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Joshyyy
02 Jun 2010, 06:51 PM
Am not. Wth is that equation?

Are too. One from my exam this morning. Temp x change in entropy = change in internal energy + pdv work done.

Mouse-Keyboard
02 Jun 2010, 07:01 PM
Liar. Tds=du+pdv


Am not. Wth is that equation?


Are too. One from my exam this morning. Temp x change in entropy = change in internal energy + pdv work done.

Well at least one of you is.

Joshyyy
02 Jun 2010, 07:03 PM
Well at least one of you is.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/35/CaptainObvious.jpg

Mouse-Keyboard
02 Jun 2010, 07:06 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/35/CaptainObvious.jpg

Thanks, I've always wanted a rock :loveyou:

klebe
02 Jun 2010, 09:07 PM
pic

Always a good'un.

http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showpost.php?p=810836&postcount=23

;)

Saffy
02 Jun 2010, 10:11 PM
Enough with the pictures now.

Jammy
03 Jun 2010, 03:01 PM
Talking about mythbusters with Jack on MSN.


Jammy:
the girl on it's pretty fit
the red head

Jack:
^_^
I like the walrus guy, phwooaar

PeachyMcWiggins
03 Jun 2010, 05:39 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/35/CaptainObvious.jpg

What kinda rock is it?

Gouranga
03 Jun 2010, 05:55 PM
What kinda rock is it?

I think its Jam.

Keiji_Maeda
03 Jun 2010, 07:45 PM
I think its Feldspar.

It does come out of nowhere (http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/feldspar1.jpg) ;)

*Link contains swearing and in your face-ness that some people may not like :rolleyes:

Mouse-Keyboard
04 Jun 2010, 08:10 PM
and the third little pig built his house from wood panelling. The wolf came to the third little pigs house and cried; "let me in, let me... Oh do you shop in ikea too? How delightful!" the little pig took advantage of the wolf's lapse of concentration and shot him with a 12 gauge from point blank range.

. .

Joshyyy
04 Jun 2010, 10:19 PM
I got headbutted by a highlander cow once.

I'm not gonna lie... The mental image of that made me laugh out loud quite a bit. :p

Saffy
04 Jun 2010, 10:22 PM
I'm not gonna lie... The mental image of that made me laugh out loud quite a bit. :p
It makes me smile, it didn't hurt that much, but it is funny.

Taulphin
05 Jun 2010, 08:08 PM
[21:06] Seraphyre IM TURNED ON
[21:06] Seraphyre I think

Filtered by Ecuadorian orphans for absolute accuracy.

Touched
08 Jun 2010, 07:30 PM
>.<
[20:25:04] Tom: oh ---- off
[20:25:07] Tom: dont do that
[20:25:08] Tom: ----
[20:25:34] Ben <3 Marc: don't do what?
[20:25:35] Ben <3 Marc: :S
[20:25:50] Tom: dont def our farms
[20:25:53] Ben <3 Marc: :O
[20:25:55] Ben <3 Marc: moi
[20:25:57] Ben <3 Marc: def your...
[20:26:00] Ben <3 Marc: I'm offended.
[20:26:02] Marc <3 Ben: its a game.
[20:26:05] Marc <3 Ben: find which farm
[20:26:09] Marc <3 Ben: sponsored by Gillette
[20:26:11] Ben <3 Marc: I deffed
[20:26:13] Ben <3 Marc: (rofl)
[20:26:19] Ben <3 Marc: bonus if you get all 5
[20:26:20] Ben <3 Marc: :D
[20:26:22] Ben <3 Marc: lmfao

Excellent teamwork on ukx :)

BeNjaJizz
08 Jun 2010, 07:33 PM
lmao, I don't think he likes our game quite as much as we do...

And I put all that effort into hiding them :(

Tombo457
08 Jun 2010, 07:34 PM
>.<
[20:25:04] Tom: oh ---- off
[20:25:07] Tom: dont do that
[20:25:08] Tom: ----
[20:25:34] Ben <3 Marc: don't do what?
[20:25:35] Ben <3 Marc: :S
[20:25:50] Tom: dont def our farms
[20:25:53] Ben <3 Marc: :O
[20:25:55] Ben <3 Marc: moi
[20:25:57] Ben <3 Marc: def your...
[20:26:00] Ben <3 Marc: I'm offended.
[20:26:02] Marc <3 Ben: its a game.
[20:26:05] Marc <3 Ben: find which farm
[20:26:09] Marc <3 Ben: sponsored by Gillette
[20:26:11] Ben <3 Marc: I deffed
[20:26:13] Ben <3 Marc: (rofl)
[20:26:19] Ben <3 Marc: bonus if you get all 5
[20:26:20] Ben <3 Marc: :D
[20:26:22] Ben <3 Marc: lmfao

Excellent teamwork on ukx :)

We dont farm anymore, decided to just sim some spears :horse:.

BeNjaJizz
08 Jun 2010, 07:36 PM
We dont farm anymore, decided to just sim some spears :horse:.

Funny guy. Go back to your favourite alliance, you belong with teh noobs in Hunters <3

mighty cheese
08 Jun 2010, 07:47 PM
Funny guy. Go back to your favourite alliance, you belong with teh noobs in Hunters <3
Hunters are pro :P Ex-hunter here... just quit the game though

BeNjaJizz
08 Jun 2010, 07:51 PM
Hunters are pro :P Ex-hunter here... just quit the game though

I sincerely hope that was sarcasm :|

mighty cheese
09 Jun 2010, 04:34 PM
I sincerely hope that was sarcasm :|
Nope, it's not :)

Tombo457
09 Jun 2010, 11:34 PM
Nope, it's not :)

Omg, i tink i rememberz youz :oops:.

mighty cheese
10 Jun 2010, 09:23 PM
Omg, i tink i rememberz youz :oops:.
I was lone wolf, or wulfie or w/e

King Gary
28 Jun 2010, 12:05 AM
Rather than a nostalgia thread, here's a quote


I like it, tastes like purple.

Joshyyy
03 Jul 2010, 09:50 PM
Sarah - Needs to stop procrastinating... says (22:47):
ew ew ew
put hand under duvet
grabbed something

Sarah - Needs to stop procrastinating... says (22:47):
lol
euuuugh
OH COME ON

Sarah - Needs to stop procrastinating... says (22:48):
that was horrible


For those that don't realise, Sarah = Dragonfyre.

Saffy
03 Jul 2010, 09:51 PM
To be fair to Sarah:

Sarah - Needs to stop procrastinating... says (22:47):
ew ew ew
put hand under duvet
grabbed something
lifted duvet up
it was a lemonsing daddy long legs
~Saffy~ says (22:47):
o0
Oh
was worried there
Sarah - Needs to stop procrastinating... says (22:47):
lol
euuuugh
Sarah - Needs to stop procrastinating... says (22:48):
that was horrible

horse
08 Jul 2010, 08:09 PM
This isn't celeryphobia, it's common sense


That M&S advert just keeps giving :D

horse
10 Jul 2010, 10:53 PM
least he's gone* now



*dead


*citation needed

WeWorshipFred
11 Jul 2010, 08:02 PM
Tbh though, even if MK does spam a little too much - it's high quality, more acceptable spam (:

Made me laugh at least.

Saffy
14 Jul 2010, 12:29 PM
Scotland is free I believe.
nooo, it's a puppet state of England,
we bribed their clans and took their oil

*profit*

Quoted for Truth and hilarity.

Mickulty6
14 Jul 2010, 09:39 PM
It's annoying when people can't reform.
It means you have to wait for the old people to die off before anything good happens.
And by that time you're in a nursing home with no working sphincters.
But anyway, you were saying?

Ok, so its an MSN quote, but to be fair the guy did play Travian. Once.

WeWorshipFred
17 Jul 2010, 11:09 PM
[00:06:10] -Matt_WWF- My mum and my uncle used to date


Apparently this needed to be posted.

Spychic
17 Jul 2010, 11:10 PM
EHEHM.

[00:08:22] <+Spychic> [00:06:49] <+Spychic> Put this in the quotes thread
[00:08:23] <+Spychic> [00:06:49] <+Spychic> [00:06:10] <.Matt_WWF> My mum and my uncle used to date
[00:08:23] <+Spychic> [00:06:55] <+Spychic> I cba to open up firefox again

[00:05:28] <+Spychic> you Northener
[00:05:30] <+Spychic> most likely
[00:05:50] <.Matt_WWF> I am of Northern origin
[00:05:54] <.Matt_WWF> Damn scouse family
[00:05:57] <+Spychic> Then you're incest
[00:06:01] <+Spychic> and a Northener
[00:06:01] <.Matt_WWF> indeed
[00:06:03] <+Spychic> and should die
[00:06:03] <+Spychic> k
[00:06:04] <.Matt_WWF> Funnily
[00:06:04] <+Spychic> ?!
[00:06:10] <.Matt_WWF> My mum and my uncle used to date

Mouse-Keyboard
05 Aug 2010, 08:14 PM
His balls are higher than his voice. What is there to be jealous of ?

^From the Justin Bieber thread ;)


Tbh though, even if MK does spam a little too much - it's high quality, more acceptable spam (:

I post "High quality spam"! :tullia:


Jordan, be nice to MK, he's a very cool person.

:cool:

Carrothead
02 Sep 2010, 06:33 PM
[19:25:15] Saffy: I need to measure myself

He thought it was appropriate to tell me this.

Saffy
02 Sep 2010, 06:40 PM
[19:25:15] Saffy: I need to measure myself

He thought it was appropriate to tell me this.
What
I said that to the group, along with 'weigh myself' in the context of getting fitter.
MEANIE >:(

horse
21 Sep 2010, 08:41 PM
so, it's a fat one then ?

all good :happy:

Joshyyy
23 Sep 2010, 10:06 PM
http://pastebin.com/yNaUt09w

:rolleyes:

Destine
23 Sep 2010, 10:21 PM
http://pastebin.com/yNaUt09w

:rolleyes:

I had worse when I tried to speak to him a few weeks ago. I'd put it up but it'd break the forum rules, naughty Saffster. :rolleyes:

Carrothead
23 Sep 2010, 10:23 PM
http://pastebin.com/yNaUt09w

:rolleyes:

Reckon he needs a timeout? :angel:

Joshyyy
23 Sep 2010, 10:31 PM
Reckon he needs a timeout? :angel:

He totally needs a session on the naughty step.

Elzebub
24 Sep 2010, 02:57 PM
He totally needs a session on the naughty step.

You know you really want to spank him. He's been a bad bad boy :horse:

Cliffy
24 Sep 2010, 08:25 PM
Me
mum!
21:10Carole
wot you want
21:10Me
love and affection?
21:11Carole
what up then do you need a cuddle
21:11Me
lol nah my car blew up and its on fire and all that shit
and i need a new battery
manly the last bit
mainly*
21:13Me
can you get me one and ill send you the money
batteries are heavy and i dont have a car to go drive myself to pick one up with
they should seriously figure out a way to make your car drive itself to halfords when your battery dies
its just silly i tell you
its a red car... i think all red cars take the same battery
are you dead? your not speaking
also, i made myself bangers and mash today with gravy, it was good
21:16Carole
well i dont know what to say really


heres a facebook chat with my mum...

Windy
29 Sep 2010, 11:21 PM
Poor Josh didn't break any rules!

*awaits Modzi editing/deletion of this post*

Joshyyy
29 Sep 2010, 11:44 PM
Poor Josh didn't break any rules!

*awaits Modzi editing/deletion of this post*

...this is why we need a "like" button on posts here. ^_^

Saffy
18 Oct 2010, 10:41 PM
Gays?


Don't think this one's all that necessary. :oops:

But yeah, pathway to eugenics, not good. :)
Had me in fits for a while

Cliffy
19 Oct 2010, 08:51 AM
[18/10/2010 22:53:19] cliffy: i also found this hand wrapped round me, which i presumed was my mate ryan, thhinking he'd stayed over instead of walking home


dan thought this was worthy of this thread... but then personally i thought the whole convo was

horse
30 Oct 2010, 09:40 AM
Don't know how to do Roman numerals on a keyboard so don't say I got the name wrong


It would be Fable III btw. That's using a Roman Numerals add-on on firefox.

:oops:

..........

horse
01 Nov 2010, 08:41 PM
All mouth and no trousers


My kind of man ;)

:oops:
.............

Joshyyy
22 Nov 2010, 07:42 PM
[20:34:18] <Josh> Saffy
[20:34:25] <@Saffy> ?
[20:34:29] <Josh> Nothing
[20:34:43] <@Saffy> -.-
[20:35:57] <Josh> Don't be angry, Safferz <3
[20:36:54] <@Saffy> If you keep on saying I am angry, I will be angry
[20:36:58] <@Saffy> and then you will be banned
[20:37:17] <Josh> Are you angry?
[20:37:21] <@Saffy> I am now
[20:37:47] <Josh> Oh dear
[20:37:51] <Josh> Why are you angry?
[20:38:30] <@Saffy> You're very annoying
[20:38:58] <Josh> Why am I annoying?
[20:39:01] <Josh> What did I do? :(
[20:39:30] <@Saffy> Annoy me
[20:40:18] <Josh> How did I annoy you? :(
[20:40:26] <@Saffy> You know exactly why so apricot off
[20:40:30] <Josh> http://i53.tinypic.com/10fopp5.png
[20:40:42] <@Saffy> Bye
[20:40:46] <Josh> Bye :D
[20:40:46] * Saffy sets mode: +b *!*@Yoshyyy.travian.us
[20:40:49] * You were kicked by Saffy (Saffy)



:(

Mouse-Keyboard
22 Nov 2010, 07:45 PM
[20:34:18] <Josh> Saffy
[20:34:25] <@Saffy> ?
[20:34:29] <Josh> Nothing
[20:34:43] <@Saffy> -.-
[20:35:57] <Josh> Don't be angry, Safferz <3
[20:36:54] <@Saffy> If you keep on saying I am angry, I will be angry
[20:36:58] <@Saffy> and then you will be banned
[20:37:17] <Josh> Are you angry?
[20:37:21] <@Saffy> I am now
[20:37:47] <Josh> Oh dear
[20:37:51] <Josh> Why are you angry?
[20:38:30] <@Saffy> You're very annoying
[20:38:58] <Josh> Why am I annoying?
[20:39:01] <Josh> What did I do? :(
[20:39:30] <@Saffy> Annoy me
[20:40:18] <Josh> How did I annoy you? :(
[20:40:26] <@Saffy> You know exactly why so apricot off
[20:40:30] <Josh> http://i53.tinypic.com/10fopp5.png
[20:40:42] <@Saffy> Bye
[20:40:46] <Josh> Bye :D
[20:40:46] * Saffy sets mode: +b *!*@Yoshyyy.travian.us
[20:40:49] * You were kicked by Saffy (Saffy)



:(

Annoying Saffy is fun (and easy) :)

Saffy
22 Nov 2010, 07:52 PM
Annoying Saffy is fun (and easy) :)
And dangerous :)

Andi
22 Nov 2010, 07:54 PM
And dangerous :)

Yes, strong and dangerous :horse:

Mickulty6
22 Nov 2010, 07:55 PM
[20:34:18] <Josh> Saffy
[20:34:25] <@Saffy> ?
[20:34:29] <Josh> Nothing
[20:34:43] <@Saffy> -.-
[20:35:57] <Josh> Don't be angry, Safferz <3
[20:36:54] <@Saffy> If you keep on saying I am angry, I will be angry
[20:36:58] <@Saffy> and then you will be banned
[20:37:17] <Josh> Are you angry?
[20:37:21] <@Saffy> I am now
[20:37:47] <Josh> Oh dear
[20:37:51] <Josh> Why are you angry?
[20:38:30] <@Saffy> You're very annoying
[20:38:58] <Josh> Why am I annoying?
[20:39:01] <Josh> What did I do? :(
[20:39:30] <@Saffy> Annoy me
[20:40:18] <Josh> How did I annoy you? :(
[20:40:26] <@Saffy> You know exactly why so apricot off
[20:40:30] <Josh> http://i53.tinypic.com/10fopp5.png
[20:40:42] <@Saffy> Bye
[20:40:46] <Josh> Bye :D
[20:40:46] * Saffy sets mode: +b *!*@Yoshyyy.travian.us
[20:40:49] * You were kicked by Saffy (Saffy)



:(


PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ha. :D

Mouse-Keyboard
22 Nov 2010, 07:55 PM
And dangerous :)

The only negative things that have come of it are posts on MvM and a scary threatening PM.

1. This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 3 seconds.

Stevieus
22 Nov 2010, 07:57 PM
OmGEeeEEEEeE. Dat is sooo hawt.
Can haz Safferz assert some of his authority over me plz? :oops: :horse: :loveyou:

MikeyNinja
22 Nov 2010, 10:46 PM
And dangerous :)

You're such a badass. :horse:

Windy
23 Nov 2010, 01:27 PM
[20:34:18] <Josh> Saffy
[20:34:25] <@Saffy> ?
[20:34:29] <Josh> Nothing
[20:34:43] <@Saffy> -.-
[20:35:57] <Josh> Don't be angry, Safferz <3
[20:36:54] <@Saffy> If you keep on saying I am angry, I will be angry
[20:36:58] <@Saffy> and then you will be banned
[20:37:17] <Josh> Are you angry?
[20:37:21] <@Saffy> I am now
[20:37:47] <Josh> Oh dear
[20:37:51] <Josh> Why are you angry?
[20:38:30] <@Saffy> You're very annoying
[20:38:58] <Josh> Why am I annoying?
[20:39:01] <Josh> What did I do? :(
[20:39:30] <@Saffy> Annoy me
[20:40:18] <Josh> How did I annoy you? :(
[20:40:26] <@Saffy> You know exactly why so apricot off
[20:40:30] <Josh> http://i53.tinypic.com/10fopp5.png
[20:40:42] <@Saffy> Bye
[20:40:46] <Josh> Bye :D
[20:40:46] * Saffy sets mode: +b *!*@Yoshyyy.travian.us
[20:40:49] * You were kicked by Saffy (Saffy)



:(

Ah, I see he was kicked under rule 3.2b - Do not be annoying or Saffy will use his powers to kick you.

elmoga
23 Nov 2010, 02:48 PM
Ah, I see he was kicked under rule 3.2b - Do not be annoying or Saffy will use his powers to kick you.

Epic rule is epic :cool:

Mouse-Keyboard
23 Nov 2010, 04:11 PM
Evil rule is evil :cool:

Fixed ;)

ElementalGoDz
23 Nov 2010, 04:14 PM
Ahhhhhhaaaa, annoy Saffy time

Alex50036
26 Nov 2010, 08:29 PM
you make it sound like it's not perpetual

Joshyyy
03 Dec 2010, 07:30 PM
[20:30:28] <@Saffy> Also
[20:30:32] <@Saffy> I do not have a crush on you
[20:30:35] <Josh> Rofl
[20:30:36] <@Saffy> tell mikey that also -.-
[20:30:40] <Josh> Thanks for clearing that up. xD

:rolleyes:

Mouse-Keyboard
03 Dec 2010, 08:11 PM
[20:30:32] <@Saffy> I do not have a crush on you

Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Elzebub
04 Dec 2010, 02:26 AM
[20:30:28] <@Saffy> Also
[20:30:32] <@Saffy> I do not have a crush on you
[20:30:35] <Josh> Rofl
[20:30:36] <@Saffy> tell mikey that also -.-
[20:30:40] <Josh> Thanks for clearing that up. xD

:rolleyes:

Who doesn't have it out for Joshyyy's sausage?

Cliffy
04 Dec 2010, 09:01 AM
Who doesn't have it out for Joshyyy's sausage?

im pretty sure everyone wants him

i dont even know the guy and my loins ache for him

Mouse-Keyboard
06 Dec 2010, 09:45 PM
The railway tunnel allows me to sit on a train without fear or crashing into the side of a hill.

Steve is win for quotes.

Touched
06 Dec 2010, 09:46 PM
Steve is win for quotes.

The whole thing made me laugh :D

Joshyyy
07 Dec 2010, 06:48 PM
[19:47:06] <Josh> Hmm... Saffy posted on Fb asking for a video camera to borrow
[19:47:11] <Josh> He's blates making a naughty video
[19:47:12] <Josh> ;x
[19:47:17] <@Saffy> Its for a biology thing
[19:47:21] <@Saffy> which I said in my status
[19:47:29] <Josh> "biology"
[19:47:31] <Josh> Human anatomy?
[19:47:33] <@Saffy> Oh shut up
[19:47:38] <Josh> :D

And here was me thinking my response was actually rather clever. :(

Mouse-Keyboard
07 Dec 2010, 06:50 PM
[19:47:06] <Josh> Hmm... Saffy posted on Fb asking for a video camera to borrow
[19:47:11] <Josh> He's blates making a naughty video
[19:47:12] <Josh> ;x
[19:47:17] <@Saffy> Its for a biology thing
[19:47:21] <@Saffy> which I said in my status
[19:47:29] <Josh> "biology"
[19:47:31] <Josh> Human anatomy?
[19:47:33] <@Saffy> Oh shut up
[19:47:38] <Josh> :D

And here was me thinking my response was actually rather clever. :(

It was awesome (although predictable).

Carrothead
07 Dec 2010, 07:04 PM
Saffy sees me trollin', he hatin'.

Joshyyy
07 Dec 2010, 07:06 PM
Saffy sees me trollin', he hatin'.

http://pastebin.com/Wy1EvjLy

You can keep that for your records. :angel:

RichardM
07 Dec 2010, 09:39 PM
i thought the gay way to wear a scarf was to wear a scarf?


:p :p

Windy
08 Dec 2010, 02:32 PM
http://pastebin.com/Wy1EvjLy

You can keep that for your records. :angel:

So Niall has been banned for... Umm.. Saying Saffy? Oh wait, that's ok, I see that in the rules too.

Saffy
08 Dec 2010, 05:17 PM
So Niall has been banned for... Umm.. Saying Saffy? Oh wait, that's ok, I see that in the rules too.
Excessive highlights.
He knows it against the rules, he knew I was in a bad mood, and he did it to only annoy me.
You missed the long period a while back where everyone did it to me.

Mouse-Keyboard
08 Dec 2010, 07:02 PM
As my on topic post was deleted :rolleyes:

http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/search.php?do=finduser&u=24515

MikeyNinja
08 Dec 2010, 07:03 PM
Excessive highlights.
He knows it against the rules, he knew I was in a bad mood, and he did it to only annoy me.
You missed the long period a while back where everyone did it to me.

That must of been really hard for you Saffy.

I feel very saffy for you Sorry.

Mouse-Keyboard
08 Dec 2010, 07:07 PM
I feel very saffy for you Sorry.

This deserves to be quoted in this thread, which is confusing :confused:

Also, for anyone wondering what happened, there were about 3 pages where almost every post was "Saffy.", or "Saffy ." :P

Explosive
08 Dec 2010, 07:08 PM
Excessive highlights.
He knows it against the rules, he knew I was in a bad mood, and he did it to only annoy me.
You missed the long period a while back where everyone did it to me.

Couldn't you just ignore all the people annoying you?

That way, they get bored because you're not showing them you're annoyed. i know this because i have a brother:(

btw, how is saffy a male name?:confused:

Tombo457
08 Dec 2010, 07:09 PM
Couldn't you just ignore all the people annoying you?

That way, they get bored because you're not showing them you're annoyed. i know this because i have a brother:(

btw, how is saffy a male name?:confused:

How is SecondHeartBeat a boys name :confused::confused:

Mouse-Keyboard
08 Dec 2010, 07:09 PM
btw, how is saffy a male name?:confused:

It isn't, Google image search it ;)

Saffy
08 Dec 2010, 07:11 PM
It isn't, Google image search it ;)
You know full well it is a nickname on my surname.
Enough posting in here unless you have proper quotes.

Windy
08 Dec 2010, 09:28 PM
<Spychic> twilight is an absolute disgrace
<@Saffy> it is
<Spychic> I watched the first and second film
<Spychic> It was like, omfg I want to eat you so bad but I won't, dw
<Spychic> that was it.

Carrothead
08 Dec 2010, 09:29 PM
<Spychic> twilight is an absolute disgrace
<@Saffy> it is
<Spychic> I watched the first and second film
<Spychic> It was like, omfg I want to eat you so bad but I won't, dw
<Spychic> that was it.

It took her 2 whole films to figure that out?

Lucidity
08 Dec 2010, 09:31 PM
Warning, spolier alert.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/twilightseriesspoiler.jpg

Cliffy
08 Dec 2010, 09:33 PM
i didn't know her name was dawn

Mickulty6
11 Dec 2010, 11:12 PM
http://archive.forum.travian.co.uk/showthread.php?t=66019

The entire freaking thread.

MikeyNinja
19 Dec 2010, 10:39 PM
Now: Wishing he could snog Josh

Case closed on that one.

Saffy
19 Dec 2010, 10:55 PM
Case closed on that one.
The real quote is below

Now: Wishing he could hug Josh

Also watching Misfits (not the latest one)

MikeyNinja
19 Dec 2010, 10:57 PM
The real quote is below

Still... :horse:

Mickulty6
20 Dec 2010, 08:53 AM
Case closed on that one.

Are you implying safferz is gay/bi?!?!?!?

Because that'd be totally new...

Saffy
20 Dec 2010, 12:30 PM
Are you implying safferz is gay/bi?!?!?!?

Because that'd be totally new...
No, he's implying that I have the hots for Josh, which again is totally new...

laughing ram
20 Dec 2010, 12:49 PM
No, he's implying that I have the hots for Josh, which again is totally new...

*strokes chin*... would that not also be implying the gay/bi bit?

*shrugs*

*throws smoke bomb*

*leaves*

Mickulty6
20 Dec 2010, 12:52 PM
No, he's implying that I have the hots for Josh, which again is totally new...

I thought everybody had the hots for Josh?

Saffy
20 Dec 2010, 01:22 PM
*strokes chin*... would that not also be implying the gay/bi bit?

*shrugs*

*throws smoke bomb*

*leaves*
I thought I made my sexuality quite clear :P

Drillbit
20 Dec 2010, 01:34 PM
I thought everybody had the hots for Josh?

nah i prefer mark :D

laughing ram
20 Dec 2010, 02:15 PM
I thought I made my sexuality quite clear :P

Well then you must fancy Josh. He is clearly the highest perfection a man can reach. :P

Mickulty6
20 Dec 2010, 03:42 PM
Well then you must fancy Josh. He is clearly the highest perfection a man can reach. :P

*coughmarkcough*

Joshyyy
20 Dec 2010, 07:50 PM
Well then you must fancy Josh. He is clearly the highest perfection a man can reach. :P

ohai there :horse:

Touched
20 Dec 2010, 08:00 PM
[20:52:10] Caitlion - RAWR!: wanna see my unicorn!!
[20:52:12] Caitlion - RAWR!: .\
..\ ____
.../.-(-(-(
(,/"-(-(-(-__,.--.,
...\...).._.(... /.}
....!||...."...:||...\
....!||........:||
.....'''..........'''

elmoga
20 Dec 2010, 08:03 PM
woah; don't dis the unicorn.

Touched
20 Dec 2010, 08:08 PM
woah; don't dis the unicorn.

it's got fighting skillz?!

elmoga
29 Dec 2010, 03:28 PM
[00:02:44] Safferz: Cait, I will rip your ovaries out of your nostrils unless you tell me what is going on

:cool:

Mickulty6
29 Dec 2010, 04:07 PM
[00:02:44] Safferz: Cait, I will rip your ovaries out of your nostrils unless you tell me what is going on

:cool:

Is Saffy getting cranky again?

elmoga
29 Dec 2010, 04:38 PM
Is Saffy getting cranky again?

Aww Saffy's lovely, I was winding him up :elf:

Cryos
29 Dec 2010, 08:55 PM
[00:02:44] Safferz: Cait, I will rip your ovaries out of your nostrils unless you tell me what is going on

:cool:

Wow, violent

/me doesnt liek saffy anymore

Elzebub
29 Dec 2010, 09:25 PM
Wow, violent

/me doesnt liek saffy anymore

It's okay, it's his psychological plea to recognize his gender as female. Notice the use of 'ovaries'-- plainly bragging he has them too. :gingerbread:

elmoga
29 Dec 2010, 09:30 PM
Wow, violent

/me doesnt liek saffy anymore

My fault xD


It's okay, it's his psychological plea to recognize his gender as female. Notice the use of 'ovaries'-- plainly bragging he has them too. :gingerbread:

I was thinking more about why he would put his hand up my nose... But that (nod)

laughing ram
29 Dec 2010, 09:35 PM
I was thinking more about why he would put his hand up my nose...

Nasophilia?

Cryos
29 Dec 2010, 09:45 PM
My fault xD



I was thinking more about why he would put his hand up my nose... But that (nod)

Perhaps he wanted to have more in you and entered you through your highest orifice :P

Elzebub
29 Dec 2010, 11:57 PM
Perhaps he wanted to have more in you and entered you through your highest orifice :P

Well he has no other way to penetrate ^^


Aw shucks I feel mean now,

Cryos
29 Dec 2010, 11:59 PM
Well he has no other way to penetrate ^^


Aw shucks I feel mean now,

Its a sad day when telling the truth makes you feel mean

Purplejelly86
05 Jan 2011, 04:34 PM
[17:33:25] Richard [paphilopedium]: cause i'd have a massive brain compared to my tiny testicles


*Shrug* Some people just give out to much info (tmi)

abyss
05 Jan 2011, 04:38 PM
You edited that pfft

Purplejelly86
05 Jan 2011, 04:42 PM
You edited that pfft

You would think that, with your small brain capacity :p

Cliffy
25 Jan 2011, 03:22 PM
I can imagine you being a fireman. Idk why. Maybe it's your fire-colored hair.


this made me chuckle

Lucidity
13 Feb 2011, 08:32 PM
ITT: Nostalgiagasm.

MikeyNinja
24 Feb 2011, 07:20 PM
During Skype tiemz, whilst talking about Vanessa Feltz (or Phelps if you're called Mikey):


[19:58:20] Mark: I'd rub up against that
[20:00:28] Mark: I'd want her to carry me over the threshold of our new house and smother me a little bit
[20:03:24] Mark: I'd like to lick user her neck sweat as a drink and use her fat flaps as a rock face and attempt to scale it

I was fairly disgusted tbh. :sick:

Second Heartbeat
24 Feb 2011, 07:24 PM
[8:07:08 PM] Mikey: I'd like her to be my co-star on an episode of neighbours in which we are an incestuous brother and sister who end up dying mysteriously when our car dives off a cliff, only to reappear a few series later and open a new subway franchise before our long-lost father comes and murders us both with a pizza cutter.
[8:08:30 PM] Mark: I don't even know how I can top that
[8:12:38 PM] Mark: Well played Michael, well played
[8:12:41 PM] Mark: Was a welcome distraction
[8:18:56 PM] Mikey: You top it like so;

I'd like to be the minister at the wedding of her and an ostrich with OCD and a dislike of the Scottish, before Kevin Spacey arrives and reveals that the ostrich is in fact Keyser Soze, at which point the ostrich splits in two and that midget who played R2D2 emerges and kicks Kevin Spacey in the man bits before riding off on a glorious white stallion. Then Kevin Spacey is so angry that he meets a giant fish and has "mummy and daddy times" his brains out, before turning into a jet and bombing the Russians.Vanessa Feltz is so upset about the loss of her feathery lover that she says she'll buy me Alton Towers if I give her some sweet lovin' but I tell that silly woman that Alton Towers aint nuthin' and that I want Legoland, but she reveals that she was once raped by a giant legoman and then there was orange.
[8:19:05 PM] Mikey: Boom
[8:19:38 PM] Mikey: Topped it like a dutchman on a bank holiday monday.
[8:22:56 PM] Mark: ((chuckle))

I don't even know where to start...

Destine
24 Feb 2011, 09:32 PM
Then Kevin Spacey is so angry that he meets a giant fish and has "mummy and daddy times" his brains out, before turning into a jet and bombing the Russians.

Plagiarism Michael.

Unless...
Mikey = Andy Samberg? The reluctance to show his face at the meet up, the sense of humour, the jewfro... it all matches up.

F.C.
24 Feb 2011, 10:27 PM
<Spychic> I have incest dreams about my brother

Laura_Lee
06 Mar 2011, 06:09 PM
[19:08:34] Benjamin: I'm a woman. ((blush))

Stevieus
17 Mar 2011, 02:56 AM
[03:55:02] Aj: I do kind of, want boobs.
[03:55:08] Aj: I think they'd be amusing.

Elzebub
17 Mar 2011, 03:51 AM
[03:55:02] Aj: I do kind of, want boobs.
[03:55:08] Aj: I think they'd be amusing.

He also said he'd go straight for me ;)

Aecides
17 Mar 2011, 04:27 AM
In my defense, we all love boobs and Elz had proven herself to be perfect.

Windy
17 Mar 2011, 11:18 AM
In my defense, we all love boobs and Elz had proven herself to be perfect.

I agree with the boobs part... :oops:

Elzebub
17 Mar 2011, 02:42 PM
I agree with the boobs part... :oops:

Tut, I'm obviously unappreciated! :p

Aecides
19 Mar 2011, 04:09 AM
I agree with the boobs part... :oops:

I only just saw this. A lego man mask AND a wiffle bat!
And she said she'd use pirate chat up lines. Which I also still need to use.

MikeyNinja
25 Mar 2011, 01:38 AM
[2:32:47 AM] Mikey: Long story short
[2:32:57 AM] Mikey: You think animals are sexy.
[2:32:58 AM] Mikey: Good to know.
[2:34:50 AM] Mark: Some are
[2:34:54 AM] Mark: Just sayin'

Tilifika
25 Mar 2011, 12:24 PM
[2:32:47 AM] Mikey: Long story short
[2:32:57 AM] Mikey: You think animals are sexy.
[2:32:58 AM] Mikey: Good to know.
[2:34:50 AM] Mark: Some are
[2:34:54 AM] Mark: Just sayin'

You notice that there was a two minute gap in replying? It's cause he was looking at animal pron.

Cliffy
25 Mar 2011, 01:51 PM
You notice that there was a two minute gap in replying? It's cause he was looking at animal pron.

does mark only last 2 minutes?

Aecides
25 Mar 2011, 03:21 PM
does mark only last 2 minutes?

Don't "only" it like you do any better :p

Cliffy
25 Mar 2011, 03:34 PM
Don't "only" it like you do any better :p

i can get to 4 minutes thank you very much!

Aecides
25 Mar 2011, 04:15 PM
i can get to 4 minutes thank you very much!

Impossible! No-one's lasted that long since Superman, and I'm fairly sure that's what killed him.
What kind of Love God are you?!

MikeyNinja
25 Mar 2011, 05:04 PM
You notice that there was a two minute gap in replying? It's cause he was looking at animal pron.

Definitely.

I think I should add, just to confirm Mark's love of animals that just before he said that he said:

[2:26:06 AM] Mark: Depends what does it for you
[2:28:19 AM] Mikey: Animals and blood.
[2:28:26 AM] Mikey: True story
[2:28:50 AM] Mark: Blood?
[2:28:52 AM] Mark: That's weird. And not in a sexy way
[2:29:03 AM] Mikey: That's the one you pick out?

Note to stupid people: I don't really like animals and blood, it's all about latex gimp suits and poo.

Laura_Lee
26 Mar 2011, 08:29 PM
[18:37:08] Mikey: I think Rob is just writing an erotic novel
[18:37:10] Mikey: I'm having vertical relations with Chloe
[18:37:14] Mikey: Mark's having vertical relations with you
[18:37:29] Mikey: Tulls is around she's probably having vertical relations with someone
[18:37:33] Mikey: Going to end in a big zombie orgy me thinks

Tilifika
26 Mar 2011, 08:30 PM
Roflfeet :D

Magali
26 Mar 2011, 09:24 PM
vertical?
yes i know it's possible but it's... less usual

Lucidity
26 Mar 2011, 09:25 PM
vertical?
yes i know it's possible but it's... less usual

My thoughts also.

But I thought I was missing something obvious...

MikeyNinja
26 Mar 2011, 09:33 PM
I didn't say it, Laura changed it for no apparent reason, totally wasn't swearing or anything.

Tilifika
05 Apr 2011, 10:16 AM
After I left these guys bereft in Skype.


[00:51:53] Mikey: I'm lost without him.
[00:52:03] Pat-justcheckin: He is the glue
[00:52:10] Pat-justcheckin: the glue which holds us all together
[00:52:26] Mikey: We'll have to go back to what we were talking about before Rob turned up
[00:52:27] Mark: ;(
[00:52:36] Pat-justcheckin: what was that then?
[00:52:38] Mark: I don't remember what life was like before Rob was here


Does anyone remember what life was like before me? Really? ;)

justcheckin
05 Apr 2011, 10:24 AM
After I left these guys bereft in Skype.


[00:51:53] Mikey: I'm lost without him.
[00:52:03] Pat-justcheckin: He is the glue
[00:52:10] Pat-justcheckin: the glue which holds us all together
[00:52:26] Mikey: We'll have to go back to what we were talking about before Rob turned up
[00:52:27] Mark: ;(
[00:52:36] Pat-justcheckin: what was that then?
[00:52:38] Mark: I don't remember what life was like before Rob was here


Does anyone remember what life was like before me? Really? ;)

Lol. He falsified this...NEVER happened:D

Tilifika
05 Apr 2011, 10:36 AM
Lol. He falsified this...NEVER happened:D

I'll screen shot if necessary, you're all gay for me boyos :P

justcheckin
05 Apr 2011, 10:43 AM
I'll screen shot if necessary, you're all gay for me boyos :P

:mad: Ok, fine....we...um....felt sorry for you...yeah that's it. Felt you need a little ego boost...hope it worked:):p

MikeyNinja
05 Apr 2011, 11:08 AM
After I left these guys bereft in Skype.


[00:51:53] Mikey: I'm lost without him.
[00:52:03] Pat-justcheckin: He is the glue
[00:52:10] Pat-justcheckin: the glue which holds us all together
[00:52:26] Mikey: We'll have to go back to what we were talking about before Rob turned up
[00:52:27] Mark: ;(
[00:52:36] Pat-justcheckin: what was that then?
[00:52:38] Mark: I don't remember what life was like before Rob was here


Does anyone remember what life was like before me? Really? ;)

To be fair, I was only using it as a set-up to bully AJ some more.

But yeah, I remember very little about life in the BR (Before Rob) years, but they were dark , dark times.

Aecides
05 Apr 2011, 08:14 PM
Please, the best you've ever got is half hearted banter out of me. And I was busy talking to someone else then. Don't start using me as an excuse, I'm only willing to be an excuse for general debauchery.

Cliffy
13 May 2011, 09:36 PM
I will reiterate my message, I am looking for potential game winners to join Redemption, we are a proud alliance with impossibly high expectations...And we didn't know what a wwk was untill tonight..


this made me chuckle

Cliffy
27 May 2011, 09:13 PM
[22:10:27] RichardM: how many traps do people reckon?
[22:11:28] Niall: Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

justcheckin
14 Jul 2011, 06:12 PM
[17:11:31] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: I went playing handball today because my burnt knees felt better. Huzzaa! Well no. When I got home and took off my trousers I realised that something horrible had happened
[17:11:43] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: There was something like blisters all over my knees
[17:11:46] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: and arms
[17:11:49] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: but not blisters
[17:11:53] Rob White: ...What are they?
[17:12:01] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: They were air pockets filled with my sweat
[17:12:06] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: It's so gross
[17:12:07] Rob White: fudging ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
[17:12:12] RichardM: (puke)
[17:12:16] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: I got a needle and started to poke holes in them
[17:12:21 | Edited 17:12:28] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: and the sweatt ran down my legs
[17:12:31] RichardM: (puke) (puke)(puke) (puke)(puke) (puke)(puke) (puke)(puke) (puke)
[17:12:38] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: So then I peeled them away
[17:12:45] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: and now my legs and arms are red raw
[17:12:51] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: moisturiser ftw
[17:12:58] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: :(
[17:13:30] Pat; Justcheckin; Pattycake: I felt that you all needed to know if this
[17:13:59] NPH: I don't know what the opposite of an erection is, but I currently have it


*Edited to be forum friendly

laughing ram
14 Jul 2011, 09:11 PM
[17:13:59] NPH: I don't know what the opposite of an erection is, but I currently have it

A gaping vagina?

And that's lovely Pat, I'm glad you decided to share.

elmoga
27 Nov 2011, 06:48 PM
[19:42:37] Mikey: Cait's a beautiful flower.

Oh Mikey, you charmer, you xoxox

Jakeyyy
14 Mar 2012, 01:44 AM
[02:06:51] Ross: Im off to bed now anyways, speak to you tomorrow <3

He wants me.

Keiji_Maeda
01 Apr 2014, 10:36 PM
[23;32] Saffy: But yes, clearly my burning passionate love for Niall is still aflame.

Much romance. Burns as brightly as Niall's hair.

Saffy
01 Apr 2014, 10:57 PM
[23;32] Saffy: But yes, clearly my burning passionate love for Niall is still aflame.

Much romance. Burns as brightly as Niall's hair.

You revived a 2 year dead thread for this, really? :P
I do love you Niall though

Carrothead
01 Apr 2014, 11:15 PM
You revived a 2 year dead thread for this, really? :P
I do love you Niall though

http://i.imgur.com/ygxab.gif

Keiji_Maeda
01 Apr 2014, 11:18 PM
You revived a 2 year dead thread for this, really? :P
I do love you Niall though
What better way to flog a dead horse than to necro a thread to do it in? :grin:

laughing ram
01 Apr 2014, 11:33 PM
It was worth reviving just so I could read the story of Pat and his mysterious sweat blisters.

Zeta
03 Apr 2014, 10:12 AM
It was worth reviving just so I could read the story of Pat and his mysterious sweat blisters.

Read it second time and, again, got sick.

Hawkery
09 Apr 2014, 10:02 PM
On 09/04/2014, at 22:59, Mantas wrote:
> I want you hawk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtN7BBNzwT8

horse
06 Oct 2014, 02:46 PM
Post quotes of hilarity from users on these forums

[...]


This is a trial


I think we should unsticky this (trial) thread and allow it to pass, the forum just isn't busy enough that people might miss anything funny and Taulphin isn't about to reappear from behind a draped curtain either.

Plus it hasn't been posted in for two years and it is taking up first page space from other people's threads.
Taulphin even deleted his quote for some reason :sad:

Stevieus
09 Feb 2015, 09:49 PM
I think we should unsticky this (trial) thread and allow it to pass, the forum just isn't busy enough that people might miss anything funny and Taulphin isn't about to reappear from behind a draped curtain either.

Plus it hasn't been posted in for two years and it is taking up first page space from other people's threads.
Taulphin even deleted his quote for some reason :sad:
..........