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horse
13 Apr 2009, 06:26 PM
I got this from a roleplaying site and it's a bit like the corrupt-a-wish thread

In a dark dismal hallway there sits a lone blinking light. As you come up to it a large metal box says Coca-Cola on the side.
There is no coin slot but there is a little door that simply says "deposits"
However, when you deposit a pound coin and a penny it gives you a Queen riding a Penny Farthing instead of a Coke

In fine print it tells that it's the
"Dysfunctional Vending Machine: Caution, anything put into the machine comes back defective! Use at your own risk"


How the game works is that someone will put something into the machine...
and the next person posts what the other person receives.
Then that person posts about what they put in the machine (at least two or more unrelated items)

______

I put in a red lipstick, a tutting Librarian, a polkadot umbrella and an iPod

Egral
16 Apr 2009, 01:37 AM
Out pops a red lipstick, a tutting Librarian, a polkadot umbrella and an iPod along with a note from the machine which reads:

I thought I was dysfunctional. Do you want to swap places?"

I put a Amy Winehouse and Nicky Clark into the machine.

Drillbit
16 Apr 2009, 04:44 AM
Out pops a shrivled potato and a copy of Lips for XBox 360

I put in a copy of windows vista, a old newspaper and a half eaten mars bar

Boat-Tie
16 Apr 2009, 01:37 PM
Out pops a shrivled potato and a copy of Lips for XBox 360

I put in a copy of windows vista, a old newspaper and a half eaten mars bar

The copy of Vista has had all of its files corrupted, the newspaper is new and the Mars bar is no longer half eaten! Out pops a note saying " I break fine things and fix broken things!" :)


I put in Groggers (who needs fixing ;)) and an old AK47! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Shakes head: (:))

Egral
17 Apr 2009, 03:08 AM
The copy of Vista has had all of its files corrupted, the newspaper is new and the Mars bar is no longer half eaten! Out pops a note saying " I break fine things and fix broken things!" :)


I put in Groggers (who needs fixing ;)) and an old AK47! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Shakes head: (:))

Groggers has been fixed. Please insert something else to retrieve the bits. Out pops the AK47 but it only shoots what Groggers used to before being fixed!!

I take umbridge with your post - how dare you say vista worked before, It's a pile of poo that forces people to upgrade to the latest software/hardware & a lot of specialist apps won't work atall. Don't get me started.

I put Bill Gates, a bag of charcoal & some firelighters in to the machine.

Drillbit
17 Apr 2009, 05:36 AM
Out pops a Ubuntu Linux disk and a pair of broken Glasses


I put in a mug of cold coffee, 4 screws, a bow tie and a half smoked ciggy

lavalzer1
17 Apr 2009, 09:41 AM
out comes a bucket of mouldy tea, an antelop,an emo's neckbracelet and a voodoo doll

i put i a porno, some millions(the sweet),a cabbage and some spare change...

Boat-Tie
17 Apr 2009, 11:54 AM
Out pops a Ubuntu Linux disk and a pair of broken Glasses


I put in a mug of cold coffee, 4 screws, a bow tie and a half smoked ciggy

I have linux aspire one laptop!

Egral
18 Apr 2009, 02:56 AM
i put i a porno, some millions(the sweet),a cabbage and some spare change...

The machine attempts to combine them and decides the best result for cabbages (one porn, the other her spare change) is Katie Price (Jordan) & Peter Andre. Out they pop along with that wedding dress that cost ££££ but looked like candy floss. (RETCH to all)

I put in Jason Donovan & half a kilo of cocaine (will it ever come out? :eek:)

Roadkill
18 Apr 2009, 10:24 AM
I have linux aspire one laptop!
It's called a netbook and it is no bigger or more useful than my thumb nail -.- WINDOWS FTW!!!!!!

sorry it had to be said continue with your game

Boat-Tie
18 Apr 2009, 07:20 PM
It's called a netbook and it is no bigger or more useful than my thumb nail -.- WINDOWS FTW!!!!!!

sorry it had to be said continue with your game

I know it is called a netbook I just posted laptop because I didn't want people correcting me and saying it is a notebook. It is very useful for what I need. over 200 gigs! Thats ryan gigs to you.

Egral
19 Apr 2009, 03:09 AM
:spychic: ALERT
:spychic: ALERT
Boat-tie & Roadkill are on the loose.

Back to topic: nothing ever came out of the machine. It did the whole world a favour & hung onto both Jason Donovan & the cocaine.

Just to be devil's advocate - I put Boat-tie & Roadkill into the machine! :D

And for the love of god - PLEASE no more comparing of the size of your notebooks/laptops/netbooks/whatevers!!! :eek:

Roadkill
19 Apr 2009, 02:19 PM
Out come a dead animal in the shape of a tie

I put in a BB bullet, a 32" TV and many glass bowls trophys

I just put in things i can see around my living room

Egral
20 Apr 2009, 01:39 PM
...I put in a BB bullet, a 32" TV and many glass bowls trophys...

Out pops a 2ft 8in transvestite on a killing spree. The glass bowls have been turned into dangly earrings.

I put Sylvester Stallone's mother and Chewbacca into the machine.

Roadkill
21 Apr 2009, 03:29 PM
Chewbacca gets wrinkles and goes around pretending to shoot people

I put in Stephen Fry, a telephone with wheels, a panda called Tul and a clock reading 15:31

shadow5692
21 Apr 2009, 06:25 PM
Chewbacca gets wrinkles and goes around pretending to shoot people

I put in Stephen Fry, a telephone with wheels, a panda called Tul and a clock reading 15:31

Out pops a Stephen Fry novelty telephone with DETACHABLE wheels, a panda called Tul and a clock reading 15:32. :-O

I put in a travian Gaul, Roman and Teuton and a 2.5 mile long role of bubble wrap.

caz-m
21 Apr 2009, 06:38 PM
Out comes a giant panda covered in bubblewrap eating the gaul, roman and teuton.

I put in a stuffed lamb and a bag of hair.

shadow5692
21 Apr 2009, 06:42 PM
Out comes a lamb choking on some hair.

I put in a monkey nut, a pair of pliers and some string.

horse
21 Apr 2009, 06:48 PM
I put in a monkey nut, a pair of pliers and some string.

out comes a huge automated nut cracker, operated by teams of monkeys pulling on rope and pulleys

I put in a radio, a small bottle of perfume and a ceiling fan

Roadkill
21 Apr 2009, 07:43 PM
you get a fan that sprays lovly smelling voices

I put in Horse, a horse, a piese of rope and 1GB me stick

WeirdDJ
21 Apr 2009, 08:31 PM
out pops an elephant riding a horse


i put a ps3 a pen and a phone in

Koloth
21 Apr 2009, 08:38 PM
Out comes the contrabulous fabtraption of proffesor Horatio Huffnagel.

I put in 1 Egg, 3ozs Flour, a half pint of milk and a frying pan.

WeirdDJ
21 Apr 2009, 08:40 PM
you get an evil duplicate of you out

i put in a my piece of paper with my travian account details on a dog and roadkill

Egral
22 Apr 2009, 02:35 AM
i put in a my piece of paper with my travian account details on a dog and roadkill

Your dog & Roadkill reverse roles. Roadkill starts playing Travian and your dog spams the forum big time.

I put in Alan Sugar, the NPC merchant and Carol Vorderman.

WeirdDJ
22 Apr 2009, 07:45 AM
you get out a pair of socks with holes at both ends


i put some :spychic: a :tullia: and a :laika:

Egral
23 Apr 2009, 03:03 AM
The machine decides the world would be a better place without Spam so spits out NOTHING. Unfortunately Pandas & puppy dogs (if that's what they are) also become extinct.

I put in a bottle of Whisky & internet access - a lethal combination.

horse
23 Apr 2009, 07:36 AM
I put in a bottle of Whisky & internet access - a lethal combination.

A hairy man with severe halitosis and wearing a wedding dress, arrives at the airport to meet you


I put in a pillow, a camera and four silk scarves

lavalzer1
23 Apr 2009, 07:42 AM
the camera was taking pictures of the inside ....now you know what the inside looks like the silk scarves wrap around the pillows and make them the comfiest pillows ever and the pillow is now sold on ebay for £££££££ and sum1 bought it...




i put in a parrot,an emo,my great big todger,a peice of coal dipped in rhubarb
and all the bad or ugly teachers in oakbank school

WeirdDJ
23 Apr 2009, 07:46 AM
the teachers come out and attack u carrying salami coverd in blood from the emo

i put a picture of an iphone a giant 3 a head and a ps3

Roadkill
23 Apr 2009, 03:36 PM
you get a giant combo of the worst companys in the world; Apple, 3 and Sony, i like to call it a Saple 3000

I put in a curtain, a clock and a Crunchy Nut box

Oggie
23 Apr 2009, 04:07 PM
you get a giant combo of the worst companys in the world; Apple, 3 and Sony, i like to call it a Saple 3000

I put in a curtain, a clock and a Crunchy Nut box

The machine spits out a single crunchy nut flake attached to a rewound curtain which is now simply string.

You go to pick it up and it pulls it away from. Strange noises are heard from within!

I put in a pizza crust, a pair of stockings and a piece of pumice.

Roadkill
23 Apr 2009, 04:35 PM
i pumice grows legs and puts the stockings on and has a pizza crust for a mouth

fishman
23 Apr 2009, 05:45 PM
i pumice grows legs and puts the stockings on and has a pizza crust for a mouth

annnnd......... you do what next...?

funnyface
23 Apr 2009, 07:02 PM
The machine spits out a single crunchy nut flake attached to a rewound curtain which is now simply string.

You go to pick it up and it pulls it away from. Strange noises are heard from within!

I put in a pizza crust, a pair of stockings and a piece of pumice.

Out comes a cheese toastie bag, a stuffed cat and a shaver

I put in a duvet a pillow and a terrorist with ocd

horse
23 Apr 2009, 07:06 PM
I put in a duvet a pillow and a terrorist with ocd

out comes a dead terrorist angel (he went back to check the bomb was really armed)

I put in an Ikea catalogue, a tape measure and a grey cat

funnyface
23 Apr 2009, 07:08 PM
out comes a dead terrorist angel (he went back to check the bomb was really armed)

I put in an Ikea catalogue, a tape measure and a grey cat

Out comes a grey sofa, a ruler with legs and lots of paper hats

I put in a kebab, a guinea pig, a retard chewing his shoulder and a stuffed bear covered in honey being swarmed with wasps.

horse
23 Apr 2009, 08:29 PM
I put in a kebab, a guinea pig, a logical positivist chewing his shoulder and a stuffed bear covered in honey being swarmed with wasps.

this thread was made for you I think :D

out comes an unhappy pooh bear with a chip on his shoulder, he's eating a condemned meat sandwich

I put in a wallpaper stripper, a pair of riding boots and a roll of duct tape

WeirdDJ
23 Apr 2009, 08:39 PM
out comes a giant monopoly board which is real


i put it back in a :laika: and road kill

Roadkill
23 Apr 2009, 09:28 PM
Out comes a dog with skid marks that spams the forum :)

i put in a snake, a faggot (look in dictionary) and a dictionary

lavalzer1
23 Apr 2009, 09:33 PM
the snake grows legs and runs away =(
the dictionary turns into the bible,quaraan, and jewish book and the faggot is that old man from famil guy that is perverted to little chidren

Roadkill
23 Apr 2009, 09:35 PM
you for got to put things in and LOL the "Jewish book" is the same as the bible

afrojoe
24 Apr 2009, 12:18 AM
puts in a mikado chocolate stick

Egral
24 Apr 2009, 02:47 AM
puts in a mikado chocolate stick

The machine electrocutes the last poster & requests that sexual habits are confined to the bedroom.

In a moment of fairy tale madness I put in Rapunzell, Jack's magic beans, the seven dwarves and (just for fun) Bill Bailey.

Boat-Tie
24 Apr 2009, 06:39 AM
Jacks magic beans hit Rapunzel on the head sending her to sleep creating "Sleeping Beauty: The Magic Beans"

I put in me and my boat!:D

fishman
24 Apr 2009, 11:17 AM
out comes a mermaid on a raft made of cheese,

i put in a fish, an old skool ghetto blaster and a time-travelling gerbil from the year 2678 :)

funnyface
24 Apr 2009, 09:58 PM
out comes a walking Tardis

I put in a horse, a chloe, a laika, a velvet thighs, and a ali-cat with grated mich91 on top.

Roadkill
24 Apr 2009, 11:28 PM
out pops a Roadkill :)

I put in a Peperami, a radiator and a naked women putting cellotape on her arm.

funnyface
24 Apr 2009, 11:48 PM
A naked angle walks out with a piggy that squirts hot water out of its mouth

I put in a 10p coin, a banana and Chris moyles covered in kfc

WeirdDJ
25 Apr 2009, 01:49 PM
out comes super obama

i put super obama back in a cheese tostie and my (broken) psp

funnyface
25 Apr 2009, 01:56 PM
out comes a Super mecha Obama who has a cheese toastie fetish

funnyface
25 Apr 2009, 01:57 PM
I forgot.

I put in a Big trampoline, A tree and a psycho monkey from pluto

WeirdDJ
25 Apr 2009, 02:56 PM
u get a monkey shaped trampoline a big as pluto

i put ;):oops::):P:confused::eek::idea::rolleyes::mad::spychic::laika:and:tullia:

funnyface
25 Apr 2009, 03:23 PM
Out comes a mutant fish with a hundred eyes and having a spaz attack whilst trying to stand up and eat bambo

I put in a bottle of coke, a chair, an xbox and a tv

Boat-Tie
25 Apr 2009, 05:29 PM
You die. .

daym0
25 Apr 2009, 05:46 PM
I put in an a KFC bucket, a 1 way ticket to somalia and a sign saying "I'M CARRYING GOLD"

WeirdDJ
25 Apr 2009, 07:05 PM
a hobo comes out and beats u up for the gold seeing as u have none he goes back in the machine and gets the KFC bucket, a 1 way ticket to somalia

i put a dog a lama a snow boot and a lump of cheese

Boat-Tie
27 Apr 2009, 06:56 AM
The Dog and Llama die due to your cheesy snow boot.

I put in Wierd DJ and the word Hello!

fishman
27 Apr 2009, 02:25 PM
out comes Lionel Richie, some turn-tables and a sign saying "avaiable for children's parties, weddings and barmitzfas"

I put in a cute meercat and a gorrila vindaloo

daym0
27 Apr 2009, 04:05 PM
Out pops a very cute looking gorrilia with heavy diareah that covers you in its ...uhmmm waste :eek:

i put in my school computers an old pair of knickers and an very strange looking fingerprint

fishman
27 Apr 2009, 05:42 PM
out comes a very old pervy IT teacher with a freakishly large index finger!!!

I put in some kendel mint cake, a diabetic baboon and some fish net stockings!

Lupia
28 Apr 2009, 09:08 PM
Out comes Alan Sugar in a Moulin Rouge Style drag outfit.

I insert twelve hair grips, a spanner, an orange, seven nuns and a cobbler.

Egral
29 Apr 2009, 02:13 AM
I insert twelve hair grips, a spanner, an orange, seven nuns and a cobbler.

Out pops Amy Winehouse's head including hair-do! The machine tried to smack her with the spanner but it made no difference. She was already smacked up AND spannered :D

The look of it made me puke so Amy's head went back in along with the bucket of sick.

Lupia
29 Apr 2009, 02:16 AM
Which made Pete Doherty come out.

I put in a teaset, a chainsaw and skis.

Egral
29 Apr 2009, 02:36 AM
I put in a teaset, a chainsaw and skis.

Out pop Boston, Texas & Aspen.

I put Duffy, Divine & Ozzy Osbourne into the machine.

fishman
29 Apr 2009, 01:14 PM
out come 2 good singers and a heavy metal singer that sucks ass!

i put in reeetard Jade Goodie

Egral
29 Apr 2009, 04:44 PM
i put in reeetard Jade Goodie

The vending machine grows legs, runs away and hurls itself off the nearest cliff.
Luckily there's another dysfunctional vending machine right next to it so in that one I put in...

Those annoying adverts (that always seem to be on at tea time) for incontinence, thrush & false teeth products.

funnyface
29 Apr 2009, 05:17 PM
out comes a annoying stalking giant tooth with an annoying lisp

I put in a Barrack Obama and Gordon Brown.

Egral
29 Apr 2009, 08:05 PM
Out pops:

Ack!! Bad moron - wrong Arab!! (the best anagram I could come up with!!)

I put in Gordon the Gopher and Roland Rat.

funnyface
29 Apr 2009, 08:15 PM
Out pops:

Ack!! Bad moron - wrong Arab!! (the best anagram I could come up with!!)

I put in Gordon the Gopher and Roland Rat.

out comes a hairy tailed baby... with missile launchers

I put in a Condom and a banana phone

lavalzer1
30 Apr 2009, 07:53 AM
out comes a banana flavoured condom that rings up whenever you insert
banana pone man wants it back!!!


i put in a can of coke and a bottle of pepsi
(see if owt happens the other way round)

fishman
30 Apr 2009, 01:05 PM
out pops the most epic battle of good an evil the world, nay, the cosmos has ever seen!!

i put in a simple, back country, happy, yet melancholy village field mouse, lost in thought, caught up in a life-changing dilemma of whether to nibble at himself, or write a poem

Egral
30 Apr 2009, 01:09 PM
i put in a can of coke and a bottle of pepsi

A violent scrap ensues inside the machine. It starts foaming at the slot, nuts & bolts fly out, sparks engulf it so that it looks like a Terminator is arriving. Then it all goes eerily quiet. It almost looks as if the machine is breathing a sigh of relief.

Out pops a bottle of Evian & a Ryvita cracker.

I put in Ricky Gervais and Ken Dodd along with a sheet of paper, a pair of scissors & a stone.

Edit: Darn it. Fishman beat me to it. Oh well - the mouse got fried during the scrap!!

gundamgirl
01 May 2009, 01:50 AM
out pops ricky gervais whos now makes people laugh. then large stone falls on him.

i put in a country cd and a death metal cd.

Egral
01 May 2009, 03:05 AM
i put in a country cd and a death metal cd.

Out pop Megadeth in concert singing 9 to 5.

I put in Stephen Hawkins and a ZX81

Kyle6432
01 May 2009, 08:15 PM
Out pops a robot

I put in a duck, a hippo a cat, and of course, some mustard

Stink
01 May 2009, 08:23 PM
Out comes duck tape, a hippo catapult and they are both seasoned with mustard.

I put in the whole forum and some Spam.

gundamgirl
02 May 2009, 12:25 AM
out comes corn beef hash and many other recipes from others.



i put in a motorcycle, 3 nails and a pigeon.

Kyle6432
02 May 2009, 12:28 AM
Out comes a rubbishly built aeroplane

I put in a moustache, 2 gerbils and some corn on the cob

Cazzah
02 May 2009, 01:24 AM
Out comes a cat-dog style gerbil ( has a head where its bum should be) with a moustache, and corn on the cob. corn always comes out the same way it goes in. always.

i put in a can of deoderant, a baby gorilla and a gameboy colour.

Egral
02 May 2009, 01:53 AM
i put in a can of deoderant, a baby gorilla and a gameboy colour.

Out pops Justin lee Collins.

I put in Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand & Andrew Sachs' Grand-daughter.

Kyle6432
02 May 2009, 12:21 PM
Out pops the ultimate talk show host, although better than the others, unforunately he's still terrible.

I put in a half melted snowman, and iguana with a monocle, a piece of Swiss cheese and a top hat

Cazzah
02 May 2009, 01:00 PM
out comes the monopoly man with a iguana & cheese flavoured snowcone.

i put in a tie, a ghost and a guitar

funnyface
02 May 2009, 02:22 PM
Out comes a man and immediately runs away to do drugs

I put in an Italian BMT and a Batman symbol

gundamgirl
05 May 2009, 12:12 AM
out came a toasted pannini in the shape of a bat.



i put in 50 pence and an empty can of coke.

Stink
05 May 2009, 07:47 AM
the machine uses the coke can to replicate the 50 pence hundreds of times.

I put in a 20 pound note and an old magazine!

WeirdDJ
05 May 2009, 06:43 PM
out pops action man (A.K.A michal Jackson)

i put in a giant banana a gold coin and RED riding hood

Egral
06 May 2009, 03:19 AM
i put in a giant banana a gold coin and RED riding hood

The machine has a think & decides a large dumb yellow thing & a silly cow infatuated with money has an obvious solution.

Out pop Katie Price & Peter Andre.

I put in Madonna & an african orphanage.

Stink
07 May 2009, 05:37 PM
Out pops a court.

I put in 2 things

Roadkill
07 May 2009, 08:42 PM
out pops 3 things

I put in the two best comeback insults ever

So in goes ya mum (eventhough she wouldn't fit) and ya face (eventhough you ugly)

Kyle6432
07 May 2009, 09:35 PM
Out pops your mum with your face on it.

I put in a sticky note, and an over ripe pear.

Deathstar 07
08 May 2009, 12:31 AM
out comes a gooey mess on a piece of A3 paper.

I put in a blank dvd and a book

Roadkill
09 May 2009, 02:16 AM
you get a pirate copy of Harry Potter XXVI were they are 19 in the book but 90 as actors :)

i put in a BOLD, ITALIC and UNDERLINE

Stink
12 May 2009, 07:01 AM
Out comes an Old Battastic underline.

I put in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 (a googol) things

Egral
12 May 2009, 06:17 PM
Out pop 333 bits: 00010010010010011010110100100101100101001100001101111100111010110000101100100111
10000100110001001100111000001011111100111000101011001110010000001000111000100001
00011010011111001010101010110010010000110000100010101000001011101000111100010000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000

I put in two Nybbles

Zakhep
12 May 2009, 10:59 PM
you got banned!

I put in a cake and paper

Getsomenuts
12 May 2009, 11:02 PM
The cake is a lie and the Machine kills you.

I put in the remain if Zakhep and a Dino-pony

Zakhep
12 May 2009, 11:07 PM
out comes Zakhep

I put in a banhammer and mod powers

Stink
14 May 2009, 08:06 AM
Mods go mad.

I put in 100 things.

Zakhep
14 May 2009, 08:08 AM
out comes a banhammer but I got it

I put in banned noobs and cake

Stink
15 May 2009, 06:07 AM
The banned noobs couldn't reach the cake because it is in the forum so they started crying until the machine gave it to them.


I put in . , : ;

Zakhep
15 May 2009, 08:00 AM
you got banned!

I put in the remain of Stink and a coin

fishman
15 May 2009, 02:38 PM
out comes a Euro

I put in some sweaty panties, ripped bras and a pervy old bob-sledder

Kyle6432
15 May 2009, 04:25 PM
The machine gets raped and then spits out a bob-sled

I put in another vending machine

Zakhep
16 May 2009, 12:53 AM
it bans you because you only put in 1 thing
Ban list:
Kyle6432

I put in the ban list and a mod

Stink
16 May 2009, 08:20 AM
Out comes a banned mod.

Zakhep
16 May 2009, 08:38 AM
you got banned because you put in nothing
Ban list:
Stink
Fabs
Kyle6432

I put in the ban list and a random user
__________________
the ban list is a lie

Stink
16 May 2009, 09:06 AM
You got banned and the ban list was cleared.

I put in 2 things.

Zakhep
16 May 2009, 10:13 AM
it moves the ban to you:P

I put in myself and the mod list

Kyle6432
17 May 2009, 12:52 AM
Out comes super-mod zakhep

I put in a battery and a yellow pencil crayon

Zakhep
17 May 2009, 01:41 AM
out comes a yellow battery

I put in another vending machine and Stink

Night Star
17 May 2009, 08:31 AM
A recycling bin like the one in your picture comes out. . :)

I put in three bottles of black, white and red liquid.

Zakhep
17 May 2009, 10:12 AM
out comes acid liquid

I put in acid liquid and my tv

Getsomenuts
17 May 2009, 09:21 PM
out comes acid liquid

I put in acid liquid and my tv

Acid liquid?? Whats that, I assume you mean Liquid Acid.

out comes a super high definition TV and I run off with it.

I put in some smelly sock, my brother and pirate hat with an attached I patch.

Zakhep
17 May 2009, 09:45 PM
out comes a fart
I put in acid liquid and my computer

Getsomenuts
17 May 2009, 09:49 PM
out comes a fart
I put in acid liquid and my computer

LIQUID ACED DAMN IT!

Out comes a Super computer and I also steal it. I put in a dead Zakhep and a ninja that constipated.

Zakhep
17 May 2009, 09:53 PM
out comes zakhep but he's an admin
I put in acid liquid and a hook

Getsomenuts
17 May 2009, 09:55 PM
out comes zakhep but he's an admin
I put in acid liquid and a hook

Liquid acid pours out and turn into a mutant hook and kills Zakhep (Whats it with you and Liquid acid and being a mod? you never will!)

I put in a cup of tea and the Queen.

Zakhep
17 May 2009, 09:58 PM
out comes zakhep but he's a super mod
I put in acid liquid and getsomenuts

Kyle6432
19 May 2009, 04:33 PM
Out pops mr T and he can shoot acid from his mouth.

I put in and iron, a top hat and the guy from everybody loves raymond, I think his names ray.

Zakhep
20 May 2009, 12:22 AM
out comes a 1t weight
I put in a mod and an admin
PS.this is the last post on the page

Stink
21 May 2009, 07:33 AM
PS.this is the last post on the page
Depends what your settings asre.
Out comes a supermod

I put it back in.

something name
21 May 2009, 02:43 PM
out comes a 1t weight
I put in a mod and an admin
PS.this is the last post on the page

And a brand new computer comes out with a note saying "STOP PUTTING FORUM THINGS IN ME!!"

I put an a cup holder and a lambo(lamborghinis do not have cupholders)

Kyle6432
24 May 2009, 11:54 PM
Duh! Isn't it obvious what will come out. :)

Out comes a guy holding a cup with a pic of a lambo on it. (I guess not)

I put in god, and the devil

something name
25 May 2009, 05:06 AM
Duh! Isn't it obvious what will come out. :)

Out comes a guy holding a cup with a pic of a lambo on it. (I guess not)

I put in god, and the devil

Then the big bang happened and the universe was created(so that's how it happened)
I put in wywy and a rocket launcher.

osmo
25 May 2009, 06:59 AM
you get a stuffed bear and a peice of wood.

i put in george bush

Zakhep
25 May 2009, 10:13 AM
it bans you because you only put in 1 thing
Ban list:
osmo

I put in osmo and getsomenuts

Napalm
25 May 2009, 10:15 AM
Out comes Flood and Mud - but they are stuck together.... ewww:tullia:

Kaizang
25 May 2009, 04:50 PM
i put them back in and out comes some dark matter that is too heavy to do anything with

Kyle6432
25 May 2009, 10:47 PM
I put in a yellow pencil, a stone and seven pizza's

Drillbit
25 May 2009, 11:58 PM
out comes a doner kabab and a stone like lump of ear wax

i put in 4 poofs and a piano

El Ryano
26 May 2009, 12:01 AM
Out comes the mystical closet of irony.

I put my left leg in, my left leg out. In, out, in, out, shake it all about

Drillbit
26 May 2009, 12:13 AM
out came the Reverend Scott Rennie (gay scotish minister) Doing the Hoky Coky

i put in susan bole, newcastle football club (religation - gutted) and one of the queens corgis

Keiji_Maeda
26 May 2009, 01:35 AM
Out comes an old-bearded St. Bernard with cists the size of footballs...

Ouch..

I put in:
An old pair of shoes, a copy of TF2 and my fingernail clippings :D

something name
26 May 2009, 02:33 AM
And out comes a magical talking waffle( wtf?)
I put in a Halo spartan and 7 waffles

Zakhep
26 May 2009, 03:19 AM
out comes some air
I put in the admin list and myself in

osmo
26 May 2009, 06:01 AM
you get banned for life

i put in an apple and a dog

Zakhep
26 May 2009, 08:38 AM
Ban list:
osmo

Kaizang
29 May 2009, 09:47 AM
i put in a mod and zakhep and a chainsaw

Zakhep
29 May 2009, 09:52 AM
out comes Zakhep a mod and with a chainsaw
I put in my computer and my TV

Kyle6432
29 May 2009, 02:33 PM
Ignoring zakheps post, out comes zakhep trying to kill the mod with the chainsaw because of his sick mod obsession

I put the vending machine in itself

Kaizang
29 May 2009, 03:00 PM
all hell breaks loose and quantum physics cease to exist

Deathstar 07
30 May 2009, 10:34 AM
I release Haruhi, who fixs the laws of physics instantaniously. I return her to her reality and put a Bugatti Veyron and a cat into the vending machine.

duk
31 May 2009, 04:45 PM
Out pops a kitty veyron!

I put in :spychic:, :laika: and :tullia:!

heavymetalrules
31 May 2009, 05:46 PM
out comes a dog/panda hybrid that eats spam

i put in :confused: , :eek: and :mad:

Zakhep
31 May 2009, 11:01 PM
out comes a ban:P

I put in:warning:;)and:grouphug:

Feistybear
01 Jun 2009, 05:22 PM
out comes a..... :grouphug: talking about a :warning: and instead of talking they just ;) at each other!

i put in a broken mobliephone and a dead battery with a bent sim card...

Kaizang
01 Jun 2009, 05:32 PM
out comes a walkie talkie with text capabilities and a button that that destroy the world!!

I put in zakhep and feisty bear

heavymetalrules
01 Jun 2009, 10:06 PM
out comes a thing too strange for words
i put in Kaizang and Zakhep

something name
02 Jun 2009, 05:35 AM
out comes a thing too strange for words
i put in Kaizang and Zakhep

And out comes stupidity
I put in Zekhep and a lightbulb

Zakhep
02 Jun 2009, 06:49 AM
out comes Zakhep with an iq of 250

I put in light and sound

something name
03 Jun 2009, 02:24 PM
out comes Zakhep with an iq of 250

I put in light and sound

and out comes a BAN. :P
I put in Zekhep and a milkshake.

Stink
03 Jun 2009, 06:32 PM
Out comes a gay Zakhep bumming himself.

No change there then.

I put in Uranus and Pluto

something name
03 Jun 2009, 06:34 PM
Out comes a gay Zakhep bumming himself.

No change there then.

I put in Uranus and Pluto

and out comes Stink.
I put in an officer and Zakhep.

duk
09 Jun 2009, 04:44 PM
Zakhep joins the army and is promoted to an officer five seconds before he is blown up

I put in Man united, chealsea and liverpool. Down united!

angroy
19 Jun 2009, 05:30 PM
Out comes the worst sport EVER.
Football.:p
Because I am insane I put in a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, a toilet plunger and a road sign.

duk
19 Jun 2009, 07:51 PM
:tullia: pops out and hands you a ban.

I put in :oops::p;):D:):(:idea::confused::eek::mad::cool::laika::tullia::evil::uk::angel::sob::yes::roman::P: grrr::dragon:

angroy
20 Jun 2009, 03:05 PM
:tullia: pops out and hands you a ban.

I put in :oops::p;):D:):(:idea::confused::eek::mad::cool::laika::tullia::evil::uk::angel::sob::yes::roman::P: grrr::dragon:

Out comes a pink roman half panda half dog thing, which has a union jack tatoo, a devil tail, a halo and a lightbulb abouve its head, big thumbs up hands, and 14 faces, each showing a different expression.
I think I will draw it!:)
I put in a pizza, a roman, a teuton, a Gaul, a Nartar and :spychic:ing frog

camerona1
03 Jul 2009, 03:03 PM
And out comes my speed server account :D

I put in Camerona1, A spanish flag and a pillow.

collider1
15 Jul 2009, 11:05 PM
out comes an enourmous man eating slug.
i shove it back in the vending machine along with the death star and 99% of the universe (but not earth or the sun)

collider1
16 Jul 2009, 05:02 PM
kaboom

out comes a coke

fishman
20 Jul 2009, 01:54 PM
I put the coke back in and the coke comes straight back out!! the dysfuntionality seems to be dysfunctional!

i put in a lemon, a herring and a colidoscope!!

N N N
27 Jul 2009, 08:32 PM
out pops a bright shiny sour fish

duk
27 Jul 2009, 08:38 PM
you are dysfunctional you didn't put anything in.
I put in:cookie:,:angel:,:cool:,:laika:

N N N
28 Jul 2009, 07:01 AM
out pops a bag of :spychic:

i put in:grrr::dragon:

Nickyide
28 Jul 2009, 02:11 PM
Out pops a cute kitty and when you reach down to pet it, it kills you in the most horrible and painful way possible! :D

I put in a rat, 35 gold, and BP.

stealthy ninja
28 Jul 2009, 05:42 PM
out comes a gold rat that cant be killed by cheeese

i put in youda and a dysfunctional vending machine and a :tullia:

collider1
29 Jul 2009, 01:38 PM
out comes fishmans collidoscope
i put in a collidoscope, myself (collider1),
a super collider (type of particle accelerator)and and a person colliding with a wall.

Nickyide
30 Jul 2009, 02:08 PM
Out comes a wtf?!?!

I put in earth, air, fire, and water.

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:03 PM
out comes hot soggy bubbly mud
i put in same stuff as before

Cazzah
30 Jul 2009, 06:05 PM
out comes you, getting shot very fast into a wall. Gutted.

I put in a shortbread biscuit, a traffic cone, a road sign and a music festival ticket. ( things from my room)

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:07 PM
out comes a death star
i manage to not hit the wall and end up going back in the machine with all my other collider related stuff

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:08 PM
btw the death star then shoots you
gutted right back at you
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Bloodcurdled
30 Jul 2009, 06:14 PM
I put collider1 in with salmon tied to both hands, and a Grizzly Bear.
Here's to hoping the resulting mess will prevent him from ever posting again.

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:17 PM
i come back out with a bearskin coat
i put all my collider stuff in again and will keep doing so untill something good comes out

Bloodcurdled
30 Jul 2009, 06:18 PM
/me unplugs vending machine

Cazzah
30 Jul 2009, 06:18 PM
I put collider1 in with salmon tied to both hands, and a Grizzly Bear.
Here's to hoping the resulting mess will prevent him from ever posting again.

out comes a filled up grizzly bear. where'd collider go? Oh well...

I put in Hitler, Mussolini, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin laden and a fluffly puppy.

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:19 PM
out comes me again

i shove cazzah in
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

Cazzah
30 Jul 2009, 06:21 PM
and Out I pop, since nothing else was in with me
/fail
I push in collider, unplug it, smash up the machine then get it crushed into little paperweights.

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:24 PM
i randomly appear behind you and turn you into a dysfunctional vending machine then i put in the entire universe except me and everything i need to survive happily

Cazzah
30 Jul 2009, 06:27 PM
i randomly appear behind you and turn you into a dysfunctional vending machine then i put in the entire universe except me and everything i need to survive happily

out pops a snowglobe.
In goes chicken korma and austin powers.

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 06:30 PM
you cant put austin powers in as he already went in with the rest of the universe

Nickyide
30 Jul 2009, 07:07 PM
Out pops collider1 dead.
HAHA!
I put in Travian and beer. :D

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 07:11 PM
out comes me alive i shove everyone in the universe except me and people who i like and a massive bomb

Nickyide
30 Jul 2009, 07:14 PM
The bomb explodes, kills you all, and then everything you just put in comes out in perfect condition.

I put in stuff and more stuff.

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 07:22 PM
how? the bomb was with everyone else not me

Cazzah
30 Jul 2009, 07:23 PM
how? the bomb was with everyone else not me

its dysfunctional remeber ;)

I put in the travian servers!

collider1
30 Jul 2009, 07:46 PM
out comes me with a big gun

i put in cazzah's charred remains

stealthy ninja
30 Jul 2009, 11:13 PM
out comes a collider1 seeking missile that will keep respwaning until he shuts up :)

Leicestonion
31 Jul 2009, 12:58 AM
i switch the machine back on and watch from a high point the missile chasing collider down the road...

Then feed the machine with a bus ticket, piece of chewed gum and a copy of Jamie Olivers Recipe book.

Nickyide
31 Jul 2009, 01:01 AM
Out pops a jamie olivers made of gum and chewed up bus tickets.

I put in an awesome sig, a horrible sig, a sig making guide, photoshop, and gimp

collider1
31 Jul 2009, 11:44 AM
out comes an anti missile gun and shoots down the missile following me
i jump in the machine

Nickyide
31 Jul 2009, 01:49 PM
Nothing comes out.
I put in an atomic bomb along with collider1, unplug the machine, then run away so I don't die.

collider1
31 Jul 2009, 02:05 PM
if you remember what happens to bombs in the machine then you know what happens next
you get blown up!!!! just wat happened to me

Victim
09 Aug 2009, 10:54 PM
But the machines unplugged so it's no longer even dysfunctional. Therefore, your stuck in a vending machine with a bomb. Once the bomb has exploded, I put in a Janitor, an engineer and an electrician to fix and clean the machine.
Sadly, I didn't pay them so the machine is once again dysfunctional.

collider1
10 Aug 2009, 03:00 PM
out comes me with the bomb and the timer is muddled up and it says 300000000 years till it blows up i dig a hole bury the bomb and put any remaining mud and the shovel in the machine then calmly walk away whilst setting an alarm on my phone for 300000000 years time reminding me not to go near the machine

Jonny Red
12 Aug 2009, 07:52 PM
*walks upto machine*....'hmm whats this funny looking contraption?'

*pokes around the various flaps n slots*.....ah, i spy an 'in' slot....

What'll happen if i put a chicken drumstick, a pork scratching and a nun's hairy nipple in there i wonder?

Drillbit
12 Aug 2009, 07:57 PM
out comes a Bloody Mary (the drink:P) the contents of a bars hover and a KFC

puts in a Advent Laptop * a 2 Euro Coin and a peice of chewed gum


*other makes and models are availible and i wouldnt really recomend getting an advent anyway as they are useless:P

Waterwolfmon
12 Aug 2009, 08:48 PM
Out pops a Cheeky Girls CD.

Puts in Franky Boyle, Dara O´Brien, Hugh Dennis, Russel Howard, and the bald one.

Jonny Red
13 Aug 2009, 09:39 AM
:eek: look whats come out....its a hairless 3 legged one eyed cocker spaniel with pigeon toes and a bark that sounds like Bon Jovi's 'living on a prayer'.


I'm gonna throw it back in with Lenny Henry, Anne Robinson, Bin Laden's beard trimmings and a sardine!

collider1
13 Aug 2009, 05:23 PM
out coes a laser gun that betroys the world
i pick it up and BANG! in goes the subatomic particles that were once the world

Lucireo
01 Sep 2009, 04:46 PM
I Put in a pice of Toilet paper
A Broken Teddy and a bad travien account

reddude
01 Sep 2009, 08:43 PM
I Put in a pice of Toilet paper
A Broken Teddy and a bad travien account

out pops a constipated noob clutching a (now fixed) teddy

i put in an orange, a baseball cap and a fanta:p

collider1
06 Sep 2009, 05:37 PM
out comes an orange baseball cap that tastes like fanta in goes a giant fish

fishman
08 Sep 2009, 12:43 PM
out comes FISHMAN!!!!!!!!!

I put in Nick (Leicestonion) and Jonny Red!:rolleyes:

Lucireo
10 Sep 2009, 06:59 PM
Out comes a idiot
I put in Myself!

Drillbit
10 Sep 2009, 07:07 PM
out comes a toad

i put in laika and tullia

collider1
11 Sep 2009, 05:44 PM
out comes a dead panda
i cut out some of its organs and put them in

Darkest
11 Sep 2009, 06:07 PM
The Vending machine recognised the Heart, the Kidney and the Brain.
So out popped a Spade, a Dad's Elbow and some peas.

I put in my hand, and then my other hand.

WeirdDJ
11 Sep 2009, 06:42 PM
out pops you head


weirddj is back


i put in a phone thing 1 and some :spychic:

General Raptor
11 Sep 2009, 07:04 PM
Out pops a victoria sponge cake
I put in a Snickers bar and some extra nuts.

WeirdDJ
12 Sep 2009, 02:27 PM
out pop a cross breed between mr tee and a whale


i put in a dog a ps3 and a giant question mark

Lucireo
12 Sep 2009, 08:58 PM
Lol New post i put in Me A Geek and Fabs Pic

Nickyide
13 Sep 2009, 03:34 PM
Out comes me! wtf?!?
I put my self back in along with wtf?!?

collider1
13 Sep 2009, 07:05 PM
out comes a new universe which starts to grow bigger and bigger and crushes everything in our universe
inside the universe is the vending machine, me and millions of cuckoo clocks i start throwing them into the machine so that there will be more stuff in this universe other than cuckoo clocks
in goes the first cuckoo clock.

Glenny
18 Sep 2009, 07:10 PM
outcomes a piece of paper saying thanks fans for all the stuff to sell on ebay. I climb into it

Lucireo
18 Sep 2009, 07:51 PM
out comes a Female!

I put the next person to post in

Glenny
18 Sep 2009, 08:02 PM
and back out i pop.

I put the last person to post in

collider1
19 Sep 2009, 04:20 PM
out comes another damned cuckoo clock
i thow ten of them in

Drillbit
19 Sep 2009, 04:49 PM
Aarrr out O ye Chest is apperin 10 Pirates AARRRR

Pirate accent Fail

I put in ten nijas and 40 pirates

Glenny
19 Sep 2009, 05:24 PM
out pops Dark Wing Duck.

I put in spoons and some ham

collider1
25 Sep 2009, 06:56 PM
out comes some strange stuff that looks like ham but tastes like spoon

i goes more cuckoo clocks and i say stuff into the coin slot so there are words in there too

Lucireo
27 Sep 2009, 06:32 PM
Out comes A Twister

I Put in Ultimate ninja

Glenny
28 Sep 2009, 06:41 PM
out comes an afro samurai dvd

i put The Stig and a slice of Veda in

Leon
01 Oct 2009, 09:51 PM
rotten pizza comes out, with little stig shaped anchovies.

i put half an egg, quarter of a cup of flour and a lump of butter in.

collider1
03 Oct 2009, 12:29 PM
out comes a cake
you take a bite out of it only to discover that it is made out of concrete
in goes 105727576 cuckoo clocks

Dan Fury
21 Oct 2009, 05:35 PM
Out pops 105727576 birds who pick you to death!

I put in a spaceship, a dog and the titanic.

Glenny
23 Oct 2009, 04:49 PM
out pops several threads from this forum

i put in th carcas of Rammy

Gouranga
25 Oct 2009, 01:59 AM
Out comes the holy ram in all his glory, and a poncho

I put in Israel

Drillbit
25 Oct 2009, 03:20 AM
out comes a WW

I put in a NaNoWriMo novel, two pumpkins and a tub of orange paint

reddude
25 Oct 2009, 07:40 AM
Out comes a book about a pumpkin. (soz but i really couldn't think of anything else:oops:)

I put in a vampire, ghosts and some garlic

major biscuit
27 Oct 2009, 11:04 AM
Out comes a book about a pumpkin. (soz but i really couldn't think of anything else:oops:)

I put in a vampire, ghosts and some garlic

a block of edam comes out

i put in 3 smileys and half a slipper

Glenny
27 Oct 2009, 01:51 PM
out comes Carol Smiley in a pair of slippers

i put in a bat and a ball

reddude
04 Nov 2009, 08:15 PM
Out comes Andy Murray.

I put in a camera, a poppy and a sharpener

Lucireo
21 Nov 2009, 07:11 PM
you get a remote control poppy that can kill when it faces you

I put in a DSI a Camra And a 1,000,000 Volt Battry

Please use the edit button in future

laughing ram
21 Nov 2009, 07:15 PM
...out comes a transformer.
I put in a shirt, shoe and a monkey wearing a tophat.

Gouranga
21 Nov 2009, 07:25 PM
Out comes mikey in a tophat

I put in a blimp, and a banana

Glenny
22 Nov 2009, 01:17 PM
out comes my best friends pregnant fiancée

i put in my fist and a baby photo of Rammy

N N N
28 Nov 2009, 04:06 PM
You pull your fist out and it has sprouted tiny ickle horns.

I put in Tullia, then realise i have to stop the vending machine from getting her and jump in myself

Jonny Red
06 Dec 2009, 05:04 PM
You pull your fist out and it has sprouted tiny ickle horns.

I put in Tullia, then realise i have to stop the vending machine from getting her and jump in myself

Out pops a meerkat in a Ronnie Corbett mask breathing fire and throwing bananas ninja style.


I hurriedly chuck in an unopened Peter Andre cd of 'mysterious girl', Jon out of Jedward (the other one got away...the lil bugger!) and Wacko Jacko's white glove clutching a bag of monkey nuts!

Medusa
06 Dec 2009, 05:53 PM
out pops a scaled down version of the same vending machine


I put in dog crap, and Nick Jonas (well wats the difference)

Fallacies13
06 Dec 2009, 07:07 PM
Out comes Peter Griffin.

I put in a sack of dog meat and a drum of kitten litter.

georgewb13
07 Jan 2010, 08:43 PM
out comes a dog eating cat litter and a cat eating dog meat

i put in a can of coke and a bottle of cherryade

Jack
16 Jan 2010, 09:38 PM
out pops an oompaloompa on crack

i put in a piece of cheese and a smilie

jay09acmilan
30 Jan 2010, 03:46 PM
Nothings happens so you recurve nothing you just cry in a corner after being dissed by a vending machine to make it worse it was dysfunctional

I put in a toilet myself and a nice girl ( note : if you hear anything come from inside please leave and be quiet about it )

major biscuit
05 Feb 2010, 05:44 PM
out pops a small onion ring

i put in a can of deodrant, a hamster and dennis the mennis mug

jay09acmilan
07 Feb 2010, 02:42 PM
out pops a midget dressed as an elf eating spam and rudolfs ear :)

i put in nothing cause it says out of order on the machine :D

infernalrex
04 Mar 2010, 06:40 PM
After you put nothing in it spits out absouletly everything in the world.

After it finshes I dig through and put a hedgehog in

Mouse-Keyboard
04 Mar 2010, 07:15 PM
Out comes a woodlouse and a box of pins


I put in some mouldy cheese and a crowbar

Purplejelly86
06 Mar 2010, 03:22 PM
And out a pot of yogurt with some secret suprises

I then place in a bottle of Apple and Mange flavoured water, a Towel, and a screwdriver

Lucireo
12 Mar 2010, 07:17 PM
you end up with a dummy and a automatic dipper chager for yourself
i put in my little bro a diapper a dummy make up cleaning things and a madis outit