 2009, 09:55 PM
:confused::confused::confused:

you missed a bit :)

[22:42] <D3moralizer> Laikas dead :D
[22:43] <Bybib> he will be back to life when someone is breaking the rules XD
[22:43] * Tune0112 breaks a rule in half
[22:43] * Tune0112 waits
[22:43] <horse> tune has 6 inches in her hand again
[22:43] <horse> :)
[22:44] <ickle> lol horse
[22:44] <D3moralizer> lol
[22:45] <horse> technically 6 inches in both hands
[22:45] <horse> go girl
[22:45] <Tune0112> stop horse, just stop
[22:45] <ickle> rofl
[22:45] <D3moralizer> haha
[22:45] <DragonFyre> Lmfao
[22:45] <ickle> im in tears of laughter
[22:45] <Tune0112> i can't laugh
[22:45] * Laika watches Tune0112 wave her 6incher around

:oops:

Logic
12 Feb 2009, 09:48 AM
you missed a bit :)

[22:42] <D3moralizer> Laikas dead :D
[22:43] <Bybib> he will be back to life when someone is breaking the rules XD
[22:43] * Tune0112 breaks a rule in half
[22:43] * Tune0112 waits
[22:43] <horse> tune has 6 inches in her hand again
[22:43] <horse> :)
[22:44] <ickle> lol horse
[22:44] <D3moralizer> lol
[22:45] <horse> technically 6 inches in both hands
[22:45] <horse> go girl
[22:45] <Tune0112> stop horse, just stop
[22:45] <ickle> rofl
[22:45] <D3moralizer> haha
[22:45] <DragonFyre> Lmfao
[22:45] <ickle> im in tears of laughter
[22:45] <Tune0112> i can't laugh
[22:45] * Laika watches Tune0112 wave her 6incher around

:oops:

My bit was better though :P

D3moralizer
12 Feb 2009, 05:15 PM
[18:13] <@Josh> I r haz sticky toffee pudding ktxbai
[18:14] <@ickle> :o
[18:14] <+hrbdefender> I r haz stikcy hands
[18:14] <@ickle> hahaha
[18:14] <T_guest659> hey
[18:14] <@Josh> You should stop playing with yourself then.
[18:15] <+hrbdefender> I try
[18:15] <+hrbdefender> But
[18:15] <+hrbdefender> It's "hard" ;)
[18:15] <@D3moralizer> hahahaha

WeWorshipFred
12 Feb 2009, 05:36 PM
NOT LONG AGO I MADE AN ALLIANCE CALLED L E G. A GUY CALLED PROMICIN SAID HE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN,SO I LET HIM THEN HE SAID HE WANTS ALL OPTIONS SO I GAVE HIM THEM, HE SOUNDED NORMAL,THATS WHEN HE DELETED ALL L E G DESCRIPTION AND KICKED ME FROM L E G,THATS WHY I WANT REVENGE...




From the player called L E G from Speed. Basically he set up a crappy LEG alliance, Promicin got himself invited, got all the powers, and you can guess what happened next. :D


Yes, I realise it's not a Forum/IRC quote but oh well.

ickle
12 Feb 2009, 05:45 PM
[18:41] * @Laika bought a 12inch ruler today
[18:42] <@DragonFyre> XD
[18:42] <@DragonFyre> Not the rulers again
[18:42] <@D3moralizer> don't let Hannah have it
[18:42] <@DragonFyre> ROFL
[18:42] <@Laika> is hers destachable?
[18:42] <+Bean> Oh my lord
[18:42] <@ickle> lol
[18:42] <@DragonFyre> Help
[18:42] <+Bean> The Bean is interested
[18:42] <@DragonFyre> Im going to die laughing
[18:42] <+Bean> Sarah calm down
[18:42] <@ickle> must not go to quote thread
[18:42] <+Bean> It's only a 12 incher
[18:43] <@DragonFyre> And its not even 7pm yet, imagine what I'll be like at 10
[18:43] <@DragonFyre> XD
[18:43] <+Tune0112> xD
[18:43] <@D3moralizer> lol
[18:43] <+Bean> 10 inches or 10 pm?
[18:43] <+Tune0112> the ruler was 12 inch
[18:43] <+Tune0112> i snapped it in half
[18:43] <Carrothead> OUCH\
[18:43] <+Tune0112> niall!
[18:43] <@Laika> YIKES#
[18:43] <+Bean> ooooh
[18:43] <+Bean> Did it hurt?

IRC is fun :P

DragonFyre
12 Feb 2009, 05:46 PM
[18:44:03] <Groggers> prepare yourselves
[18:44:13] <+Bean> Groggers is going under?
[18:44:30] <Groggers> towel time 2
[18:44:34] <@DragonFyre> Rofl
[18:44:53] <@D3moralizer> >.>
[18:44:53] <+Tune0112> groggers is naked
[18:44:57] * T_guest439 (~T_Guest@AF344D36.A165396A.44BD21DC.IP) has joined #travian.co.uk
[18:44:58] <@ickle> :P
[18:44:58] <Groggers> there has been numerous calls by a certain support/MH/mod to see my chest
[18:45:01] <Groggers> she's not here
[18:45:06] <Groggers> but we all know who she is
[18:45:09] <+Bean> D3mo?
[18:45:13] <Groggers> pmsl
[18:45:14] * +Bean sniggers
[18:45:15] <@ickle> :D
[18:45:17] <@DragonFyre> Rofl
[18:45:18] <@D3moralizer> i didnt ask for his chest
[18:45:23] <+Bean> Oh ;0
[18:45:26] <+Bean> his toes?
[18:45:27] <@DragonFyre> You asked for something else
[18:45:29] <@DragonFyre> ;)


Teehee

Tune0112
12 Feb 2009, 05:48 PM
Teehee

You missed some =P

DragonFyre> You asked for something else
<DragonFyre> ;)
<Groggers> tbh
<D3moralizer> ;)
<Groggers> youre all just perverts
<Groggers> the lot of ya
<Tune0112> irony
<Groggers> ;D
<Groggers> im male
<Groggers> its allowed

WeWorshipFred
12 Feb 2009, 05:51 PM
You missed some =P

DragonFyre> You asked for something else
<DragonFyre> ;)
<Groggers> tbh
<D3moralizer> ;)
<Groggers> youre all just perverts
<Groggers> the lot of ya
<Tune0112> irony
<Groggers> ;D
<Groggers> im male
<Groggers> its allowed

*Connects to IRC*

/Sigh....connection refused. :(

Groggers
12 Feb 2009, 05:51 PM
It's Tullia's fault.
She wasn't even there and it's her fault!

Adkill
12 Feb 2009, 05:53 PM
*Connects to IRC*

/Sigh....connection refused. :(

You don't want to go on IRC, trust me.

DragonFyre
12 Feb 2009, 05:56 PM
You don't want to go on IRC, trust me.

[18:47:17] * Carrothead mounts Adkill
[18:47:22] * Adkill (~T_Guest@AF344D36.A165396A.44BD21DC.IP) Quit (Quit: Adkill)
[18:47:26] <Groggers> lmao

WeWorshipFred
12 Feb 2009, 06:01 PM
You don't want to go on IRC, trust me.


[18:47:17] * Carrothead mounts Adkill
[18:47:22] * Adkill (~T_Guest@AF344D36.A165396A.44BD21DC.IP) Quit (Quit: Adkill)
[18:47:26] <Groggers> lmao


Oh I definatley do ;)

DragonFyre
12 Feb 2009, 06:55 PM
Must be bliss being clueless.
what are you on about?

:') .

Groggers
12 Feb 2009, 08:44 PM
Lmao.
Funny times.


In response to danny-d-b mutilating himself without realising:


Allow me to offer a hypothesis:

The process of going to the toilet (I assume this was a number 2) could consume such mental capacity that your brain cannot allocate as much neural capacity to the fact that you have a giant piece of glass in your hand.

Alternatively, too much exercise with your hand (Danny, you solo player you ;)) could have left it numb to any pain experience.

Or: you're just a dribbly.

:']

WeWorshipFred
12 Feb 2009, 09:10 PM
How's he got so big so quickly???:confused:


well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but hey :oops:


The Master of Innuendo strikes again. :P


EDIT: h h h >.<

Oh noes I've messed it up....will fix it now. Fixed...sort of.


I quite like foreign players on ukx, (beats kids any day).

It also adds a bit of personal "feel" to the game so that you can have a pre-formed opinion of a player just by looking at their villags.



English player. Has spelling mistakes all over their profile and a graphical representation of a sword. They say things like

'you wanna join ma ally. We gonna be best. I run loads of ally b4 and ledr on no1 rnkd allu on uk12'

You know that they will be your farm for the rest of thye server though because they are even too stupid to delete.

Russian Player. Refuses to speak in English and when you translate the garbled text they sent you it reads something like

'you strike me again and I beat your sister with ironing board.'

Despite the funny abuse, you know he's probably a decent player and is a sitter/dual on at least another 172 other accounts.

German Player. Stays quiet and responds with curt one word answers such as "ya" and "nein". And in depth conversation should be considered as something along the lines of

'you be my DEFfer or I send CATs'

Despite his agressive nature you know that he will probably be a decent player and have quite a few local allies hidden away somewhere.

Romanian player. He is in an alliance with about 174 wings and 2,345,678 CP's. The only contact you get from him is

'pleese do attak me. I bildin settlrs. we friends.'

There are pre-conceived ideas that we, (or at least most of us), have about everyone no matter where they are from. Most of the time they are completely rubbish, (apart from the English generalisation);).

It just helps to add spice to the battles.

As long as they make an effort to at least try to converse in some sort of broken English then who cares.

[edit] I have ressited temptation to post the generalisations about players from the US. I'm sure 1 particular poster in these forums is doing quite enough for their reputation as it is.

Berethor
14 Feb 2009, 10:01 PM
In Firefox go to: Tools, Clear Private Data... and make sure the cache option is selected

In IE go to www.getfirefox.com (I have no idea)

Made me lol :)

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Hrbdefender
15 Feb 2009, 07:43 PM
[20:40] 3*** DragonFyre has been kicked by Laika (Please No Insults)
[20:40] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] <Lin|away> why doesnt she set +e?^^
[20:40] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:40] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] <Miuh> xD
[20:41] <Miuh> pfff
[20:41] 3*** little_meow sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] <little_meow> +:(
[20:41] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:41] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Miuh sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Tune0112 sets mode -b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk
[20:42] 3*** Laika sets mode +b on *!*@Hamster.travian.co.uk


Some people don't get the message

Mjölnir
15 Feb 2009, 07:46 PM
You're all as bad as each other!!!

Lupia
15 Feb 2009, 08:16 PM
What are +b and -b?

(Fairly new to IRC)

Tune0112
15 Feb 2009, 08:34 PM
What are +b and -b?

(Fairly new to IRC)

Ban and unban =]

DragonFyre
15 Feb 2009, 08:36 PM
[21:29:18] Henry says: Do you get conkers in Australia?
[21:29:27] Michael says: isnt that the game
[21:29:30] Michael says: where you're squirrels
[21:29:34] Henry says: lol
[21:29:36] Michael says: and you shoot the living shiznitz out of each other
[21:29:42] Michael says: coz thats freakin epic
[21:29:43] Henry says: what the hell?

Groggers
15 Feb 2009, 08:45 PM
Rofl.
xD

ickle
15 Feb 2009, 10:13 PM
[23:07] <Carrothead> Yorkshire sucks
[23:07] <@DragonFyre> ol
[23:07] <@DragonFyre> lol*
[23:07] <Carrothead> :P
[23:08] <@ickle> niall
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> Haha
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> Niall
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> Run
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> :P
[23:08] <Carrothead> lmao
[23:08] <@ickle> ima gunna get you
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> XD
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> One way
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> Or another
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> I'm gonna getcha
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
[23:08] <@DragonFyre> XD
[23:08] <@Pikachu> One way.
[23:08] <@Pikachu> Or another.
[23:09] <@Pikachu> *sings*

I inadvertently started a sing song :P

Saffy
15 Feb 2009, 10:14 PM
I inadvertently started a sing song :P
It is quite easy with Josh there :p

Joshyyy
15 Feb 2009, 10:15 PM
http://archive.forum.travian.com/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif

Well, what can I say? Or, what should I sing? xD

Saffy
15 Feb 2009, 10:19 PM
http://archive.forum.travian.com/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif

Well, what can I say? Or, what should I sing? xD
Nothing, please spare the children, which is about 80% of the forums..

(anything at all :p)

Mjölnir
16 Feb 2009, 08:33 AM
What are you classing as children...<12 <15 or <18

Invisible Kid
16 Feb 2009, 06:41 PM
[19:36:07] Rob says: Hannah stop being mean :(
[19:36:15] Hannah/Tune0112 says: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
[19:36:35] Rob says: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS
[19:36:37] Rob says: :P
[19:36:44] Hannah/Tune0112 says: XD
[19:36:57] ickle says: :D
[19:37:05] ickle says: hahahahahahhahaha trumpets!

Laika
16 Feb 2009, 07:53 PM
[20:51] <T_guest759> i'm a travian virgin
[20:52] <T_guest759> i have no idea what to do when someone attacks me
[20:52] <T_guest748> i am u smart bum

D3moralizer
17 Feb 2009, 12:28 AM
[00:53] <+Keiji_Maeda> I just want to run into that class and rub one all over their face


:rolleyes: How could you?

Laika
17 Feb 2009, 11:43 AM
[20:22:12] **** says: trouble... why are you applying to be support?
[20:22:18] Trouble says: cus
[20:22:19] Trouble says: GOLD
[20:22:21] Trouble says: :
[20:22:22] Trouble says: D
[20:22:24] ***** says: exactly
[20:22:25] Trouble says: freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[20:22:27] Trouble says: freeeeeeeeeeeeee
[20:22:28] Trouble says: freeeeeeeee



[20:23:49] Trouble says: unless I like them
[20:23:52] Trouble says: .....
[20:23:56] Trouble says: you mean
[20:23:59] Trouble says: some people
[20:24:01] Trouble says: enjoy
[20:24:08] Trouble says: telling people who say
[20:24:20] Trouble says: lol wut dus ma barak do?
[20:24:25] Trouble says: what a barracks does...
[20:24:28] Trouble says: nah
[20:24:32] Trouble says: I'd just take the gold
[20:24:44] Trouble says: and give half arsed answer
[20:25:02] Trouble says: oh
[20:25:08] Trouble says: and I applied to become a mod too
[20:25:11] Trouble says: xD
[20:25:13] Trouble says: (y)
[20:26:14] **** says: [20:25:18] Trouble says: looking forward to it
[20:25:23] Trouble says: /hate modss
[20:25:37] Trouble says: I can sing that song




It is funny, his application got deleted shortly after all admins saw this.

Micky!!
17 Feb 2009, 11:49 AM
LOL

Well done, what a way to shoot yourself

Laika
17 Feb 2009, 01:59 PM
LOL

Well done, what a way to shoot yourself

Ah well, gives us a laugh! :D

ickle
17 Feb 2009, 06:21 PM
[19:14] <T_guest204> oh i hate that questmaster dude
[19:14] <T_guest214> y?
[19:14] <T_guest204> he promises the army
[19:14] <T_guest394> im jus followin him
[19:14] <T_guest204> and LIES
[19:14] <T_guest214> lol

Just happened to look at IRC and see two T_guests discussing the questmaster :P

Sidewinder
17 Feb 2009, 06:25 PM
To be fair they have a point

*shakes fist*

ickle
17 Feb 2009, 06:26 PM
Very true, the rats never last long though

Groggers
17 Feb 2009, 09:44 PM
[22:42] <Avi> is he coming?
[22:42] <Avi> i think i'm coming
[22:42] <Cow> if i can afford it

Avi's filthy.
:D

Avi
17 Feb 2009, 09:46 PM
Avi's filthy.
:D
Only for you :cool:

Groggers
17 Feb 2009, 09:48 PM
Only for you :cool:

;)
Yayyy.

Tune0112
18 Feb 2009, 02:23 PM
[15:22:24] Mark says: urgh.... now i remember why i never have them mates round :D
[15:22:53] D3moralizer says: cause you have none?

Laika
18 Feb 2009, 07:21 PM
[20:19] <@Josh> If I were gay.
[20:19] <@Josh> Spychic <3

Invisible Kid
19 Feb 2009, 01:22 PM
[14:21:05] Micky!! - Hevse (Dual) says: Im from surrey zoo ;)

Micky!!
19 Feb 2009, 01:23 PM
[14:21:05] Micky!! - Hevse (Dual) says: Im from surrey zoo ;)

OH.. now i realise what i said (fyi i was talking to someone called zooony...)

Confused of Bolton
19 Feb 2009, 03:05 PM
Micky = Monkey Boy from Surrey Zoo :D

Tullia
19 Feb 2009, 03:30 PM
Micky = Monkey Boy from Surrey Zoo :D

it's true, check his alliance forum rank ;)

Joshyyy
19 Feb 2009, 05:21 PM
Quite a long one but it had me laughing out loud. xD


[18:14:56] <@Josh> Hannah
[18:15:03] <@Tune0112> yes.
[18:15:05] <@Josh> I have a joke for you.
[18:15:08] <@Tune0112> ok :)
[18:15:13] <@Josh> How do you confuse a brunette?
[18:15:18] <@Tune0112> i dunno
[18:15:20] <@Josh> 7
[18:15:23] <@Tune0112> what?
[18:15:26] <@ickle> :D
[18:15:32] <@Phil_Bmxer> haha
[18:15:33] <@Josh> 7
[18:15:37] <@Tune0112> 7 what?
[18:15:40] <@Josh> Just 7.
[18:15:44] <@Tune0112> why 7?
[18:15:49] <@Josh> 7!
[18:15:52] <@Tune0112> 7 WHAT
[18:15:55] <@Josh> DUH!
[18:15:56] <@Josh> 7!
[18:15:57] <@ickle> hehe
[18:16:04] <@Phil_Bmxer> lol brilliant josh :D
[18:16:11] <@Josh> xD
[18:16:11] <@Tune0112> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ON ABOUT
[18:16:16] <@Josh> Win!
[18:16:16] <@Josh> xD
[18:16:18] <@Tune0112> have i missed something?
[18:16:18] <@Phil_Bmxer> XD
[18:16:27] <@Phil_Bmxer> are you a brunette tune?
[18:16:28] <@ickle> it worked then josh :D
[18:16:31] <@Josh> xD
[18:16:31] <@Tune0112> yes
[18:16:38] <@Phil_Bmxer> are you confused?
[18:16:42] <@Tune0112> yes
[18:16:46] <@Phil_Bmxer> well then!
[18:16:47] <@Tune0112> OMG I GET IT
[18:16:49] <@Josh> xD
[18:16:53] <@Josh> Well done.

Saffy
19 Feb 2009, 05:40 PM
Same, poor Hannah :')

King Gary
19 Feb 2009, 05:42 PM
Classic :D

Tune; 0 to Clever in 1 minute 27 seconds

Tune0112
19 Feb 2009, 05:48 PM
And I get called the bully XD

ickle
19 Feb 2009, 05:54 PM
aww poor hannah *hugs*

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 10:14 AM
the fact is is you belive in nothing you still believe in something!


Made me laugh :)

Saffy
20 Feb 2009, 12:08 PM
<@DF|Busy> Yes, you, sexy

Df telling me off :D

Tune0112
20 Feb 2009, 03:15 PM
<Boow> omg Miuh
<--| Boow has left #travian.co.uk

You can see the love :P

Turn
20 Feb 2009, 08:24 PM
And I get called the bully XD
Actually it's Bulley, you should know :P


"I voted for 7 becuase it is incrediable I think who ever did that one is very very very very very very very talneted and deserve to win I can understand why some people would hate it as some people fear what they dont understand hate what they can't conquer but me i really like it. I once saw two stars collide in space (I was on mars long story tell you another time) and I thought that was the most beautiful site I had ever seen till I saw number 7 now some people might think this is over the top but some people are losers so its obvious they would think that way."

Made me laugh quite a bit xD
Not sure if it's in serious intent :P

Invisible Kid
20 Feb 2009, 11:08 PM
[00:03:30] Hannah/Tune0112 says: WHAT THE (DUCK)
[00:03:37] Hannah/Tune0112 says: LADY GAGA DRESSED AS A TEA CUP
[00:04:35] D3moralizer says: :P
[00:04:49] Mark says: :^)
[00:04:54] Drrragonfyre says: Back
[00:04:58] Mark says: lady gaga? :^)
[00:05:00] D3moralizer says: :^)
[00:05:04] Drrragonfyre says: Lmfao
[00:05:05] Drrragonfyre says: A tea cup?
[00:05:06] Drrragonfyre says: Wtf?
[00:05:08] Hannah/Tune0112 says: i know
[00:05:11] Mark says: nah, thats fine
[00:05:19] Mark says: the wtf bit is lady gaga
[00:05:25] Drrragonfyre says: lmao
[00:05:30] Drrragonfyre says: But seriously
[00:05:36] Drrragonfyre says: Out of all the things in the world
[00:05:38] Drrragonfyre says: A tea cup
[00:05:39] Drrragonfyre says: >.>
[00:05:41] Hannah/Tune0112 says: i know!
[00:05:46] Mark says: i'd dress up as a teacup
[00:05:59] Drrragonfyre says: Yeha but you play Travian
[00:06:01] Drrragonfyre says: thats normal

DragonFyre
20 Feb 2009, 11:53 PM
[00:50:16] <Rrrrrrobotnik> I'll go create some bouncing raccoon cannons, that'll finally put an end to that hedgehog!

Lolwut

Turn
21 Feb 2009, 12:24 AM
[01:23] <LeetheUnderEquipped> nah, it's tiny... it took me hours to find it :(

DragonFyre
21 Feb 2009, 12:26 AM
[01:24:29] <@Spychic> Fish mammal same difference

Joshyyy
21 Feb 2009, 11:03 PM
[00:02:32] <@Josh> Spychic I r marry u k?
[00:02:35] <@Spychic> k

\o/

Turn
21 Feb 2009, 11:16 PM
yep i agree:D i swear the cookie not even cooked

Discussing cookie dough :rolleyes:


was that sarcy or did you seriously think scousers came from edinburough?

no, edinburough is in britain, so is merseyside
Logical.

Keiji_Maeda
22 Feb 2009, 01:49 PM
lol the problem with SOTW is a lot of the time, the winner is the person who got their friends to vote for them....

Ironic Much? :D

First page of the locked SOTW voting poll if you dont believe me :rolleyes:

Hrbdefender
22 Feb 2009, 08:54 PM
Harsh but true words


The more people say that this is a good story, the more it insults the actually decent stories in this forum.

Mjölnir
22 Feb 2009, 08:56 PM
Harsh but true words

The story is better than some i've written and read.

Hrbdefender
22 Feb 2009, 09:06 PM
The story is better than some i've written and read.

Yes but to say it is brilliant is just simply...

Adkill
22 Feb 2009, 09:07 PM
The story is better than some i've written . . .

Well . . . :P

Turn
22 Feb 2009, 09:14 PM
Hey anyone else in the merseyside area going to the silent rave at the bombed out church in town on Saturday? Should be a laugh if nothing else and I might even buy you a pint afterwards if we bump into each other :P

Wow. u r allow to get drunk in church?

I think I love this guy :D:D

Hrbdefender
22 Feb 2009, 09:30 PM
[22:29:57] Rob says: Sarah r male?
[22:30:04] Drrragonfyre says: Np

well whatever floats your boat

ickle
23 Feb 2009, 04:14 PM
[17:02] <@Josh> o_O
[17:02] <Ratty> I bum boys all day long
[17:02] <Ratty> ...
[17:02] <@DragonFyre> LOL
[17:02] <@DragonFyre> Wtf?
[17:02] <@Spychic> ROFL
[17:02] <@Josh> Lmao.

Amazing what you see when you randomly look at your screen

WeWorshipFred
23 Feb 2009, 07:18 PM
Tv steal my ideas for their own programmes


:) .....



I use romans because the wall around the village looks nicer that the teuton earth wall



Just......bleh

:P

EDIT:

Discussing Chavs.


well 1st of im not a chav but evryone is made in the image and likeness of God



I'm not too clear on the bible's view of things, but I'm pretty sure God didn't wear a shell suit.


I lol'd so much :D

Invisible Kid
27 Feb 2009, 06:11 PM
[19:06:01] Rae ♥ says: I've discovered the joys of demolishing buildings. :)
[19:06:06] Mark says: you have? :P
[19:06:39] Rae ♥ says: Yeah, was aiming to get my third village higher than the pop of one of my farms... So I cheated and knocked half his village down.

ickle
27 Feb 2009, 07:14 PM
[20:12] <@Hrbdefender> I am just sitting here playing with myself

O the things you can take out of context from irc :P

Adkill
27 Feb 2009, 07:40 PM
<T_guest958> soon i will be LORD OF ALL TRAVIAN and you will be my slaves muahaha
[20:38] *** T_guest958 has been kicked by T (Turn caps lock OFF!)

:P Owned.

Hrbdefender
27 Feb 2009, 07:57 PM
* T_guest314 (~T_Guest@Travian-75EB2BD2.manc.cable.
ntl.com) has joined #travian.co.uk
<+Hrbdefender> T_guest314
<+Hrbdefender> Do you want to be my Special friend?
* T_guest314 (~T_Guest@Travian-75EB2BD2.manc.cable.
ntl.com) Quit (Quit: T_guest314)
<+Hrbdefender> Oh


/me is sad

Groggers
28 Feb 2009, 11:36 AM
are, so if i murdered someone but with time effort and skill put on it, it wouldn't be a crime?

Devilbells on Banksy, comparing "vandalism [art]" to murdering someone.
I lol'd.

DragonFyre
28 Feb 2009, 11:43 PM
[00:39:14] * Groggers is now known as LolSausage
[00:39:33] <LolSausage> Lolololol.
[00:39:44] <@DragonFyre> rofl
[00:39:59] * +Hrbdefender eats lolsausage
[00:40:03] <LolSausage> D:
[00:40:14] * LolSausage makes Hrb choke
[00:40:16] <LolSausage> LOL
[00:40:21] <LolSausage> you choked on my sausage
[00:40:27] <LolSausage> Lololol.
[00:40:44] * +Hrbdefender dies eating a sausage
[00:40:57] <LolSausage> *Hrb dies happy
[00:41:23] <LolSausage> big meaty goodness in his mouth
[00:41:42] <@D3moralizer> ^.-
[00:41:51] <@DragonFyre> *quotes thread*
[00:41:55] * +Hrbdefender dies very happy


lololol

Groggers
28 Feb 2009, 11:45 PM
lololol

I was provoked.

DragonFyre
01 Mar 2009, 12:31 AM
[01:22:07] <@DragonFyre> you're drunk arent you
[01:22:12] <@Laika> ni

D3moralizer
01 Mar 2009, 08:42 AM
[01:22:07] <@DragonFyre> you're drunk arent you
[01:22:12] <@Laika> ni

he was a knight who said ni though :D

Hrbdefender
01 Mar 2009, 08:45 AM
he was a knight who said ni though :D



Laika"The door didn't move"




That was a scary night:D

D3moralizer
01 Mar 2009, 09:07 AM
That was a scary night:D

/me hides

Invisible Kid
01 Mar 2009, 10:26 AM
Laika: "My burger is hot again. It was hot before, and i just put it in my mouth, and it's hot again"

a short while later

[02:45:59] Hannah/Tune0112 says: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN J AND I YOU DRUNKS
[02:46:14] Keiji_Maeda says: nah.// j has a pointy bit
[02:46:28] Keiji_Maeda says: theyre the same
[02:46:42] D3moralizer says: JBPL:
[02:46:46] D3moralizer says: JBNNL
[02:46:48] D3moralizer says: JB:L
[02:46:51] D3moralizer says: JB:L
[02:46:52] D3moralizer says: JBL



A VERY scary night

Groggers
01 Mar 2009, 06:09 PM
Hannah/Tune0112 touches Henry
[19:02:08 | Edited 19:02:10] Mark: small for its length thenLololol.


Taken out of context-Hrb


Taken out of context-Hrb
Lies!

ickle
01 Mar 2009, 10:55 PM
man i love my skype convo's :rolleyes:

Glad I was about for that one :P

jamie the slaye
01 Mar 2009, 11:02 PM
Glad I was about for that one :P
I bet you were :D

Invisible Kid
02 Mar 2009, 05:46 PM
[18:43:03] Steph says: well all this fighting talk is scary so im gunna go have a shower :P

Keiji_Maeda
02 Mar 2009, 11:20 PM
Laika: "My burger is hot again. It was hot before, and i just put it in my mouth, and it's hot again"

a short while later

[02:45:59] Hannah/Tune0112 says: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN J AND I YOU DRUNKS
[02:46:14] Keiji_Maeda says: nah.// j has a pointy bit
[02:46:28] Keiji_Maeda says: theyre the same
[02:46:42] D3moralizer says: JBPL:
[02:46:46] D3moralizer says: JBNNL
[02:46:48] D3moralizer says: JB:L
[02:46:51] D3moralizer says: JB:L
[02:46:52] D3moralizer says: JBL



A VERY scary night

Face typing ftw :D

WeWorshipFred
06 Mar 2009, 08:19 PM
[21:14] <Jalis> dont make me get the beating stick out
[21:15] <D3moralizer> what would you do with a beating stick?
[21:15] <Jalis> i would.... man so many uses
[21:15] <D3moralizer> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'D DO WITH A BEATING STICK
[21:15] <Jalis> i could bea some, use it as a fishing pole
[21:15] <Jalis> tent pole
[21:15] <Jalis> poke sarah with it
[21:15] <Jalis> set fire to it
[21:16] <Jalis> i could use it to sling shot a burning toilet roll into Joshyyyys already cinderd garden
[21:16] <Jalis> replacement spine
[21:16] <Jalis> i could built a pit fall with it
[21:16] <Jalis> and catch honey badgers
[21:16] <Jalis> maybe a polar bear or blue whale
[21:17] <Jalis> what to do with a beating stick.... social services would probs spy on me for that



:)

Turn
06 Mar 2009, 10:48 PM
my picture is of my gang logo so how much of a nob am i

Tempting..

DragonFyre
07 Mar 2009, 11:04 PM
[00:01:45] <@Spychic> You cannot liam! You're female!
[00:01:46] <@Spychic> ... ;D
[00:01:55] <@DragonFyre> Spy
[00:01:57] <@DragonFyre> So are you
[00:01:58] <@DragonFyre> :P
[00:02:00] <@Spychic> Lies
[00:02:03] <@DragonFyre> :O
[00:02:05] <WeWorshipFred> fishfight...that's got many innuendos waiting to be said :p
[00:02:06] <@DragonFyre> Spy is a man
[00:02:06] <@liam|AFK> Liar
[00:02:07] <@Spychic> I r half on thursdays
[00:02:11] <@liam|AFK> Omg :p
[00:02:15] <@DragonFyre> Oo
[00:02:20] <@liam|AFK> You're even worse then male

Lupia
07 Mar 2009, 11:48 PM
<T_guest840> lap up those lupees

Erm, ok?

WeWorshipFred
08 Mar 2009, 11:44 AM
why are you calling me a n00by spammer i have more posts than you

:rolleyes:
Classic



[21:35] <Josh> Hi Chloe. ^^
[21:36] <Chloe> you ok josh?
[21:36] <Chloe> i apologise for the other night...
[21:36] <Josh> Yah good thanks. You?
[21:36] <Josh> Haha, no worries. ^^
[21:36] <Chloe> i'm good thanks

:eek:

;)

Mickulty6
09 Mar 2009, 07:35 AM
:rolleyes:
Classic



[21:35] <Josh> Hi Chloe. ^^
[21:36] <Chloe> you ok josh?
[21:36] <Chloe> i apologise for the other night...
[21:36] <Josh> Yah good thanks. You?
[21:36] <Josh> Haha, no worries. ^^
[21:36] <Chloe> i'm good thanks

:eek:

;)

I definately need more information.

DragonFyre
09 Mar 2009, 06:19 PM
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548
[19:17:18] <+Keiji_Maeda> 07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912
[19:17:18] * +Keiji_Maeda (keiji@travian.co.uk.com.au) Quit (Excess Flood)

ickle
09 Mar 2009, 06:20 PM
ROFL he so got owned :D

ickle
09 Mar 2009, 08:43 PM
[19:13] <@Hrbdefender> Press 7 to kick Josh
[19:13] <@Josh> 8
[19:13] <lookin> 7
[19:13] <@DragonFyre> 7
[19:13] <+Phil_bmxer> 7
[19:13] <@DragonFyre> rofl
[19:13] <+Phil_bmxer> 7
[19:13] <@ickle> 7
[19:13] <@Josh> Rofl.
[19:13] * Josh was kicked by Hrbdefender (He pressed 7)
[19:13] * Josh has joined #travian.co.uk
[19:13] * T sets mode: +o Josh
[19:13] <+Phil_bmxer> :P
[19:13] <+Phil_bmxer> haha
[19:13] <@Hrbdefender> :P
[19:13] <@ickle> :D
[19:13] <@DragonFyre> lol
[19:13] <@Josh> Why was that one so much more popular? xD
[19:13] <lookin> hahahaha
[19:14] <@Hrbdefender> I wonder why...
[19:14] <lookin> u wonder?
[19:14] <@ickle> i dunno
[19:14] <@Josh> U R ALL BULLY ME!
[19:14] <@Josh> /cries

I could not resist but to post this

DragonFyre
09 Mar 2009, 09:10 PM
[22:09:32] <@Spychic> I am not easy
[22:09:33] <@Spychic> Err
[22:09:36] <@Spychic> Read it wrong

EDIT:
[22:17:57] Hannah UKX-Tune0112 says: i like to do manly things like kick badgers

EDIT EDIT:
[22:17:49] <Ratty> NOES!
[22:17:54] <Ratty> I think i have to go
[22:17:56] <Ratty> :'(
[22:17:59] <@Spychic> WUT Ratty?!
[22:18:00] <@Spychic> Hahahahaha
[22:18:03] <@Spychic> I have no bed time
[22:18:09] <Ratty> Not bed time
[22:18:11] <WeWorshipFred> rofl
[22:18:12] <@Spychic> Lies
[22:18:14] <Ratty> its just the laptop is outa charge
[22:18:17] <Ratty> And i broke teh charger
[22:18:18] <Ratty> XD
[22:18:19] <@Spychic> Yo mummy r callin u
[22:18:26] <Ratty> Oh yes
[22:18:27] <Ratty> She is...
[22:18:28] <+Keiji_Maeda> When I tell Spychic, she goes to bed ;)
[22:18:29] <WeWorshipFred> spy r bully
[22:18:29] <Ratty> of course..
[22:18:47] <Ratty> I dont want to know anything taht envlolvs spyu and a bed
[22:18:55] <@Spychic> Sadly, Keiji_Maeda, no where near you. :')
[22:18:56] <WeWorshipFred> O.o
[22:19:10] <+Keiji_Maeda> I know... such a shame that :P
[22:19:12] <Ratty> oh wow
[22:19:15] <Ratty> super bad spelling
[22:19:16] <@Spychic> Oh Ratty, you've never had fun on a bed?

EDIT EDIT EDIT:
[22:19:25] <@Hrbdefender> Ratty has fun on beds with me

TOO MANY EDITS:
[22:20:35] <Ratty> But dont invite spychic
[22:20:38] <@Hrbdefender> No
[22:20:42] <@Hrbdefender> She has no balls
[22:20:45] <+Keiji_Maeda> Yay!
[22:20:46] <@Hrbdefender> So no good for me

ickle
09 Mar 2009, 09:21 PM
[22:19] <@Hrbdefender> Ratty has fun on beds with me
[22:19] <Ratty> yes hrb
[22:19] <@D3moralizer> you're cheating on me Henry?
[22:19] <+Keiji_Maeda> Putting new bedclothes on?
[22:19] <Ratty> all the time.
[22:19] * @Spychic wants picz
[22:19] <@D3moralizer> first you're not gay then this

Eventful night on the irc

DragonFyre
09 Mar 2009, 09:25 PM
[22:23:48] <@Spychic> Every woman will give you that feeling.
[22:23:57] <@Hrbdefender> Yeah
[22:24:04] <+Keiji_Maeda> Spy wont... shes too stubborn :(
[22:24:04] <@Hrbdefender> And I imagine I will do the same to them
[22:24:08] <@Spychic> CRAMP
[22:24:11] <@Hrbdefender> Spy keeps going
[22:24:12] <+Keiji_Maeda> See...
[22:24:14] <@Spychic> CHARLIE Horse.
[22:24:15] <@D3moralizer> get used to calling me?
[22:24:15] <@Spychic> :(
[22:24:20] <@Spychic> WHAT
[22:24:26] <@Hrbdefender> She doesn't stop when they die
[22:24:26] * WeWorshipFred is scarred for life by this conversation
[22:24:32] <@DragonFyre> LOL
[22:24:35] <@Hrbdefender> She remains on task
[22:24:35] <@Spychic> You'd have no experience in that section, Hrbdefender
[22:24:39] <@Spychic> And probably never will.
[22:24:39] <@Hrbdefender> Nope :P
[22:24:41] <@Spychic> Tut tut.
[22:24:43] <@Hrbdefender> meh
[22:24:47] <@Hrbdefender> My hand suits me

[22:25:01] <@Spychic> It's gonna run away from you one day, Hrbdefender.
[22:25:03] <WeWorshipFred> ^^
[22:25:07] <@ickle> lol
[22:25:09] <@Hrbdefender> My hand or my...
[22:25:11] <@Spychic> You might break it
[22:25:15] <@ickle> i cant breathe with this convo
[22:25:15] <@Hrbdefender> Again
[22:25:16] <@D3moralizer> hahaha
[22:25:18] <@Hrbdefender> my hand or...
[22:25:22] <@Spychic> BOTH
[22:25:23] <@Spychic> OOOH
[22:25:27] <@Hrbdefender> OOOOOH
[22:25:33] <@Hrbdefender> James does it hurt?
[22:25:33] <WeWorshipFred> thats what she said :d
[22:25:33] <@Spychic> That'd hurt, I imagine
[22:25:38] <@Spychic> Like snapping your ear
[22:25:41] <@Hrbdefender> What?
[22:25:45] <@Spychic> What?
[22:25:45] <@Hrbdefender> Your ear?
[22:25:46] <@D3moralizer> i dunno i r girl according to forumz
[22:25:46] <@Spychic> ;D

[22:25:59] <@Spychic> IDK
[22:26:00] <@Spychic> I r no boy
[22:26:02] <@Spychic> :<
[22:26:03] <+Keiji_Maeda> Quotes are becoming more epic...
[22:26:03] <@Hrbdefender> You shove your thing up your ear
[22:26:07] <WeWorshipFred> O.o
[22:26:08] <@Spychic> Disgusting
[22:26:10] <+Keiji_Maeda> And no one is seemingly drunk!
[22:26:10] <@Hrbdefender> Yep
[22:26:12] <@Hrbdefender> James does it
[22:26:15] <@DragonFyre> This is all going in the quotes thread
[22:26:23] <WeWorshipFred> *has flashback to family guy - ear sex episode*
[22:26:23] <@Spychic> James likes ears?
[22:26:24] <@Hrbdefender> YOU GO AWAY
[22:26:28] <@Spychic> Just imagine that
[22:26:28] <@Hrbdefender> I WILL BAN YOU SARAH
[22:26:31] <@DragonFyre> Rofl
[22:26:33] <@D3moralizer> ears NOM NOM NOM

[22:32:53] Mark says: if anyones offering, then yeah might aswell

WeWorshipFred
09 Mar 2009, 09:34 PM
<Keiji_Maeda> @Spychic> Nothing turns me on more than two men violating eachother? << Well... If youre ever down Southampton way... ;)



:D

Just log onto IRC and read. Hilarious times. :P

Turn
10 Mar 2009, 12:21 AM
the funniest thing i heard was someone saying something offensive so i won't say it


ok guys. not allow offensive sentences

You heard it here first folks. Now do as these fine citizens say in their contributing manner, and maybe you'll grow up to be just like them. :)

Mickulty6
10 Mar 2009, 07:46 AM
<Keiji_Maeda> @Spychic> Nothing turns me on more than two men violating eachother? << Well... If youre ever down Southampton way... ;)



:D

Just log onto IRC and read. Hilarious times. :P

To me, one of the great mysteries in life has been solved. It is the same both ways.

Adkill
10 Mar 2009, 08:02 PM
3400000000 people are attacking me


Um, 3 people are attacking you

Nice maths there (Y). :P

WeWorshipFred
10 Mar 2009, 08:31 PM
[21:26] <Adkill> yeah, take it out of where I put it originally
[21:27] <WeWorshipFred> nice
[21:27] <WeWorshipFred> although i am concentrating on mental/emotional pain
[21:28] <WeWorshipFred> the physical pain is good :p


Lack of context is a beautiful thing.

:D

Tullia
11 Mar 2009, 08:13 PM
[21:10:46] D3moralizer panda dances

[21:11:25] Henry eats D3mo


...........................

WeWorshipFred
12 Mar 2009, 07:32 PM
[20:09] <Fabs> King Matt
[20:09] <Fabs> I've spoken with the others
[20:09] <Fabs> And it's okay
[20:09] <Fabs> You can be a mod
[20:09] <Fabs> BUT
[20:09] <Fabs> Only if you pass this test
[20:10] <Fabs> It's a few short questions
[20:10] <Travian50838> right, okay
[20:10] <Laika> Fabs is in charge of this interview
[20:10] <Fabs> Who was ruler of Germany during the 2nd world war?
[20:10] <Travian50838> Adolf Hitler
[20:10] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:11] <Fabs> What is the name of a popular games site that competes with Travian that rhymes with goonscrape?
[20:11] <Travian50838> Runescape
[20:11] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:14] <Fabs> How would you spell trapping if you were only allowed to use one P?
[20:15] <Travian50838> trap......wait! You'll just say that I can't spell! but, if not, traping
[20:15] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:17] <Fabs> Okay, next question
[20:17] <Travian50838> okay then
[20:17] <Fabs> What are there in my forum avatar?
[20:17] <Travian50838> Doughnuts
[20:17] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:19] <Fabs> Next question
[20:19] <Travian50838> okay...
[20:19] <Fabs> What is the name of the forum admin?
[20:19] <Travian50838> Laikia
[20:19] <Fabs> That's incorrect
[20:19] <Travian50838> Lakia
[20:19] <Fabs> You've lost a lifeline
[20:20] <Fabs> It needs to be spelt correctly
[20:20] <Fabs> This is your final chance
[20:20] <Travian50838> what lifeline?
[20:20] <Fabs> Or you will lose the opportunity to become a Mod
[20:20] <Travian50838> Laika
[20:20] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:20] *** Travian50838 has joined #travian.co.uk
[20:20] <Travian50838> Laika
[20:20] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:22] <Fabs> Right, I've edited T's function and he will analyze your performance, the posts you've made and the things you've said in here
[20:23] <Fabs> All you need to do is state your forum username and he will work it out. If you are accepted, you will stay here, if not, he will boot you using his complicated calculation system
[20:23] <Phil_bmxer> :P
[20:23] <Travian50838> King Matt
[20:23] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)


Epic :P

VelvetThighs
12 Mar 2009, 07:36 PM
And in Norfolk hrbdefenders are all related

it is true ;D .

DragonFyre
12 Mar 2009, 08:25 PM
[21:22:02] <@D3moralizer> Creatures have the right to remain delicious

Turn
12 Mar 2009, 09:06 PM
[20:09] <Fabs> King Matt
[20:09] <Fabs> I've spoken with the others
[20:09] <Fabs> And it's okay
[20:09] <Fabs> You can be a mod
[20:09] <Fabs> BUT
[20:09] <Fabs> Only if you pass this test
[20:10] <Fabs> It's a few short questions
[20:10] <Travian50838> right, okay
[20:10] <Laika> Fabs is in charge of this interview
[20:10] <Fabs> Who was ruler of Germany during the 2nd world war?
[20:10] <Travian50838> Adolf Hitler
[20:10] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:11] <Fabs> What is the name of a popular games site that competes with Travian that rhymes with goonscrape?
[20:11] <Travian50838> Runescape
[20:11] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:14] <Fabs> How would you spell trapping if you were only allowed to use one P?
[20:15] <Travian50838> trap......wait! You'll just say that I can't spell! but, if not, traping
[20:15] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:17] <Fabs> Okay, next question
[20:17] <Travian50838> okay then
[20:17] <Fabs> What are there in my forum avatar?
[20:17] <Travian50838> Doughnuts
[20:17] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:19] <Fabs> Next question
[20:19] <Travian50838> okay...
[20:19] <Fabs> What is the name of the forum admin?
[20:19] <Travian50838> Laikia
[20:19] <Fabs> That's incorrect
[20:19] <Travian50838> Lakia
[20:19] <Fabs> You've lost a lifeline
[20:20] <Fabs> It needs to be spelt correctly
[20:20] <Fabs> This is your final chance
[20:20] <Travian50838> what lifeline?
[20:20] <Fabs> Or you will lose the opportunity to become a Mod
[20:20] <Travian50838> Laika
[20:20] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:20] *** Travian50838 has joined #travian.co.uk
[20:20] <Travian50838> Laika
[20:20] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)
[20:22] <Fabs> Right, I've edited T's function and he will analyze your performance, the posts you've made and the things you've said in here
[20:23] <Fabs> All you need to do is state your forum username and he will work it out. If you are accepted, you will stay here, if not, he will boot you using his complicated calculation system
[20:23] <Phil_bmxer> :P
[20:23] <Travian50838> King Matt
[20:23] *** Travian50838 has been kicked by T (Watch your language!)


Epic :P
...

BEST

QUOTE

EVER

:D:D:D

Mummy I did a lol ^__^

Lupia
12 Mar 2009, 09:42 PM
[22:41] <WeWorshipFred> how is Jade Goody not dead yet?
[22:41] <WeWorshipFred> *that came out wrong*

DragonFyre
12 Mar 2009, 09:43 PM
Mummy I did a lol ^__^

I lol'd :D .....

WeWorshipFred
12 Mar 2009, 09:47 PM
[22:44] <Adkill> gah
[22:45] <Adkill> the hood on my jacket makes me look like a member of the kkk




[17:24] <Adkill> no, I didn't say 'suck on this', though she did

:D

Adkill
13 Mar 2009, 05:04 PM
OK, I didn't think about the last one before I said it. :P


[17:59] <T_guest393> what are you talking about
[18:00] <T_guest393> ???
[18:00] <WeWorshipFred> pokemon
[18:00] <DF|POKEEMANZ> pokémon
[18:00] <hwoo> birds and the bees dear boy

DragonFyre
13 Mar 2009, 10:58 PM
[23:53:32] * @Josh takes his clothes off.

Invisible Kid
15 Mar 2009, 01:10 AM
[02:08:26] Laika says: MY CLOTHES GOT WET


yeah, that tends to happen when you go for a shower wearing your clothes

Saffy
15 Mar 2009, 07:11 PM
[20:11:00] |Jackyyy| says: I want it so badly

._.
Context is a hideous thing :)

mikey606
16 Mar 2009, 05:15 AM
[20:11:00] |Jackyyy| says: I want it so badly

._.
Context is a hideous thing :)

[06:13:53] Mikey says: She'll be so pleased
[06:13:57] Mikey says: Laters failface


:rolleyes:

Sidewinder
16 Mar 2009, 02:13 PM
come on dragon you are one of the only people who i reconise who isnt a staff member you just ignore all the rubbish people give you no response to it and then they may eventually give up.

i am a staff member:rolleyes:

lulz .

Fighter1405
16 Mar 2009, 05:50 PM
Josh's singing has taken a new turn!


[18:49] [Josh|Away] Hiya Barbie.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] Hi Ken.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] I'm a barbie girl.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] In a Barbie world.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] Life in plastic.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] It's fantastic.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] You can brush my hair.
[18:49] [Josh|Away] Undress me everywhere.
[18:50] [Josh|Away] Imagination.
[18:50] [Josh|Away] Life is your creation.
[18:50] [Josh|Away] Come on Barbie, let's go Barbie!

Joshyyy
16 Mar 2009, 05:52 PM
I hate you Fighter.

[additional text to meet the stupid 20 character requirement]

Fighter1405
16 Mar 2009, 05:54 PM
I hate you Fighter.

[additional text to meet the stupid 20 character requirement]

<3 Joshyyy

Grrr, 20 chars :mad:

mikey606
16 Mar 2009, 06:11 PM
<3 Joshyyy

Grrr, 20 chars :mad:

nice singing :cool: .

Joshyyy
16 Mar 2009, 06:19 PM
Grrr, 20 chars :mad:

You got it all wrong. It is much better to put the additional text in big pink writing.

If that excuse doesn't work.. It suits my IRC Nub banner. <3

OPT
16 Mar 2009, 11:18 PM
:):):):):):)
At the end of the day, I'm eating toast in my pyjamas.:):):):):):):):):)

Mickulty6
17 Mar 2009, 07:50 AM
You're about as subtle as Sylvester Stallone wearing a giant banna suit. Strangely, that was the first analogy that came to mind.

:D

What can I say?

Absolute genius.

Joshyyy
17 Mar 2009, 07:40 PM
Pruned:


* T_guest473 has also used the nicknames: T_guest783 T_guest148 bobbyboy T_guest42 T_guest473

[20:38:14] <T_guest473> how i change my name
[20:38:22] <@Josh> Type /quit NewNameHere
[20:38:38] * T_guest473 (~T_Guest@B26B4291.6BE1D024.EBBA8A6.IP) Quit (Quit: bobbyboy)

/me feels mean. >:]

Saffy
17 Mar 2009, 08:20 PM
<@DragonFyre> GREG
<@DragonFyre> YUR SMELLEH

I'll do a groggers

QFT

Groggers
19 Mar 2009, 08:10 AM
Pfft.
>:]

/me smells of manly stuff, like booze and petrol.
^^

ickle
20 Mar 2009, 12:45 AM
[01:41] * @ickle Quit (Quit: In the words of D3mo "yey tt tt tt tt")
[01:42] <@D3moralizer> yey tt tt tt tt

Hmm I think someone likes TT's a bit too much

King Gary
20 Mar 2009, 05:24 PM
Well that's improved my day. The many arguments I've had due to not wanting driving lessons or a car now seem worth it :)
Cheers.


Cars are way worth it, now with my newly fixed car im going to see my girlfriend


^_^ That's pwnage, if ever i saw some