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Kenny land
11 Jan 2009, 11:39 AM
Ok what you do is you make a wish and the person below you corrupts it.

For example
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Person 1

I wish for a dog
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Person 2

Your wish is granted but, the dog has rabies.

I wish for a cat.
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I wish for a cannon

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 11:50 AM
*mighty approval stamp*

Your cannon is ALWAYS pointed at you.

I wish for a lifetime of fresh healthy cheese. ^.^

D3moralizer
11 Jan 2009, 11:58 AM
But you are now lactose intolerant.

I wish to meet Avril :P

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 12:04 PM
You try to meet avril but get a restraining order, :D

I wish for a lifetime supply of cars.

the evil fishy
11 Jan 2009, 12:05 PM
but avril is dead. :P

i wish for eternal happiness to the people of france (hehe)

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 12:06 PM
You try to meet avril but get a restraining order, :D

I wish for a lifetime supply of cars.

Since you posted first...

You get a lifetime supply of toy cars that are rusty and smell like poo

I wish for a rank 1 Travian account (RANK ONE IN EVERYTHING! :D)

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 12:07 PM
Since you posted first...

You get a lifetime supply of toy cars that are rusty and smell like poo

I wish for a rank 1 Travian account (RANK ONE IN EVERYTHING! :D)

You get a rank 1 account, but your computer breaks,

I wish to be amazing at football
(if its possible to be any better :D)

D3moralizer
11 Jan 2009, 12:09 PM
You get a rank 1 account, but your computer breaks,

I wish to be amazing at football
(if its possible to be any better :D)

But you are then in a horrible accident putting you in a wheelchair

I wish i could magic my shopping in to save walking in the rain :(

c-map
11 Jan 2009, 12:11 PM
But the bags split as you magic your shoping in and all the stuf gets wet

I wish I was always happy

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 12:12 PM
But you are then in a horrible accident putting you in a wheelchair

I wish i could magic my shopping in to save walking in the rain :(

I'll let someone else do this one :D

But the wheelchair is !!savage!! :mad:

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 12:22 PM
But the bags split as you magic your shoping in and all the stuf gets wet

I wish I was always happy

You are 'always' happy until you die...5 seconds later. But at least you died happy? If that's some consolation.

I wish everyone was Australian.

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 12:27 PM
You are 'always' happy until you die...5 seconds later. But at least you died happy? If that's some consolation.

I wish everyone was Australian.

Everyone turns Australian, but you find out 10 minutes later you hate them :D

I wish everyone ate haggis.

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 12:31 PM
You turn into haggis ingredients muahahahaha man this is a fun game xD

I wish everyone was beautiful. (not just for my own benefit, I'm a selfless man)

WeWorshipFred
11 Jan 2009, 12:36 PM
You turn into haggis ingredients muahahahaha man this is a fun game xD

I wish everyone was beautiful. (not just for my own benefit, I'm a selfless man)

You become so ugly everyone is beautiful compared to you. :)

I wish to be ruler of the world

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 12:37 PM
You become ruler of the world and everyone moves to Mars.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 12:38 PM
You become ruler of the world and everyone moves to Mars.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Thats unbeatable :( He ruined the game :P

DragonFyre
11 Jan 2009, 12:39 PM
You turn into Chuck Norris, but the real Chuck comes along and pwns you.

I wish I had a slice of cake.

Psycho
11 Jan 2009, 12:42 PM
You turn into Chuck Norris, but the real Chuck comes along and pwns you.

I wish I had a slice of cake.

You get it thrown in your face

I wish I never had to sleep.

c-map
11 Jan 2009, 12:42 PM
There is a desese that does this and leads to a horable death you cach it

I wish evryone on travian bowed down and worshiped ME

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 12:43 PM
You turn into Chuck Norris, but the real Chuck comes along and pwns you.

I wish I had a slice of cake.

You get a slice of cake but a bird flys by and eats it right out of your hand,

i wish i was rich, so i could buy everything i wanted.

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 12:45 PM
There is a desese that does this and leads to a horable death you cach it

I wish evryone on travian bowed down and worshiped ME

Since you posted first...

They bow down and worship you...BUT it's a lie, they were lulling you into a false sense of security! Mutiny! A riot! Everyone takes up maces and pitchforks, with the occasional flaming torch, storms your palace and slays you there and then.

I wish I was smarter.

Psycho
11 Jan 2009, 12:46 PM
There is a desese that does this and leads to a horable death you cach it

I wish evryone on travian bowed down and worshiped ME

Every bows down and worships you, then they sacrifice you to free your godly soul from it's mortal chains.


Since you posted first...

They bow down and worship you...BUT it's a lie, they were lulling you into a false sense of security! Mutiny! A riot! Everyone takes up maces and pitchforks, with the occasional flaming torch, storms your palace and slays you there and then.

I wish I was smarter.

Did you know that the faster something moves, the heavier it gets? You are now a *little* smarter.

I wish that I had a never-ending packet of Tim Tams (just like the ads :D) (T_B would get this)

Asrue2
11 Jan 2009, 01:01 PM
You choke on the Tim Tams (They're a kind of biscuit, I believe)

I wish I was popular at school.

angroy
11 Jan 2009, 01:04 PM
You are so popular, a less popular person hires an assasin and you die:P!
I wish People on the forum didnt keep posting before me on this type of thing

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 01:05 PM
You choke on the Tim Tams (They're a kind of biscuit, I believe)

I wish I was popular at school.

Your popular at school, but everyone you liked left :D

I wish I got free gold to spend. :P

c-map
11 Jan 2009, 01:05 PM
You get free gold but the server ends

I wish I could remember french spellings.

Psycho
11 Jan 2009, 01:09 PM
You get free gold but the server ends

I wish I could remember french spellings.

You remember french spellings. You then forget English spellings

I wish I could travel in time.

angroy
11 Jan 2009, 01:09 PM
You cause a paradox and stop existing
I wish I had 999,999,999.82p:D

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 01:09 PM
Game aside, let me describe Tim Tams.

They are like a tower of pure joy. First, an outer coating of milk chocolate, the kind that melts into your mouth with a subtle explosion of sweet cocoa. A layer of chocolate wafer follows that crumbles deliciously in your mouth and the genius contradiction of crunch and soft chocolate mixes together in your mouth like a party of flavour. Only the strongest of wills could prevent you from reaching for another.

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 01:12 PM
Game aside, let me describe Tim Tams.

They are like a tower of pure joy. First, an outer coating of milk chocolate, the kind that melts into your mouth with a subtle explosion of sweet cocoa. A layer of chocolate wafer follows that crumbles deliciously in your mouth and the genius contradiction of crunch and soft chocolate mixes together in your mouth like a party of flavour. Only the strongest of wills could prevent you from reaching for another.

You make them sound so tasty. ;)

lunarkim
11 Jan 2009, 01:15 PM
I wish I had 999,999,999.82p:D

But then the value of money drops, so your pennies would only buy you a chocolate bar.



I wish all 3 year olds would stop saying "whyyyyy??"

Travian_Bard
11 Jan 2009, 01:16 PM
I love them! Oh and on another off topic note (but hey this whole area is full of spam, so whatever) they recently had strawberry Tim Tams for breast cancer! GENIUS MUCH!? Added to the above description they had this layer of gooey something-a-rather, the point is it was sweet and tasted like lovely strawberries. <3 it! :D And you can feel less guilty, because it's for a charitable cause, right?

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 01:20 PM
But then the value of money drops, so your pennies would only buy you a chocolate bar.



I wish all 3 year olds would stop saying "whyyyyy??"

They all stop saying whhhhhhy but then they turn 4 :D

I wish i was famous.

D3moralizer
11 Jan 2009, 01:23 PM
They all stop saying whhhhhhy but then they turn 4 :D

I wish i was famous.

You become Britney Spears

I wish i could fly

Hrbdefender
11 Jan 2009, 01:25 PM
You become Britney Spears

I wish i could fly

You catch Bird Flu

I wish Norwich would win the league

Kendo
11 Jan 2009, 01:27 PM
You catch Bird Flu

I wish Norwich would win the league

After winning they disband

Wish I was taller

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 01:27 PM
After winning they disband

Wish I was taller


You become taller but everyone else becomes giants.

I wish I was a pug.

scorpiain
11 Jan 2009, 02:14 PM
You become a pug

But then you get eaten by cannibals (Yes pugs have cannibals too)

I wish i was d3moralizer

^.^

Kenny land
11 Jan 2009, 02:33 PM
Granted - but that in itself is a punishment :p

I wish I ruled a nation of smurfs o_0

Leon
11 Jan 2009, 02:42 PM
The smurfs revolt and eat you

I wish i was god.

[Edit] = For those who believe in him excluding me.

Adkill
11 Jan 2009, 02:44 PM
The smurfs revolt and eat you

I wish i was god.

[Edit] = For those who believe in him excluding me.

You become a God to fleas.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Kenny land
11 Jan 2009, 02:44 PM
The smurfs revolt and eat you

I wish i was god.

[Edit] = For those who believe in him excluding me.

The devil finds a away to Unfreeze the 7th circle and comes and Kills you


I wish for a new guitar

DragonFyre
11 Jan 2009, 02:48 PM
You get a new guitar but someone steals it
I wish I could be bothered to do my homework :(

Psycho
11 Jan 2009, 02:48 PM
You become a God to fleas.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Since you posted first...

You finally think of a wish: I wish I would die. That wish is granted.

I wish the next season of Doctor Who would come to Australia already!

major biscuit
11 Jan 2009, 03:00 PM
Since you posted first...

You finally think of a wish: I wish I would die. That wish is granted.

I wish the next season of Doctor Who would come to Australia already!

i comes but your tv brakes

i wish i had more teapots

MISGUIDED
11 Jan 2009, 03:51 PM
i comes but your tv brakes

i wish i had more teapots

You got a million more teapots, and then forgot the teabags. Then after noticing your house blew up, and all the teapots were broke! :eek:

I wish i could live for ever...

c-map
11 Jan 2009, 03:58 PM
Liveing for ever is a great form of torment.

I wish my raids would hurry up

MISGUIDED
11 Jan 2009, 04:02 PM
Liveing for ever is a great form of torment.

I wish my raids would hurry up

They come back in 5 seconds and then starve

I wish i could fly

H1t_MaN
11 Jan 2009, 04:12 PM
They come back in 5 seconds and then starve

I wish i could fly

You learn how to fly, but crash into a window,

I wish i had some pie.

Asrue2
11 Jan 2009, 04:56 PM
7 man eating birds were laying in wait beneath the pastry.

I wish we had the cool smileys from .com
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 5 seconds.

WeWorshipFred
11 Jan 2009, 05:21 PM
7 man eating birds were laying in wait beneath the pastry.

I wish we had the cool smileys from .com
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 5 seconds.

We get the smileys but a second later you get perma banned (mwahaha)

I wish I had 3 wishes.

Turn
11 Jan 2009, 05:38 PM
We get the smileys but a second later you get perma banned (mwahaha)

I wish I had 3 wishes.

You do but they all backfire, basic genie logic really

I wish I knew what to play for my music exam this tuesday.

Adkill
11 Jan 2009, 05:41 PM
You do but they all backfire, basic genie logic really

I wish I knew what to play for my music exam this tuesday.

You figure out what to play, but then your arm gets broken.


I wish I didn't have Art tomorrow.

MISGUIDED
11 Jan 2009, 05:43 PM
You figure out what to play, but then your arm gets broken.

Since he posted first.

I wish I didn't have Art tomorrow.

You have a supply teacher as your teacher has rabies, and then you have to do Maths instead :P

Richardw07
11 Jan 2009, 08:09 PM
(he didn't have a wish)

I wish for mince pies and brandy cream

Kenny land
11 Jan 2009, 09:04 PM
They are poisoned :o

I wish I could fail my mental maths

hwoo
11 Jan 2009, 09:33 PM
but in tring to fail you answer every single question correctly

i wish for controll over the universe.

DragonFyre
11 Jan 2009, 09:54 PM
You have control over the universe but it's too big and you get so confused about what's happening, your head explodes :)

I wish I didnt procrastinate so much

Hrbdefender
11 Jan 2009, 09:58 PM
You have control over the universe but it's too big and you get so confused about what's happening, your head explodes :)

I wish I didnt procrastinate so much

You are too keen for the job you apply to so you get turned down.

I wish my wardrobe was not full of Furbelow clothes

WeWorshipFred
11 Jan 2009, 10:23 PM
You are too keen for the job you apply to so you get turned down.

I wish my wardrobe was not full of Furbelow clothes

You have no clothes at all and have to walk around naked all day.

I wish I had a moped and a lisence. >.<

Hrbdefender
11 Jan 2009, 10:25 PM
You have no clothes at all and have to walk around naked all day.

I wish I had a moped and a lisence. >.<

Your moped gets stolen.

I wish I had the voice of an angel, well I do already but I have to play along

hwoo
11 Jan 2009, 10:57 PM
Your moped gets stolen.

I wish I had the voice of an angel, well I do already but I have to play along

people hate you for your voice as it eceeds that of everyone and you are forced never to speak again.

i want a ginat marshmellow castle for the fun of it.

Saffy
11 Jan 2009, 11:05 PM
people hate you for your voice as it eceeds that of everyone and you are forced never to speak again.

i want a ginat marshmellow castle for the fun of it.
It would be eaten by ants

I want unlimited magical powers that will never disappear, and i want to be able to use it whenever.

nerrr

King Gary
11 Jan 2009, 11:15 PM
It would be eaten by ants

I want unlimited magical powers that will never disappear, and i want to be able to use it whenever.

nerrr

Unfortunately, your powers do exactly the opposite of whatever you wanted

I want a glass of coke

hwoo
11 Jan 2009, 11:16 PM
Unfortunately, your powers do exactly the opposite of whatever you wanted

I want a glass of coke

the coke has been poisend by the KGB

i want to fly without any kind of technology

Tullia
12 Jan 2009, 12:51 AM
i want to fly without any kind of technology


you can fly but meet the fact of Icarus

I wish I was happy :)

try and corrupt that one you gits

Travian_Bard
12 Jan 2009, 01:34 AM
You are happy, but as you did not specify a time period, your happiness is cut short in 0.12835 seconds when a non-PG13 tragedy strikes that I shall not describe.

I wish for a pet panda.

Tullia
12 Jan 2009, 01:54 AM
You are happy, but as you did not specify a time period, your happiness is cut short in 0.12835 seconds when a non-PG13 tragedy strikes that I shall not describe.

I wish for a pet panda.

You get one, then I steal it and so am happy again, defeating your post above.

I wish for nothing to change, since I am happy and have a pet panda, life is perfect.

Twisted Jo
12 Jan 2009, 02:46 AM
I wish for nothing to change, since I am happy and have a pet panda, life is perfect.

everything changes you become sad that your panda has been stolen

I wish that my drink had a straw

Spidra
12 Jan 2009, 05:12 AM
I wish that my drink had a straw

Your drink has a straw with a hole in it. You get wet. Sorry.

I wish I was better than I am.


------------------------------------------------
Love and lollipops
-----------------------------------------------

Psycho
12 Jan 2009, 06:25 AM
You become 0.00001% better... but hey it's an improvement right?

I wish I had a room with a moose! (hehe)

Spidra
12 Jan 2009, 06:34 AM
It leads to your Moosey Fate.


I wish Travian hadn't stolen my life.

______________________________
Love and lollipops.
_____________________________

Psycho
12 Jan 2009, 06:40 AM
It leads to your Moosey Fate.


I wish Travian hadn't stolen my life.

______________________________
Love and lollipops.
_____________________________

ROFL @ moosey fate :D Invader Zim FTW

Travian gives your life back, along with a huge very public apology and $10M USD. You are then assasinated and robbed.

I wish macemen built and travelled faster than they already do.

Spidra
12 Jan 2009, 06:50 AM
Your wish is granted but all the other players tire of the game and immeditly quit so your all alone.... and I get my life back.

I wish I had some RUBBER PANTS

Love and lollipops. xxxx

DragonFyre
12 Jan 2009, 08:10 AM
You have your rubber pants (:confused:) but they smell like poop

I wish I wasnt distracted so easily

Psycho
12 Jan 2009, 08:17 AM
Your wish is granted but all the other players tire of the game and immeditly quit so your all alone.... and I get my life back.

I wish I had some RUBBER PANTS

Love and lollipops. xxxx

Invader Zim reference therefore...

You're RUBBER PANTS give you radiation poisoning.


You have your rubber pants (:confused:) but they smell like poop

I wish I wasnt distracted so easily

You instead never stop studying and have no life.

I wish that I have a touch screen for Windows 7 :)

Richardw07
12 Jan 2009, 08:23 AM
you get touch screen but your fingers are forever covered in chocolate, and don't try to eat the chocolate because it's poisoned

I wish i had i new wireless printer that WORKED and didn't have any problems what so ever, and there's no way it could possibly go wrong. It can print in colour AND black and white.

D3moralizer
12 Jan 2009, 08:24 AM
Any document you try to print gets corrupted

I want to pass my exam this afternoon

Kenny land
12 Jan 2009, 05:07 PM
Granted (Im not going to corrupt that - Im too nice ;D)

I wish I had a new guitar

DragonFyre
12 Jan 2009, 06:57 PM
You get the guitar, but you break the strings and all spare guitar strings in the world have mysteriously disappeared.

I wish I could solve this damn rubix cube

Adkill
12 Jan 2009, 06:59 PM
You solve the cube, but it turns out to be a bomb and blows you up.
And now you fear Rubiks cubes forever.

I wish that my computer would download MSN faster.

Drillbit
12 Jan 2009, 07:06 PM
You solve the cube, but it turns out to be a bomb and blows you up.
And now you fear Rubiks cubes forever.

I wish that my computer would download MSN faster.


you get instant downloads but you also download a virus and you get a blue screen of death and lose all your data.

i wish i dint suffer from depresion:(

c-map
12 Jan 2009, 07:46 PM
You get rid of deppression by leaveing travian.

You get withdrawl symptoms from leaveing travian.

I wish I had more wishes

VelvetThighs
12 Jan 2009, 07:50 PM
your next wish is for you to have none more

i wish i could solve my cube in under a minute

Kenny land
12 Jan 2009, 08:18 PM
your next wish is for you to have none more

i wish i could solve my cube in under a minute

Granted but before you can tell anyone you get hit with a blunt weapon to the head this killing you :( RIP - you will be missed

I wish I hadn't broken the tip on one of my darts :(

VelvetThighs
12 Jan 2009, 08:19 PM
Granted but before you can tell anyone you get hit with a blunt weapon to the head this killing you :( RIP - you will be missed

I wish I hadn't broken the tip on one of my darts :(

your darts are fixed but you can never see a dartboard again

i wish i had my new computer

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:24 PM
your darts are fixed but you can never see a dartboard again

i wish i had my new computer

You do but it has a virus

I wish for arsenal to win the premiership

VelvetThighs
12 Jan 2009, 08:26 PM
they win but go bust next season

i wish i had a better memory

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:28 PM
they win but go bust next season

i wish i had a better memory

You do then you get hit in the head by a bat

I wish that i was immortal

Kenny land
12 Jan 2009, 08:34 PM
Granted but you also become 700 years old and loose any form of bladder control :o

I wish Derby would beat Man U in the Carling cup second leg (I've already booked tickets for the final o_0)

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:36 PM
Granted but you also become 700 years old and loose any form of bladder control :o

I wish Derby would beat Man U in the Carling cup second leg (I've already booked tickets for the final o_0)

They do but all their players get killed on the way home

I wish that a mod posts next

Kenny land
12 Jan 2009, 08:37 PM
Granted - I gained temporary mod status and posted this - then lost it :(


I wish I had my Mod status back :)

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:40 PM
Granted - I gained temporary mod status and posted this - then lost it :(


I wish I had my Mod status back :)

granted but it was for 1 second so you didn't know it

I wish that nobody posts next

Kenny land
12 Jan 2009, 08:43 PM
Granted - I change my forum name to Nobody but then it got changed back

I wish Chris567 would stop trying to make this thread a failboat

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:47 PM
Granted - I change my forum name to Nobody but then it got changed back

I wish Chris567 would stop trying to make this thread a failboat

i did but for 1 minute

i wish i could keep annoying Kennyland

Adkill
12 Jan 2009, 08:53 PM
i did but for 1 minute

i wish i could keep annoying Kennyland

Granted, but he gets so annoyed that he finds your house and stabs you.

I wish people would see these things coming.

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:55 PM
Granted, but he gets so annoyed that he finds your house and stabs you.

I wish people would see these things coming.

They do but can't be bothered to do anything about it

I wish that my house was a mansion

Adkill
12 Jan 2009, 08:56 PM
They do but can't be bothered to do anything about it

I wish that my house was a mansion

The mansion collapses on top of you.

I wish I had a wish.

chris567
12 Jan 2009, 08:58 PM
The mansion collapses on top of you.

I wish I had a wish.

You do but its against the laws of wishing

i wish that england won everything

Kenny land
12 Jan 2009, 09:13 PM
Granted - I 'aint corrupting that :p

I wish I didn't have to do cross country training tomorrow

Awsome-O
12 Jan 2009, 09:36 PM
you dont but you instead you have to walk around the equatior or die

i wish to have my wishes uncorruptable

Drillbit
12 Jan 2009, 09:41 PM
your wishs are uncorruptable however all your wishs are taken away.

i wish i wasnt at work

WeWorshipFred
12 Jan 2009, 09:45 PM
your wishs are uncorruptable however all your wishs are taken away.

i wish i wasnt at work

You lose your job and become homeless. Whey.

I wish to not have an exam tommorow.

Drillbit
12 Jan 2009, 09:46 PM
you fail all your exams and end up homeless and unable to get a job

i wish ppl were nicer

King Gary
12 Jan 2009, 10:00 PM
you fail all your exams and end up homeless and unable to get a job

i wish ppl were nicer

Relative to you, everybody does become nicer. As a result your social standing drops as we all realise you're not so nice anymore ;)

I wish getting drunk didn't involve a hangover.

MISGUIDED
12 Jan 2009, 10:46 PM
Relative to you, everybody does become nicer. As a result your social standing drops as we all realise you're not so nice anymore ;)

I wish getting drunk didn't involve a hangover.

you didnt get a hang over again, but then found out that there was no alcohol left on the planet

i wish i could fly

Ali-Cat
13 Jan 2009, 12:45 AM
you didnt get a hang over again, but then found out that there was no alcohol left on the planet

i wish i could fly

you learn to fly but discover you are terrified of heights


I wish for a day with out pain :(

Tullia
13 Jan 2009, 01:14 AM
you get it, but then you forget it


i wish for chocolate cake now

Koloth
13 Jan 2009, 01:16 AM
you get it, but then you forget it


i wish for chocolate cake now

I offer you cake or death! Oh wait i've run out of cake.

I wish my bike hadn't been vandalised

Tullia
13 Jan 2009, 12:09 PM
I offer you cake or death! Oh wait i've run out of cake.

I wish my bike hadn't been vandalised

your bike was not vandalised but you lose both legs in a horrific accident and can never cycle again


I'm still wishing for chocolate cake now

Ali-Cat
13 Jan 2009, 12:52 PM
your bike was not vandalised but you lose both legs in a horrific accident and can never cycle again


I'm still wishing for chocolate cake now

You get the chocolate cake but discover you are allergic

I wish for a new computer

Leon
13 Jan 2009, 05:42 PM
You get the chocolate cake but discover you are allergic

I wish for a new computer

You Get the computer but its your least favourite colour and it blows up seconds after you set it up giving you a shock.

Kenny land
13 Jan 2009, 05:56 PM
You Get the computer but its your least favourite colour and it blows up seconds after you set it up giving you a shock.

He didn't wish

I wish for another 360 controller

Leon
13 Jan 2009, 06:26 PM
You dont know the greatest wish of all is one that you keep to yourself :P

You get the controller but it blows up and mouldy pie paste covers you and your room.

I wish for chocolate that i dont eat and dont touch and dont see ever.

Adkill
13 Jan 2009, 06:31 PM
You dont know the greatest wish of all is one that you keep to yourself :P

You get the controller but it blows up and mouldy pie paste covers you and your room.

I wish for chocolate that i dont eat and dont touch and dont see ever.

You get a giant bar of chocolate that is five inches thick, and it is put into a freezer where you can't see it. However, one day, you are posting your mindless spam on the Travian forum, maybe even making a new wish, and someone takes the chocolate from the freezer and sneaks up to the computer, while you - oblivious to the imminent danger - continue to post and type, the clatter of the keyboard drowning out any sounds that the assailant-to-be makes. Raising the bar above his head, your attacker brings it down upon your own head, smashing the chocolate, but simultaneously rupturing your brain and killing you.

I wish drawing maps didn't take so long.

chris567
13 Jan 2009, 06:37 PM
I wish drawing maps didn't take so long.

Wish granted but you draw so quickly your hand really hurts then drops off

i wish that i had quicker internet

Leon
13 Jan 2009, 06:50 PM
Your internet gets so quick it blows up and your house is taken off the internet list and santas/ Sod's.

I am hungry...(this is my wish sorta)

durracell
13 Jan 2009, 08:01 PM
you get food but its poisned
i wish i could spel

Kenny land
13 Jan 2009, 08:02 PM
Granted (I aint mucking that up)

I wish more people would make the same wish a durracell

durracell
13 Jan 2009, 08:03 PM
they do but then the whole world can spell so you have no one to laugh at

i wish i was a billionaire

King Gary
13 Jan 2009, 10:01 PM
they do but then the whole world can spell so you have no one to laugh at

i wish i was a billionaire

You inherit a billion zimbabwean dollars from a long lost uncle.

I wish i could come up with a wish

WeWorshipFred
13 Jan 2009, 10:27 PM
You inherit a billion zimbabwean dollars from a long lost uncle.

I wish i could come up with a wish

You manage to come up with one, unfortunatly you wish for death. And it's granted.

I wish I had more posts

Kenny land
14 Jan 2009, 07:23 AM
Granted but they were spam so you get banned :(

I wish for eternal life

Travian_Bard
14 Jan 2009, 09:28 AM
You spend your eternal life at the bottom of the ocean, resurrecting every hour only to drown within minutes...rinse and repeat...for eternity...oh and you're tied up and covered in concrete in a giant locked chest inside a huge steel cage in the bottom of a deep crevasse. Have fun!

I wish school holidays didn't seem to go so much quicker than normal school days...:(

D3moralizer
14 Jan 2009, 09:35 AM
You spend your eternal life at the bottom of the ocean, resurrecting every hour only to drown within minutes...rinse and repeat...for eternity...oh and you're tied up and covered in concrete in a giant locked chest inside a huge steel cage in the bottom of a deep crevasse. Have fun!

I wish school holidays didn't seem to go so much quicker than normal school days...:(

They seem to last twice as long now but a new law cancels school Holidays

I wish i could actually Revise

jawwwwsh
14 Jan 2009, 09:46 AM
You suddenly get brilliant at revising, but you get so good, you forget to eat, drink or sleep and subsequently die ^^

I wish new years hadn't happened.

Kingers
14 Jan 2009, 09:52 AM
New years didnt happen. But now we're are stuck in perpetual Groundhog Day monotony. Don't forgot to send off those Imperians tonight.. BAH THEY'RE BACK AGAIN! :(

I wish for true love.

Travian_Bard
14 Jan 2009, 10:01 AM
You fall in 'true love' but she/he/it (depending on your preferences) leaves you. You committ suicide out of grief.

I wish I had a pet that looked like Kingers' avatar (cute licky ghost xD)

D3moralizer
14 Jan 2009, 10:09 AM
You fall in 'true love' but she/he/it (depending on your preferences) leaves you. You committ suicide out of grief.

I wish I had a pet that looked like Kingers' avatar (cute licky ghost xD)

You get the pet and grow incredibly attached to it then it dies. You can't handle the pains of this world anymore and kill yourself

I wish i already had my degree

jawwwwsh
14 Jan 2009, 10:11 AM
I wish i already had my degree

You wake up and find an honorary degree for sports science from northampton university in the post, and subsequently get kicked out of your university, and as the degree you now have is so rubbish, you become a professional bum :)

I wish for a girl.

Travian_Bard
14 Jan 2009, 10:47 AM
You get a girl...spider...who poisons you...and eats you (obviously over a long period of time).

I wish for a better computer.

jawwwwsh
14 Jan 2009, 10:51 AM
You get a girl...spider...who poisons you...and eats you (obviously over a long period of time).

I wish for a better computer.

you get given a better computer by a mysterious stranger, but it turns out to be like the PCs from the start of Die hard 4.0 and it blows up, killing you and your family.

I wish for 'god' to come to earth and chat about life with me :)

Tullia
14 Jan 2009, 12:08 PM
you get given a better computer by a mysterious stranger, but it turns out to be like the PCs from the start of Die hard 4.0 and it blows up, killing you and your family.

I wish for 'god' to come to earth and chat about life with me :)



She does, but it sends you insane.

I still wish for chocolate cake.

jawwwwsh
14 Jan 2009, 12:36 PM
You get a chocolate cake, but it turns out to taste like it was created using pig rear end meat :)

I wish for more Big Bang Theory episodes now!!

Travian_Bard
14 Jan 2009, 01:18 PM
OMG I LOVE BIG BANG THEORY! Have you seen the latest one? "Die toaster, die!" xD Man, I seriously love that show so much, although I feel it has decreased in quality since the first season, it is still one of my favourite things (not just TV shows, one of my favourite things evar!!!)

Back on topic, you get more Big Bang Theory episodes, but it turns out the current company sold it to a Japanese firm that turned it into another Pokemon franchise, Big Pokemon Theory and Sheldon is just a big angry shark that shoots bubbles from his bum.

I wish everyone watched Big Bang Theory so I could sit around and just quote random lines and we could all smile and reflect on how awesome it is...

Hrbdefender
14 Jan 2009, 05:09 PM
OMG I LOVE BIG BANG THEORY! Have you seen the latest one? "Die toaster, die!" xD Man, I seriously love that show so much, although I feel it has decreased in quality since the first season, it is still one of my favourite things (not just TV shows, one of my favourite things evar!!!)

Back on topic, you get more Big Bang Theory episodes, but it turns out the current company sold it to a Japanese firm that turned it into another Pokemon franchise, Big Pokemon Theory and Sheldon is just a big angry shark that shoots bubbles from his bum.

I wish everyone watched Big Bang Theory so I could sit around and just quote random lines and we could all smile and reflect on how awesome it is...

I love show too much so I shall not corrupt your wish.

I wish Norwich would get a good manager

Carrothead
14 Jan 2009, 05:11 PM
I love show too much so I shall not corrupt your wish.

I wish Norwich would get a good manager

They get a good manager, go bankrupt, and lose all their players.


I wish we could fly spaceships.

Adkill
14 Jan 2009, 05:13 PM
We all fly space-ships, but the rise in vehicular use causes thousands of deaths due to crashes.

Is The Big Bang Theory still on in the UK? I thought it was big brother (which doesn't even deserve capital letters).

I wish big brother would end.

Aecides
14 Jan 2009, 05:16 PM
It ends but then a new sitcom starts on all channels, 24 hours, called "big sister". The more annoying version of big brother.

Turn
14 Jan 2009, 05:17 PM
Big Brother ends

Davina now hosts as many shows as Fearne Cotton..

All will to live life ends as a result..

:p

I wish I had more hobnobs, and that they were'n tover or undercooked, poisonous, contained some sort of killing device or anything that can harm me, don't give me indigestion and taste good

Good luck :)

Hrbdefender
14 Jan 2009, 05:19 PM
Big Brother ends

Davina now hosts as many shows as Fearne Cotton..

All will to live life ends as a result..

:p

I wish I had more hobnobs, and that they were'n tover or undercooked, poisonous, contained some sort of killing device or anything that can harm me, don't give me indigestion and taste good

Good luck :)

You try dipping them in tea but alas they go soggy.

I wish you all the luck in the world8)

Carrothead
14 Jan 2009, 05:20 PM
Big Brother ends

Davina now hosts as many shows as Fearne Cotton..

All will to live life ends as a result..

:p

I wish I had more hobnobs, and that they were'n tover or undercooked, poisonous, contained some sort of killing device or anything that can harm me, don't give me indigestion and taste good

Good luck :)

You get the hobnobs, but drop them in a vat of radioactive waste. They grow legs and run away.

I wish for a new seies of Life on Mars.

Adkill
14 Jan 2009, 05:21 PM
Big Brother ends

Davina now hosts as many shows as Fearne Cotton..

All will to live life ends as a result..

:p

I wish I had more hobnobs, and that they were'n tover or undercooked, poisonous, contained some sort of killing device or anything that can harm me, don't give me indigestion and taste good

Good luck :)

Someone sees you eating the delicious hobnobs, which are no longer being made, takes a bat and mugs you for them. As he runs away, hobnobs in hand, your body lays sprawled on the floor, a trickle of blood sliding slowly down your face, and a half-eaten hobnob in your hand.

I wish for something.

EDIT: I liked my version better. :P

Turn
14 Jan 2009, 05:23 PM
Someone sees you eating the delicious hobnobs, which are no longer being made, takes a bat and mugs you for them. As he runs away, hobnobs in hand, your body lays sprawled on the floor, a trickle of blood sliding slowly down your face, and a half-eaten hobnob in your hand.

I wish for something.

EDIT: I liked my version better. :P

You get something, and it's in packaging. MUAHAHA

I wish for hobnobs that aren't soggy, have legs, or get me spawled.. Or the above mentioned features ^_^

chris567
14 Jan 2009, 05:26 PM
You get the hobnobs, but drop them in a vat of radioactive waste. They grow legs and run away.

I wish for a new seies of Life on Mars.

Granted but Gene Hunt gets old and boring and the show becomes rubbish

i wish for a load of unburnable money

Hrbdefender
14 Jan 2009, 05:26 PM
You get something, and it's in packaging. MUAHAHA

I wish for hobnobs that aren't soggy, have legs, or get me spawled.. Or the above mentioned features ^_^

They sell out before you get to the shop.

Now do my wish from above

Turn
14 Jan 2009, 05:42 PM
I wish you all the luck in the world8)

I get so lucky that it overwhelms me, I become independant as no matter where I go I get what I want unexpectadely, it loses me my friends and my life, but I'm so damn lucky I can't die.

I'd say wishing for someone else is mean :P

Actually since it's meant to backfire on YOU

I get all the luck in the world, end of. :)

I wish people who can spell, would do..

jawwwwsh
14 Jan 2009, 05:55 PM
People learn to spell, and become so finickey about it that they are constantly correcting you until you finally go mad, shoot someone who tells you not to use an improper noun in that context and end up doing a life-stretch behind bars :)

I wish I knew why on earth the police have cordonned off the road leading to my driveway and wont tell me why!!

D3moralizer
14 Jan 2009, 06:04 PM
People learn to spell, and become so finickey about it that they are constantly correcting you until you finally go mad, shoot someone who tells you not to use an improper noun in that context and end up doing a life-stretch behind bars :)

I wish I knew why on earth the police have cordonned off the road leading to my driveway and wont tell me why!!

They tell you why but it's because your family was murdered.

I wish i had a more reliable internet connection

ickledevil
14 Jan 2009, 06:04 PM
People learn to spell, and become so finickey about it that they are constantly correcting you until you finally go mad, shoot someone who tells you not to use an improper noun in that context and end up doing a life-stretch behind bars :)

I wish I knew why on earth the police have cordonned off the road leading to my driveway and wont tell me why!!

They tell you why and you only just work out that its your house and cordonned off because of the smell of you socks

i wish i could play Psychosocial by slipknot on the drums

chris567
14 Jan 2009, 06:49 PM
They tell you why and you only just work out that its your house and cordonned off because of the smell of you socks

i wish i could play Psychosocial by slipknot on the drums

Granted you play it so quickly you break your drums and you can't play again

Answer my wish from further up the page please

Leon
14 Jan 2009, 06:54 PM
Granted you play it so quickly you break your drums and you can't play again

Answer my wish from further up the page please
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Granted but Gene Hunt gets old and boring and the show becomes rubbish

i wish for a load of unburnable money

You get the money but someone suffocates you with it in your sleep ;)

I wish to have another wish that i dont use ;)

Kenny land
14 Jan 2009, 07:32 PM
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You get the money but someone suffocates you with it in your sleep ;)

I wish to have another wish that i dont use ;)

Granted - but You never use it in the end and it is just one of those things thats sat there doing nothing, like a treadmill

I wish for cake

Leon
14 Jan 2009, 07:33 PM
Granted - but You never use it in the end and it is just one of those things thats sat there doing nothing, like a treadmill

I wish for cake

Yay my wish wasn't corrupted properly :D

Your cake is made of rat posion and when you eat it you die.

SausageofDoom
14 Jan 2009, 07:47 PM
Yay my wish wasn't corrupted properly :D

Your cake is made of rat posion and when you eat it you die.

Your wish is dissolved in bitterness of invisibilty

I wish I knew what was going on. :confused:

Leon
14 Jan 2009, 09:28 PM
You find out but it involves you and its insulting so you get upset run away to holland do the hokey pokey do a backflip and break your ankle then you commit suicide as a hollandishian calls you a smelly welly.

SausageofDoom
14 Jan 2009, 09:44 PM
You find out but it involves you and its insulting so you get upset run away to holland do the hokey pokey do a backflip and break your ankle then you commit suicide as a hollandishian calls you a smelly welly.

Why, thank you!

What is your wish? For I shall not fail to corrupt it if only i knew what it is!

Leon
14 Jan 2009, 10:01 PM
Oops ok my wish is

SoD Has a great life and many a fun time.

jawwwwsh
14 Jan 2009, 10:03 PM
Oops ok my wish is

SoD Has a great life and many a fun time.

SoD gets the granted funtime, but suddenly notices you appear to be hitting on him over a web forum, leaves travian for ever, and everyone becomes sad and shuns you from the society for scaring away SoD :)

I wish for it to be tomorrow morning!!!

Leon
14 Jan 2009, 10:04 PM
SoD gets the granted funtime, but suddenly notices you appear to be hitting on him over a web forum, leaves travian for ever, and everyone becomes sad and shuns you from the society for scaring away SoD :)

I wish for it to be tomorrow morning!!!

You make it too easy :P

Five words=The end of the world

My wish=I wish i had food.

SausageofDoom
14 Jan 2009, 10:08 PM
You make it too easy :P

Five words=The end of the world

My wish=I wish i had food.

Find lots of food, but realise it is all past its use by date

I wish I could get some sleep

WeWorshipFred
14 Jan 2009, 10:55 PM
Find lots of food, but realise it is all past its use by date

I wish I could get some sleep

You sleep for 10 years and when you wake up the world has completley changed.

I wish I was allowed to choose all the A levels I want to.

Travian_Bard
15 Jan 2009, 04:32 AM
You are only allowed to choose your A levels at My Little Pony College, where available subjects include riding, horse maintenance, braiding horse hair, and miscellanious subjects on the use of hairbrushes and mirrors for admiring yourself. If this doesn't actually corrupt your wish, I would be worried.

I wish for a bottle of vanilla coke with no imperfections, but that no one else wants, that I have perfect health and state of mind until I have finished the bottle of vanilla coke.

Good luck ;)

P.S. I love vanilla coke. Why don't they sell it MORE!?!?!? RAWR

restricted
15 Jan 2009, 05:28 AM
The bottle's the size of a rain drop, and you're almost at the point of death.

I wish I knew what the person below is going to wish for.

Travian_Bard
15 Jan 2009, 05:31 AM
You find out what my wish is, but the truth of it is too much for you to handle, as your psychic powers extend to everything in this world and as the information overwhelms your mind, you reach for that revolver on the mantlepiece and squeeze the trigger...

I wish I was smarter, but not too smart either.

restricted
15 Jan 2009, 05:33 AM
You read a book and your brain explodes.

I wish I had encountered a less intelligent poster for my last wish. Coulda been fun.

Travian_Bard
15 Jan 2009, 06:18 AM
The less intelligent poster is angered by your wish, so Ug picks up his club, walks to your house and splatters your brains.

I wish restricted's corruptions were more logical (I mean...why would my brain explode!? :P)

restricted
15 Jan 2009, 06:22 AM
My corrections become so steeped in logic they are completely illogical, causing T_B's rather large brain to implode.

I wish T_B would get the pure idiot of my corruptions.

Travian_Bard
15 Jan 2009, 07:12 AM
I get the pure 'idiot' of your corruptions, which infuriates me, I weep for the fate of humanity, fly to Troll-land (according to your profile) and forcefully give you a proper education. This takes many many painful years. Enjoy.

I wish I was taller.

restricted
15 Jan 2009, 07:24 AM
I'm still taller than you.

I wish I wished that I wished upon a star that I had a genie in a magic lamp, which gave me three wishes, which I spent on good drink and cheap woman when I become 21 :)

D3moralizer
15 Jan 2009, 03:01 PM
You die at 20

I wish i had an uncorruptable wish

Tullia
15 Jan 2009, 03:04 PM
Your wish is granted, but you used it to get itself in a strange time travel twist thing which causes the world to vanish and have never existed.

I wish for someone to snuggle with.

restricted
15 Jan 2009, 03:41 PM
You have a big, mean, heffalump.

I wish I never posted.

Richardw07
15 Jan 2009, 03:54 PM
all your post you have ever made are destroyed so nobody can remember you ever posted them, even you. You then start acting like a noob and no one likes you any more (With actual could be an improvement)

I wish there was no such thing as a corruptible wish

Kenny land
15 Jan 2009, 04:43 PM
Granted but you die before you get to use it

I wish for setanta sports

durracell
15 Jan 2009, 04:55 PM
you get it but then they go bust and steal all your money

i wish i was dead (corrupt that)

SausageofDoom
15 Jan 2009, 05:25 PM
you get it but then they go bust and steal all your money

i wish i was dead (corrupt that)

You find out you are Highlander and to die must saw your own head off

I wish I hadn't said that

Hrbdefender
15 Jan 2009, 05:28 PM
You find out you are Highlander and to die must saw your own head off

I wish I hadn't said that

Everyone forgets what you said, but then they forget you exist.

I wish that PES could reclaim it's title as number one football game.

durracell
15 Jan 2009, 05:30 PM
it does but then you are banned from ever playing it
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SausageofDoom
15 Jan 2009, 05:33 PM
Wish? Hmmm? Go on, you know you want to!

I wish Durracell had told us his wishy

chris567
15 Jan 2009, 06:20 PM
granted then you forget about travian and never find out:(

i wish on the banning thread i get banned for something other than not giving a damn

durracell
15 Jan 2009, 06:22 PM
Wish? Hmmm? Go on, you know you want to!

I wish Durracell had told us his wishy
he told you it you found out that it was so horrible you found some rope and hung yourself
i wish i had remembered to make the wish

Leon
15 Jan 2009, 06:38 PM
he told you it you found out that it was so horrible you found some rope and hung yourself
i wish i had remembered to make the wish

You do remember but you wish was that you die, and well i guess boom? :P

I wish this thread was locked :P

durracell
15 Jan 2009, 06:50 PM
it is but then i start a new one
i wish i never ever got banned ever again
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 15 seconds.

SausageofDoom
15 Jan 2009, 06:53 PM
it is but then i start a new one
i wish i never ever got banned ever again
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 15 seconds.

You were banned permanently last time so can't be banned again cos you're still banned but forgot

omg, I wish I made sense even to me :oops:

durracell
15 Jan 2009, 06:55 PM
you end up speaking in one or two syible words
i wish i understood what sod writes

chris567
15 Jan 2009, 06:56 PM
granted but it's so complicated your brain explodes
i wish for members to get to 1000000 in the mods vs members thread

SausageofDoom
15 Jan 2009, 06:57 PM
you end up speaking in one or two syible words
i wish i understood what sod writes

You do, but then I have to kill you!

I wish for world peace

durracell
15 Jan 2009, 07:06 PM
it happens but then the government bans all war games
i wish i cloud be a prem footballer

Leon
15 Jan 2009, 09:06 PM
you become one but in a freak accident involving a giant neon wiener you break every bone in your body except your thiyuglotudpfjkfkdpfd-us and as you are rushed to hospital you mum slaps you and breaks the unspeakable bone.

This wish is incorruptable. The thing before this is the wish

MISGUIDED
15 Jan 2009, 10:00 PM
Moving on after you didnt post a wish

I wish i could get a limo to school everday.

SausageofDoom
15 Jan 2009, 10:03 PM
Because the wish was every day you go to school 365 a year - forever!

I wish I was a tree

Tullia
15 Jan 2009, 10:11 PM
you are a tree, you get chopped down and made into toilet paper


I wish I was happy

jawwwwsh
15 Jan 2009, 10:13 PM
You become happy, but your happiness is taken from others around you, and you end up as some manically smiley person in a sea of despair and hatred.

I wish time would hurry up and I could get the hell out of my house and away to my friends uni for a week!

horse
15 Jan 2009, 10:28 PM
time speeds up and you age 10 years in a day, your friends no longer recognise you

I wish I were drifting across a lake in an old wooden boat, listening to skylarks overhead

Hrbdefender
15 Jan 2009, 10:29 PM
time speeds up and you age 10 years in a day, your friends no longer recognise you

I wish I was drifting across a lake in an old wooden boat, listening to skylarks overhead

As you begin to understand the beauty of the skylarks a dropping falls on your head.

"I wish I were a boy..."

jawwwwsh
15 Jan 2009, 10:34 PM
You suddenly begin sprouting male genitalia all over your body, hundreds everywhere like some x-rated anemone :)

I wish that it happens next week :)

Fii
15 Jan 2009, 10:35 PM
As you begin to understand the beauty of the skylarks a dropping falls on your head.

"I wish I were a boy..."

Granted, you become a male Squirrel.

I wish I hadn't drank so much wine earlier...

Edit: Meh, Ninja'd by Jawwwwsh!

horse
15 Jan 2009, 11:39 PM
I wish that it happens next week :)
it does happen, you wanted it to happen, longed for IT - but now you just can't look him in the eye :)

I wish I'd been around to see Nirvana play

restricted
16 Jan 2009, 03:53 AM
You're around, but they have a sudden name change, and are now known as "Pokemon rules!"

I wish people would figure out who's the noobs and who isn't.

Kenny land
16 Jan 2009, 07:39 AM
Granted - You are classed as a noob

I wish Carter USM would do more gigs

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 07:41 AM
they do
but then you get banned from them
i wish i didn't have to make a wish every time i post here

jawwwwsh
16 Jan 2009, 08:23 AM
Suddenly the rules change and you are no longer bound by the rule of posting a wish, but then chuck norris turns up and kills you for messing with the rules.

I wish I knew what horses avatar was made from :)

SausageofDoom
16 Jan 2009, 12:33 PM
You find out, but then she has to kill you

I wish I wasn't so homicidally inclined

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 04:48 PM
you stop but then you get into a fight where you have a chance to kill him you don't you die
i wish my friends friend hadn't died last night and she was happy again

jawwwwsh
16 Jan 2009, 04:52 PM
Your wish becomes corrupted somehow.

I wish you made more sense!

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 04:55 PM
thats impossible

i wish you were more sensitive

jawwwwsh
16 Jan 2009, 05:14 PM
Also, impossible ^^

I wish Jack Wills clothing was cheaper :P

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 05:30 PM
they are but you earn less money as well
i wish i could have a bunny avater

SausageofDoom
16 Jan 2009, 05:34 PM
You can, but then they do the bunny thing and your avatar bursts into the sig area and takes over your whole user cp

I wish I could give you a hug to make yuou feel better, and I wish that wish would be incorruptible

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 05:47 PM
you give me a hug i hug you back your husband finds out

i wish i was the best trav player in the world

ickledevil
16 Jan 2009, 06:09 PM
you give me a hug i hug you back your husband finds out

i wish i was the best trav player in the world

You get to become the best player but then It gets banned on all computers on the world

i iwsh i could get The tau today

jawwwwsh
16 Jan 2009, 06:28 PM
A tau army appears in the sky, real life and destroys your home town and your family :)

I wish my laptop hadn't burned out its recharging circuit :(

Turn
16 Jan 2009, 07:14 PM
It burned out the entire house, but the recharging unit is smugly sparkling clean.

I wish I knew how to get my hair cut down tomorrow >.<
First since august

SausageofDoom
16 Jan 2009, 07:31 PM
It burned out the entire house, but the recharging unit is smugly sparkling clean.

I wish I knew how to get my hair cut down tomorrow >.<
First since august

Your hair falls out overnight so you don't need to get it cut

I wish I had my workshop back

Hrbdefender
16 Jan 2009, 07:33 PM
Your hair falls out overnight so you don't need to get it cut

I wish I had my workshop back

It comes back, but the workers are on strike.


I wish my duals hadn't killed half of our raiding force today:(

SausageofDoom
16 Jan 2009, 07:36 PM
It comes back, but the workers are on strike.


I wish my duals hadn't killed half of our raiding force today:(

They catad your village instead.

I wish I could dance

Hrbdefender
16 Jan 2009, 07:37 PM
They catad your village instead.

I wish I could dance

You find out you are a human and not a dancer.

I wish Question of Sport was actually funny

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 07:48 PM
you lose your sense of humour
i wish that i had all the lost dvds

dylancool2
16 Jan 2009, 08:53 PM
you lose your sense of humour
i wish that i had all the lost dvds

you do but then you lose them

i wish i had a time traveling machine.

durracell
16 Jan 2009, 08:57 PM
you do you tell yourself about it and you create a paradox
i wish i a maceman

Turn
16 Jan 2009, 09:01 PM
You are a maceman. That's pretty much a wish that goes against you alone xP

I wish I could be bothered to start travian 3.5

Kenny land
16 Jan 2009, 09:13 PM
Granted but they introduce more crazy rules :(

I wish Halo wars would come out sooner

dylancool2
16 Jan 2009, 09:21 PM
Granted but they introduce more crazy rules :(

I wish Halo wars would come out sooner

it does but it carries a virus that crashes all of the systems it runs on.

I wish i could play poker 24/7

Leon
16 Jan 2009, 09:57 PM
You do but you go into massive debt and face the death penalty as you have been shipped off to america while you played.

I wish i was a member of theese forums :P

restricted
17 Jan 2009, 12:38 AM
You join the day Travian goes bankrupt.

I wish people just weren't so damn strange.

dylancool2
17 Jan 2009, 03:38 AM
they..... aren't????

i wish i could fly a plane.

Travian_Bard
17 Jan 2009, 07:56 AM
You learn to fly a plane, and do so quite well. Your fame spreads on an international leve, whereupon terrorists learn of your skills. Kidnapping your loved ones and threatening them at gunpoint until you pilot a plane full of explosives into Parliament house. Either choice you make, you've been screwed. Bet you wish you weren't a pilot now!

I wish monetary income around the world was based on the merit of how hard people worked and how skilled they are.

restricted
17 Jan 2009, 07:56 AM
EDIT: Dangit, the day above system is implemented the world is caught by deadly disease and martial law rules.

I wish I still played Travian :p

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 10:30 AM
you do and people catta you
i wish i had all my troops back

restricted
17 Jan 2009, 10:33 AM
You get em as the catas come.

I wish I was incorruptible.

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 10:35 AM
you are but then i tell my supiors and you "disappear"
i wish i had the most posts on this thread

MISGUIDED
17 Jan 2009, 03:58 PM
You do then the mod deletes all your posts and you end up with 1!

I wish i was in a movie

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 04:06 PM
you are in a stunt movie and it goes wrong on the first scene and you die
i wish mrpromiseces woundn't insult me

c-map
17 Jan 2009, 05:13 PM
mrpromiseces (who is this) does insult you so you get realy down and jump of a building.

I wish I could do this homework quicker

WeWorshipFred
17 Jan 2009, 05:25 PM
mrpromiseces (who is this) does insult you so you get realy down and jump of a building.

I wish I could do this homework quicker

You do it in 5 seconds. Unfortunatly you are no faster at writing so you hand in a bit of paper with a squiggle on it

I wish I didn't have school on monday (nice easy one here)

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 05:28 PM
you don't but you have your gcse exam and you fail
i wish i wasn't such a :spychic:er

Don't we all? - KG

SausageofDoom
17 Jan 2009, 05:36 PM
you don't but you have your gcse exam and you fail
i wish i wasn't such a :spychic:er

You stop spamming but your post count is deleted!

I wish I was in Dixie, away away, I wish I was in Dixieland, to live and die in Dixie 8)

Kenny land
17 Jan 2009, 06:46 PM
Granted but you fall on a sharp object which punctures you arteries

I wish Sausage of doom was alive :(

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 06:47 PM
she is and she kills you
i wish i hadn't ******** up my alliance a moment ago

Kenny land
17 Jan 2009, 06:48 PM
Um no wish Im guessing

I wish durracell landed in a big pile of poo for not making a wish

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 06:51 PM
i did make a wish i just forgot to say i wish in front of it
i wish i hadn't messed up my alliance a moment ago

Purple Pash
17 Jan 2009, 07:21 PM
your alliance members celebrate and make a new alliance without you

I wish I could swim

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 08:14 PM
you do but then all the water becomes toxic

Kenny land
17 Jan 2009, 08:15 PM
MAKE A WISH!1!1!1!1!ONE1!1!1!

I wish durracell would land in a pot of hamster excretion for not making a wish

SausageofDoom
17 Jan 2009, 08:17 PM
MAKE A WISH!1!1!1!1!ONE1!1!1!

I wish durracell would land in a pot of hamster excretion for not making a wish

He does, then he hugs you to say sorry

I wish I was a Pixie away away in PixieLand I'd take my stand to live and die a Pixie

WeWorshipFred
17 Jan 2009, 08:21 PM
He does, then he hugs you to say sorry

I wish I was a Pixie away away in PixieLand I'd take my stand to live and die a Pixie

You go to PixieLand, but end up trapped there forever, all alone. Oh yeah, and you lose the ability to read (so no expanding your novel collection ^^)

I wish Demons was actually a decent TV program (another easy one :D)

durracell
17 Jan 2009, 08:26 PM
it is but then it was cut for being decent
i wish i would remember to post a wish

MISGUIDED
17 Jan 2009, 10:23 PM
it is but then it was cut for being decent
i wish i would remember to post a wish

You remember then you forget, haha

I wisch Duraacceelll cud speel

ickledevil
17 Jan 2009, 10:25 PM
You remember then you forget, haha

I wisch Duraacceelll cud speel

Duracell learns to spell but then the alphabet changes

i wish i had all the 40k in the world