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Hrbdefender
16 Aug 2009, 01:34 PM
WILL SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT REDKNAPP'S CROTCH! It's back again in all its shiny monstrosity. Will someone not think of the children? Or my head. "No crotch-action in the norwegian Canal Plus-studio," writes someone whose name, I think, is Torbjørn. "There are two former United-Rons in the form of Ron Atkinson and Ronny Johnsen. The latter flogging his biography ..." The former, no doubt, desperately trying to get his career back on track


Okay, this is from the guardians football site, but it's hilarious

Tune0112
17 Aug 2009, 11:05 PM
[00:04:22] Niall | Carrothead says: Ideas for a fancy dress costume?
[00:04:34] D3moralizer | Bubbles says: Matts mum

DragonFyre
17 Aug 2009, 11:26 PM
[00:06:04] Drrragonfyre: Go dressed as a cow, then when people say "What are you supposed to be" you can say "Your mum"

VelvetThighs
20 Aug 2009, 11:01 PM
[00:00] <@Sarah> Now I have to run around while my houndour makes babehs with his mum
[00:00] <@Sarah> :/
[00:00] <Hester> roffle
[00:00] <@Sarah> this is what happens when you play Pokémon in norfolk

prince charming
22 Aug 2009, 01:39 AM
[02:30] Error : Closing link: (unknown@somerandomip) [G-Lined: You're violating our network rules]

DanielJ97
22 Aug 2009, 05:03 PM
Lets all throw poo at each other

;) :p ;)

10 Chars!

Tune0112
27 Aug 2009, 07:07 PM
[20:06:47] Henry says: And I puked into an ice cream bowl because at lunch I was laughing so much (rock)
[20:08:04] Henry says: It gets better :P I kept it in my mouth for like a minute, trying to work out whether I could walk to the toilets with it in my mouth, without looking like a twat infront of some girls :P I decided Icouldn't, so got my friends bowl and (puke)

Hrbdefender
28 Aug 2009, 12:50 PM
[20:06:47] Henry says: And I puked into an ice cream bowl because at lunch I was laughing so much (rock)
[20:08:04] Henry says: It gets better :P I kept it in my mouth for like a minute, trying to work out whether I could walk to the toilets with it in my mouth, without looking like a incompleteness theorem infront of some girls :P I decided Icouldn't, so got my friends bowl and (puke)

I'm sure other people would do the same

Joshyyy
28 Aug 2009, 08:33 PM
[21:32] Sarah: I R TEH BIGGEST DUMDUM OF THEM ALL

Saffy
28 Aug 2009, 08:37 PM
[21:32] Sarah: I R TEH BIGGEST DUMDUM OF THEM ALL
Ah Sarah and her typos <3

She r teh dumdum of us all

Tilifika
01 Sep 2009, 02:57 PM
I have a big one and two little ones ^_^

Kerri loves that Nutella.


Those are the girls you've gotta watch out for - short finger nails and no boyfriends. I mean if you've got long nails and you're going like mad....

Work that one out for yourselves.

^_^

Tune0112
01 Sep 2009, 11:38 PM
[00:37:27] Niall | Carrothead says: uk teenaage girls are the worst drunks
[00:37:33] Niall | Carrothead points at Hannah.
[00:38:17] Keiji Maeda says: no matter how much they drink... they still wont sleep with me
[00:38:22] Keiji Maeda says: thats how bad they are

Laika
06 Sep 2009, 12:50 AM
[01:49:03] D3moralizer | Bubbles says: i was stroking it

DragonFyre
07 Sep 2009, 04:57 PM
[17:56:44] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla: a bird flew into my window yesterday
[17:56:45] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla: it died

DragonFyre
07 Sep 2009, 08:35 PM
"Who else is a pirate?"
"..."
*cough*
"..."

Faerier
08 Sep 2009, 11:10 AM
[12:04 pm][Me] d'accord!
[12:07 pm][jason] very good,
[12:08 pm][jason] thats greek init ?

mighty cheese
10 Sep 2009, 07:53 PM
[20:51] MightyCheese> yo sarah, saffy
[20:51] MightyCheese> How are you guys?
[20:51] Saffy> what...
[20:51] MightyCheese> You probably dont know me but still
[20:51] Saffy> who are you?
[20:51] MightyCheese> Ive seen you around the forums
[20:51] MightyCheese> XD
[20:51] MightyCheese> So I just thought I'd say hi.
[20:51] Saffy> ok...
[20:51] MightyCheese> Hi.
[20:52] MightyCheese> Ill just leave XD
[20:52] Saffy> ok <saffy :="" who="" are="" you?=""><mightycheese :="" ive="" seen="" you="" around="" the="" forums=""><mightycheese :="" xd=""><mightycheese :="" so="" just="" thought="" i="" d="" say="" hi.=""><saffy :="" ok...=""><mightycheese :="" hi.=""><mightycheese :="" ill="" just="" leave="" xd=""><saffy :="" ok=""><mightycheese><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><mightycheese><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><mightycheese><mightycheese><saffy><mightycheese><mightycheese><saffy></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy>

Saffy
10 Sep 2009, 07:54 PM
[20:51] <mightycheese> yo sarah, saffy
[20:51] <mightycheese> How are you guys?
[20:51] <saffy> what...
[20:51] <mightycheese> You probably dont know me but still
[20:51] <saffy> who are you?
[20:51] <mightycheese> Ive seen you around the forums
[20:51] <mightycheese> XD
[20:51] <mightycheese> So I just thought I'd say hi.
[20:51] <saffy> ok...
[20:51] <mightycheese> Hi.
[20:52] <mightycheese> Ill just leave XD
[20:52] <saffy> ok
I don't notice new people :p

</saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></saffy></mightycheese></mightycheese>
*Sarah* And they were like
*Sarah* "This sucks"
*Sarah* And I was like
*Sarah* "WUT"
*Sarah* And metally trout slapped them

Poor friends :P

Tullia
13 Sep 2009, 10:49 AM
Rather than just more in the "silly nonsense from Skype/IRC" vein, here's a quote from elsewhere in the forum that I loved, that I agree with, and that I thought worth preserving:


I suspect most cheaters get their due in one form or another, not the least of which is being themselves.

Chloe
13 Sep 2009, 12:05 PM
A little conversation that made me giggle:

Lucidity: Cleaned up with some cilit bang.
Chloe: BANG! and the spam is gone...
Tullia: approve of the deep cleaning action

Us mods are cool really...

Tullia
14 Sep 2009, 11:24 AM
whats that yellow stuff on your sig ?

Essence of dead scout..... :rolleyes:

......................

mighty cheese
15 Sep 2009, 08:26 PM
[21:23] Jalis> my pencil fell on the floor :'(
[21:23] Jalis> behind my bed... itll take me ages to get it back
[21:23] MightyCheese> lol wtf?
[21:23] MightyCheese> I might quote that 'cause its just random
[21:24] Jalis> i forgot i had 2 pencils. win!

DragonFyre
18 Sep 2009, 09:50 PM
[22:49:37] <+Joshyyy> Sarah: I am gay

Blackewe
22 Sep 2009, 01:04 PM
<.n00b> raming some one
<@Relay> :o
<.n00b> I am using my ram to destroy someones wall
<@Relay> Ohmy.
<.n00b> I am happy!
<.n00b> but I dont think he is like me
<@Relay> Well, you're hardly going to be sad.
<.n00b> why Relay?
<@Relay> Gahh, damm my dirty mind. >.<
<.n00b> aha It was my big farm (had more pop then me)
<.n00b> but he is building troops
<.n00b> and Tries to kill me
<@Relay> A big farm, aye?
<@Relay> ;P
<.n00b> yeah A BIG farm
<.n00b> I steal 1800 resource of each every time
<@Relay> Wood, by any chance?
<.n00b> yeah
<.n00b> Many Wood
<@Relay> ;P


-I'm sure you'll be able to make the associations with the Travian related things mentioned. :L

Taulphin
28 Sep 2009, 06:39 PM
19:34 - D3moralizer: then 6 hours on 1st bit of that lvl
19:35 - D3moralizer: difficulty curve is this
19:35 - D3moralizer: ________|
19:35 - D3moralizer: well
19:35 - D3moralizer: _______|\___
19:38 - Taulphin: did you... just... try to draw a difficulty curve?
19:38 - D3moralizer: maybe

DragonFyre
03 Oct 2009, 06:43 PM
Sarah :] says:
ye
Cats are so weird
So are dogs
I mean
they lick their own bums ffs
Matt says:
Lol.
Cute though
Sarah :] says:
Wtf
How the hell is that cute
Matt says:
(dogs)
NO
Sarah :] says:
oh
lol

DragonFyre
04 Oct 2009, 12:11 AM
[01:11:01] <+Matt_WWF> 2. Jalis is sexy

WeWorshipFred
04 Oct 2009, 12:29 PM
[01:11:01] <+Matt_WWF> 2. Jalis is sexy


Lack of context ftl!

Taulphin
04 Oct 2009, 12:31 PM
Lack of context ftl!

Indeed, that is why it needed:

[01:11:01] <+Matt_WWF> 1. Jack is sexy.

Asrue2
04 Oct 2009, 05:09 PM
indeed, that is why it needed:

[01:11:01] <+matt_wwf> 1. Jack is sexy.

:d .

Drillbit
04 Oct 2009, 07:01 PM
* @mhudson324|AFK wants a nibble on KM
<@Keiji_Maeda> Theres enough for me to go around Matt ;)
<@mhudson324|AFK> :P

ToySoldier
05 Oct 2009, 08:51 PM
[22:47:30] <t_guest284> Guest: i got kicked:(
[22:47:35] <@Dragonfyre> We know.
[22:47:52] </t_guest284> Guest:<t_guest284><t_guest284> unda it
[22:47:56] <@Dragonfyre> What?
[22:48:05] </t_guest284></t_guest284> Guest:<t_guest284><t_guest284><t_guest284> under it
[22:48:09] <@Dragonfyre> Under what?
[22:48:18] Random visitor:<adkill> Your mum.

Hmm :rolleyes:</adkill></t_guest284></t_guest284></t_guest284>

Jalis
05 Oct 2009, 09:15 PM
[22:47:30] <T_GUEST284>Guest: i got kicked:(
[22:47:35] <@Dragonfyre> We know.
[22:47:52] </T_GUEST284>Guest:<T_GUEST284><T_GUEST284> unda it
[22:47:56] <@Dragonfyre> What?
[22:48:05] </T_GUEST284></T_GUEST284>Guest:<T_GUEST284><T_GUEST284><T_GUEST284> under it
[22:48:09] <@Dragonfyre> Under what?
[22:48:18] Random visitor:<ADKILL> Your mum.

Hmm :rolleyes:</ADKILL></T_GUEST284></T_GUEST284></T_GUEST284>

You mis-spelt adkill,

ToySoldier
05 Oct 2009, 09:32 PM
You mis-spelt adkill,

I didn't spell it at all :p

DragonFyre
07 Oct 2009, 08:28 PM
[21:26:08] < MikeyNinja> Is called Waterboy
[21:26:11] < MikeyNinja> Is use Water
[21:26:15] < MikeyNinja> Put out zee fire
[21:26:20] <@Dragonfyre> the llamas are put out fires
[21:26:21] <@Dragonfyre> very good
[21:26:23] < MikeyNinja> Is good yes
[21:26:28] <@Dragonfyre> You see the llama chase the fire away
[21:26:31] < MikeyNinja> The llama are also good for the fire putting out
[21:26:32] <@Dragonfyre> So no more fire
[21:26:35] <@Dragonfyre> I sell for good price
[21:26:37] < MikeyNinja> They are wooly
[21:26:41] <@Dragonfyre> lol<mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja>

MikeyNinja
07 Oct 2009, 08:35 PM
[21:26:08] < MikeyNinja> Is called Waterboy
[21:26:11] < MikeyNinja> Is use Water
[21:26:15] < MikeyNinja> Put out zee fire
[21:26:20] <@Dragonfyre> the llamas are put out fires
[21:26:21] <@Dragonfyre> very good
[21:26:23] < MikeyNinja> Is good yes
[21:26:28] <@Dragonfyre> You see the llama chase the fire away
[21:26:31] < MikeyNinja> The llama are also good for the fire putting out
[21:26:32] <@Dragonfyre> So no more fire
[21:26:35] <@Dragonfyre> I sell for good price
[21:26:37] < MikeyNinja> They are wooly
[21:26:41] <@Dragonfyre> lol<mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja><mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja></mikeyninja>

U wunna buy the Llama?

Gouranga
08 Oct 2009, 08:55 AM
I should probably explain that joshyyy is drunk >.<

[00:25:42] Josh says: i just like got bakc
[00:25:48] Josh says: frmo somewher
[00:25:54] Tullia says: drunky?
[00:25:56] Josh says: the biggest wetherspoons ever
[00:25:57] Josh says: NOOO
[00:25:59] Josh says: well
[00:26:00] Josh says: maube
[00:26:03] Tullia says: hehehehe
[00:26:14] Josh says: ther was an epic cocktail with liek fiev shost in it
[00:26:20] Josh says: omgggg that was goood
[00:26:25] Tullia says: welcome to being a student


But I love him too

This is the best drunk IRC ever, I imagine a drunk Noooo!

josh1995
10 Oct 2009, 09:50 AM
[21:22:18] Shaun: So now that we've come to the conclustion hobbit is a dog, I shag sheep, Tom has fake tits and josh is just josh.. Anything else?

A typical night :)

Tullia
10 Oct 2009, 02:09 PM
Wondering how to make a girl like me(ah, teenage-dom xD)


If you have a spare rib lying around, and a handful of omnipotence, I hear that can be successful (just keep her away from the fruit bowl)


...............

Gouranga
10 Oct 2009, 03:23 PM
Lol at that El ryano post

Drillbit
11 Oct 2009, 05:13 PM
* @Litch throws a Josh at mhudson324
<@??> not him i want him
<@mhudson324> you want josh
<@??> no joshyyy for you!
Iwonder who ?? is -- anonomised at his/her request :P

Saffy
11 Oct 2009, 07:43 PM
*Dragonfyre* According to SMeyer they have a "fluid similar to venom in their cells that allows them to move"
*Dragonfyre* which makes no sense at all
*Dragonfyre* but the point is
*Dragonfyre* that fluid is highly flammable
<Peachy> You know what annoys me... th eperople who change thier facebook statuses like every 30 minutes :@
*Dragonfyre* So not only do they sparkle, they burn well
*Dragonfyre* Fireworks anyone?
<+Saffy> sorry 'bout that
-> *Dragonfyre* :D! bonfire night shall be good this year !
<Peachy> lol wut?
*LordSparks* 12why can't you hang out in places i do anymore? =(
*Dragonfyre* lol
-> *Dragonfyre* speaking of years.. 4 days
*Dragonfyre* "Here, throw another Cullen on the bonfire"

Lol with Sarah's <3

Tullia
12 Oct 2009, 02:23 PM
http://travian-reports.net/uk/raport.php?id=2e0c6a384

It's not what you got, it's the way that you use it. ;)


Tidy hit! but surely its a case of premature attackulation :p


.......................

Drillbit
12 Oct 2009, 11:04 PM
* @Keiji_Maeda cuddles and snuggles with mhudson324

<@ickle> glen
<@ickle> you aint helping yourself :P
* @mhudson324 loves glen
<@Keiji_Maeda> helping myself in what way? xD
<@Keiji_Maeda> I never help myself anyway
<@mhudson324> ill help you glen :P
<@Keiji_Maeda> woo! :P
* @mhudson324 helps glen :P
<@ickle> :X

Tullia
13 Oct 2009, 06:06 PM
How would you pick those 5?


Like I said, randomly



EDIT: I didn't say randomly but I meant to

..........

DragonFyre
13 Oct 2009, 06:08 PM
..........

Pfft :( .

DragonFyre
14 Oct 2009, 09:31 PM
[22:29:42] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla: is it weird that i really want to dress up as a tk?
[22:29:53] Clearly female: the horse or man?

Invisible Kid
15 Oct 2009, 10:49 PM
Rob: Goodnight lisa
Lisa: Night Rob.
Rob: Night chloe
*silence*
Rob: Night mark
Me: Night Rob.
Rob: Goodnight Glen
Glen: Night Rob.
Rob: Night Sarah
*Sarah coughs*
Rob: ok, thanks Sarah

Drillbit
15 Oct 2009, 10:52 PM
Rob: Goodnight lisa
Lisa: Night Rob.
Rob: Night chloe
*silence*
Rob: Night mark
Me: Night Rob.
Rob: Goodnight Glen
Glen: Night Rob.
Rob: Night Sarah
*Sarah coughs*
Rob: ok, thanks Sarah

why does rob never say night to me :(

Chloe
16 Oct 2009, 09:46 AM
Rob: Goodnight lisa
Lisa: Night Rob.
Rob: Night chloe
*silence*
Rob: Night mark
Me: Night Rob.
Rob: Goodnight Glen
Glen: Night Rob.
Rob: Night Sarah
*Sarah coughs*
Rob: ok, thanks Sarah

Was I even there at this point?

ickle
16 Oct 2009, 01:56 PM
Was I even there at this point?

Think you wandered off for food or something, we could hear your music though :P

Chloe
16 Oct 2009, 02:19 PM
Think you wandered off for food or something, we could hear your music though :P

Pirates!!!!!!

Laika
16 Oct 2009, 11:43 PM
Laika: Josh, do you like Men or Women?

Joshyyy: I like Matt.

They were singing take that at the time.

WeWorshipFred
16 Oct 2009, 11:43 PM
Rob: Josh, do you like girls or boys?
Drunken Josh: I like Matt, he's awesome.


:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:


(matt=me)

DragonFyre
16 Oct 2009, 11:52 PM
(To josh after he refused to sing miley cyrus)
Matt: Josh, you've spent the last 10 minutes singing take that, sitting on your own eating sugar puffs. I think you are that gay.

Drillbit
16 Oct 2009, 11:54 PM
(To josh after he refused to sing miley cyrus)
Matt: Josh, you've spent the last 10 minutes singing take that, sitting on your own eating sugar puffs. I think you are that gay.

OI im gay and i dont listen to take that. BTW does this mean i have turned josh gay :P

Joshyyy
16 Oct 2009, 11:58 PM
oi im gay and i dont listen to take that. Btw does this mean i have turned josh gay :p

gowaiiiiiiiii

Laika
16 Oct 2009, 11:59 PM
gowaiiiiiiiii

No, you go gay!

Invisible Kid
25 Oct 2009, 12:09 AM
[00:58:52] Mark says: glen fails at maths :P
[00:58:58] *Keiji_Maeda says: I dont fail this hard when Im drunk :(
[00:59:10] *Keiji_Maeda says: Thats a bad sign right
[01:00:53] Mark says: no... (think)
[01:01:43] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: I'll do your tax return after a bottle of vodka
[01:01:50] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: it makes me better...swear
[01:01:56] Mark says: :P:
[01:02:05] Mark says: is this proven?
[01:02:12] *Matt-WWF says: Yes.
[01:02:12] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: I can draw a graph if you need
[01:02:16] Mark says: :P
[01:02:17] Mark says: do it
[01:02:59] Mark says: whilst singing beating heart baby
[01:03:42] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: skills .|
after.|
booze|
.......|
.......|___________
........lameness

The graph is y = 0
[01:03:55] Mark says: did you just try to draw a graph?
[01:03:59] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: maybe


He definately rarely says maybe.

MikeyNinja
25 Oct 2009, 12:31 PM
[13:24:20] Mikey: Your avatar looks like the Hulk :P
[13:24:26] Mikey: But more girly
[13:24:31] Ryan: :D
[13:24:46] Ryan: I just whacked it out quickly on GIMP
/epic fail.

El Ryano
25 Oct 2009, 12:34 PM
/epic fail.

From the Birthday Thread:


Old Today, 01:30 PM
Manage
MikeyNinja
This message has been deleted by MikeyNinja. Reason: wrong thread lol!€

:P

MikeyNinja
25 Oct 2009, 12:34 PM
From the Birthday Thread:



:P

Liezor! XD

Chloe
26 Oct 2009, 02:21 PM
From the Birthday Thread:



:P

I saw that... it made me giggle...


The hours of fun you can have cupping balls :)

Saffy
26 Oct 2009, 02:35 PM
I saw that... it made me giggle...
Yay <3
May you put in context?

Chloe
26 Oct 2009, 02:37 PM
Yay <3
May you put in context?

No... it's much more amusing this way :p anyone who wants to know the context can just click and see :)

Carrothead
27 Oct 2009, 04:39 PM
[17:37:31] Matt: I'll be tempted to whack it out

Hrbdefender
27 Oct 2009, 04:41 PM
[17:37:31] Matt: I'll be tempted to whack it out

Note, this is exactly how it sounds

Joshyyy
27 Oct 2009, 08:43 PM
[21:42:22] <@Dragonfyre> Josh
...
[21:42:33] <@Dragonfyre> i love... you

Taulphin
27 Oct 2009, 08:44 PM
[21:42:22] <@Dragonfyre> Josh
...
[21:42:33] <@Dragonfyre> i love... you

I can confirm this log is accurate and in no way tampered with/manipulated.

Saffy
27 Oct 2009, 09:47 PM
<saffy> <Saffy>To clarify and for the irc thread
<dragonfyre> <Sarah>That sparkly Hegelian dialectic
<saffy> <Saffy>You hate someone more than Edward Cullen?
<dragonfyre> <Sarah>yes
<dragonfyre> <Sarah>yes I doPoor person :(
(who has been omitted for their, and my own safety)</dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy>

Gouranga
27 Oct 2009, 10:04 PM
Its not me but that person is right, I hate Edward Cullen as well

Saffy
27 Oct 2009, 10:07 PM
Its not me but that person is right, I hate Edward Cullen as well
Sorry was supposed to show the names, now it does, stupid thing -.-

Joshyyy
30 Oct 2009, 05:01 PM
[18:00:59] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla: our dad is pretty fit

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. Who would've guessed Hannah has Norfolk blood in her?

Tune0112
30 Oct 2009, 05:07 PM
[18:00:59] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla: our dad is pretty fit

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. Who would've guessed Hannah has Norfolk blood in her?

[18:00:45] Mark says: i've just realised how hot this character is :P
[18:00:50] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla says: which?
[18:00:54] Mark says: my FO3 one :P
[18:00:57] Hannah/Tune0112/Duckzilla says: our dad is pretty fit

^ no incest there ;P

Hrbdefender
30 Oct 2009, 06:07 PM
Don't diss the Norfolk blood :(

Saffy
30 Oct 2009, 06:13 PM
Don't diss the Norfolk blood :(
Its not blood anymore :P

Invisible Kid
30 Oct 2009, 09:59 PM
[22:50:41] Matt says: We have memories
[22:55:12] *Laika says: not without permission you don't
[22:55:41] *Liam says: Do I have permission to have memories Laika? x)
[22:56:02] Mark says: rob, cn i hz mmrs pls?
[22:56:32] Mark says: if so, thnks fr th mmrs
[22:56:35] *Niall/Carrothead says: lmao
[22:56:38] *Niall/Carrothead says: could see that one coming

Invisible Kid
31 Oct 2009, 07:44 PM
[19:43:06] Mark says: (music) Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more (music)
[19:43:48] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: Once i rose above the noise and confusion
[19:44:08] Mark says: just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
[19:44:23] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: I was soaring ever higher
[19:44:30] Mark says: but i flew too high
[19:44:35] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: :P
[19:44:39] Mark says: (mm)
[19:44:50] Mark says: you get my text this morning? :P
[19:45:03] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: mebbe i forget
[19:45:50] Mark says: (music) this aint a song for the broken hearted (music)
[19:47:33] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: (music) No silent prayer for faith departed
[19:49:03] Mark says: and i aint gonna be just another face in the crowd
[19:49:24] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: You're gonna hear my voice
[19:49:31] Mark says: when i shout it out loud
[19:49:32] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: (rock)
[19:49:44] Mark says: It's my life
[19:52:04] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: (music) Is it ok if i speak to you today (music)
[19:52:16] Mark says: you've been pissed off for a week now
[19:52:29] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: but nothing i could say could make you look up
[19:52:40] Mark says: or crack up
[19:52:50] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: Is there anything that i can say
[19:52:54] Mark says: anything to show you
[19:53:06] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: YOU'RE A LADY DOG
[19:53:10] Mark says: but i love you anyway
[19:53:13] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: you cant sing
[19:53:20] Mark says: but you still put me to sleep
[19:53:29] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: Baby you're a lady dog
[19:53:37] Mark says: heyyy hey heeeyyyy hey
[19:53:48] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: you make me (puke)
[19:53:52] Mark says: but dont ever go away

D3mik, coming to kill a chatroom near you

Tullia
05 Nov 2009, 09:35 AM
Tullia is great as long as you stay within the rules... if you break them watch out!

Finally, someone from the S5 forum figures me out :D

WeWorshipFred
07 Nov 2009, 11:06 PM
<ratty> Ratty: Then i pulled it out, she almost died


Indeed.</ratty>

DragonFyre
21 Nov 2009, 11:56 PM
[00:55:30] D3moralizer: if i have kids im naming the 1st "mistake"

Taulphin
22 Nov 2009, 12:16 PM
[00:55:30] D3moralizer: if i have kids im naming the 1st "mistake"

...and the second after a Britney Spears 'song' yus?

I'm sure Mistake and Oops I did it again will have long, happy lives secure in the knowledge they were both wanted children.

Fallacies13
22 Nov 2009, 08:05 PM
If I ever have a kid I'm going to name him Optimus prime.

Jalis
23 Nov 2009, 11:16 PM
[00:13] <DF|NaNo> ankle pain
[00:13] <Matt_WWF> Man up, slag.
[00:14] <DF|NaNo> [00:12:56] <Matt_WWF> Man up, slag. << Says you
[00:14] <DF|NaNo> and your arm pain

:D Matt and his arm pain was funny :)

DragonFyre
23 Nov 2009, 11:20 PM
[00:17:30] < Jalis> matts been spending too much time with saffy, figher and all my other enemies
[00:17:40] <@DF|NaNo> Hes been spending time with your mum too
[00:17:47] < Guest30920> Oh snap!
[00:17:52] <@DF|NaNo> High five o/
[00:17:58] * Guest30920 gives Sarah the most epic high five of the day

Guest = Matt/WeWorshipFred

Taulphin
24 Nov 2009, 03:16 PM
14:34 - Miss.Elphie: fandangling?
14:34 - Miss.Elphie: Is that a word?
14:34 - Taulphin: yeh, it is a technical term from antiquity
14:34 - Taulphin: to fandangle
14:34 - Taulphin: the art of the fandangle
14:34 - Taulphin: of the lesser fandoogle
14:34 - Miss.Elphie: silly
14:34 - Taulphin: and at times the major fandoible
14:34 - Miss.Elphie: lol
14:35 - Miss.Elphie: you're daft
14:35 - Taulphin: you fandangler!


14:35 - Taulphin: I'm sorry but you need to stop linking me to crochet stuff because I keep reading Crotch
14:35 - Miss.Elphie: but tis pretty!
14:35 - Taulphin: Silk Crotch Case
14:35 - Miss.Elphie: I'm tempted to buy the wooden one....
14:36 - Taulphin: A wooden crotch?
14:36 - Taulphin: how bold!
14:36 - Taulphin: Does your mother know?
..............................................


22:43 - Miss.Elphie: She says she'll watch in sec as she's watching a gross program about tropical diseases.... she's watching a patient with a tape worm in her head.... oO
22:43 - Taulphin: awesome, did it record any good tv?
22:43 - Miss.Elphie: .... oh hahaha
22:43 - Miss.Elphie: mong

Jalis
24 Nov 2009, 10:44 PM
[23:41] ickle> got one wave left to send
[23:41] Jalis> no-one distract licksa
[23:41] MikeyNinja> ICKLE
[23:41] MikeyNinja> ICKLE
[23:42] MikeyNinja> ICKLE
[23:42] MikeyNinja> ICKLE
[23:42] *** MikeyNinja has been kicked by T (Stop repeating yourself!)
[23:42] *** MikeyNinja has joined #travian.co.uk
[23:42] Matt_WWF> ICKLE]
[23:42] Matt_WWF> ICKLE
[23:42] Matt_WWF> ICKLE
[23:42] * MikeyNinja legs it
[23:42] ickle> mikey
[23:42] Matt_WWF> ICKLE
[23:42] *** MikeyNinja has quit (Quit:)

WeWorshipFred
24 Nov 2009, 10:47 PM
Jalis you spagalag.

Tullia
25 Nov 2009, 10:58 AM
an IGM rather than IRC quote, but worth preserving...

[yes i have permission to post it]


Joshyyy
RE^15: RE^15: i loves you
25.11.09 11:55:04
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandatoofartohelp)
(pandasorry)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandabeingattacked:[)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandahasgoodideas)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandaremovepandaandreplacewithsomethingelse?)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandawantstopostthisigminforumquotesthreadsobadbuthaspanda'snameinit)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandanotlongtilsleepthen)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandahasbathin30minswhendualback)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandagotobed)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandatirednow)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandawelldone!:D)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandahasanewvillage)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandahopeyourenotstillawake)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandagotobed)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandailoveyou)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandadreams)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandafun)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandafriend)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandafamily)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandababy)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandababybrother)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandasister)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandasnuggle)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandacuddle)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandalove)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandakiss)
____________
Jullia wrote:

(pandasmile)
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandawave)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

(pandahuggle) ^^
____________
Tullia wrote:

(pandahuggle)
____________
Joshyyy wrote:

i loves you more
____________
Tullia wrote:



/me thinks Joshyyy and I may be suffering sleep deprivation.

Joshyyy
25 Nov 2009, 10:59 AM
an IGM rather than IRC quote, but worth preserving...

[yes i have permission to post it]

/me thinks Joshyyy and I may be suffering sleep deprivation.

:love:

It's because we're cool like that. ^^

Groggers
25 Nov 2009, 11:02 AM
Losers. So bad.
:D

Invisible Kid
27 Nov 2009, 03:29 PM
[16:27:07] *ickle stabs skype

[16:27:21] *ickle says: its forcing itself as the top window no matter what i do ><
[16:27:30] *D3moralizer | Bubbles says: :P
[16:27:37] Mark says: ha. skype 4 fails
[16:27:41] Mark says: skype 3 ftw (rock)
[16:27:45] *ickle says: Very annoying when imtrying to do a message
[16:27:46] *ickle says: mark
[16:27:49] *ickle says: skype 3 did it too
[16:27:51] *D3moralizer | Bubbles softly fondles skype 3.8


I do not condone stabbing or fondling any form of Skype instant messenger.

Jalis
28 Nov 2009, 01:44 PM
while drunk josh is funny, i have removed the image as its not exactly family friendly


Its amazing what Josh says when he is drunk :)

Joshyyy
04 Dec 2009, 12:04 AM
[01:03:47] <@Dragonfyre> I just read "kiddo" as "dildo"
[01:03:48] <@Dragonfyre> FML

:')

hendrix424
05 Dec 2009, 08:09 PM
[21:08] <Gamer> can i borrow some troops from any1
[21:08] <Gamer> ?
[21:08] <Adum> No.
[21:08] <Jalis> u cant borrow....

FAIL!

Medusa
06 Dec 2009, 10:59 AM
That one looks stupid, but it's genius and very scary:

Yu attck us we hav soldeir

Who hav sword !!!

Ans sheild alsoo

Ans tunic ( yello color )

Strongs boots

Neckaless

Fast runners to

Recruitment is on if yu are being farmd

Max pop = 83

Yu must b been farmed & hav no soldeir

Evry alleince mbmer mus push resorce for make a soldeir ech day

Do NOT use it

This wil b for oases wonderwall

Pls let ally 'O' tak reorce from yu but not Save ars oles

Yu mus be SE to join


That one has to be the funniest one ever

it was on an alliance profile

Medusa
06 Dec 2009, 01:59 PM
Dual needed for uk6

Account is Rank 1 with 21 villages.

Requirements:

A good knowledge of the game
A fair amount of experience
You need to be able to buy 600 gold a month.

Send me a PM here on the forum if your interested.


what
the
hell
600 gold a month

VelvetThighs
06 Dec 2009, 02:01 PM
what
the
hell
600 gold a month

Worth it.

Aslan is epic and a rank 1 account as said.

D3moralizer
06 Dec 2009, 02:04 PM
Worth it.

Aslan is epic and a rank 1 account as said.

:') you know thats some quality simming :rolleyes: Someone else built the troops though.

Gouranga
06 Dec 2009, 02:11 PM
:') you know thats some quality simming :rolleyes: Someone else built the troops though.

Oh snap!

Yo momma so fat she makes jabba the hut go damn!

Keiji_Maeda
06 Dec 2009, 09:35 PM
[22:33:52] <Jalis> !calc pi
[22:33:53] <@Fayntic> Calc: pi = 0

Everyone laugh and point at the sheer fail....

DragonFyre
10 Dec 2009, 11:13 PM
Litch says:
gimp looks nice and kinda says "come in and explore" with great big open arms and gives you a hug. Whereas photoshop says "no newbs, gowai" and then slaps me in the face :(


Also:
"[20:10:34] *** Laika has changed the conversation topic to "Santa loves all kids. Even ginger ones!" ***"

Laura_Lee
19 Dec 2009, 12:43 AM
Rob says:
Ohh baby
I'm touching my toe
Right now

Tilifika
23 Dec 2009, 09:10 PM
Laura Lee says:
do ittt
omg
myface is hugeeee

Laura_Lee
23 Dec 2009, 09:12 PM
Laura Lee says:
do ittt
omg
myface is hugeeee

I did have two injections off the dentist narb!

Whats your excuse..

Rob says:
I'm a proper nerd

Tullia
24 Dec 2009, 11:08 PM
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@BabyPanda|lurking> 6mins 52secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 6mins 31secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 6mins 41secs till Christmas! ^^
<@mhudson324|AFK> BAH HUMBUG
<+Fighter1405> I'm aiming to get the 1s left
* BabyPanda|lurking is now known as Tullia
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 5mins 56secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 5mins 35secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 5mins 45secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 5mins 4secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 4mins 43secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 4mins 53secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 4mins 23secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 4mins 2secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 4mins 12secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Keiji_Maeda> 4 minutes... woop tee do
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 3mins 12secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 2mins 59secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 3mins till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 2mins 10secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 1min 58secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 1min 59secs till Christmas! ^^
<@mhudson324|AFK> CHristmas has been Canceled
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 1min 11secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 59secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 1min till Christmas! ^^
<@ickle> xD
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 52secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 40secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 41secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 50secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 38secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 39secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 48secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 36secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 37secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 46secs until Christmas!
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 46secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 34secs until Christmas. ;D
<@Josh> 34secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 34secs till Christmas! ^^
<@ickle> 34secs till Christmas! ^^
<@ickle> xD
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 39secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 27secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 25secs till Christmas! ^^
* @Spychic (Spychic@Spychic.Travian.co.uk) Quit (Quit: )
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 33secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 21secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 22secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 32secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 20secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 21secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 31secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 19secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 20secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 31secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 18secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 20secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 30secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 18secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 19secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 29secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 17secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 18secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 28secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 16secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 17secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 27secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 15secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 16secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 25secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 13secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 14secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 24secs until Christmas!
<@Dragonfyre> !Christmas
<@Tullia> 24secs until Christmas!
<@ickle> 13secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> 12secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 13secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> 12secs until Christmas. ;D
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 22secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 10secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 11secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 22secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 10secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 11secs till Christmas! ^^
<Litchy> :D
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 20secs until Christmas!
<@Dragonfyre> Omggggg
<@Josh> 8secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 9secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 20secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 8secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 9secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 17secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 5secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 6secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 17secs until Christmas!
<@ickle> 6secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> 4secs until Christmas. ;D
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 15secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 3secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 4secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 15secs until Christmas!
<@ickle> 4secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> 3secs until Christmas. ;D
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 14secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 2secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 3secs till Christmas! ^^
<+Fighter1405> !christmas
<@Tullia> 13secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 1sec until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 2secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 13secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 1sec until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 2secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 13secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 1sec until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 2secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 12secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> 0secs until Christmas. ;D
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 12secs until Christmas!
<@ickle> 1sec till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> 0secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 1sec till Christmas! ^^
<Litchy> lol @ Tullia XD
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 11secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> -1secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> 0secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 10secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> -2secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> -1secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 9secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> -3secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> -2secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 8secs until Christmas!
<Litchy> yayy!
<@ickle> -3secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> -4secs until Christmas. ;D
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 8secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> -4secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> -3secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Laika> !christmas
<@Tullia> 8secs until Christmas!
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 8secs until Christmas!
<@ickle> -3secs till Christmas! ^^
<Litchy> :D
<@ickle> -3secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Josh> -5secs until Christmas. ;D
<@Josh> -5secs until Christmas. ;D
<@Laika> ;(
<@Laika> ;(
<@Laika> ;(
<@Laika> ;(
<@Laika> ;(
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 6secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> -6secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> -7secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> 1sec until Christmas!
<@Josh> -11secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> -10secs till Christmas! ^^
<@T> !christmas
<@Tullia> -1secs until Christmas!
<@Josh> -12secs until Christmas. ;D
<@ickle> -11secs till Christmas! ^^
<@Tullia> BAH HUMBUG


eventually we all agreed it was probably now Christmas

Joshyyy
24 Dec 2009, 11:10 PM
eventually we all agreed it was probably now Christmas

^_^

That's both awesome and facepalm'ish at the same time.

Joshyyy
25 Dec 2009, 04:03 PM
[17:00:01] <MickeyMouse> your mum sounds awesome :P
[17:00:53] <@Josh> Sarah
[17:00:57] <@Dragonfyre> Josh
[17:01:00] <@Josh> Ask your mum if she'll adopt me pls
[17:01:04] <@Dragonfyre> lol
[17:01:09] <@Josh> :P
[17:01:17] <@Dragonfyre> She's embarassing
[17:01:36] <@Dragonfyre> We were in this shop once and she goes "look, really big bras" and gets one and puts it over her eyes and goes "look, I'm a fly!"
[17:01:38] <@Dragonfyre> No joke
[17:01:39] <@Dragonfyre> :|

D3moralizer
26 Dec 2009, 12:34 PM
[13:11:42] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: She
lives
in
a
fairy
tale
somewhere
too
far
for
us
to
find
Forgotten
the
taste
and
smell
of
the
world
that
she's
left
behind
[13:12:04] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: The angles were all wrong now (wait)
[13:12:17] D3moralizer: It's all about the exposure the lens I told her
[13:12:20] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: She's ripping wings off of butterflies (nod)
[13:12:29] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Keep your feet on the ground (wait)
[13:12:42] D3moralizer: when your head sin the cloud (wait)
[13:12:53 | Edited 13:13:02] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Well go get your shovellll and we'll dig a deep holeeeee (nod)
[13:13:13] D3moralizer: To bury the castle, bury the castle
[13:13:33] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Go get your shovell and we'll dig a deep hole (nod)
[13:13:53] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: To bury the castle, bury the castle
Ba da ba ba da ba ba ha (rock)
[13:14:05] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: So one day he found her crying ;(
[13:14:16] D3moralizer: Coiled up on the dirty ground :O
[13:14:23] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Her prince finally came to save her (inlove)
[13:14:28] D3moralizer: and the rest you can figure out ;)
[13:14:33] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: But it was a trick :S
[13:14:42] D3moralizer: and the clock struck 12
[13:14:46] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Well make sure to build your home brick by boring brick (wait)
[13:14:55] D3moralizer: or the wolves will blow it down again ;(
[13:15:06] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Keep your feet on the ground when your head's in the clouds (wait)
[13:15:30] D3moralizer: we'll go get your shovel
[13:15:40] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: & we'll dig a deep hole (nod)
[13:15:49] D3moralizer: to bury the castle, to bury the castle
[13:15:56] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Go get your shovvvvvvel
[13:16:04] D3moralizer: and we'll dig a deeeeeeeep hole
[13:16:12] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: To bury the castle, bury the castle (nod)
[13:16:25] D3moralizer: ba da ba ba da ba ba da (rock)
[13:16:30] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Well you built up a world of magic (nod)
[13:16:32] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Because
[13:16:39] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: your real life is tragic :O
[13:17:00] D3moralizer: yeah you built up a world of magic
[13:17:23] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: If it's not real (wait) You can't hold it in your hands (shake)
You can't feel it with your heart (h)
[13:17:38] D3moralizer: and i won't believe it (shake)
[13:17:53] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: But if it's true (wait)
[13:18:10] D3moralizer: you can see it in your eyes
[13:18:32] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Oh, even in the dark..and that's where I want to beeee, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[13:18:41] D3moralizer: Go get your shovel (wait)
[13:18:50] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: We'll dig a deep hole (nod)
[13:18:56] D3moralizer: to bury the castle, Yeah bury the castleeee
[13:19:03] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Go get your shovel (wait)
[13:19:09] D3moralizer: and we'll dig a big hole (nod)
[13:19:18] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: To bury the castle, bury the castleeeeeeee
[13:19:22] D3moralizer: Ba da ba ba da ba ba da (rock)
[13:19:31] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Ba da ba ba ba da ba ba
[13:19:32] D3moralizer: Ba da ba ba da ba ba da
[13:19:34] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Ba da ba ba ba da ba ba
[13:19:36] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: (rock)

:angel: Singing <3

Laura_Lee
26 Dec 2009, 12:37 PM
:love: <3 .


[13:40:53] D3moralizer: I just put a sweet in the bin and tried to eat the wrapper.

:rolleyes:

Groggers
26 Dec 2009, 12:43 PM
:love: <3 .


[13:40:53] D3moralizer: I just put a sweet in the bin and tried to eat the wrapper.

:rolleyes:

He so dumdumz.

Laura_Lee
26 Dec 2009, 09:19 PM
Laika on skype:

I can't wait to get a mouthful.

ickle
27 Dec 2009, 02:18 PM
[15:16:11] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: proudest momnent ever
[15:16:13] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: i just sat down
[15:16:17] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: and missed my chair
[15:16:25] ickle: sooooooooooo
[15:16:30] ickle: tempting to quote you
[15:16:31] ickle: :D
[15:16:33] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: pfft
[15:16:37] ickle: i might
[15:16:38] ickle: :D
[15:16:58] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: i thought it was there
[15:17:02] ickle: lol
[15:17:03] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: but turns out id moved it a little
[15:17:07] *D3moralizer | Bubbles: and sat down after a song

I couldn't help but quote that :P

Saffy
27 Dec 2009, 06:08 PM
<@Dragonfyre> [19:06:22] <@Dragonfyre> "I got a text from my girlfriend on the way to her parents house saying 'dont eat mums cooking' so I thought she meant I should eat before"
<@Dragonfyre> Turns out she meant to put a comma after "eat"
<+Saffy> no
<+Saffy> it is Lets eat Grandma!
<@Dragonfyre> That one comma would have avoided the whole awkward incident
<+Saffy> Grandma can be saved with a single comma
<@Dragonfyre> Therefore, grammar is very important
<@Keiji_Maeda> HANG ON
<@Dragonfyre> lol
<+Saffy> Lets eat, Grandma!
<Taylor> "Let's eat, grandmother!" versus "Let's eat grandmother!" Grammar can save a life.
<@Keiji_Maeda> You got a text from YOUR Girlfriend, Sarah?
<@Dragonfyre> Yes.

^She wanted to tell us something.

DragonFyre
28 Dec 2009, 02:02 PM
[15:00:18] Josh: Is it bad if you eat a staple?

Joshyyy
29 Dec 2009, 05:58 PM
[18:54:32] <Taylor> Josh I would trust you with many things. But not explosive devices.

Talking about fireworks.

^_^

Laura_Lee
30 Dec 2009, 02:08 PM
[15:01:42] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: And I wish it was
[15:01:49] D3moralizer: sweeeeeeeter
[15:01:52] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: the taste
[15:01:56] D3moralizer: of your
[15:01:58] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: mouthhhh
[15:02:04] D3moralizer: because right now
[15:02:10] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: it hurts too much to be...closer than this
[15:02:18] D3moralizer: and with one hard looook
[15:02:19] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: I can tell
[15:02:26] D3moralizer: that you've had enough
[15:02:37] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: of these useless sunsets (sun)
[15:02:45] D3moralizer: This could be a movie (~)
[15:02:55] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: And this could be our final act ;(
[15:03:08] D3moralizer: but we dont need these happy endings (shake)
[15:03:10] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: This could be a movie (wait)
[15:03:19] D3moralizer: this could be our final act :O
[15:03:26] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: We don't need these happy endings (shake)
[15:03:35] D3moralizer: so tell your father that
[15:03:43] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: That.. youre mineeeeeeeeeee
[15:03:56 | Edited 15:04:02] D3moralizer: and i'll swear (swear)
[15:04:01] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: we'll run away
[15:04:13] D3moralizer: and i'll make a plan and save
[15:04:20] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Everyone from themselves
[15:04:28] D3moralizer: and put them in the ground
[15:04:45] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: And put them in the ground (nod)
[15:04:55] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: This could be a movie
[15:05:01] D3moralizer: this could be our final act ;(
[15:05:12] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: We don't need these happy endings (shake)
[15:05:26] D3moralizer: this could be a movie
[15:05:28] Mark: "dear santa. Please can I have another torpedo rocket with batteries. My sister stole mine last year"
[15:05:36] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: And this could be our final act
[15:05:51] Mark: we don't need these happy endings
[15:05:52] D3moralizer: we dont need these happy endings
[15:05:55] D3moralizer: pfffft
[15:05:59] D3moralizer: (rofl)
[15:06:00] Mark: Bitch (flex)
[15:06:03] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: sitting in the car
[15:06:10] Mark: you can lock all the doors
[15:06:16] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: with the radio on
[15:06:22] D3moralizer: turned to static
[15:06:22] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: Turned to static
[15:06:28] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: feeling quite tragic
[15:06:29] Mark: in cars 8-)
[15:06:32] Laura Lee | SuperNoobs: ^^

:love:

Tilifika
30 Dec 2009, 06:00 PM
For those of you think that Laura Lee is lovely.

'Rob. Shake Hands with the Captains of Industry. says:
So...you're gonna sneak in, wax my chest and then brick me?

One day you'll get sick of saying that everything's alright...And by then I'm sure I'll be pretending just like I am tonight(*) says:
...yup'

DragonFyre
31 Dec 2009, 04:14 PM
[17:12:47] <@Josh|Away> You know you said Josh + fireworks = dangerous?
[17:12:50] <@Dragonfyre> Yes
[17:12:50] <@Josh|Away> Or words to that effect
[17:12:59] <@Josh|Away> What does Josh + fireworks + alcohol = ?
[17:13:04] <@Dragonfyre> Certain death
[17:13:08] <@Josh|Away> Awesome.
[17:13:12] <@Josh|Away> It was nice knowing you all.

Berzerker
31 Dec 2009, 04:20 PM
[17:12:47] <@Josh|Away> You know you said Josh + fireworks = dangerous?
[17:12:50] <@Dragonfyre> Yes
[17:12:50] <@Josh|Away> Or words to that effect
[17:12:59] <@Josh|Away> What does Josh + fireworks + alcohol = ?
[17:13:04] <@Dragonfyre> Certain death
[17:13:08] <@Josh|Away> Awesome.
[17:13:12] <@Josh|Away> It was nice knowing you all.

rofl :D made me laugh

Carrothead
01 Jan 2010, 12:19 PM
Wish it was Easter...all this Jesus stuff is kinda bugging me!


erm, last time i checked easter was all about Jesus too ... :eek:

One of the first things I read in 2010. :')

PeachyMcWiggins
01 Jan 2010, 09:30 PM
<Dragonfyre> Peachy I actually thought you were a girl there


The result of one picture, so I am posting here for all to see, well not the picture, but it made me laugh a fair bit. XD

Invisible Kid
01 Jan 2010, 10:57 PM
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (21:19):
*MARK
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (21:19):
*HANNAH#
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (21:21):
*What can i do for you
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (21:22):
*whats your number
*i deleted it >.<
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (21:23):
*My number*
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (21:23):
*thank youuuu
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (21:24):
*lol
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (23:51):
*i was gonna call you last night
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (23:51):
*I was gonna call you aswell
*they put tricky on
*(rock)
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (23:51):
*me and scott were gonna sing that
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (23:51):
*but they changed it as i got my phone out :(
*lol. that's blates our song :P
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (23:52):
*yyyeee
*can you call my phone please
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (23:53):
*i think i put it in my phone wron
*oh ffs
Mark - Everything looks dope in slow motion says (23:53):
*oh?
Hannah ;];] (sn) moo says (23:53):
*i didnt delete you
*your saved as vanish woman


For any of you who don't know the reason behind this:

[23:36:10] Mark says: how does this vanish woman get into peoples houses?


Good times (mm)

Tilifika
03 Jan 2010, 03:11 PM
I know it's not forum, IRC, Skype or MSN but this afternoon:

Man running into pub: IT'S THE PEACHES! EVERYWHERE! THE PEACHES ARE EVERYWHERE!'

Before throwing a copy of the 'Daily Mail' at the bar and running out again. He was wearing a cagoule.

PeachyMcWiggins
03 Jan 2010, 03:32 PM
Man running into pub: IT'S THE PEACHES! EVERYWHERE! THE PEACHES ARE EVERYWHERE!'

Before throwing a copy of the 'Daily Mail' at the bar and running out again. He was wearing a cagoule.

I wonder who that was. XD

Mickulty6
08 Jan 2010, 11:19 PM
[00:13] <T> Hey Mickey you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey *clap clap* hey Mickey

DragonFyre
09 Jan 2010, 01:14 AM
[02:13:05] < Adum> On another note
[02:13:11] < Adum> I appear to be bleeding.
[02:13:28] < Adum> I shall be right back.

Stevieus
09 Jan 2010, 02:32 AM
(normally I only stay in bed when it's 7 inches or more)
Looks like you won't be staying for breakfast in bed then :(

Mickulty6
09 Jan 2010, 01:08 PM
Just for the hell of it I put a pair of jeans on the line last night. They are now frozen and stand up on thier own. This will amuse me greatly, and maybe they can track down the warm air?

What can I say?

ROFLMFAOYSST!

DanielJ97
09 Jan 2010, 03:24 PM
<t_guest430><t_guest640><t_guest640><t_guest430><danielj97><josh><josh><t_guest430><t_guest640><t_guest640><t_guest430><danielj97><josh><josh>[16:23] T_guest430 - hi
[16:23] T_guest640 - hello
[16:23] T_guest640 - someone here?
[16:23] T_guest430 - wot u up to
[16:23] DanielJ97 - hey
[16:23] Josh - No
[16:23] Josh - No one's here

:D</josh></josh></danielj97></t_guest430></t_guest640></t_guest640></t_guest430></josh></josh></danielj97></t_guest430></t_guest640></t_guest640></t_guest430>

horse
09 Jan 2010, 04:13 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tUl43CoqR2k/S0iqmzND_gI/AAAAAAAAAEY/b6TI6zL6J08/S660/attack+report.jpg



thread here:
http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showthread.php?t=55910

Berzerker
09 Jan 2010, 04:37 PM
thread here:
http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showthread.php?t=55910

rofl . :D .

El Ryano
10 Jan 2010, 08:45 PM
I think the real question we are all asking is what will Agge do? Push pineapple or shake the tree? :D]

Best. Quote. Ever.

Tullia
12 Jan 2010, 06:17 PM
Believing in Wikipedia is better.
[citation needed]

...................

Mickulty6
12 Jan 2010, 07:17 PM
Dear players, I would like to say a few words.

First of all, I know many of you have seen what has gone on lately. For this I would like to say sorry, I have let you down, let the Travian.co.uk crew down, let the good game of Travian down, I am ashamed.

My reasoning? I was 100% stupid and just did not think, this is not a great reason, but the truth.

However, things on the forum are going to change, Spychic will now be running the forum, she will have total control over the running of the forum.

Sorry for breaking your trust,

Regards Rob (Laika).

Had to be said.

Asrue2
12 Jan 2010, 09:52 PM
http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showpost.php?p=1035144&postcount=166

The bit about HQ forcing it, in particular.

electricwolf
13 Jan 2010, 12:02 PM
me so soooory me love you long time, you want admin job? ten dollar

And then suddenly, kitkat became one of my favourite-est members.

mighty cheese
14 Jan 2010, 04:18 PM
And then suddenly, kitkat became one of my favourite-est members.
40 year old virgin ftw :D

For those who don't know, there was a quote in kitkats post...

Mickulty6
14 Jan 2010, 06:13 PM
"Forumer used common sense."

It wasn't very effective.

"Fail member used fail."

Fail failed.

Yeeeeeaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Faerier
16 Jan 2010, 05:33 AM
[06:29:21] Stevie Joe: I'm not that evil thought
[06:29:29] Stevie Joe: I'll let you have a bean or two
[06:29:43] Stevie Joe: And maybe a nibble on my sausage
[06:29:45] Stevie Joe: Oh God
[06:29:48] Stevie Joe: That was terrible

Drunk skype FTW

Stevieus
16 Jan 2010, 06:04 AM
[06:29:21] Stevie Joe: I'm not that evil thought
[06:29:29] Stevie Joe: I'll let you have a bean or two
[06:29:43] Stevie Joe: And maybe a nibble on my sausage
[06:29:45] Stevie Joe: Oh God
[06:29:48] Stevie Joe: That was terrible

Drunk skype FTW
Ok ok. I know this looks bad.
But I swear, I was just making an e-fry up :oops:

D3moralizer
16 Jan 2010, 08:43 AM
Ok ok. I know this looks bad.
But I swear, I was just making an e-fry up :oops:

Can i nibble to :oops: ...... on the e fry up i mean.

Faerier
17 Jan 2010, 07:03 PM
20:01:36 Stevie Joe: I'll just let my squirty cream do the talking


:| ahem!!!

Saffy
17 Jan 2010, 07:04 PM
20:01:36 Stevie Joe: I'll just let my squirty cream do the talking
:| ahem!!!
I saw that in Sainsburies today and loled xD
I got funny looks.

Joshyyy
18 Jan 2010, 08:16 PM
[21:12:31] <Tullia|drunk> spy/laika - whoever made Jarre exCrew
[21:12:41] <Tullia|drunk> can you please add excrew as an additional usergruop
[21:12:43] <Tullia|drunk> not the main
[21:12:53] <Tullia|drunk> since you have just blocked him totally from the forum
[21:13:12] <Tullia|drunk> I will refrain from pointing out that had you not deleted my guide to forum usergruops
[21:13:17] <Tullia|drunk> you would have known not to do that
[21:13:26] <Tullia|drunk> oh no, perhaps I won't

:rolleyes:

laughing ram
18 Jan 2010, 08:58 PM
:rolleyes:

I lol'd xD

And it reminds me... I still havent got my usertitle fixed :/

...uh... [Insert Humourous Quote Here] :/

Fabs
18 Jan 2010, 09:00 PM
[21:12:31] <Tullia|drunk> spy/laika - whoever made Jarre exCrew
[21:12:41] <Tullia|drunk> can you please add excrew as an additional usergruop
[21:12:43] <Tullia|drunk> not the main
[21:12:53] <Tullia|drunk> since you have just blocked him totally from the forum
[21:13:12] <Tullia|drunk> I will refrain from pointing out that had you not deleted my guide to forum usergruops
[21:13:17] <Tullia|drunk> you would have known not to do that
[21:13:26] <Tullia|drunk> oh no, perhaps I won't

:rolleyes:

praeteritio ftw :)





[22:13] <Stevieus> I ******* hate some of these news reporters

DotF
18 Jan 2010, 09:38 PM
No worries, I've been trained in noob, so we should be able to understand each other just fine ;)

Now that explains why things have been going wrong here. Which genius at Trav HQ decided to teach their staff how to be noobs?

First time the forum has made me laugh for over a week :)

Skepta
21 Jan 2010, 10:09 PM
[23:02:05] Gaynor is a GIRLS name: oh poo I thought of a name earlier and can't think what it was now
[23:02:21] sapphire: (rofl)
[23:02:38] sapphire: T/R
[23:02:48] Gaynor is a GIRLS name: 28 Something ............
[23:03:09] Skepta: 28 inches? HEY thats my nickname :@
[23:03:17] Gaynor is a GIRLS name: (rofl)
[23:03:17] sapphire: (rofl)
[23:03:25] Kim | Pitohui: (chuckle)
[23:03:27] Gaynor is a GIRLS name: what are you a horse
[23:03:32] Legendkiller - Johnny: "28 inches? HEY thats my nickname" (rock)
[23:03:42] sapphire: I heard a good joke the other day
[23:03:55] Skepta: "what are you a horse"
damn!
[23:04:05] Skepta: my cover is blown 8-)
[23:04:13] sapphire: (rofl)
[23:04:17] Skepta: *gallops away*

prince charming
24 Jan 2010, 01:37 PM
<.Cow.> There's a certain evil dictator, Austrian origin, his name gets you kicked too.
<.Faerier> was he of Australian origin? never knew that
<.T_guest739> yes, yes he was
<.Cow.> Yeah. Born in Austria, lived near lots of wealthy Jews, he didn't have that much money himself. Sparked a jealousy in him.
<.Cow.> We all know what happens next in the story, so let's not go there.
<.Faerier> oh
<.T_guest739> no greg, he was australian, but they didnt think his crime was bad enough to merit being in convict central so they deported him
<.T_guest739> guess he showed them
<.Cow.> :D
<.Faerier> deported him to where?
<.Cow.> Dear oh dear. She's not very switched on is she? :P

Faerier
24 Jan 2010, 02:00 PM
<.Cow.> There's a certain evil dictator, Austrian origin, his name gets you kicked too.
<.Faerier> was he of Australian origin? never knew that
<.T_guest739> yes, yes he was
<.Cow.> Yeah. Born in Austria, lived near lots of wealthy Jews, he didn't have that much money himself. Sparked a jealousy in him.
<.Cow.> We all know what happens next in the story, so let's not go there.
<.Faerier> oh
<.T_guest739> no greg, he was australian, but they didnt think his crime was bad enough to merit being in convict central so they deported him
<.T_guest739> guess he showed them
<.Cow.> :D
<.Faerier> deported him to where?
<.Cow.> Dear oh dear. She's not very switched on is she? :P

Oh Austria!!! I kept reading that as Australia for some reason, hence why I had absolutely no idea who they were talking about. My bad :(

Invisible Kid
26 Jan 2010, 11:25 PM
[00:24:36] bev says: i love squirting it in my mouth
[00:24:43] bev says: (mm)
[00:24:48] Kerri/Faerier/?????&?????(ukx) says: you would

Admit it.... you would

Inky
26 Jan 2010, 11:31 PM
I wont say what it was or it will just look worse lol

Invisible Kid
26 Jan 2010, 11:33 PM
I wont say what it was or it will just look worse lol

squirty cream... what's so wrong about that.... the fact it's cream... or it squirts?

Jarre
26 Jan 2010, 11:35 PM
both :D ,,,,,,,

Saffy
27 Jan 2010, 06:36 PM
<saffy> < Saffy>but I doubt it will be cheap
<saffy> </saffy></saffy>< Saffy><saffy><saffy>although Apple could surprise us all
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...
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<dragonfyre> </dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Sarah><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre>Wait
<saffy> </saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Saffy><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy>yea about
<dragonfyre> </dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Sarah><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre>Does this mean I have to start liking Disney channel?
<dragonfyre> </dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Sarah><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre>:(
<dragonfyre> </dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Sarah><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre>BUT STILL
<saffy> </saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Saffy><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy>yes :)

Sarah has to like The Disney Channel now everyone, someone remind her of it (Josh)

<dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>< Sarah><saffy><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><dragonfyre><saffy><dragonfyre> Im so glad I didnt go with "is the day I start liking Twilight"

I had to put spaces in, or it doesn't show the names :)
</dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></saffy></dragonfyre></dragonfyre></saffy></saffy>

DragonFyre
04 Feb 2010, 05:41 PM
[18:41:04] < Jammmy> You do know it's like 7 in the evening?
[18:41:13] < Jammmy> Why would you wake up?
[18:41:19] <@Dragonfyre> I fell asleep
[18:41:20] <@Dragonfyre> duh

Laura_Lee
09 Feb 2010, 05:55 AM
(jjjjjesse on Skype)

[06:50:43] Dum Dum: I'm no dum dum

jjjjjesse
09 Feb 2010, 06:17 AM
(jjjjjesse on Skype)

[06:50:43] Dum Dum: I'm no dum dum

:eek:

:tullia:

Mickulty6
09 Feb 2010, 07:00 PM
when i dont understand something i change the subject.
Oh that reminds me, did anyone start s4?!

XD I'm not having that dratted censor de-capsing my smiley

Laura_Lee
10 Feb 2010, 02:56 PM
[15:41:27] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: just remembered my dream :D
[15:41:29] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: from last night
[15:41:50] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: there *was* a flour mill
[15:41:53] My thoughts you can't decode: :D
[15:41:56] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or a mill anyway
[15:41:58] My thoughts you can't decode: was there a brickworks?
[15:42:01] My thoughts you can't decode: and iron foundry?
[15:42:02] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: dunno :(
[15:52:54] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: :D
[15:52:56] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: omg and
[15:52:58] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: i dreamt
[15:53:04] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: at a different stage of sleep
[15:53:15] My thoughts you can't decode: wtf?^^
[15:53:21] My thoughts you can't decode: (rofl)
[15:53:24] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or rather, at a different sleep
[15:53:25] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or something...
[15:53:34] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: someone had knocked a level off my blacksmith
[15:53:38] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: in my village
[15:53:43] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: and i couldn't get it back up
[15:53:48] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: to get L20 rams and catas
[15:54:15] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: seriously!
[15:54:19] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: it was even a bit sad

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Fiamma
10 Feb 2010, 02:59 PM
[15:41:27] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: just remembered my dream :D
[15:41:29] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: from last night
[15:41:50] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: there *was* a flour mill
[15:41:53] My thoughts you can't decode: :D
[15:41:56] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or a mill anyway
[15:41:58] My thoughts you can't decode: was there a brickworks?
[15:42:01] My thoughts you can't decode: and iron foundry?
[15:42:02] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: dunno :(
[15:52:54] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: :D
[15:52:56] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: omg and
[15:52:58] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: i dreamt
[15:53:04] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: at a different stage of sleep
[15:53:15] My thoughts you can't decode: wtf?^^
[15:53:21] My thoughts you can't decode: (rofl)
[15:53:24] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or rather, at a different sleep
[15:53:25] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or something...
[15:53:34] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: someone had knocked a level off my blacksmith
[15:53:38] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: in my village
[15:53:43] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: and i couldn't get it back up
[15:53:48] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: to get L20 rams and catas
[15:54:15] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: seriously!
[15:54:19] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: it was even a bit sad

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:eek: Wasn'tme.

Joshyyy
11 Feb 2010, 05:19 AM
[15:53:43] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: and i couldn't get it back up

:rolleyes:

jjjjjesse
15 Feb 2010, 07:52 PM
[2:37:08 PM] Saffy: I'll come over there and google you in a bit
[2:37:21 PM] D3moralizer: is google a euphemism?
[2:38:24 PM] Jesse the Jerk: How sweet of you Saffers (inlove)

Saffy
15 Feb 2010, 07:58 PM
[2:37:08 PM] Saffy: I'll come over there and google you in a bit
[2:37:21 PM] D3moralizer: is google a euphemism?
[2:38:24 PM] Jesse the Jerk: How sweet of you Saffers (inlove)
I would like to mention that I was angry, and Google is not a euphemism for that.

jjjjjesse
15 Feb 2010, 08:28 PM
I would like to mention that I was angry, and Google is not a euphemism for that.

Does that mean you won't be over to google me in 9 hours :(

I googled you:

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Saffer - Wiktionary
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Laura_Lee
23 Feb 2010, 10:10 PM
[23:08:27] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: you know what amphesbaeinanian
[23:08:29] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: is
[23:08:34] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: its a snake
[23:08:37] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: thats not a snake
[23:08:38] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: a worm
[23:08:41] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: thats not s worm
[23:08:46] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: its
[23:08:49] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: a legend
[23:08:52] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: and it kills u

Fiamma
23 Feb 2010, 10:11 PM
dont forget , im sozzled so it doesnt count ok >?

Joshyyy
23 Feb 2010, 11:10 PM
[00:10:20] <@Dragonfyre> Omg
[00:10:26] <@Dragonfyre> I was doing my shoelace up earlier

Sarah's life is so exciting.

Drillbit
25 Feb 2010, 07:39 PM
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b *!*MH@mhudson324.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!*@*
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b *!*@mhudson324.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b *!*MH@*.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b *!*@*.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!MH@mhudson324.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!*MH@mhudson324.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!*@mhudson324.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!*MH@*.travian.co.uk
[20:02:59] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!*@*.travian.co.uk
[20:02:00] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b *!MH@mhudson???.travian.co.uk
[20:02:01] * mhudson324 sets mode: +b mhudson324!MH@mhudson???.travian.co.uk
[20:02:02] * You were kicked from #travian by mhudson324 (PWNT)
[20:02:01] * Rejoined channel #travian

Hmmm script fail

myrcat
26 Feb 2010, 10:13 PM
You left out a bit at the end there dearie... :p




oh and jjjjjesse is a mh???? wtf? :eek:

Carrothead
26 Feb 2010, 11:01 PM
[00:10:20] <@Dragonfyre> Omg
[00:10:26] <@Dragonfyre> I was doing my shoelace up earlier

Sarah's life is so exciting.

[00:00] <@Dragonfyre> OMG
[00:00] <@Dragonfyre> We found a shop

Indeed it is.

jjjjjesse
26 Feb 2010, 11:12 PM
You left out a bit at the end there dearie... :p




oh and jjjjjesse is a mh???? wtf? :eek:

Better watch out, or I'll ban you next :mad:

Berzerker
26 Feb 2010, 11:21 PM
Better watch out, or I'll ban you next :mad:

good to see the .com love over here :rolleyes:
residence Smurfy Myrcat :)

jjjjjesse
26 Feb 2010, 11:35 PM
good to see the .com love over here :rolleyes:
residence Smurfy Myrcat :)

Myrcat and I go back before her days on .com :)

Stevieus
27 Feb 2010, 05:57 AM
Myrcat??????????
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :p

How's life over on travian.shadowspiirit?


Anyway......

[26/02/2010 22:35:24] ickle: ima have chips in a breadcake tomorrow for dinner (nod)
[26/02/2010 22:35:26] Josh: |_|B
[26/02/2010 22:35:29] Josh: This is my care cup
[26/02/2010 22:35:30] Josh: It's empty

ickle
27 Feb 2010, 06:45 PM
Myrcat??????????
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :p

How's life over on travian.shadowspiirit?


Anyway......

[26/02/2010 22:35:24] ickle: ima have chips in a breadcake tomorrow for dinner (nod)
[26/02/2010 22:35:26] Josh: |_|B
[26/02/2010 22:35:29] Josh: This is my care cup
[26/02/2010 22:35:30] Josh: It's empty

Meanie that is totally out of context with the actual convo, you southerners do not get breadcakes :(

Joshyyy
27 Feb 2010, 10:23 PM
http://pastebin.com/78MMjFN9

DragonFyre
28 Feb 2010, 06:55 PM
Matt - Owl City was amazing <33333 says:
omg
I just saw a video of a seagull shoplifting doritos
my live is complete
life*

Sidewinder
28 Feb 2010, 07:05 PM
How did it get them out of the bag?

Gouranga
04 Mar 2010, 07:23 PM
How did it get them out of the bag?

Evolution sidey

Saffy
07 Mar 2010, 07:31 PM
Sarah :]] says:
lol
Apparently people actually ask my friend if Im lesbian



Enjoy .

DragonFyre
08 Mar 2010, 09:29 PM
I didn't realise you actually posted that :|

Laura_Lee
11 Mar 2010, 12:17 PM
[1:15:13 PM] Mark: I've just realised right...
[1:15:15 PM] Mark: My bum
[1:15:16 PM] Mark: is
[1:15:17 PM] Mark: HUGE
[1:15:27 PM] Mark: I mean like
[1:15:44 PM] Mark: if this is my body

|------|

my bum goes from

|---------------------|
[1:15:45 PM] Laura Lee: :^)
[1:15:46 PM] Mark: :P


:eek:

DragonFyre
22 Mar 2010, 03:35 PM
[16:33:22] < Josh> liam, if I told you I spent my lunch break trying to catch seagulls with my shoe, would you say it's weird in a bad way?
[16:33:54] < liam> No
[16:33:58] <@Dragonfyre> hahahaha
[16:34:01] <@Dragonfyre> :D
[16:34:03] < liam> It a thing I'd expect from you
[16:34:06] <@Dragonfyre> LOL
[16:34:09] <@Dragonfyre> OWNED
[16:34:11] <@Dragonfyre> :D!
[16:34:26] < Josh> :|
[16:34:39] < Josh> Well that backfired

Just a bit, Josh, just a bit. ;D

Gouranga
22 Mar 2010, 04:06 PM
Anyone wanna rename this IRC quotes?

Joshyyy
22 Mar 2010, 10:36 PM
Anyone wanna rename this IRC quotes?

Forum / IRC / Skype quotes would be better. There are some forum quotes... Just very rarely any good forum posts to quote in here, since .uk died and all that...

Gouranga
23 Mar 2010, 01:53 PM
Forum / IRC / Skype quotes would be better. There are some forum quotes... Just very rarely any good forum posts to quote in here, since .uk died and all that...

Damn dead forum, we need life! and anyone who was active circa 2008

King Gary
23 Mar 2010, 06:29 PM
Can you kill things in it ?

Blunt and to the point, i like it

Gouranga
23 Mar 2010, 06:51 PM
It's the thirty-something women on motorways that cause me the most grief because they will do something totally unexpected :eek:


You can drive now too?
Have we lost a war to the French that I didn't know about or something?


Had me in stitches

Taulphin
24 Mar 2010, 07:51 PM
Damn dead forum, we need life! and anyone who was active circa 2008

It is for this reason that several older posters including Joshyyy and myself have signed up to a special breeding program. Things have declined so rapidly that I'm actually looking forward to idly romping with that pedlar of distorted vocabulary, may our magical robot unicorn babies usher in an age of renewal!

It is also why we have mysteriously wired funds to a cabal of deadly assassins specifying the eradication of person or persons unknown.

Plots within plots, heralding an age of epic posting juniors... and the ancient prophecy stirs anew.

& Since the thread died:



The first rule of cookery club is you do not talk about cookery club....

About time we rectified this matter:


Clause 2.i
Except when the cooking involves asparagus.

Laura_Lee
28 Mar 2010, 12:12 AM
[2:08:45 AM] BroccoliFace: and omigosh it's 2:08
[2:08:51 AM] BroccoliFace: what the fuck happened to 1am?
[2:10:11 AM] Laura Lee: ohh
[2:10:17 AM] Laura Lee: clocks went forward?^^
[2:10:23 AM] Laura Lee: :D:D:D
[2:10:35 AM] BroccoliFace: or we were abducted and our memories wiped.
[2:10:41 AM] BroccoliFace: other one is possible

Crannys
29 Mar 2010, 10:37 PM
Pretending to die to get out of things ftw.

Niall, just you who does that :rolleyes:

Crannys
30 Mar 2010, 11:31 PM
Laura Lee : maybe me and josh can slap eachother (happy)

then

[00:28:04] Chris/Crannys: Josh and Laura Up a Tree
[00:28:10] Chris/Crannys: Doing in something they shouldn't be
[00:28:10] Laura Lee: SL
AP
ING
[00:28:20] Chris/Crannys: Each other's
[00:28:50]Chris/Crannys: Fill in the missing Blank :D

jjjjjesse
31 Mar 2010, 12:01 AM
Laura Lee : maybe me and josh can slap eachother (happy)

then

[00:28:04] Chris/Crannys: Josh and Laura Up a Tree
[00:28:10] Chris/Crannys: Doing in something they shouldn't be
[00:28:10] Laura Lee: SL
AP
ING
[00:28:20] Chris/Crannys: Each other's
[00:28:50]Chris/Crannys: Fill in the missing Blank :D

Each other's big noses :confused:

Taulphin
31 Mar 2010, 05:30 PM
31 March 2010
18:07 - Taulphin: TURNIP RUSTLER!
18:07 - D3moralizer: SEAGULL PESTERER
18:07 - Taulphin: PARSNIP POLISHER!
18:08 - D3moralizer: CARROT POACHER
18:08 - Taulphin: POTATO LADLER
18:08 - D3moralizer: AHHH
18:08 - Taulphin: lol

Victory................................................

Andi
31 Mar 2010, 07:35 PM
[@Dragonfyre]:Uhm
[@Dragonfyre] Depends on how big it is
[Josh]: ;)
[@Dragonfyre]:And what make ec.
[@Dragonfyre]:etc.

Angry kid
31 Mar 2010, 10:59 PM
[11:57:49 PM] Pat-Castlemonde-justcheckin: But does Niall (h)SHB?
[11:57:53 PM] Chris / Crannys: (shake)
[11:57:54 PM] Niall | Carrothead: <3
[11:57:58 PM] Ali-Cat~SimmerAU4: is this a love story?
[11:57:59 PM] SHB: Ha!
See!
[11:58:10 PM] SHB: and you thought it was one way
[11:58:13 PM] SHB: how wrong you were
[11:58:23 PM] SHB: I'm his toyboy now he's 18
[11:58:27 PM] SHB: ;)


sorry SHB couldnt resist

Laura_Lee
01 Apr 2010, 03:04 AM
[4:02:49 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: i gotta go find a wolf pelt
[4:02:56 AM] Laura Lee: eh?
[4:02:57 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: then give a unicorn horn to the statue
[4:02:58 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: k?

:|

Crannys
05 Apr 2010, 04:48 PM
[17:42:34] Chris / Crannys: Sexually Active but struggles to walk
[17:42:38] Mark: Baby Markie knows what he likes
[17:42:40] Chris / Crannys: :P
[17:42:46] Mark: It's much easier with three legs
[17:42:47] Mark: ;)
[17:42:48] Mark: haha :P
[17:43:17] Chris / Crannys: So, by the age of 3 you had:
[17:43:22] Chris / Crannys: Got my mum pregnaunt
[17:43:43] Chris / Crannys: Been able to understand that sex is enjoyable
[17:43:53] Mark: I was just doing my thang.
[17:43:56] Mark: :)

Mark has a certain secret to tell us.

And Ex-Legends which are embeded in our minds. 2007 - 2008 era:

Gramsci, Jammy, Wadey, Taulphin, Chloe, aayorraid, Tune0112, Slash12190, Turn, AC, Leaky Freaky, Laura Lee, Infliked, It's Me, Hendrix242, GrantMitch, Sugar Mouse, ReDeYe, Good Old Destroyer, Sausage of Doom, Puppet, Rain, D'artagnan, Ickledevil, Mickulty6, Jenna, Carlos Apa, Groggers, Spoon Assassin, Aps, Morgz, Travian_Bard, KuruNightmare, Ade(random numbers) and Poison Ivy :sob:

Saffy
07 Apr 2010, 12:44 PM
Who says the forum doesn't have any good quotes anymore?

Hey i know, get a macbook, run it on linux and then you've got a system so far up it's own arse that any software loaded on it ends up immediately in the recycle bin :p

Joshyyy
07 Apr 2010, 03:04 PM
<Josh> I love when Spychic pulls her trousers dow... nvm.
<@Saffy> lol
<Spychic> To reveal my chastity belt underneath with a huge lock on it
<@Fighter> Josh!
<Josh> Yes Fighter?
<@Fighter> Lets be appropriate in her please :<
<Josh> Rofl
<Spychic> in her?
<Josh> Appropriate in her?
<Josh> ;D
<Spychic> lol
<@Fighter> Gahh
<Spychic> I lolled

Fighter1405
07 Apr 2010, 03:04 PM
<Josh> I love when Spychic pulls her trousers dow... nvm.
<@Saffy> lol
<Spychic> To reveal my chastity belt underneath with a huge lock on it
<@Fighter> Josh!
<Josh> Yes Fighter?
<@Fighter> Lets be appropriate in her please :<
<Josh> Rofl
<Spychic> in her?
<Josh> Appropriate in her?
<Josh> ;D
<Spychic> lol
<@Fighter> Gahh
<Spychic> I lolled

This quote is a lie :<

Saffy
07 Apr 2010, 03:17 PM
This quote is a lie :<
No its not, we all saw it.

Elzebub
07 Apr 2010, 07:54 PM
[8:17:09 PM] Rob: IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
[8:17:15 PM] Paul / Skidy1: THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
[8:17:21 PM] Paul / Skidy1: OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[8:17:25 PM] Paul / Skidy1: EOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOMAWAYYYYYYYYYYY
[8:17:31 PM] Elz: weeeeabumba wayyy
[8:17:43 PM] Elz: aweemawack aweemawack aweemawack
[8:17:50 PM] Rob: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo
[8:17:56 PM] Rob: so we can have a singalong
[8:17:58 PM] Elz: IN THE JUNGLE
[8:18:09 PM] Paul / Skidy1: HTE MIGHT JUNGLE
[8:18:21 PM] Elz: Elz shakes her butt like a lion
[8:18:25 PM] Rob: lol
[8:18:35 PM] Elz: I has a long flowy mane
[8:18:50 PM] Rob: near the village
[8:18:55 PM] Paul / Skidy1: HUSH MY DARLING DONT FEAR MY DARLING THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
[8:19:00 PM] Elz: IN THE JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
[8:19:19 PM] Rob: aahahhhhhhaaaahhhhh aaaaaahhhhaaahahaaaaa
[8:19:22 PM] Elz: NEAR THE VILLAGE THE QUIET VILLAGE
[8:19:32 PM] Rob: Rob squeezes his balls to hit the high notes

Awwww alliance chat room love :love:

Windy
07 Apr 2010, 07:56 PM
[8:15:21 PM] Rob: well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word well a bird bird bird well a bird is a word
[8:15:25 PM] Paul / Skidy1: hahahaha
[8:15:31 PM] Elz: (rofl)
[8:15:45 PM] Elz: WELL A BIRD BIRD
[8:15:50 PM] Elz: Elz punches screen
[8:15:55 PM] Rob: :D
[8:15:58 PM] Commander: this is stupid..i actually feel outspacked and outspammed

Elzebub
07 Apr 2010, 07:58 PM
[8:13:55 PM] Paul / Skidy1: BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
[8:14:03 PM] Paul / Skidy1: THERES SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YOU
[8:14:17 PM] Paul / Skidy1: GOT ME LIKE OMG IM SO IN LOVE, IVE FOUND YOU FINALLY, YOU MAKE ME WANNA SAYYYYYYYYYY
[8:14:19 PM] Rob: (rofl)
[8:14:20 PM] Paul / Skidy1: OH OH OH OH
[8:14:23 PM] Paul / Skidy1: OH OH OH OH OH
[8:14:23 PM] Rob: lol
[8:14:24 PM] Paul / Skidy1: OH OH OH OH
[8:14:26 PM] Paul / Skidy1: YOU MAKE ME WANNA SAY
[8:14:29 PM] Rob: Rob dances to skidy's singing
[8:14:31 PM] Commander- Ferdinand: {}{}{}{}{}{}
[8:14:31 PM] Paul / Skidy1: OH OH OH
[8:14:35 PM] Paul / Skidy1: OH OH OH O OH
[8:14:43 PM] Paul / Skidy1: I FELL IN LOVE WITH SHORTY WHEN I SEE HER ON THE DANCE FLOOW
[8:14:44 PM] Commander- Ferdinand: {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
[8:14:49 PM] Linz: think I
[8:14:58 PM] Linz: will leave the boys dancing round their handbags then
[8:15:16 PM] Paul / Skidy1: SHE WAS DANCIN SEXY POP POP DROPPIN LOW

Windy
07 Apr 2010, 07:59 PM
[8:29:10 PM] Sarahtowny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFbhhi_XVc
[8:29:16 PM] Sarahtowny: TELL ME ABOUT IT STUD
[8:29:22 PM] Sarahtowny: 8-)
[8:29:22 PM] Elz: awesome song !!!!!!!!
[8:29:36 PM] Rob: haha yeh
[8:29:37 PM] Elz: Elz slciks hair back
[8:29:41 PM] Elz: I GOT CHILLS
[8:29:51 PM] Sarahtowny: OOOH OOHHH i NEED A MAN
[8:29:54 PM] Elz: IM LOOOOOSING CONTROL
[8:30:00 PM] Elz: ITS ELECTRIFYING!
[8:30:09 PM] Sarahtowny: OHH OHH HONEY
[8:30:18 PM] Elz: BETTER STEP UP I NEED A MAN
[8:30:24 PM] Sarahtowny: OH YES INDEED
[8:30:25 PM] Elz: OOOH OOOH HUNNI
[8:30:36 PM] Elz: YOURE THE ONE I WANT
[8:30:41 PM] Rob: OOOH OOOH OOOH
[8:30:45 PM] Sarahtowny: FEEL YOUR WAY ...
[8:30:59 PM] Elz: MEDTATE MY ERECTION
[8:30:59 PM] Elz: rofl
[8:31:03 PM] Rob: :|
[8:31:03 PM] Sarahtowny: LOL
[8:31:04 PM] Elz: awesome line
[8:31:19 PM] Sarahtowny: OH YES INDEED
[8:31:28 PM] Elz: OOOH OOOH HUNNI
[8:31:30 PM] Rob: YOURE THE ONE THAT I WANT
[8:31:38 PM] Elz: OH YES INDEED
[8:32:17 PM] Elz: damn
[8:32:20 PM] Elz: I wish we danced like that

Joshyyy
07 Apr 2010, 08:39 PM
The above posts remind me of the CDT alliance chats last s5. Nostalgia ftl. :(

Laura_Lee
07 Apr 2010, 11:42 PM
Sarah/Icklepenguin [[ScriptFrenzy]] says:
I laughed so hard I farted

Laura_Lee
07 Apr 2010, 11:54 PM
[12:48:01 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: once
[12:48:05 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: upon a time
[12:48:12 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: there were 8 goats
[12:48:32 AM] Laura Lee: can it be
[12:48:34 AM] Laura Lee: unicorns?
[12:48:43 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: you said to tell a story, it must be as it is
[12:48:46 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: or else
[12:48:49 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: well
[12:48:50 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: goblins
[12:48:56 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: i needn't saay more
[12:48:59 AM] Laura Lee: kk
[12:49:00 AM] Laura Lee: ;(
[12:49:05 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: so
[12:49:08 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: each goat
[12:49:25 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: had a different colour ribbon around its neck
[12:49:50 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: one day
[12:50:04 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: these goat, were out to the meadow
[12:50:27 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: and one goat had lost its ribbon in the grass
[12:50:59 AM] Laura Lee: (nod)
[12:51:12 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: so the other goat think, it must be the goat with the green ribbon, to lose it in the grass
[12:51:29 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: but the goat with the green ribbon is there
[12:51:50 AM] Laura Lee: :O
[12:51:57 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: so one goat think, it must be the goat with the blue ribbon, and it has flown away to the sky
[12:52:08 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: but the goat with the blue ribbon is there
[12:52:20 AM] Laura Lee: :S
[12:52:41 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: and one goat, it say
[12:52:54 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: oh, i just ate this purple bit of grass
[12:53:02 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: the other goat say lol
[12:53:11 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: but one goat has no ribbon, so he cry
[12:53:13 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: the end
[12:53:19 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: i should sleep now
[12:53:40 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: (y) this was a good story?
[12:53:47 AM] Laura Lee: brilliant
[12:53:50 AM] Laura Lee: (nod)(h)
[12:53:56 AM] Corin ~ SuperUnknown: (clap)

MikeyNinja
07 Apr 2010, 11:57 PM
James | D3mo says:
ok new plan, We put greg in josef fritzels jail basement

jjjjjesse
08 Apr 2010, 04:38 PM
There's some nice, interesting posts in here....has me laugh a little.

Mouse-Keyboard
08 Apr 2010, 04:50 PM
6,370

At the average rate of progress since this thread started, you'll be at a million before 4000AD, and back to 0 by sometime in august 5949AD. People generally just don't realise how big a number 1 million is.

Then shut up and get counting.

1. The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

Elzebub
09 Apr 2010, 03:02 AM
*post removed*

Why on earth does your sig say you're 71? :p

MikeyNinja
09 Apr 2010, 11:24 AM
It also says he's female and has great legs. :P

Elzebub
10 Apr 2010, 03:16 AM
It also says he's female and has great legs. :P

Well he does have great legs, even more gorgeous when in a wheelchair :horse:

Carrothead
19 Apr 2010, 09:30 PM
For those of you who don't know about IRC it's a chat system, like a group conversation. Anyway there's a statistics page of the room giving little bit of information. Then I realised that Fayntic (the bot which does it) is a fan of out of context jokes.

http://i40.tinypic.com/ngbwgh.jpg

Saffy
19 Apr 2010, 09:50 PM
Its also hilarious xD

Gouranga
20 Apr 2010, 01:52 PM
Damn thats quality

Joshyyy
20 Apr 2010, 04:28 PM
Boredom does horrible things to people.

http://i43.tinypic.com/219ub1c.png

so i herd u liek mudkipz?

PeachyMcWiggins
20 Apr 2010, 09:26 PM
Smooth Josh, smooth. :D

I like it though. :oops:

Gouranga
22 Apr 2010, 08:00 PM
I lurv mudkips

Fighter1405
03 May 2010, 12:22 PM
<@Josh> Btw, the grammar in your announcement was impeccable, Spychic.
<@Josh> :p
<@Spychic> Does that mean good?!
<@Spychic> :D

Joshyyy
03 May 2010, 12:22 PM
<@Josh> Btw, the grammar in your announcement was impeccable, Spychic.
<@Josh> :p
<@Spychic> Does that mean good?!
<@Spychic> :D

Also:

<@Spychic> Anything urgent will be brang to the forum, no doubt

<3 the spelling and grammar. ^^

Spychic
03 May 2010, 12:23 PM
<@Josh> Btw, the grammar in your announcement was impeccable, Spychic.
<@Josh> :p
<@Spychic> Does that mean good?!
<@Spychic> :D


Also:

<@Spychic> Anything urgent will be brang to the forum, no doubt

Vicious lies and false accusations. ;(

Gouranga
03 May 2010, 08:21 PM
Vicious lies and false accusations. ;(

It ok I know your feeling.

Seriously though I suck at typing and grammar

Joshyyy
04 May 2010, 08:57 PM
[21:55:19] <@Spychic> I'll eat you

Andi
04 May 2010, 11:57 PM
<@Keiji_Maeda> Failcake, I would totally do you.

James...
05 May 2010, 09:02 PM
[07:38:50] Alice: yawwwwwn
[07:38:55] Alice: morning darling
[07:39:00] Alice: literally just got up
[07:39:05] James X3: you are fick
[07:39:11] James X3: (mm)
[07:39:19] Alice: i am even ficker in the morning
[07:39:19] Alice: :)
[07:39:34] James X3: seems so
[07:39:35] James X3: (mm)
[07:42:32] James X3: laura always tells me im fick
[07:42:43] James X3: i duno if its true tho
[07:42:45] James X3: :D
[07:42:53] Alice: of course you are babe
[07:42:59] James X3: aw
[07:43:00] Alice: very fick
[07:43:03] James X3: thank you
[07:43:14] Alice: so how are you today
[07:43:18] Alice: and how is brian
[07:43:27] James X3: i think brian is fick
[07:43:35] Alice: not as fick as you
[07:43:40] Alice: BUT DONT TELL HIM
[07:43:43] Alice: :)
[07:44:02] James X3: ah ok
[07:44:05] James X3: just our secret
[07:44:20] James X3: im not as fick as you tho, you are the fickest ive ever seen
[07:44:30] James X3: your ficker than laura
[07:44:41] Alice: no i'm not ficker than laura
[07:44:44] Alice: i'm older
[07:44:46] Alice: :)
[07:46:00] James X3: i wish laura was older
[07:46:13] James X3: at least 40 or so
[07:46:17] James X3: i think for your age, you are as fick as it gets
[07:46:22] James X3: (nod)
[07:46:26] James X3: (inlove)

:)



edit; she thinks fick means sexy :D

Gouranga
05 May 2010, 09:37 PM
It really comes off that way

Mickulty6
09 May 2010, 12:02 PM
Damn dead forum, we need life! and anyone who was active circa 2008

You called?

Taulphin
09 May 2010, 01:37 PM
14:34 - Taulphin: Quick question, does the "Real Men have Beards!" Topic make you ponder growing one?
14:34 - Taulphin: hm, you really are the wrong person to ask
14:34 - Law Abiding Engineer: I was going to grow one anyways
14:34 - Law Abiding Engineer: when I can
14:34 - Taulphin: slick villain beard or scary soupcatcher?
14:35 - Law Abiding Engineer: slick villain beard.
14:35 - Law Abiding Engineer: always.
14:36 - Taulphin: it will burn beautifully.

Asrue2
09 May 2010, 01:38 PM
14:34 - Taulphin: Quick question, does the "Real Men have Beards!" Topic make you ponder growing one?
14:34 - Taulphin: hm, you really are the wrong person to ask
14:34 - Law Abiding Engineer: I was going to grow one anyways
14:34 - Law Abiding Engineer: when I can
14:34 - Taulphin: slick villain beard or scary soupcatcher?
14:35 - Law Abiding Engineer: slick villain beard.
14:35 - Law Abiding Engineer: always.
14:36 - Taulphin: it will burn beautifully.

I sort of walked into that one.
:oops:

Saffy
09 May 2010, 04:50 PM
Sarah/Icklepenguin [[ScriptFrenzy]] says:
Charlie bit me
~Saffy~ says:
x
xD
Sarah/Icklepenguin [[ScriptFrenzy]] says:
OW CHARLIE
OWWWWWWWWWWWW
I love that video


Sarah and her cats= Internet meme

Andi
19 May 2010, 11:18 AM
[13:15:23] Avi: Oh no :p
[13:15:38] Avi: Oh (removed)
[13:15:49] Avi: We have a bird flying in our house, it came through the back door. I've got to go

Avi
19 May 2010, 11:26 AM
[13:15:23] Avi: Oh no :p
[13:15:38] Avi: Oh (removed)
[13:15:49] Avi: We have a bird flying in our house, it came through the back door. I've got to go

It fell in the blender :p but it wasn't turned on. Birdshake!



http://i50.tinypic.com/ziub0j.png

Invisible Kid
25 May 2010, 10:47 PM
it fell in the blender :p but it wasn't turned on. Birdshake!



http://i50.tinypic.com/ziub0j.png


cutest
feathery
blendybird
evarrrr

WeWorshipFred
29 May 2010, 02:32 AM
[03:14] * +Stevieus is wearing nothing but pants :|




Aaaaand I got him on webcam. :D
Best day ever.

Jammy
31 May 2010, 09:59 AM
[10:47] <Spychic> My beating hand is coming out.


I took it the wrong way :p

Joshyyy
31 May 2010, 04:21 PM
[17:21:43] <Windy> I put on women's clothing

Windy
31 May 2010, 04:24 PM
[17:21:43] <Windy> I put on women's clothing

<Windy> I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
<Windy> I like to press wild flowers.
<Windy> I put on women's clothing,
<Windy> And hang around in bars.

<Windy> I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
<Windy> Suspendies, and a bra.
<Windy> I wish I'd been a girlie,
<Windy> Just like my dear Papa.


<Windy3> *cough*
<Windy2> ahaha
<Windy> omg
<Windy> not cool

Elzebub
31 May 2010, 05:11 PM
No one needs to know about your schizo personalities.

Jammy
01 Jun 2010, 11:31 AM
[09:05] <shaw_89> T is a bot
[09:05] <T> Am not.


Made me chuckle ^_^

Joshyyy
02 Jun 2010, 06:40 PM
[19:34:40] <Josh> HONK HONK
[19:34:41] <@Saffy> I only like geese as weapons
[19:35:07] <+D3moralizer> HONK
[19:35:15] <Josh> HOOOONK
[19:36:21] <+D3moralizer> so what is it with geese saffy?
[19:36:30] <@Saffy> They make great weapons
[19:36:42] <@Saffy> and one day I shall release my goose army on Josh
[19:36:46] <Josh> s&m
[19:36:59] <@Saffy> and it shall be bloody and I shall be victorious!
[19:37:19] <Josh> s&m
[19:37:52] <+D3moralizer> lol
[19:38:50] <+D3moralizer> he likes goose s&m ;D
[19:38:56] <myrcat> hehe
[19:39:12] <Josh> He totally does
[19:39:13] <Josh> ;p

Poor Safferz... :p

Saffy
02 Jun 2010, 06:42 PM
I hate you.
And when my goose army are trained you shall die a horrible death.

Joshyyy
02 Jun 2010, 06:43 PM
I hate you.
And when my goose army are trained you shall die a horrible death.

[19:42:44] <@Saffy> I'm waiting for my Geese to be ready to kill you
[19:43:01] <+D3moralizer> HOONK
[19:43:02] <Josh> Sadly I'm not into s&m
[19:43:08] <@Saffy> I AM
[19:43:08] <@Saffy> -.-
[19:43:13] <Josh> HONK HONK

Saffy
02 Jun 2010, 06:44 PM
What actually happened:
<@Saffy> I'm waiting for my Geese to be ready to kill you
<+D3moralizer> HOONK
<Josh> Sadly I'm not into s&m
<@Saffy> NOR AM I
<@Saffy> -.-
<Josh> HONK HONK
<@Saffy> HONK

Joshyyy
02 Jun 2010, 06:45 PM
What actually happened:
<@Saffy> I'm waiting for my Geese to be ready to kill you
<+D3moralizer> HOONK
<Josh> Sadly I'm not into s&m
<@Saffy> NOR AM I
<@Saffy> -.-
<Josh> HONK HONK
<@Saffy> HONK

Liar. Tds=du+pdv

Saffy
02 Jun 2010, 06:46 PM
Liar. Tds=du+pdv
Am not. Wth is that equation?