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Elina
01 Feb 2009, 08:53 PM
Basically there is an hill and you have to conqueor it in anyway possible

I'll start :

It's MY hill because I started this thread, and I put a shiny tag on it that says ELINA'S hill.

Travian_Bard
02 Feb 2009, 06:56 AM
I march up the hill, and using the modern magic of MS Paint, change Elina to Travian_Bard. No one can defy the power and authority of the tag. It says me. Thus it is mine. I then change it to read-only. xD

VelvetThighs
02 Feb 2009, 07:25 AM
i press shift-delete and destroy your defences :)

my hill :)

ickledevil
02 Feb 2009, 07:26 AM
i make a bigger hill than your one, and my one eats yours

Travian_Bard
02 Feb 2009, 07:26 AM
Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.

ickledevil
02 Feb 2009, 07:41 AM
Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.

i nuke yours and leave it for the next person to take

restricted
02 Feb 2009, 07:42 AM
It's my hill because the above poster does not realize the hill's value.

horse
02 Feb 2009, 08:00 AM
it's my hill because my house sits on it

(geroff my grraaaaasss)

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 08:12 AM
i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

ickledevil
02 Feb 2009, 08:34 AM
i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

i come along with the tax men and repossess your house when your asleep and shoot the dogs with shotgun

i stick a load of 50 foot barbed wire around it with a little hole 1 foot by 1 foot

SausageofDoom
02 Feb 2009, 08:36 AM
i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.

Hrbdefender
02 Feb 2009, 08:38 AM
I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.

I stroll up to your hill and begin to sing a story. It puts you under my spell and I lead you off a cliff. It is my hill now

Travian_Bard
02 Feb 2009, 12:24 PM
I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!

Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD

dnnyk1
02 Feb 2009, 12:28 PM
I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!

Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD

I get a wizard to undo the spell and i go through killing travian bard and preventing him from playing this game anymore. I then make it unconquerable and undefeatable

chris567
02 Feb 2009, 04:28 PM
i come with a health and safety inspector and he takes away your unconquorableness and i conquor it and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it
MY HILL NOW;)

horse
02 Feb 2009, 06:00 PM
..and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it

I come to take my hill back, but fail because of your post above

horse
02 Feb 2009, 06:01 PM
so I come back the next day and walk right in :)

I defend it by digging the hill up and storing all the earth in my secret Swiss bank account.
I then dispose of everyone in Switzerland who knows where it is

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 06:07 PM
i through a rappel up and climb up, i give you a book of all possible innuendo's in the world in trade for the house, you take it and the house is mine defended by the evil garden nomes

Leicestonion
02 Feb 2009, 06:13 PM
I hire the latest high tech Hot Air Balloon system.. float above the hill... scoop up the gnomes and parachute down to capture the Hill...
I fill the hill with spiders, man eating ants, mice and maggots to ensure no one will ever want an infested hill.

neverland
02 Feb 2009, 10:04 PM
i get wadey to make you all laugh to death, i then steal the hill and put a 200000 ft restarining order on myself so you cant come near me :D

Leicestonion
02 Feb 2009, 10:55 PM
i get wadey to make you all laugh to death, i then steal the hill and put a 200000 ft restarining order on myself so you cant come near me :D

I dress up as a woman and vow you and marry u... then kill you and re-take the Hill...

I surround the hill with the strongest tribe of the universe and fill it full of pits of volcanic lava. Only the bravest and stupiest hero will be able to conquere but not before they work out the secret password, which has been hidden in one of a thousand rats stomachs.

Lupia
02 Feb 2009, 11:04 PM
I give all of the rats vomiting powder which empties their stomachs to give me the password, I feed the tribe arsenic (they not so smart) and I drop an iceberg on the lava to stop it burning.

My Hill!!

I then make the hill invisible so you don't know where to conquer.

WeWorshipFred
02 Feb 2009, 11:09 PM
I give all of the rats vomiting powder which empties their stomachs to give me the password, I feed the tribe arsenic (they not so smart) and I drop an iceberg on the lava to stop it burning.

My Hill!!

I then make the hill invisible so you don't know where to conquer.

Unfortunatly for you, you go to Tesco's one day and forget where your hill is. I build myself a new hill.

MY HILL.

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 11:11 PM
i follow the trail of tescos bags and take lupias hill and take it, i then propose a alliance of the hills to fred.

kels
02 Feb 2009, 11:31 PM
*walks up hill*

*pushes hwoo off hill*

*makes fun of the continuous rolling*

*hires big bunny and has a dance party*


thats how to do it

MY HILL

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 11:32 PM
thats just cuase i got the whole girl thing wrong ent it, cruel....

id come back to my previos hill and id huff and id puff then id nuke it and build another hill.

MY HILL.

kels
02 Feb 2009, 11:36 PM
*buys tornado in a can*

*sprays on hwoo`s hill*

*watches him fly away*

*walks up hill*

*hires a monkey *

DANCE PARTY !

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 11:38 PM
cancells all her party goods and services for the rest of her life, when she goes insane i cart her of to the asyllum and regain my hill.

then i fill it with candifloss

all mine kells all mine.

kels
02 Feb 2009, 11:39 PM
*sets fire to hill*

*watches it burn down*

*plants hill on top of hwoo*

*Re-Orders party goods*

*hires a exocutioner*

DANCE PARTY

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 11:41 PM
digs up through hill and invades her party, pushed kells out but leaves all the balloons, i put a restraining order on her and sit comfurtable in my lazyboy chair.

kels
02 Feb 2009, 11:42 PM
*kills judge*

*rips up restraining order*

*pushes hwoo down the hill in his chair*

*burns stuff*

*smiles, orders a pizza*

my hill

hwoo
02 Feb 2009, 11:48 PM
knocks at hill with a pizza boys uniform and in disguese pushed her out again and eats pizza while staring out of the window with a tranquiluizer gun looking out for her.

my hill, for now.

Lupia
02 Feb 2009, 11:52 PM
Helicopter lands on hill, Lupia comes out of it with a pair of Uzis, overcoming the hill by force! Muahahahaha

Wadey
02 Feb 2009, 11:57 PM
I Stand on my tip toes thus raising my height by a few cm. This surprising turn of events shocks you all which allows my secret llama army to come raid you all.

All this time in hideing for this one victory!

My hill!

By the way i'm also gona lick this hill. yeh who wants a licked hill!!

kels
03 Feb 2009, 12:01 AM
*burns down lamas*

* disnetfectant bombs all over the hill*

while his eyes are buring kicks him out


moves in

alpacka army

hwoo
03 Feb 2009, 12:03 AM
charges the hill with millions of bunnies infected with rabies, the hill falls to me shortly as i kick kels out laughing as she rolls down the hill.

my hill.

kels
03 Feb 2009, 12:27 AM
*crys*

hwoo see her tears rushes out to help her at which point his bunnies eat him

they all die

* kels walks back in*

and calls the cleaners to get rid of the dead bunnies

hwoo
03 Feb 2009, 12:30 AM
i come baack to life taking the body of a cleaner, i walk in spray you in the eyes withdisenfectant and roll you down the hill again, oh what funn

my hill .

Turn
03 Feb 2009, 12:36 AM
i come baack to life taking the body of a cleaner, i walk in spray you in the eyes withdisenfectant and roll you down the hill again, oh what funn

my hill .

I live inside the hill the entire time and you carry on doing all my cleaning, muhahaha

Koloth
03 Feb 2009, 12:56 AM
I am the Hill! Raaarghh!

hwoo
03 Feb 2009, 01:00 AM
ok, well seeing as the hill is imobile i stay sitting down,

my timeshared hill with koloth.

Huggles
03 Feb 2009, 05:33 AM
With a Great Blast of me starboard cannons wadey and hwoo be blown off to Davey Jones locker. Then following a freak tidal wave i ride me ship right up onto the top of yer just vacated landlubber hill. My hill, my ship and time to have some of my rum :)

Drunkenness will not be stopping me from defending this here mound of dirt!

D3moralizer
03 Feb 2009, 05:53 AM
No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

Do you have a flag?

restricted
03 Feb 2009, 07:10 AM
No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

Do you have a flag?

Do I need a flag?

I shall plant a tree in this hill. This hill shall be mine in twenty years!

For now, I just push you off with your own flag, which I uprooted.

My hill.

Leicestonion
03 Feb 2009, 07:20 AM
No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

Do you have a flag?

A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!

I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.

SausageofDoom
03 Feb 2009, 01:27 PM
A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!

I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.

I set fire to the oil, wait for it to burn out, than the hill would be mine if I wanted it, but I don't as it is all singed, has dirty underwear on a stick, loads of dead pests (and spiders, ants etc) so I give it to Laika as a new home for Joshyyy and Tullia and his new wifelet Horse. 8)

hwoo
03 Feb 2009, 02:26 PM
i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.

my new hill.

Leicestonion
03 Feb 2009, 03:39 PM
i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.

my new hill.

*rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.

chris567
04 Feb 2009, 04:04 PM
*rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.
i come with something that melts steel and turns glass to sand your driven out by the heat so i tkae it i only defend it with something that stops anyone with an
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name from conquoring it
My Hill Now;)

durracell
04 Feb 2009, 04:12 PM
i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence

Leicestonion
04 Feb 2009, 11:32 PM
i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence

I cut the rope and your moon and hills spirals out into the unknown... never to be seen again.

I return to the baron landscape and find the tallest hill. On this hill i plant a tree to honour durracell.. RIP.. then invite thousands of lookalike Leicestonions to watch the hill... only the real Leicestonion will give you the key! (a needle in a haystack situation)

horse
05 Feb 2009, 08:14 PM
ask the only guy holding a big key in his hand :)

I guard my newly acquired hill with a cat in a basket

if you have ever seen a cat defend it's basket from others, then you will quake in fear at the bloody peril that awaits the unwary hand

durracell
05 Feb 2009, 08:29 PM
i take a dog:D:D:D
i then take the hill and call it mine and start snowballing people

horse
05 Feb 2009, 09:01 PM
cat owns all dogs,
play fair and try a raptor ;)

SausageofDoom
05 Feb 2009, 10:21 PM
cat owns all dogs,
play fair and try a raptor ;)


OK, i bring a raptor,

F22 Raptor (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/military/f22raptor/f_22_raptor_3.jpg)

I win :D

rancidtomatoes
05 Feb 2009, 10:25 PM
OK, i bring a raptor,

F22 Raptor (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/military/f22raptor/f_22_raptor_3.jpg)

I win :D

I bring a Grob Tutor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grob_Tutor

I win :D

SausageofDoom
06 Feb 2009, 10:05 AM
I bring a Grob Tutor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grob_Tutor

I win :D


You do? :confused:

My F22 Raptor is very surprised by your Grob Tutor's impertinence, and laughs so much it accidentally shoots its cannon.

I have a hill again :rolleyes:

durracell
06 Feb 2009, 11:32 AM
i bring a stealth bober and bomb your hill so my hill is the only hill

Mjölnir
06 Feb 2009, 03:51 PM
I challenge you to a dual for your hill and you lose...my hill

chris567
06 Feb 2009, 04:09 PM
since you have no defence i walk in and take it and i make it unbombable and arm it with 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 men

dnnyk1
06 Feb 2009, 04:11 PM
I send


99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 men which destroy yours

chris567
06 Feb 2009, 04:12 PM
I send


99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 men which destroy yours
i send infinity invincible men
MY HILL NOW;)

Wadey
06 Feb 2009, 04:14 PM
I bring the giant monty python foot which crushes all your men into the floor.

They cannot move now ;)

But im gona give the hill hwoo coz im happy with my secret underground base ^^

chris567
06 Feb 2009, 04:19 PM
since you gave him no defence i walk in and take it
i only defend it with a device that stops anyone with an a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name from conquoring it
MY HILL

Wadey
06 Feb 2009, 04:26 PM
I write my name in morse code so your device fails.
I get my trusty Caribou to wee on the machine thus breaking it.

I now will give it to dannyk1 and surround the hill in books. Theese books are dull so no-one will want to come near them

Night Star
06 Feb 2009, 04:27 PM
since you gave him no defence i walk in and take it
i only defend it with a device that stops anyone with an a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name from conquoring it
MY HILL

I nuke it completely and then build it back up again, once your device has been destroyed the nuke attacks. I put a impassable shield around it and.
MY HILL.

dnnyk1
06 Feb 2009, 04:29 PM
I write my name in morse code so your device fails.
I get my trusty Caribou to wee on the machine thus breaking it.

I now will give it to dannyk1 and surround the hill in books. Theese books are dull so no-one will want to come near them

Why me?

Wadey
06 Feb 2009, 04:40 PM
Why me?

Why not ^^

SausageofDoom
06 Feb 2009, 04:40 PM
Because you are worth it :P

I flatter dnnyk1 into sharing the hill. :)

chris567
06 Feb 2009, 04:42 PM
i captured SoD and clone him and alter his mind to give me the hill and with the clones i arm the hill with them

dnnyk1
06 Feb 2009, 04:57 PM
i captured SoD and clone him and alter his mind to give me the hill and with the clones i arm the hill with them

I send my domo army which destroys the hill and i grow a new one which can onlybe conquered by dnnyk

horse
06 Feb 2009, 05:37 PM
I hypnotise dnnyk into conquering his own hill for me

I make a clone hill and change the maps,
so everyone is now busy conquering and re-conquering the wrong hill

nobody ever realises and I live happily ever after in a castle that magically appeared on my hill.
I also ride unicorns to the shops and my cats live as long as I do

(sorry, I'm expanding the theme of the thread to include wishes as well :))

durracell
06 Feb 2009, 05:42 PM
i get you thrown out of mi2 and your so sad you kill yourself and in your will you give me the hill and all it's defences

horse
06 Feb 2009, 06:55 PM
what is mi2 ?

durracell
06 Feb 2009, 06:56 PM
like mi6 but better

SausageofDoom
06 Feb 2009, 07:17 PM
i captured SoD and clone him and alter his mind to give me the hill and with the clones i arm the hill with them


SHE KILLS YOU DEADER THAN A DEAD THING BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING HE!

Hill is mine and anybody who wants to join me, but only if they are aware I am female! :P

durracell
06 Feb 2009, 07:19 PM
i join SoD on HERhill

hwoo
06 Feb 2009, 07:21 PM
i offer SOD a bouque of beautifull flowers and persuade her to to let me own a piece of the hill.

durracell
06 Feb 2009, 07:35 PM
lol hwoo only has 12 posts
before he had about 4000

hwoo
06 Feb 2009, 07:44 PM
all of them were in the rp section, when they took out the post count from that section...my post count died.

my hill.

Wadey
06 Feb 2009, 07:54 PM
I play hwoo in a game of poker.

Unfortunaly neither of us know how to play so end up reverting to snap.

My hill

durracell
06 Feb 2009, 07:56 PM
wt
play wiskey poker
or strip
both good
accept me as your friend

hwoo
06 Feb 2009, 08:22 PM
i challenge wadey to a fight of the can cans, i beat him at the dance and claim victory over a small share of tesco's.

my hill.

Curtisfootball
11 Feb 2009, 06:06 PM
i get a friend and get in a big wooden horse. My friend gives the horse to hwoo, when hwoo sleeps i get out the horse and stab him. So i plant my flag on the hill.

The greeks of troy copied me.

horse
13 Feb 2009, 03:18 PM
horse wakes up and eats your flag,
the rightful heir to the hill has returned \o/

I give the hill to the National Trust, so long as I get to be keeper in name only

SausageofDoom
13 Feb 2009, 04:58 PM
horse wakes up and eats your flag,
the rightful heir to the hill has returned \o/

I give the hill to the National Trust, so long as I get to be keeper in name only

The National Trust declare you a national monument and remove you to the South Downs

As a member of their organisation I now have shared ownership :P

but I don't want hills because my knees hurt, so I get a bulldozer and flatten it. The plain is now mine.

horse
13 Feb 2009, 05:14 PM
The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain,
the plain silts up and reforms the hill in an unnaturally short space of time

As owner of the silt carried downstream, I claim ownership of hill

I surround my hill with broken paving, knowing that everyone has a mortal fear of treading on the cracks

SausageofDoom
13 Feb 2009, 07:43 PM
The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain,
the plain silts up and reforms the hill in an unnaturally short space of time

As owner of the silt carried downstream, I claim ownership of hill

I surround my hill with broken paving, knowing that everyone has a mortal fear of treading on the cracks


But I know the secret chant to keep the bears happy and make them my friends, they sit on the hill and declare it mine!

Whenever I walk in a London street,
I'm ever so careful to watch my feet;
And I keep in the squares,
And the masses of bears,
Who wait at the corners all ready to eat
The sillies who tread on the lines of the street,
Go back to their lairs,
And I say to them, "Bears,
just look how i'm walking in all the squares!"

And the little bears growl to each other, "He's mine,
As soon as he's silly and steps on a line."
And some of the bigger bears try to pretend
That they came round the corner to look for a friend;
And they try to pretend that nobody cares
Whether you walk on the lines or squares.
But only the sillies believe the talk;
It's ever so portant how you walk.
And it's ever so jolly to call out, "Bears,
just watch me walking in all the squares!"

AA MILNE

horse
13 Feb 2009, 08:00 PM
lollage, very good :D

I send goldilocks to retake the hill from the bears,
she eats all their porridge and they starve (except one bear who eats her and dies of a sugar overdose)


I then surround my hill with bored looking men leaning on shovels txting each other, no one can pass my endless council roadworks, my hill is secure.

SausageofDoom
13 Feb 2009, 09:10 PM
lollage, very good :D

I send goldilocks to retake the hill from the bears,
she eats all their porridge and they starve (except one bear who eats her and dies of a sugar overdose)


I then surround my hill with bored looking men leaning on shovels txting each other, no one can pass my endless council roadworks, my hill is secure.


I advertise free beer and crisps with Sky Sport in pub I have created at end of roadworks (they don't have to walk far then). My hill I believe ma'am - care to trot to the top and admire the view - mind the steep drop, oh, and the grease I spilt - oops - sorry - alright down there Horse? :D

Medusa
18 Feb 2009, 10:44 PM
I build a new hill and take over it and you lot look at me and all die

jb123120
19 Feb 2009, 11:15 AM
I send a army of 3000000000000 chieftans and settlers to kill you and then make an awesome village on the hill!!


MY HILL!

Wadey
19 Feb 2009, 04:21 PM
I strap bombs to an old lady and send her into your village.

She detonates and sends old lady bits flying everywhere.

Your villages all run away scared.

My Hill

leafy
19 Feb 2009, 05:27 PM
i tell G.W.Bush you have oil on you hill, he invades, fails, pulls out, goes bk in and pulls out then in one last attempt he gives to me to mine for oil MY HILL!

Wadey
19 Feb 2009, 10:27 PM
Well its a black liquid... No Wait! Wrong thread :p

I set the oil on fire Burning you out!

Mmy Hill

horse
19 Feb 2009, 11:26 PM
I prosecute you for smoke pollution,
my compensation forces you to sell the hill to me in exchange for 3 beans

I surround hill with pieces of bubble wrap, that distract people so they forget about what hill they tried to reclaim

jb123120
20 Feb 2009, 02:54 PM
I burst your bubblewrap


MY HILL!

horse
20 Feb 2009, 04:15 PM
I reclaim the hill you failed to defend

and fill my distract-o-bubblewrap with poison gas

:)

jb123120
20 Feb 2009, 04:19 PM
I send in 1000000000000000000 chieftans with gasmasks to burst your bubblewrap and then make a very awesome village

horse
20 Feb 2009, 04:22 PM
I reclaim the hill you again failed to defend

and fill my self-inflating-distract-o-bubblewrap with poison gas

jb123120
20 Feb 2009, 04:27 PM
I send in 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 chieftans with gasmasks to burst your bubblewrap and then make a very awesome village

horse
20 Feb 2009, 04:34 PM
I reclaim the hill you yet again failed to defend
(you don't get this do you :))

and fill my self-inflating-distract-o-bubblewrap with exploding poison gas

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 04:52 PM
I reclaim the hill you yet again failed to defend
(you don't get this do you :))

and fill my self-inflating-distract-o-bubblewrap with exploding poison gas

Try as I may, I am unable to resist the bubbley-wrappy goodness :(


But, neither can you. You get there first, and boom! :P


My Hill.


I surround my hill with a thousand super-emotional women xD

leafy
20 Feb 2009, 04:55 PM
i run past with a kingsize tub of ice cream and copy of Bridget Jones Diary, hormonal women dealt with my hill!

i surround the area with invisible force feilds!

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 04:58 PM
i run past with a kingsize tub of ice cream and copy of Bridget Jones Diary, hormonal women dealt with my hill!

i surround the area with invisible force feilds!

You leave the invisible door open and I just stroll on in.

My Hill.


I have nosim. :D

leafy
20 Feb 2009, 05:04 PM
you cant see invisible door and walk into wall, knocking yourself unconcious i reclaim my hill!

jb123120
20 Feb 2009, 05:09 PM
I am a ghost and glide through the forcefield and then kill you


MY HILL!

horse
20 Feb 2009, 05:32 PM
I reclaim the hill you yet again failed to defend
(you still don't get this do you )

and fill my self-inflating-distract-o-bubblewrap with exploding poison gas
while I go on holiday until further notice

jb123120
20 Feb 2009, 05:45 PM
My hill!


(somehow)

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 05:45 PM
I reclaim the hill you yet again failed to defend
(you still don't get this do you )

and fill my self-inflating-distract-o-bubblewrap with exploding poison gas
while I go on holiday until further notice

You make me your housekeeper whilst you are on holiday. Unknown to you, I change the locks :P

My Hill.


I have nosim. (The last guy didn't get this :))

EDIT:

jb123120, I'm just going to ignore your post.

jb123120
20 Feb 2009, 05:52 PM
oh, meanie

horse
20 Feb 2009, 06:09 PM
I fire you for leaving dust on the banister rails and reclaim my hill

I surround my hill with self-inflating-distract-o-bubblewrap with exploding poison gas
while I go on holiday until further notice, leaving only a deaf-mute robot to dust the hill (and block the doorways with bricks)

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 07:57 PM
i make my own hill

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:02 PM
I take both hills with God's help :) AND then I get god to send all his angels to protect them, and he quadruples them and sends half the clones to one hill and then the other half to the other hill.

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:03 PM
but it turns out i am god and i kill you all
mwahahahahah

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:05 PM
But u gave the angels to me and I overheard your plans and I brainwashed the angels and they kill God. I am now God.

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:06 PM
but i brainwashed you and you jumped into the sun so i am god

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:09 PM
but ur ded and I was god and I got rid of sun and sent humans to Utopia so I am god.
I would <3 to see any-one defeat that :) and don't say I destroy Utopia, I have a machine that makes one every time it is destroyed :)

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:10 PM
my dog ate you

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:11 PM
But I knew that he would so i kill him, I knew cos I'm God :)

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:13 PM
i am tall(the clues in the name) so i pull you down to earth and eat you

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:15 PM
But I know everyone's thoughts, so I'm not dead and I send you to the Barbecue bit of Hell, and do u know WHY it's called the Barbecue Section? Belive me, you don't WANNA know.

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:16 PM
i become god and take over the world

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:16 PM
You can't I'm God, and u can never escape Barbecue Section in Hell :P

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:18 PM
FIRE EXTINGUISHER
then i become 'the new improved god'

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:19 PM
It turns out that Satan has CCTV, ur put in a Cage where Satan can see you and your organs are ripped out each day and then re-grow

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:22 PM
yay, but i am god so i turn into air and go back up to earth and your hill

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:27 PM
BUT you was in the cage BEFORE you turned into God, and Hell doesn't so much as allow a Heaven person in, let alone God, and they have enough power to kill even God. Satan doesn't kill God because God hides in a Log Cabin

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:28 PM
but he burns the log cabin

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 08:29 PM
You guys really killed this thread :(

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:31 PM
...............................................HEY, IT'S A "be creative and think of imaginative ways to take the hill" not "Think of the plainest,normalist way possible to take the hill!" oh, and I put 5,0000000000000000000000000000000000000 Trillion Angels and Machine Guns on the Hill's 50000000000000000000 Km high turrets

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:32 PM
and i bombed them
we'll probably become senior members tonight!!!

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 08:33 PM
and i bombed them
we'll probably become senior members tonight!!!

You don't get a higher post count for posts in the Talk and Play section.

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:34 PM
so? do we care? no. We don't take EVERTHING literally, god........

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:36 PM
you said my name

King Gary
20 Feb 2009, 08:36 PM
You don't get a higher post count for posts in the Talk and Play section.

Since you become distracted by some chat i walk up the hill and proclaim my self to be it's ruler. And hold it with threats of a P ban for anyone whi dares take it from me :P

Ahh, finally Gary has found his throne!!! :D

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:38 PM
I'm God, u sinned so I banish u and if u say ANYTHING I'll send u to hell.

And that convo was about 3 posts long, so doesn't really count.

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:39 PM
i am also god so i killed the other god above me^^

King Gary
20 Feb 2009, 08:40 PM
I'm God, u sinned so I banish u and if u say ANYTHING I'll send u to hell.

And that convo was about 3 posts long, so doesn't really count.

Not on this hill you're not. I'm the hill's bestest super mod eva ;)

WeWorshipFred
20 Feb 2009, 08:40 PM
so? do we care? no. We don't take EVERTHING literally, god........

*sigh*

You (or lanky) said 'We'll probably become senior members tonight'. Implying because of all the posts on this thread. I was simply pointing out that's not true.




Gary Ninja'd me. :(

You Super Mod your hill, but you become so strict the hill leaves :P

My Hill.

I have a spoon assasin ready to spoon anyone who tries to attack.

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:41 PM
but i stole his spoon and spooned you
my hill now

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:44 PM
I nuked everyone xpt mi and lanky, cos we joint owners of Hill AND thread (kills lanky) and now I am :)

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:45 PM
but my spoon knocked you to the bottom of the hill

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:46 PM
I climbed back up, I have super speed and then I vaporised ur spoon just when it was getting ready to knock me again

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:47 PM
but now you can't eat breakfast:P:P
and i can

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:49 PM
I don't like Breakfast, it actually slows u down.

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:51 PM
i stole your crown now i am king of the hill
what server are you on

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:53 PM
Server 6 I wanted a new sever so it'd be easy to take over :)
EDIT:The server not the hill lol

takes this opportunity to take crown

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 08:55 PM
but finds it's a fake crown because i hid the real one in my cranny!!!

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 08:57 PM
burns down all the crannys

now you have no crannys!
takes oportunity to destroy whole village

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 09:07 PM
but didn't see my large army re-enforcing from my capital
takes chance to destroy your village

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 09:13 PM
takes chance to destroy capital, then counter attacks with every man he's got, so my men are attacking the front and behind of your army

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 09:24 PM
but my village moved as you got there and the elephants killed your troops, now i own the hill

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 09:26 PM
ah, but my friends in the UN Army killed ur elephants and I own the Hill

lanky13
20 Feb 2009, 09:32 PM
i'm off now so i can't read your posts about kicking me off the hill

King Matt
20 Feb 2009, 09:34 PM
that's not what the circle says, but it might now.

jb123120
21 Feb 2009, 10:33 AM
I teleport into another time with the hill


MY HILL!

ponadictttt!
21 Feb 2009, 11:29 AM
I ask Hiro from hero to follow u

jb123120
21 Feb 2009, 11:38 AM
i kill him


MY HILL!

Medusa
21 Feb 2009, 11:54 AM
I make a new hill and destroy yours with my evil hamster

Godslayer
21 Feb 2009, 12:09 PM
i eat you hamster for breakfast and teleport the hill to the other side of the universe leaving a disease that kills everyone left. i make it invisible and set up a forcefield and get an invulnerability sphere from DOOM and infinite BFG9000 ammo so i can defend it. finally i shift the hill and myself out of phase taking the out of phase device with me

jb123120
21 Feb 2009, 12:20 PM
I find you and somehow kill you


MY HILL!

King Matt
21 Feb 2009, 02:09 PM
I kill YOU I'm god remmber?

MY HILL I put a sign up saying "God's Hill"

jb123120
21 Feb 2009, 02:30 PM
I am Jesus
I kill you

MY HILL!

The sign now says God`s son hill

Godslayer
21 Feb 2009, 02:56 PM
HA you have just proved that god exists (if you are god) which means that you don't!
- if you don't understand read Douglas Adams hitchikers guide to the galaxy series -
if god doesn't exist he can't have a son and therefore jesus doesn't exist either.
and anyway I'm the Godslayer, am I not? so i kill you if all else fails.
And furthermore, i again shift the hill and myself to another UNIVERSE and then in that universe into a different dimension, where it changes again every 30 secs.

jb123120
21 Feb 2009, 03:03 PM
I build another hill


MY OTHER HILL!

King Matt
21 Feb 2009, 04:04 PM
My hill STILL cos god knew if he gave his son too much powers then Jesus would kill God, so god only gave him enough power to last his life-time duh. :)

so the last 2 posts are obsolete

lanky13
21 Feb 2009, 08:23 PM
I will flood the hill then live on it afterwards

jb123120
22 Feb 2009, 08:35 AM
I build floodgates


MY HILL!

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 03:22 PM
OMG - What have you done to my poor hill ?

God does no one feel sorry for the poor hill.
Because I started this thread, the hill is there for MINE. I set up a big electric cage all the way round the hill including underneath it so no one can hurt my lovely hill.

I then live in peace and harmony with my lovely hill

haha!

Lupia
22 Feb 2009, 03:23 PM
Sends you flowers and asks nicely if she can come live there too. Even offers to do all the washing up.

*Stupid current housemates*

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 03:27 PM
Gladly lets Lupia, seeing as she is soo nice, but taggs her just incase she is an enemy (the tag stops her from doing anything to take my lovely hill away)

King Matt
22 Feb 2009, 03:29 PM
I come with the barbarians of Ancient Rome and they ransack your beuatiful hill. While your dealing with them, I disable the defences, climb the fence and then I kill you both from behind. Also I take the tag off Lupia after killing her :D
I then order my barbarian army to surrond the area, turn on the defences again and sun-bathe in my castle on the hill. And I order 50 War Machines from the game Age of War. There pretty unstopable if you've not seen the game btw.

chris567
22 Feb 2009, 03:32 PM
since you have no defence i put up a sign on your hill that says noobs hill you get embaresed and move i take down the sign and defend it with a device that stops anyone from taking it

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 03:33 PM
OMG I told it is still MY hill - I started the thread.

You havent paid my rent for borrowing so I kick you out and move back in :)

chris567
22 Feb 2009, 03:35 PM
i find out that your a cunning squatter the council boot you out and i take the hill and defend it with naked people so people won't come in

Lupia
22 Feb 2009, 03:37 PM
*Comes back as a poltergeist to haunt King Matt and breaks all his lightbulbs*

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 03:37 PM
LMAO

I am no squatter - I own the hill
I even have an indistrucioble deed that only works for me and you can't change the name so get off my land

chris567
22 Feb 2009, 03:38 PM
i refuse to move

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 03:40 PM
I get a massive army 2 kick u out

jb123120
22 Feb 2009, 03:45 PM
I kill your army


My Hill!

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 03:47 PM
Ahhh
but it is still my hill i have the special deed - see above if u want to know what it does

so u owe me rent !

King Matt
22 Feb 2009, 04:40 PM
I remind Elina that he/she does not own it as many people have kicked him/her out many times before, I refues to acknoladge chris567's existence and Lupia's dead, so I get out of sun lounger and order defences to be doubled.

hwoo
22 Feb 2009, 04:46 PM
i send a 1000lb bunker penatrating warhead into the hill vaporising it from the landscape, i then make my army of phycotic ninja's to build me a massive re-enforced hill.

my hill

King Matt
22 Feb 2009, 04:51 PM
Armys are NOT architects, your rotten hill bows up. I make the biggest hill ever, and give it to Elina in exchange for letting me come into the fortress AND making sure no-one takes it. No-one can take teh hill till Elina posts

Elina
22 Feb 2009, 05:03 PM
LOL, you can live on the hill for just now, but i own it you just live on it

Radster
22 Feb 2009, 05:14 PM
whats so good about this hill?

King Matt
22 Feb 2009, 05:14 PM
that was the general idea

King Matt
22 Feb 2009, 05:15 PM
The hill has magic powers lol

jb123120
23 Feb 2009, 10:07 AM
I stop the powers


MY HILL!

Lilc14
23 Feb 2009, 11:53 AM
Lol I thought this was about the show :P

Radster
23 Feb 2009, 10:47 PM
i send my man eating flea to eat you

then i put pole dancers all around the hill as a distraction and plant mines in the hill

Elina
24 Feb 2009, 08:53 PM
still my hill

What's with the pole dancers? I am no les? they don't distract me haha, i run up and get my thugd 2 beat u till you pay up for the use of my hill hehe

Radster
24 Feb 2009, 09:31 PM
i pay you

my hill!

Elina
24 Feb 2009, 09:32 PM
temperarly - if you misuse it i kick you

Radster
24 Feb 2009, 10:16 PM
i plant mines all around, hire ninjas and security guards to stand around the hill protecting it, i have lasers to stop anyone getting through, i put a thick metal dome around it, quicksand, and a moat full of acid and put sensors all around which send for 100,000 army guys immediately to stop anyone in there tracks :P

my hill now has defence :D

oh, and they will also protect elina unless she tries to kick me in which she will be killed:cool:

septimus ii
26 Feb 2009, 12:13 AM
I put my own mines and lasers around the hill to beseige you and unleash smallpox on you till you all die.

My hill!

Strife
26 Feb 2009, 12:23 AM
i had the smallpox jab. look like im immune :) i then run through your mines and cause your lasers to shoot each other and your mines.. i then reach the top of the hill and push you down :)

therefore the hill is mine. i place rockets on the hill and blast it into space.. come get me suckas :P

jb123120
26 Feb 2009, 05:50 PM
i pay you so I can live with you in your hill

my and Strifes hill!

Radster
26 Feb 2009, 10:14 PM
i hire the iron man suit and come to get you, and use the weird things on the suits hands to knock you off and sent u drifting off into space with no oxygen, hehe, never saw that one coming did u?

i then take the hill to pluto and make an ice castle around it

Elina
07 Mar 2009, 11:31 AM
LMAO - still my hill and i demand my rent, so I kick you for not paying. I live on my hill till I find somebody more suitable to rent it to hehe.

Radster
07 Mar 2009, 12:52 PM
how did u get to pluto?

Curtisfootball
08 Mar 2009, 09:00 AM
LMAO - still my hill and i demand my rent, so I kick you for not paying. I live on my hill till I find somebody more suitable to rent it to hehe.


I shoot you in both eyes so you cant see then i chuck away all your stuff and put my flag up

brooky121
08 Mar 2009, 10:05 AM
I shoot you in both eyes so you cant see then i chuck away all your stuff and put my flag up

I fire an arrow that is on fire at your flag and put mine up as well as putting machine guns that never stop firing all around, so that if you go by the hill, you die

hwoo
08 Mar 2009, 10:09 AM
i thow millions of air bags at the machine guns until they run out of ammunition, then i walk up knock onthe door and give you flowers in trade for the hill

brooky121
08 Mar 2009, 10:10 AM
i thow millions of air bags at the machine guns until they run out of ammunition, then i walk up knock onthe door and give you flowers in trade for the hill

I accept the flowers and move out, whilst putting a bouncng betty under your bed

hwoo
08 Mar 2009, 10:14 AM
i move the fat woman out from under my bed and bid her adue as i settle in, placing explosive candy canes and uav's with homing missles in the sky

Curtisfootball
08 Mar 2009, 12:42 PM
i get scared and run away

ickledevil
08 Mar 2009, 03:10 PM
I hire bin-laden to kill you all then walk up the hill get shot by missiles which are still on cause bin-laden forgot to deactivate them but then my body manages to fly up the hill a seagull catches me and drops me in a giant circle of seagull poo :P

My hill :P :eek:

Rishi
08 Mar 2009, 03:13 PM
your hill melts and turns back into a bigger hill which has 10000000000000 army troll and 100000000000 army giants on top of 100000000000000army dragons that can wipe out anything it want to and another 10000000000 army trolls while I'm at it and a few more giants and some more dragons and maybe 200000000 mire giants. There....beat that.

Oh no

I forgot, how could I have forgotten? NO!!!
THE RAT IS STILL HIDING IN THE HILL! NOOOOOO

ickledevil
08 Mar 2009, 03:18 PM
your hill melts and turns back into a bigger hill which has 10000000000000 army troll and 100000000000 army giants on top of 100000000000000army dragons that can wipe out anything it want to and another 10000000000 army trolls while I'm at it and a few more giants and some more dragons and maybe 200000000 mire giants. There....beat that.

Oh no

I forgot, how could I have forgotten? NO!!!
THE RAT IS STILL HIDING IN THE HILL! NOOOOOO

Once i have had my breakfast (Baked beans and cheese) i go up to your hill (backwards) Farting at everything that runs towards me (and try's to kill me) then i see you at the top oof the hill i get a stick and make you fetch it like a dog chuck it down the hill, then cut down this tree which just happens to be ifn the perfect place then as my nice little dog (you) comes back up the hill to give me the stick... The tree squashes you

My hill

I just chuck a load of :spychic: Around it

King Matt
08 Mar 2009, 08:36 PM
I kill your :spychic: and then take the hill, and put an unhackable "Keep" script in it. So I own forever

ickledevil
08 Mar 2009, 08:43 PM
I kill your :spychic: and then take the hill, and put an unhackable "Keep" script in it. So I own forever

Then i get your password get rid of the script

My hill

This time I get a lot of TVs around my hill to protect :P

Lupia
08 Mar 2009, 08:48 PM
I join the police and arrest you all and lock you up until you agree to be nice to one another!

King Matt
08 Mar 2009, 08:51 PM
I join the army and kill you all, and I change my password to random gibberish, add the script I mentioned, then I make sure I never turn my computer off, and I'm in the army, so the MOD pays the electric bill

nick 42
08 Mar 2009, 08:57 PM
I join the army and kill you all, and I change my password to random gibberish, add the script I mentioned, then I make sure I never turn my computer off, and I'm in the army, so the MOD pays the electric bill

bit complicated, lets uncomplicate it,my hill because i go round, kill everyone and im the last person alive to claim it :D:spychic:

ickledevil
08 Mar 2009, 08:57 PM
Well this time i hire Obama to kill you all and you computer :P

Then walk up the hill and shout as loud as i can :

MY HILL :P

Then i do a fart :P

nick 42
08 Mar 2009, 09:09 PM
the fart backfires, killing you and obama, i crawl out from my hidey hole, have a quick funeral for my dead clone then claim the hill, move it out to outer space and drop it, with me, into a black hole
MY HILL:spychic:

Radster
09 Mar 2009, 10:45 PM
ROFL, how does a fart backfire?

nick 42
09 Mar 2009, 10:46 PM
ROFL, how does a fart backfire?

no idea, luv your avatar though :)

Radster
09 Mar 2009, 10:52 PM
thanks :P stupid 20 character thing

nick 42
09 Mar 2009, 10:53 PM
lol she fell :)
my hill cos it says nick on it lol
:spychic:

ickledevil
10 Mar 2009, 05:18 PM
lol she fell :)
my hill cos it says nick on it lol
:spychic:

I do a bit of E7 graphitti on it which says : ickleD :P :P :P

So my hill :P

Then i get the locla school gang to protect it :P

Leicestonion
10 Mar 2009, 08:18 PM
I do a bit of E7 graphitti on it which says : ickleD :P :P :P

So my hill :P

Then i get the locla school gang to protect it :P

i stroll up your hill, in a hoodie (to blend in) and offer your gang some weed. They become excited and ran off giggling. I then causally strolled to the top and sit down, cross my legs and chill out..
My Hill... and everyones welcome to share a smoke as long as they leave at the end of the night. ;)

nick 42
10 Mar 2009, 08:19 PM
i drop mustard gas and acid to melt gas masks then lower myself in a big metal bubble
MY HILL
:spychic:

Mistyx
10 Mar 2009, 08:28 PM
I run up and roll you and your giant ball right back down and off into the chocolatey distance.

I sit on the hill and declare it a nudist colony, atracting millions of naked people! :eek:
...fear the nakedness.

nick 42
10 Mar 2009, 08:31 PM
i attack with billions of deeply religious people, then thy run away so i start crying and you feel so sorry for me you give me the hill
:spychic:

King Matt
10 Mar 2009, 08:32 PM
I cry cos an evil mod is attacking me, even though my pop is less than 100. That forces you to gimme the hill.

nick 42
10 Mar 2009, 08:33 PM
I cry cos an evil mod is attacking me, even though my pop is less than 100. That forces you to gimme the hill.

i scream until you give me it back :)

Leicestonion
10 Mar 2009, 08:36 PM
i decided to fly my helicopter over the top of the hill and drop down the slightly bigger cone shape hill to cover over your hill... now your trapped and squished under my new hill....

I declare a no go zone of 20 miles wide and 10 miles high.

nick 42
10 Mar 2009, 08:39 PM
i decided to fly my helicopter over the top of the hill and drop down the slightly bigger cone shape hill to cover over your hill... now your trapped and squished under my new hill....

I declare a no go zone of 20 miles wide and 10 miles high.

well i repeat the crying:(
finding it doesnt work i activate the bomb on the old hill, launching your cone into the sky and take the hill back
best ive heard in a while tho Leicestonion lol:spychic:

King Matt
10 Mar 2009, 08:40 PM
I tiz reawken Hitler from the dead :)
he screams you to gimme it back.

nick 42
10 Mar 2009, 08:42 PM
I tiz reawken Hitler from the dead :)
he screams you to gimme it back.

well i refuse and then distract him by telling theres a jewish church at the bottom of the pacific, he runs away shouting

Radster
10 Mar 2009, 10:27 PM
*watches kerfuffle from a distance*

WeirdDJ
12 Mar 2009, 08:06 AM
well I get all the kamikazi pilots in the world destroy all the world exept the hill then i kill u with the S.A.S then put my ps3 on the hill and play call of duty world at war shouting into my head set on my hill "the hill is mine" then i get some aliens 2 defend me:spychic::spychic::spychic:

roskilly
13 Mar 2009, 07:47 AM
I report you all so you are banned from travian my hill!

After noticing I decide i will kill the internet as a whole so you can not continue on another site or reregister.

My hill!


-----------------
I am a :roman:

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 05:51 PM
I report you all so you are banned from travian my hill!

After noticing I decide i will kill the internet as a whole so you can not continue on another site or reregister.

My hill!


-----------------
I am a :roman:

I get a :teuton: and :teuton: your hill

my hill

WeirdDJ
13 Mar 2009, 06:49 PM
well i tell all of them theres a pub down the road and they run off down the road then i bring my browning machine gun down and kill u

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 07:45 PM
well i tell all of them theres a pub down the road and they run off down the road then i bring my browning machine gun down and kill u

Well even though im dead tis still my hill cause i am a undead:P:P:P:P:P
I then summom me a zombie it kills you so...:P:P:P:P:P
Still my hill:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Radster
13 Mar 2009, 08:32 PM
I drop an unescapable cage on you and carry you off to askaban in my helicopter. I then use my helicopter to carry the hill off and crash it into the sun. Bye Bye hill.


yes my helicopter can fly in space, hehe

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 08:51 PM
Well i know your helicopter can go into space but...
I build a new hill and MY HILL

chris567
13 Mar 2009, 09:00 PM
i chop the MY of your MY HILL sign so it only says HILL i take it and guard it with a device that stops anyone with an
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 09:03 PM
i chop the MY of your MY HILL sign so it only says HILL i take it and guard it with a device that stops anyone with an
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name

I walk up with my name changed to "83"

Kick you aff now recarve the "MY" back in so it says "MY HILL":P:P:P:P

chris567
13 Mar 2009, 09:05 PM
i yet again chop the my off so i take the hill
i defend it with an army of fat naked men to as a detterant

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 09:11 PM
i yet again chop the my off so i take the hill
i defend it with an army of fat naked men to as a detterant

I get a hot girl the all get erections, and they get embarrassed:P:P:P:P
Run off:P:P:P:P
Knock you down the hill:P:P:P:P
My hill spray myself in linx:P:P:P:P
I have a load of women as a wall around me:P:P:P:P

chris567
13 Mar 2009, 09:13 PM
simple as i everyone would get sexually excited they would come to the hill and take it.
i defend it with that gay robot off star wars

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 09:22 PM
simple as i everyone would get sexually excited they would come to the hill and take it.
i defend it with that gay robot off star wars

Lol
That made me laugh
Is it only me and you???:P:P
Get some very attractive bloke in and it sees your gay robot they both run off together to the basil brush studios into steven and basils room and got into basils bed

I chuck bread you flap after it like a duck

My hill

Also i shoot you as you come back up:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

nick 42
13 Mar 2009, 09:24 PM
Lol
That made me laugh
Is it only me and you???:P:P
Get some very attractive bloke in and it sees your gay robot they both run off together to the basil brush studios into steven and basils room and got into basils bed

I chuck bread you flap after it like a duck

My hill

Also i shoot you as you come back up:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

i get an army of obese people on wheelchairs and drop them on the hill
i drop myself on the top in a metal bubble and set them on fire
MY HILL
lol

chris567
13 Mar 2009, 09:25 PM
i get the hill since i didn't mean the robot was homosexual
i test you on who the robot is if you get it right your if wrong my hill
one clue is he was in the simpsons episode on 4 at 6

ickledevil
13 Mar 2009, 09:26 PM
Someone new at last.
I dig a hold under your bubble

Kick you... hard

My Hill