Banning Thread

[durracell]

this is a game where you bann the person above you for some reason
e.g
p1 i ban you for starting this silly game
p2 i ban you for thinking this game is silly
p3 i ban you for not thinking this game is silly
p1 i ban you for agreeing with me
and so on

p.s MODS this is a game so but the ban hammer down
we don't really want to get banned

[Travian_Bard]

I ban you for thinking that mods are that paranoid.

Hey...I could really ban you...keke

[durracell]

i ban you for thinking of banning me
darn it this should go to t-b
stubid 60sec rule
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[Keiji_Maeda]

I ban you for remaking a thread that was deleted :rolleyes:

[Travian_Bard]

I ban you for thinking Danny gets banned a lot

Or maybe I misunderstood your point

EDIT:

I ban you for posting slightly before me

[Carrothead]

I ban you for being hours ahead of me.

[Leon]

I ban you for your awesomness(T_B)


I ban you for being ahead of me

[Mickulty6]

I ban you for being unimaginative.

[ToySoldier]

I ban you for having 169 posts.

[Mjölnir]

I ban you coz you're from Derby

[Fabs]

I ban you for disliking the "this forum require you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 7 seconds" parts of posts TS xD

[Carrothead]

I ban you for not having a capital letter at the start of your name. (BR)

[durracell]

i ban you for changeing your avater

[Mjölnir]

i Ban you for having a negative photo

[Leon]

I ban you for having black in your name

[H1t_MaN]

I ban you for disliking the "this forum require you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 7 seconds" parts of posts TS xD

I ban you for liking jam filled doughnuts :eek:

[Carrothead]

I ban you for liking capital letters

I ban you for disliking them :p

[durracell]

i ban you for killing people

[Defender of the Faith]

I ban you for your Avatar going all hardcore gangsta. I preferred you with a bag on your head (erm perhaps I should rephrase that)

Balls, that was supposed to be for C

[H1t_MaN]

i ban you for killing people

I ban you for spamming :p

[Leon]

I ban you for spamming :p

I ban you for not spamming enough

[Mjölnir]

I ban you for banning others

[durracell]

i ban you for bring a hypocrite
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[NoObHeAd]

I ban you for banning someone about pretending to be a hardcore gangsta

[Psycho]

I ban you for banning someone for banning someone about pretending to be a hardcore gansta

[durracell]

i ban you for confusing me
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[Night Star]

I ban you for having a battery as a avatar

[durracell]

i ban you for not having a battery as an avater
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[Carrothead]

i ban you for not having a battery as an avater
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I ban you for constantly copying that damn seconds thing. It's getting annoying.

[durracell]

i ban you for pointing it out
p.s i will stop posting the thing if it's removed

[King Gary]

I ban you for, wait.. You are :D

[Psycho]

I ban you for trying to ban an already banned member

[Spychic]

I ban you for dualling with a supporter!

[Asrue2]

I ban you for being a female.

[DragonFyre]

I ban you for being sexist?

[Asrue2]

(I was not being sexist there, I just couldn't think of another reason xD)


I ban you for liking Dragons.

[Spychic]

I ban you for not making sigs anymore.

[Asrue2]

I ban you for not being a mod anymore.

your shieldy moddy thing has gone ;)

[Spychic]

I ban you because I still can. ;)

[Turn]

I ban you for not being a mod anymore.

your shieldy moddy thing has gone ;)

I ban you. The crowd cheers. All agree. And we all lived happily ever after. :)

[morgz]

ban you for being turn :p

[Turn]

ban you for being turn :p

Ban you out of spite for having over 1000 "not spam" posts :P



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And for that ;]

[Psycho]

I ban you for spamming.

[Tullia]

I ban you for spamming.


I ban you for impersonating a mod and banning someone

[Travian_Bard]

I ban you for having unicorns (or as J.D. would say, they're not unicorns, they're horses with swords on their head who guard his hopes and dreams) everywhere, instead of the lovely pandas

[the evil fishy]

I ban you for having unicorns (or as J.D. would say, they're not unicorns, they're horses with swords on their head who guard his hopes and dreams) everywhere, instead of the lovely pandas

i ban you for loving an rpg area :P <---that smilie is back :eek:

[Carrothead]

i ban you for loving an rpg area :P <---that smilie is back :eek:

I ban you for not realising the good ol' :P was back until now.

[Psycho]

I ban you for having more shields than me!

[Carrothead]

I ban you for having more shields than me!

I ban you for lying.

2 = 2 last time I checked. :P

[Psycho]

:eek: /me though I had 1.

I ban you for being right.

[MISGUIDED]

I ban you for being MisGuided

Damn, isnt that me? :(

[Richardw07]

I ban you for having a too big sig

[Drillbit]

I ban you cause im bored and stuck working the night shift

[Psycho]

I ban you for excessive levels of boredom

[#n0ob13'.=]

I ban you becouse you posted in that stupid thread

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you becouse you posted in that stupid thread

I ban you because I say so

[Drillbit]

I ban you for having Way to many shields

[Koloth]

I ban you for not having enough shields

[Drillbit]

i ban you for being a mod -- cause i want to be one

[SausageofDoom]

Obviously, I ban you for wanting to be a mod

[Tullia]

I ban you for guarding all the knowledge not sharing it

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you for um, um.

Actually you would kill me if I did, so I unban you

[ickledevil]

I ban you for spamming :p

i ban u for banning a spammer

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for spamming a banner

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you for spamming a banner

I ban you for ignoring me, then feel bad for banning you, so I ban myself

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for ignoring me, then feel bad for banning you, so I ban myself

I ban somebody for being on *the list* :)

[Mjölnir]

i ban you for banning yourself before i could ban you

[Hrbdefender]

i ban you for banning yourself before i could ban you

I ban you for not liking football

[Drillbit]

i ban you for liking footbal (though at least you suport a decent team)

[Mjölnir]

I ban you for not liking football

i like football...therefore ban overulled!!!

[Hrbdefender]

i like football...therefore ban overulled!!!

You can not overule my bans, banned for evading a ban

[Mjölnir]

I ban you for banning me for evanding a ban

[ickledevil]

I ban you for banning me for evanding a ban

i ban you for not having a avvie

[SausageofDoom]

i ban you for not having a avvie

I ban you because my voices told me to

[chris567]

I ban you because my voices told me to
i ban you because you have voices and are mental

[Kenny land]

Kenny land is bored - He thought to himself "What If I ban chris567 for being prejudiced against skitsophrenics - that would be a good idea" And so he did.

[chris567]

Kenny land is bored - He thought to himself "What If I ban chris567 for being prejudiced against skitsophrenics - that would be a good idea" And so he did.

i ban Kennyland for using language i didn't understand

[Travian_Bard]

I ban you because you should take some time off the forum and go learn some stuff...

[restricted]

Banned because this forum is really late in getting this game.

[Tullia]

I ban you because, frankly, I'm bored

[D3moralizer]

I ban you because i can in this thread :D

[Drillbit]

i ban you for having an kool sig

[boomchikawawa]

i ban you because i love orangina

[#n0ob13'.=]

I ban you becouse you love orangina

[chris567]

i ban you because there's nothing better to do

[Leon]

I ban you for having nothing to do and not giving a damn

[chris567]

i ban you for thinking you know about my life

[Leon]

I ban you for not knowing i am a big part of your life.

[durracell]

i ban you for breaking my ban

[Leon]

I ban you for partially confusing me...

[durracell]

i ban you for being easliy confused
p.s i've been banned for three days yet i still posted more than you one this thread:P
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[Leon]

I ban you for having false accomplishments and innsinuating i am a spammer.

[durracell]

i ban you for being a spammer

[Leon]

I ban you for lying and being a spammer,

I also ban you for getting a double ban making this a tripple ban :O

[durracell]

i ban you for trying to get banned more times than me
beat that
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[Kenny land]

i ban you for trying to get banned more times than me
beat that
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Kenny land is bored again, He thought to himself this time "Durracell cannot even spell a battery brand rite - Lets ban him" And so he did :o

[durracell]

i ban you for not relaiseing that if i spelt it correct i'd get done for copyright theft

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for legal chicanery and for racing with your eyes shut

[Kenny land]

Kenny land has nothing better to do than Ban SausageofDoom

[WeWorshipFred]

Kenny land has nothing better to do than Ban SausageofDoom

I ban you for talking in the third person.

[Joshyyy]

I ban you 'cause I can.

[Laika]

I ban you because I hate Pokemon.

[Tullia]

I ban you because I hate Pokemon.

I ban you for being a grumpy boy.

[Joshyyy]

I ban you because I hate Pokemon.

I ban you because you hate Pokemon. >:[

[#n0ob13'.=]

I ban you becouse we both like Pokemons

[Ali-Cat]

I ban you for having a scary signature

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you for having a scary signature

I ban you for being lost, according to your location...

[Ali-Cat]

I ban you for being lost, according to your location...

I ban you for having a canary in your signature and making me hungry :P

I wouldnt be lost if someone took me home :(

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you for having a canary in your signature and making me hungry :P

I wouldnt be lost if someone took me home :(

You had me worried for a minute, then I realised you were um a cat:confused:


Well I ban this person for not asking for directions

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you so you will go off and write part 4:P

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you so you will go off and write part 4:P

I ban you for reminding me do to something I should be doing but am not.

[Mjölnir]

I ban you for reminding me do to something I should be doing but am not.

then i ban your for lazyness

[Hrbdefender]

then i ban your for lazyness

I ban you for calling me lazy when actually I am doing revision and of course moderating

[Mjölnir]

I ban you for calling me lazy when actually I am doing revision and of course moderating

I ban you...coz i've already done my homework and revision for tonight, showing that you are lazyier than me (yes i spelt it wrong on perpose)

[Ali-Cat]

I bann you for nagging partner in crime :P

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you...coz i've already done my homework and revision for tonight, showing that you are lazyier than me (yes i spelt it wrong on perpose)

Did you also spell purpose on purpose?

I ban you for not spending enough time on revision. Also I have a GCSE next week so I shall be spending more than an hour

[Mjölnir]

I bann you for nagging partner in crime :P


Did you also spell purpose on purpose?

I ban you for not spending enough time on revision. Also I have a GCSE next week so I shall be spending more than an hour

i ban you for being a swat...i have a GCSE next week, and 3 weeks after that. I'm fine for revision. My Head teacher told me 2 hours persubject would be fine. I'm guessing he means a week other wise i'd be revising 22 hours a day.

and ali i'm not your partner in crime...i need that money for me!!!

[Turn]

I ban you for making the MQ button cheat on me, if that jokes still in rememberance :P

[chris567]

i ban you because you're in my house (apparently)

[ickledevil]

i ban you because you're in my house (apparently)

i ban you for playing speed

[D3moralizer]

I ban you because you listen to kings of Leon :D

[Leon]

I ban you because my username was in your last post.

[durracell]

i ban you because i love you :D :D

[Leon]

I ban you because your post worries me

[durracell]

i ban you for being worried
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[Leon]

I ban your for banning me,

for being worried

for being a brand of battery

for having a quote in your sig

and for living in a place i havn't heard of

Finally i ban your for getting a quintuple ban making this a sechstuple ban

[durracell]

i ban you for making up words
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[Leon]

I ban your for not knowing it is an often used word.

I also ban you for not putting the seconds bit in white

And i ban your for getting a double ban making this a tripple ban.

[durracell]

i ban you for banning me for banning you for banning you for banning me for banning you for banning me for banning you for banning me for banning you for banning me for banning you for banning me for banning you for banning me

[Leon]

I ban you for trying to confuse me and failing

[durracell]

i ban you for not being caught by the This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 23 seconds.

[Leon]

I ban your for not realising i do get caught by it but by the time i've posted it in white and everything i have took about 30 extra seconds after my stop time.

[durracell]

i ban you for having desmond in your sig and not me

[Leon]

I ban you for not earning a spot in my sig.

[durracell]

i ban you because because because oh i cant think of a reason
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[SausageofDoom]

i ban you because because because oh i cant think of a reason
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I ban you because you thoughtlessly ban the spam meister of sticknesss

[Leon]

I ban you for being smart but unban you for being awesome :D

[durracell]

i ban you because your innessals is an insult

[SausageofDoom]

i ban you because your innessals is an insult

I ban you because I don't know what you could possibly mean :P

[chris567]

i ban you to interrupt your conversation

[SausageofDoom]

i ban you to interrupt your conversation

I ban you because we can't track you down

[durracell]

i ban youfor insulting SoD

[chris567]

i ban you for us not knowing who you were meant to ban

[devilbells]

I ban you for not diving a damn ;)

[durracell]

i bann you for listening to me

[devilbells]

i ban you for suggesting i go here

[E@GLE]

I ban you for not telling me about this.

[durracell]

i ban you for banning my love:)

[Dee]

I ban you for posting a wierd ban

[durracell]

i ban you for thinking my ban is werid

[Dee]

I ban you because I am wierd
:eek::confused:

[MISGUIDED]

I ban you for everything anyone can think of in the world

[durracell]

i ban you for being unbanned

[Saffy]

I ban you for doing the impossible..

[VelvetThighs]

i ban your for your old sig borders

[Leon]

I ban your for having an unspeakable location.

[durracell]

i ban you for trying to be banned more times than me

[Dee]

I ban you so you can be banned more times than him

[Leon]

I ban you for banning him even though thats great :D

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for banning him even though thats great :D

I ban you on behalf of the great Dutch nation, who might call me a smelly clog but never a smelly welly!

[Leon]

I ban you for knowing too much...

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for knowing too much...

Toooooooooooooo easy, so I ban you for nearly making me take the obvious choice in my reason for banning you!

[jawwwwsh]

Toooooooooooooo easy, so I ban you for nearly making me take the obvious choice in my reason for banning you!

I ban you for not pointing out the obvious in your banning of Leon :P

[Dee]

I ban you for saying what I thought about SoD's post

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for having cool/funny avatar :)

[Tullia]

I ban you because we have too many people called Josh on the forum

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for daring to claim that the name josh shouldn't be adopted by everyone in a comunistical sense of togetherness!

[Tullia]

I ban you for daring to claim that the name josh shouldn't be adopted by everyone in a comunistical sense of togetherness!

I ban you in a McCarthyistic moment

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you in a McCarthyistic moment

I ban you for destroying worlds :)

[Ali-Cat]

I bann you for tormenting souls :P

[Dee]

I ban you for being a forum kitten

[D3moralizer]

I ban you because that tiger in your avvy kept giving me evil eyes

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for having a pixelated avatar, pixelation annoys me :)
Want me to make a new one with her in it??

[D3moralizer]

I ban you for having a pixelated avatar, pixelation annoys me :)
Want me to make a new one with her in it??

If your bored :P I just copy pasted link in off the net :P

I ban you for being able to do graphics when i never could be bothered learning

[durracell]

i ban you for banning josh
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[chris567]

i ban you for no apparent reason

[durracell]

i abn for for not giving me a reason or a damn

[SausageofDoom]

i abn for for not giving me a reason or a damn

I ban you unreasonably:P

[durracell]

i ban you or copying laikia:D:D:D:D

[SausageofDoom]

i ban you or copying laikia:D:D:D:D

And I ban you for being Cheshire Cattish at my expense :(

[durracell]

i ban you for making up a word
p.s did your husband make it back in time for xmas

[SausageofDoom]

i ban you for not believing in cattish (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cattish)

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for awesome. end of.

[chris567]

i ban for for not giving me a reason or a damn
everyone bans me for not giving a damn

so i ban you for no apparent reason and think of something else instead of me not giving a damn

[durracell]

you ban you for not calling me awesome :(:(:(

[chris567]

i ban you because you think your awesome

[durracell]

i ban you for
oh i cant ban you so i unbann you for calling me awesome

[Leon]

I ban you for being on this thread too much.

[chris567]

i ban you for interupting my me durracel
me durracell posting

[Leon]

I ban you for not making much sense.

[chris567]

i ban you for not making sense of it

[durracell]

i unban you again for owning leon
hugs

[chris567]

i ban you for well ...
i can't ban you

[durracell]

i ban you because i cant ban you

[chris567]

i ban you because you banned me when you couldn't

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you both for 5 minutes to get your breath!

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you both for 5 minutes to get your breath!

I ban you for making me ill

[Ali-Cat]

I bann you coz it might be fun :P

[joes991]

I ban you for likening Norwich. @hrb

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for making me ill

I ban you for being ill, and I never:eek:

[Hrbdefender]

I ban you for being ill, and I never:eek:

You so did, I was not ill before you said you thought I was:( So I ban you for lying

[durracell]

i ban you for never being ill
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[chris567]

i ban you for having odd shields

[durracell]

i ban you for only having one shield
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[Ali-Cat]

I bann you for not making sense

[Awsome-O]

i ban you for not liking enegizer @ durracell

[joes991]

i ban you for doing a prank on butters

[durracell]

i ban you for swearing

[joes991]

he is character on south park and i ban for liking Durracell

[Lord Richrich]

i ban you for not dualing with me

[joes991]

i ban you for being on darth vaders side.

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for wanting to dual with Durracell.

[Lord Richrich]

i ban you for making me cry

[Drillbit]

I ban you for wanting to dual with Durracell.

i ban you for having too many "W" in your name

[joes991]

I ban you for wanting to dual with Durracell.

i ban you for mocking jaws

[durracell]

i ban you for not dualing with me

i ban you for making me feel guilty

[Lord Richrich]

i ban you for having too many "W" in your name
i ban you for insulting my favourite person with an over elongated name

[jawwwwsh]

i ban you for insulting my favourite person with an over elongated name

I ban you for being nice to me :)

[durracell]

i banyou for banning a lord

[jawwwwsh]

i banyou for banning a lord

I ban you for either assuming my name is lord josh (cool!) or for attempting to ban someone further up than my post :)

[ickledevil]

i ban you for bein on the forum at the time you read this

[durracell]

I ban you for either assuming my name is lord josh (cool!) or for attempting to ban someone further up than my post :)

i ban you for failing at confusing me

[jawwwwsh]

i ban you for failing at confusing me

I ban you for not spelling duracell correctly ;)

[durracell]

i ban you for failing to relise that it is delibrate and if i dont i'll get sued

[Leon]

i ban you for failing to relise that it is delibrate and if i dont i'll get sued

I ban you for thinking chris567 could own me :P

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for thinking chris567 could own me :P

I ban you for being you :)

[Leon]

I ban you for being you :P

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for being you :P

I ban you for copying me!

[Leon]

I ban you for not realising it was a clause :P

[Lord Richrich]

i ban you cos im bored

[Leon]

I ban you for having a sig made by aps

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for having a sig made by aps

I ban you for having a sig made by you!

[Koloth]

I ban you for having a sig made by you!

I ban you for having an avatar i don't get:confused:

[Lord Richrich]

I ban you for having a sig made by you!
i ban you because i dont like your sig

[jawwwwsh]

I ban the lotta ya for suddenly going on an artwork offensive against me :(
the avvy your not meant to get, its just a goofy thing rampaging about, and the sig is cool dammit!!! :(

[D3moralizer]

I ban you therfore i am

[Lord Richrich]

I ban you therfore i am
i ban you twice
1, that is confusing
2, you demoralised my men

[jawwwwsh]

i ban you twice
1, that is confusing
2, you demoralised my men

its a play on the famous phrase "I think therefore I am" said by Rene Descartes :)

Heres a joke for all you intelects out there, one evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local pub. The barman approached and said, "Ah, good evening Mr Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?".

Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished. :)

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you for making me laugh :)

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for laughing at my joke, its a brilliant one to whip out at a pub, 98% of people dont get it, then the 2% who do laugh and you can look smug at the chaos you cause as everyone else suddenly tries to pretend to get it, but has no chance XD

[Dee]

I ban you because I dont get it :confused: :(

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you cause I explained it! Rene's phrase is "I think therefore I am", and the barman asks him if he wants a drink, his reply is then "I think not", and the phrase would then be "I think not so I am not" so he is not and vanishes!

[D3moralizer]

I ban you cause I explained it! Rene's phrase is "I think therefore I am", and the barman asks him if he wants a drink, his reply is then "I think not", and the phrase would then be "I think not so I am not" so he is not and vanishes!

I ban you cause that was an old joke :P

[jawwwwsh]

I ban you for, um, not putting thanks josh for the sig and avvy in your sig!!! :P

[no mercy]

I ban you for tormenting my soul.

[Dee]

I ban you because I can

[no mercy]

I ban you because you can't.

[Koloth]

I ban you because dee can't, but i can

[durracell]

i ban you for banning me in real life

[SausageofDoom]

I ban you because you are affecting my choice of AA batteries, I now automatically go for the coppertops, grrrrrrrrrr:)