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Mouse-Keyboard
30 Apr 2010, 07:17 PM
'Man recovers from Fatal accident.'

That was the headline RH quoted.

Tibs
30 Apr 2010, 07:21 PM
I'm trying to recover from being sexually abused :(:break::sob: (and I havent yet)

King Gary
01 May 2010, 03:41 AM
My dog was abducted by aliens

Hamster fuzz
02 May 2010, 12:17 PM
Schniffle shcnoffel

Lord Norchard
02 May 2010, 12:49 PM
[beep....beep.....beep....beep....] Hello boss, I'm sorry but I can't come in today, last night at the pub I lit my own fart and the pain is unbearable and I'm in hospital, Ward 3 if you would be kind enough to come and see me. (turns the TV off mute)

Please do not double post.

Gouranga
02 May 2010, 03:00 PM
Worlds Worst sick day excuse

Sorry there was a justice league meeting

major biscuit
02 May 2010, 08:11 PM
well i went to africa...and the long and short of the story is, ive got aids

fishman
03 May 2010, 12:41 PM
1st:

The receptionist has a restraining order against me.


2nd:

Sorry there was a justice league meeting

3rd:

Can't come in today .. or for the next 25 yrs actually.. my court case just finished :(

~~~Leaderboard~~~
Fishman - 24 Points
Major Biscuit 24 Points
Saffy-23 Points
Nikkike - 15 points +1
Hamster Fuzz - 13 Points
Gouranga - 13 points +2
King Gary - 9 points
Mouse-Keyboard 9 Points +5
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin - 7 points
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Fizzy - 6 points
Heavymetal rules - 5 Points
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

Mouse-Keyboard to go next!

Mouse-Keyboard
03 May 2010, 12:45 PM
First place! :)

EDIT: Worst thing to hear a dalek say.

fishman
03 May 2010, 12:54 PM
Worst thing to hear a dalek say.

Excitable.... er, Extinguish, um.... Exhilarate..... sorry guys, what was my line again?

Saffy
03 May 2010, 01:10 PM
I can now climb stairs!
mwhahaha

PeachyMcWiggins
03 May 2010, 02:15 PM
I think I lost my keys. :oops:

major biscuit
03 May 2010, 04:02 PM
well, of bad things to hear a dalek say i would've thought exterminate would have been quite high up :p

dont make me angry...you wont like me when im angry

Nikkike
03 May 2010, 04:51 PM
You know what this long nose is REALLY for, don't you, darlin' ? ;)

http://www.sfsfw.org/a/34/dalek1.gif

Hamster fuzz
03 May 2010, 05:33 PM
First place! :)

EDIT: Worst thing to hear a dalek say.

Exfoliate :-P

Gouranga
03 May 2010, 08:26 PM
Worst thing to hear a dalek say.

Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Ejaculate!

Not sure if this breaks the forum rules?

Edit: Kudos to Saffy for clarification

Mouse-Keyboard
04 May 2010, 03:04 PM
Should I judge now or wait for more?

Saffy
04 May 2010, 03:41 PM
If you think there are enough entries then judge, if not, wait for a day :)

Mouse-Keyboard
04 May 2010, 04:07 PM
If you think there are enough entries then judge, if not, wait for a day :)
I'll judge now :)

Worst thing to hear a dalek say:

http://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_1.jpgFirsthttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_1.jpg

I can now climb stairs!
mwhahaha


http://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_2.jpgSecondhttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_2.jpg

Exfoliate :-P


http://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0002/img/t/t1_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_3.jpgThirdhttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0002/img/t/t1_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_3.jpg

Excitable.... er, Extinguish, um.... Exhilarate..... sorry guys, what was my line again?


~~~Leaderboard~~~
Saffy-28 Points +5
Fishman - 25 Points +1
Major Biscuit 24 Points
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points +2
Gouranga - 13 points
King Gary - 9 points
Mouse-Keyboard
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Fizzy - 6 points
Heavymetal rules
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

Saffy to post next ;)

Saffy
04 May 2010, 04:15 PM
I'm sorry Fishman, I can't hear you over my winning :cool:

Worst thing to hear at Nobel Prize giving

Mouse-Keyboard
04 May 2010, 04:29 PM
And receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, George W. Bush!

Do you like the decoration?

Nikkike
04 May 2010, 06:08 PM
And this long awaited prize goes to:

Idi Amin .. a gentleman and a scholar :D

Mouse-Keyboard
04 May 2010, 06:15 PM
And this long awaited prize goes to:

Idi Amin .. a gentleman and a scholar :D

I beat you to that joke. And you forgot the peace bit ;)

major biscuit
04 May 2010, 06:30 PM
we are the peacemakers, we make peace...whether they want it or not

Gouranga
04 May 2010, 08:10 PM
I'm sorry Fishman, I can't hear you over my winning :cool:

Worst thing to hear at Nobel Prize giving

*no applause* You suck!

fishman
05 May 2010, 09:27 AM
I'm sorry Fishman, I can't hear you over my winning :cool:

all part of the plan! :rolleyes: thus making your eventual demise all the more sweet ;)



Worst thing to hear at Nobel Prize giving

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Dr von-BaBong for his outstanding work in weaponising Cannabis :D

Hamster fuzz
06 May 2010, 09:57 AM
I'm sorry Fishman, I can't hear you over my winning :cool:

Worst thing to hear at Nobel Prize giving

Presenter: Due to new racism rules, I'm forced to give every award to Barrack Obama.

Fizzy
06 May 2010, 10:04 AM
"and now to explain the new voting system, may I present.... Simon Cowell!"

Saffy
06 May 2010, 03:49 PM
1st

*no applause* You suck!
Classic but hilarious
2nd

we are the peacemakers, we make peace...whether they want it or not
Again classic, but funny
3rd

"and now to explain the new voting system, may I present.... Simon Cowell!"
Gah!

~Leader Board~
Saffy-28 Points
Major Biscuit 26 Points +2
Fishman - 25 Points
Gouranga - 18 points +5
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
King Gary - 9 points
Mouse-Keyboard - 8 points
Fizzy - 7 points +1
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Heavymetal rules
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

Gouranga to post next

Gouranga
07 May 2010, 03:06 PM
Worst Thing to hear in an exam

Nikkike
07 May 2010, 03:20 PM
Worst Thing to hear in an exam

Anyone who fails this will be taken out and shot! :D

Hamster fuzz
07 May 2010, 03:25 PM
Worst Thing to hear in an exam

"Due to discrimination rules. All the black children have passed."

Mouse-Keyboard
07 May 2010, 03:48 PM
"Due to discrimination rules. All the black children have passed."

You used basically the same line last round.

Nikkike
07 May 2010, 04:48 PM
You used basically the same line last round.

You use the same line every time in the Now Listening To thread! ;)

MJ this
MJ that
MJ the other

:D

Mouse-Keyboard
07 May 2010, 04:50 PM
You use the same line every time in the Now Listening To thread! ;)

MJ this
MJ that
MJ the other

:D

Actually I put the song first :)

1. This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 19 seconds.

St0rM 59
07 May 2010, 05:08 PM
In this Hstory test, we are Learning about Adolf Hitler! Tom, please use the Nazi Salute *Does it* POLICE! POLICE! Arrest this Boy!!!! Oh Man!

major biscuit
08 May 2010, 02:34 PM
please note, you are only allowed to write in blood for this 120 minute exam

Tibs
09 May 2010, 07:51 AM
There is a boy called Pete and everybodys calling him potato head.

Suddenly Pete turns around and is about to sweare at them when the school bully says. 'Hey Pete, get back to your exam or I'll turn you into a mashed potato.'

King Gary
09 May 2010, 06:48 PM
Did you or did you not threaten to overrule him?

fishman
10 May 2010, 09:04 AM
Worst Thing to hear in an exam
now remember class, write at the top whether or not you would go out with me and what you would be prepared to do on the first date, and yes this question is worth at least 70% of your grade!

Gouranga
13 May 2010, 12:08 PM
1st. I hated that exam :(



now remember class, write at the top whether or not you would go out with me and what you would be prepared to do on the first date, and yes this question is worth at least 70% of your grade!
2nd

Did you or did you not threaten to overrule him?
3rd

please note, you are only allowed to write in blood for this 120 minute exam

Sorry for the delay life has been busy

fishman
13 May 2010, 12:31 PM
*sings his happy Saffy song*
la la la laaa woo woo woo wooooooo
~Leader Board~
Fishman - 30 Points + 5
Saffy-28 Points
Major Biscuit 27 Points + 1
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
King Gary - 11 points + 2
Mouse-Keyboard - 8 points
Fizzy - 7 points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Heavymetal rules
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

next is:

World's worst Labour Leader successor speach

Mouse-Keyboard
13 May 2010, 03:20 PM
"We look forward to a Balls lead government."

EDIT: I just realised it would say Balls, Ed on the ballot papers :P

Saffy
13 May 2010, 04:13 PM
I am here to help the great unwashed... NO I mean the common people!

RighteousKill
13 May 2010, 07:27 PM
Do I HAVE To Do this CrappySpeech?! In front of ALL these Brain-dead Loners? We are not on air right?!

major biscuit
13 May 2010, 09:34 PM
i boris johnson...


i dont actually know what party he's in but nevermind

fishman
14 May 2010, 04:21 PM
i boris johnson...

Major lolz, was just what i was thinking when i chose the subject :P


i dont actually know what party he's in but nevermind

Conservative, but that kinda makes it funnier :P



n e ways, still on:
World's worst Labour Leader successor speach

Mouse-Keyboard
14 May 2010, 04:25 PM
n e ways, still on:
World's worst Labour Leader successor speach

I'm surprised I'm the only one to make one about Ed Balls. I have an improvement "Now we are in the new Balls administration..."

King Gary
16 May 2010, 08:51 PM
Shut up you bigoted woman, leave me alone!!!

Who let her in, was it Sue again??

Gouranga
16 May 2010, 09:12 PM
World's worst Labour Leader successor speach

Some people never thought I coulde do it, but I, Nick Griffin is finally is in a position of power

fishman
17 May 2010, 11:41 AM
1st

i boris johnson...


i dont actually know what party he's in but nevermind
2nd

Do I HAVE To Do this CrappySpeech?! In front of ALL these Brain-dead Loners? We are not on air right?!

3rd

I am here to help the great unwashed... NO I mean the common people!

~Leader Board~
Major Biscuit 32 Points +5
Fishman - 30 Points
Saffy-29 Points +1
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
King Gary - 11 points
Mouse-Keyboard - 8 points
Fizzy - 7 points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Heavymetal rules
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
RighteousKill - 2 points +2
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point


major biscuit next!!!

major biscuit
17 May 2010, 04:27 PM
thank you :)
boris ftw

worst thing to hear in a supermarket

Steve10
17 May 2010, 05:01 PM
boris ftw

worst thing to hear in a supermarket

I'm sorry but we can not offer a refund for the maggot you found in your salad because you did eat all of it.

Nikkike
17 May 2010, 06:48 PM
worst thing to hear in a supermarket


Congratulations! You've got the job! You can start now! :D

Saffy
17 May 2010, 07:44 PM
Please be careful of the free range geese, they are still... free...

(Also Fishman you blatantly didn't give me that spot to make me lower than you.)

fishman
18 May 2010, 09:08 AM
(Also Fishman you blatantly didn't give me that spot to make me lower than you.)

Gebuh!!! I'm not that devious!! Just ask pynchon in Cap the pic 2!!! I came 2nd, but still gave him top points on various occasions as his captions deserved it! so nyah!!! :p plus, i put major B above me!! :eek:


n e who


worst thing to hear in a supermarket

First Aider to Aisle 4... Mr Jefferys has got his bits stuck to the freezer again

major biscuit
19 May 2010, 03:45 PM
fail amount of entry's :P


I'm sorry but we can not offer a refund for the maggot you found in your salad because you did eat all of it.

1st with 5 points


Please be careful of the free range geese, they are still... free...


2nd with 2 points




First Aider to Aisle 4... Mr Jefferys has got his bits stuck to the freezer again

3rd with 1 point


~Leader Board~
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Fishman - 31 Points + 1 point
Saffy-31 Points + 2 points
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
King Gary - 11 points
Mouse-Keyboard - 8 points
Fizzy - 7 points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
steve10 - 5 points + 5 points
Heavymetal rules
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
RighteousKill - 2 points +2
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

Gouranga
19 May 2010, 08:53 PM
Im sure we had that before

Mouse-Keyboard
19 May 2010, 08:56 PM
Im sure we had that before

That was announcements on the speaker things.

major biscuit
20 May 2010, 04:29 PM
Im sure we had that before

i dunno, i dont read back through them all to see

Steve10
20 May 2010, 04:40 PM
Thanks!

Anyway.

Worlds Worst Slogan!

Mouse-Keyboard
20 May 2010, 04:58 PM
Thanks!

Anyway.

Worlds Worst Slogan!

That's quite a broad topic...

I'll try to think of something though...

Steve10
20 May 2010, 06:00 PM
That's quite a broad topic...

I'll try to think of something though...

Ok I'll change it a bit


World's Worst Slogan For A Children's Toy

fishman
21 May 2010, 08:49 AM
World's Worst Slogan For A Children's Toy

Barbie and Ken - Taliban, 9/10 dont actually explode

Mouse-Keyboard
21 May 2010, 04:12 PM
World's Worst Slogan For A Children's Toy

With the new Michael Jackson doll little kids can play with him!

major biscuit
21 May 2010, 04:59 PM
slinky is sexy

Nikkike
21 May 2010, 05:13 PM
With the new Michael Jackson doll little kids can play with him!

LOLZ .. i was trying to think of something like this .. you beat me to it again! :D

infernalrex
21 May 2010, 06:30 PM
It's harmful, it's infectious, it's unstable, it's the new Make-Your-Own-Virus-Kit!
Side effecs may include death, a huge epidemic from a brand new disease, headaches, vomiting. diahorrea, fever, serious nausea, another Black Death etc....

septimus ii
22 May 2010, 01:31 AM
Placeholder




Grow Your Own Devil's Snare
Perfect for that unwanted nephew















Placeholder

Gouranga
22 May 2010, 03:01 AM
New max the peado doll, now with real intentions!

Steve10
22 May 2010, 12:12 PM
With the new Michael Jackson doll little kids can play with him!

1st With 5 Points


Barbie and Ken - Taliban, 9/10 dont actually explode

2nd With 2 Points




Grow Your Own Devil's Snare
Perfect for that unwanted nephew

3rd With 1 Points

~Leader Board~
Fishman - 33 Points +2 Points
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Saffy-31 Points
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 points +5 Points
King Gary - 11 points
Fizzy - 7 points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Steve10 - 5 points
Heavymetal rules
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
RighteousKill - 2 points
septimus ii - 1 Point +1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

Mouse-Keyboard
22 May 2010, 12:15 PM
I won :)

"Worst message to see on a doormat"

Steve10
22 May 2010, 12:18 PM
'Oh No, Not You Again'

Steve10
22 May 2010, 12:24 PM
There's a camera in this doormat, it likes your underwear!

septimus ii
22 May 2010, 01:10 PM
I can think of loads of things, but they all need to be accompanied by an appropriate creepy facial expression :(

scottyboyle90
22 May 2010, 01:18 PM
right lets see whats under there then

Nikkike
22 May 2010, 02:26 PM
"Worst message to see on a doormat"

WELCOME TO BARRYMORE'S

Come In And Party! :D

heavymetalrules
22 May 2010, 04:07 PM
If you can read this then you are in range.

major biscuit
22 May 2010, 10:15 PM
there ISNT a big hole under neath this mat, HONEST!

Saffy
22 May 2010, 10:17 PM
'Beware of Sharks'

King Gary
22 May 2010, 11:00 PM
Say what you want, i won't argue

That's really good, i want that on my doormat now

Name_Already_Taken
23 May 2010, 02:04 AM
القاعدة


Translation: Al-Qaeda

Mouse-Keyboard
23 May 2010, 07:21 AM
القاعدة


Translation: Al-Qaeda

You would have done better if you'd put "Al-Qaeda" in English as your entry.

Gouranga
23 May 2010, 01:04 PM
You forgot your keys

Mouse-Keyboard
23 May 2010, 01:29 PM
Worst thing to see on a doormat:



http://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_1.jpgFirsthttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_1.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_1.jpg

'Oh No, Not You Again'




http://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_2.jpgSecondhttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0004/img/t/t1_2.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_2.jpg

If you can read this then you are in range.




http://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0002/img/t/t1_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_3.jpgThirdhttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t2_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t3_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0002/img/t/t1_3.jpghttp://s1.travian.co.uk/gpack/travian_0003/img/t/t4_3.jpg

'Beware of Sharks'





~Leader Board~
Fishman - 33 Points
Saffy - 33 Points (+2)
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 15 points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 points
King Gary - 11 points
Steve10 - 10 points (+5)
Fizzy - 7 points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
93ross - 6 Points
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
Heavymetal rules - ? (+1)
horse - 2 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
RighteousKill - 2 points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point






Steve10 to post next ;)

Steve10
23 May 2010, 03:48 PM
Worlds Worst TV Idea

Saffy
23 May 2010, 03:48 PM
Big Brother.

Mouse-Keyboard
23 May 2010, 04:04 PM
Big Brother.

Nothing can beat that :depress:

93ross
23 May 2010, 05:25 PM
'When Katie met Boris Johnson - A sequal to when Katie met Peter.'




*Katie = Katie Price if you havn't seen the programme (not that you would want too. :P)

Name_Already_Taken
23 May 2010, 06:14 PM
Train spotting ~ Series 11.

Mouse-Keyboard
23 May 2010, 06:15 PM
Watching paint dry episode 5 - Red

King Gary
23 May 2010, 06:37 PM
Ant and Dec present another beign, pathetic, commercialy driven attempt at saturday night entertainment. Oh no, wait, it's Vernon Kay now, isn't it :rolleyes:

RighteousKill
24 May 2010, 05:25 PM
Hot Spots = Episode 15

Scientists Heat Abnormal Spots

Nikkike
24 May 2010, 05:59 PM
Worlds Worst TV Idea


This Morning With John Prescott

infernalrex
24 May 2010, 07:58 PM
Torturing And Messy Killing- Live! (With lots of blood etc.)
(If you wanna be a member of the show then just file a complaint against us and we will send a few heavily armed brutes!)

Steve10
24 May 2010, 08:43 PM
FIRST PLACE!



'When Katie met Boris Johnson - A sequal to when Katie met Peter.'




*Katie = Katie Price if you havn't seen the programme (not that you would want too. :P)

SECOND PLACE PLACE!


This Morning With John Prescott [/CENTER]

THIRD PLACE!


Big Brother.


~Leader Board~

Saffy - 34 Points (+1)
Fishman - 33 Points
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 17 points (+2)
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 points
93ross - 11 Points (+5)
King Gary - 11 points
Steve10 - 10 points
Fizzy - 7 points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 points
dotf - 6 points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 points
RighteousKill - 2 points
Heavymetal rules - 1 Point
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point

major biscuit
24 May 2010, 08:44 PM
chuck norris vs ............




awwww, literally like 2 seconds late XD

93ross
24 May 2010, 08:50 PM
Thanks Steve. :)
I will judge in the next 24/48 hours.



'Worst thing to hear in an interview.'

Saffy
24 May 2010, 09:05 PM
I won't be able to work anytime soon, new wife and all- when is the company trip?
'...'
Oh, I'll be ok then

heavymetalrules
24 May 2010, 09:21 PM
"So the starting salary is 15,000 and rises to 30,000 after a year? I'll come back in a year then."

And PS, I have 6 points, not 1.

Gouranga
24 May 2010, 09:25 PM
'Worst thing to hear in an interview.'

We take all kinds here at Ritual Sacrifice Inc.

Name_Already_Taken
24 May 2010, 09:49 PM
We are pleased to offer you the position of head waiter at Lotus Floating Chinese Restaurant...

Oh one last question, you arn't allergic to cats are you?

septimus ii
25 May 2010, 01:00 AM
"We're pleased to offer you a place at Cambridge"

Yes it's exam time :-(

fishman
25 May 2010, 09:03 AM
'Worst thing to hear in an interview.'

AAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa, you seriously thought you might get the job?! oh, my sides hurt, hhaaahahahahaa, lol lol lol, i'll tell you what, we'll give you a call if a trainee tea boy position ever opens up!!! ..... ...... Jeff Jeff, i think he actually thought he stood a chance!! what a moron!! omg, i'm never gonna stop laughing!! aaaahahahahahhaaaaaa :D

Steve10
25 May 2010, 04:34 PM
Welcome to Enron, would you like to buy a million shares?

RighteousKill
25 May 2010, 04:34 PM
So Here's My Problems.. I'm no good before 5:00pm, I Sleep on the job, I Dropped out of school, Im Mentally Insane, My Head hurts if im round computers for more than 10 Mins, I Slack off, I Hate you (Secretly :)), I Have No Qualifications, i Shoot Stuff at point Blanc.

So When do i start?

Orange Dave
25 May 2010, 04:47 PM
'Worst thing to hear in an interview.'

I've been expecting you Mr. Bond.

major biscuit
25 May 2010, 05:18 PM
so how little clothes are you willing to wear?

Mouse-Keyboard
25 May 2010, 06:08 PM
Haven't we had this theme before?


Things you should never say in a job interview


go go go

Orange Dave
25 May 2010, 09:17 PM
Haven't we had this theme before?

They're slightly different. One is things YOU shouldn't say, and the other is Worst thing to hear in an interview

infernalrex
28 May 2010, 09:33 PM
.......... *snore*.......*snore*........ *shout* Ahhhhh! Maniac in my office! Ahhhh! Oh your'e apllying for a job? You already gave me a detailed description of yourself? Please tell me it again. Thank You.......*snore........*snore*.....snore* Huh what? Oh hi are you applying for a job? Please tell me about yorself...*snore*................

93ross
28 May 2010, 10:20 PM
Scores

1st Place:

"So the starting salary is 15,000 and rises to 30,000 after a year? I'll come back in a year then."

2nd Place:

I won't be able to work anytime soon, new wife and all- when is the company trip?
'...'
Oh, I'll be ok then

3rd Place:

I've been expecting you Mr. Bond.



Leader Board
--------------
Saffy - 36 Points (+2)
Fishman - 33 Points
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Gouranga - 18 points
Nikkike - 17 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
93ross - 11 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points (+5)
Steve10 - 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point (+1)


Heavymetalrules is next to post. :)

Saffy
29 May 2010, 09:40 AM
Hello, winning spot

I missed you.

heavymetalrules
29 May 2010, 11:11 AM
"Worst thing to hear on a parachute jump"

Mouse-Keyboard
29 May 2010, 11:19 AM
"Worst thing to hear on a parachute jump"

Instructor: "Safety checks are overrated..."

Gouranga
29 May 2010, 02:26 PM
"Im not sure my anti-depressants are working"

Leicestonion
29 May 2010, 02:49 PM
"Worst thing to hear on a parachute jump"

Instructor: Your backpack I told you to leave on the plane, well I think there's been a mix up!

major biscuit
29 May 2010, 09:22 PM
i swear there should be ground somewhere thats alot further away than that

Steve10
30 May 2010, 09:40 AM
What do you mean the mattress factory we were going to land on was replaced by a Glass Factory?

Nikkike
02 Jun 2010, 11:37 PM
"Worst thing to hear on a parachute jump"

Damn! I KNEW I forgot something ... :(

Litch
02 Jun 2010, 11:46 PM
"Your parachute is pretty much brand new, used once, never opened and only has a slight stain."

aml133
03 Jun 2010, 01:21 PM
"Worst thing to hear on a parachute jump"

Now Mr Smith, you don't have to worry about a thing as my 4 year old checked the backpack over last night - i did tell you she was quite arty, didn't I?

Saffy
03 Jun 2010, 02:40 PM
Now, when you pull the cord it should open the parachute, if not, try this one, if THAT doesn't work, pray.

Name_Already_Taken
03 Jun 2010, 11:11 PM
Do this right and we'll be home for Christmas.

fishman
05 Jun 2010, 09:18 PM
"Worst thing to hear on a parachute jump"

THUD.......

Gouranga
05 Jun 2010, 09:33 PM
Can this get judged now its been long enough?

heavymetalrules
06 Jun 2010, 12:14 PM
Sorry for the wait. I totally forgot about this. :oops:

1st

"Im not sure my anti-depressants are working"

2nd

Now, when you pull the cord it should open the parachute, if not, try this one, if THAT doesn't work, pray.

3rd

"Your parachute is pretty much brand new, used once, never opened and only has a slight stain."

Gouranga
06 Jun 2010, 01:37 PM
Saffy - 38 Points (+2)
Fishman - 33 Points
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Gouranga - 23 points (+5)
Nikkike - 17 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
93ross - 11 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point (+1)


Worst thing to hear at a concert

Saffy
06 Jun 2010, 02:21 PM
Hello, I am Miley Cyrus WOOOOOOO!

[If this did happen /wrists]

aml133
06 Jun 2010, 06:34 PM
Welcome to Glastonberry 2010 :) We start off with some Mozart followed by Bach

Mouse-Keyboard
06 Jun 2010, 06:38 PM
Worst thing to hear at a concert

It starts at 6, then 3 hours later you check your watch and it's only 6:15.

major biscuit
06 Jun 2010, 07:20 PM
muse have dropped out at last minute so in their place we hvae GOLDIE LOOKIN CHAIN!

fishman
07 Jun 2010, 12:43 PM
Worst thing to hear at a concert

The compere for today will be Davina Mccall and headlining will be Charlotte Church, following her set, she will give a 2 hour talk on how great and how needy she is for fame and praise.



---> my personal HELL!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

incidentally, worlds best thing to hear anywhere.... Davina Mccall and Charlotte Church have died horribly and painfully after months and months of inexplicable torture and other acts too heinous to mention in public :D :D

fingers crossed!!!!!!

Nikkike
07 Jun 2010, 03:56 PM
Worst thing to hear at a concert

This concert has been cancelled in favour of a party political broadcast on behalf of the BNP.

:eek:

jettlee1
08 Jun 2010, 04:09 AM
i dont believe it.

93ross
08 Jun 2010, 04:55 PM
...And we have saved the best to last... Everyone cheer for Justin Bieber! :rolleyes:

Gouranga
08 Jun 2010, 07:22 PM
1st


...And we have saved the best to last... Everyone cheer for Justin Bieber! :rolleyes:

2nd

The compere for today will be Davina Mccall and headlining will be Charlotte Church, following her set, she will give a 2 hour talk on how great and how needy she is for fame and praise.



---> my personal HELL!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

incidentally, worlds best thing to hear anywhere.... Davina Mccall and Charlotte Church have died horribly and painfully after months and months of inexplicable torture and other acts too heinous to mention in public :D :D

fingers crossed!!!!!!

3rd

Welcome to Glastonberry 2010 :) We start off with some Mozart followed by Bach

93ross
09 Jun 2010, 02:06 PM
Leaderboard
-------------------

Saffy - 38 Points
Fishman - 35 Points (+2)
Major Biscuit 32 Points
Gouranga - 23 points
Nikkike - 17 Points
93ross - 16 Points (+5)
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
aml133 - 1 Point (+1)

Next:


'Worst thing to be said by the queen'

fishman
09 Jun 2010, 02:13 PM
Next:

'Worst thing to be said by the queen'

I think this royal blood succession thing is a load of old horse poo really! I think we should skip the next two in line, let Harry take over, u know, give a different bloodline a shot :rolleyes:

Gouranga
09 Jun 2010, 02:33 PM
'Worst thing to be said by the queen'

Who's that darkie next to the president?

Saffy
09 Jun 2010, 03:00 PM
'I am sorry, I honestly don't give a damn anymore.'

*Runs off*

aml133
09 Jun 2010, 05:00 PM
one's country is rubbish, and therefore, one is transferring power to the chinese
Please avoid swearing in the future.

major biscuit
09 Jun 2010, 06:19 PM
"how much do you think one will get for one's crown on cash my gold?"

fishman
10 Jun 2010, 02:23 PM
one has decided to exercise one's power and re-instate Maggie Thatcher as PM!

aml133
12 Jun 2010, 10:18 AM
can we have a winner now?

fishman
14 Jun 2010, 06:31 PM
yar! would be nice to have more entries.... hint hint.... but yeah, judgey time i guess :(

Mouse-Keyboard
14 Jun 2010, 06:34 PM
"Mr Brown, one accepts your request to form a government."

fishman
15 Jun 2010, 02:14 PM
'Worst thing to be said by the queen'

Yes, One does know Jordan, Katie and I have spent many an intimate night alone together

93ross
15 Jun 2010, 07:03 PM
Results:

1st Place:
Yes, One does know Jordan, Katie and I have spent many an intimate night alone together


2nd Place:

"how much do you think one will get for one's crown on cash my gold?"

3rd Place:

'I am sorry, I honestly don't give a damn anymore.'
*Runs off*

Leaderboard
-------------------

Fishman - 40 Points (+5)
Saffy - 39 Points (+1)
Major Biscuit 34 Points (+2)
Gouranga - 23 points
Nikkike - 17 Points
93ross - 16 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
aml133 - 1 Point

Fishman is next to post. :)

fishman
16 Jun 2010, 08:39 AM
Sweet!!

next is:


Worlds worst theme park advertising slogan

Purplejelly86
16 Jun 2010, 09:41 AM
Do you want rusting ride? Want to go on rollercosters withOUT seatbelts? then come on down for the last ride of your life!

aml133
16 Jun 2010, 12:17 PM
Now at thope park, SAW with Chainsaws

Gouranga
16 Jun 2010, 03:02 PM
Worlds worst theme park advertising slogan

There's chunder everywhere at chunderworld

Glenny
16 Jun 2010, 03:41 PM
Worlds worst theme park advertising slogan


please visit. we need your money

Nikkike
16 Jun 2010, 03:55 PM
Worlds worst theme park advertising slogan

NCP World!

Come and experience the thrills & spills with the ride of your life (up to the 10th storey)! Pickpockets, muggers & complimentary urine provided for a unique and authentic experience that you'll never forget!

major biscuit
18 Jun 2010, 07:01 AM
some nad rty uro rides at DYSLEXIC WORLD!

Steve10
18 Jun 2010, 10:49 AM
We're happy to be here live on IGN News to announce our new Video Game inspired park!

Reach for the COD

fishman
18 Jun 2010, 04:15 PM
Would give it longer, but i dont know when i'll be online again for a while....

1st

some nad rty uro rides at DYSLEXIC WORLD!

2nd


There's chunder everywhere at chunderworld

3rd


NCP World!

Come and experience the thrills & spills with the ride of your life (up to the 10th storey)! Pickpockets, muggers & complimentary urine provided for a unique and authentic experience that you'll never forget!

Leaderboard
-------------------

Fishman - 40 Points
Saffy - 39 Points
Major Biscuit 39 Points (+5)
Gouranga - 25 points (+2)
Nikkike - 18 Points (+1)
93ross - 16 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
aml133 - 1 Point

major biscuit
19 Jun 2010, 07:37 AM
Thanks Fishman!

world worst hing to hear at a museum

aml133
19 Jun 2010, 09:54 AM
and through here we find ancient sports collectives. This is a football shirt from the 2010 world cup, and we believe it to be a goalkeepers jersey. On the back, we see the number 12 with the word "Green" written at the top

Glenny
19 Jun 2010, 12:21 PM
worst thing in the world to hear at a museum

For a great thief like me the Bugular alarm. Mwhahahahaha

infernalrex
19 Jun 2010, 06:07 PM
Hello! We are now coming up to the holocaust of the Jews section, and I think it is time for our new practical learning part of it should finally be used! Now then if you could all step into this chamber, that's it thank you. Now I will insert the gas.

heavymetalrules
19 Jun 2010, 08:38 PM
And here we come to the unexploded nuclear bomb...

Zissou
20 Jun 2010, 05:17 AM
Please welcome our special guest tourguide for the day, Kerry Katona!

Gouranga
21 Jun 2010, 08:50 PM
world worst hing to hear at a museum

You know it's all fake right?

Steve10
23 Jun 2010, 07:59 PM
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea bringing my dog here, he does rather like eating bones!

93ross
23 Jun 2010, 10:18 PM
World worst thing to hear at a museum!


'Mummy, were you alive when they were cavemen too? *Slaps*'

Liam.D
23 Jun 2010, 10:32 PM
world worst hing to hear at a museum

And if you listen closely...You can hear the sound of the 'Devils Dung'. *Splash*

major biscuit
24 Jun 2010, 08:55 PM
'Mummy, were you alive when they were cavemen too? *Slaps*'

First with 5 points



And if you listen closely...You can hear the sound of the 'Devils Dung'. *Splash*

2nd with 2 points



You know it's all fake right?

third with 1 point

sorry about how long it took guys, ive been very busy and still dont have much time, if someone could do the scorebooard for me that would be excellent, sorry again

Gouranga
24 Jun 2010, 09:17 PM
Leaderboard
-------------------

Fishman - 40 Points
Saffy - 39 Points
Major Biscuit 39 Points
Gouranga - 26 points(+1)
Nikkike - 18 Points
93ross - 21 Points(+5)
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Amalgon 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
astrox - 2 Points
Liam.D - 2 Points(+2)
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
aml133 - 1 Point

93ross
25 Jun 2010, 05:32 PM
Thanks Major Biscuit. :)

Next caption:


'Worst thing to hear in the police station.'

Purplejelly86
25 Jun 2010, 10:10 PM
Thanks Major Biscuit. :)




'Worst thing to hear in the police station.'



Spread your legs! *Pulls on Gloves*

Liam.D
26 Jun 2010, 10:12 AM
'Worst thing to hear in the police station.'

Thank you for your information. I'm afraid we're going to have to put you down.

Gouranga
26 Jun 2010, 12:44 PM
Thanks Major Biscuit. :)

Next caption:


'Worst thing to hear in the police station.'

Welcome to police brutality live!

aml133
26 Jun 2010, 08:21 PM
thank you for letting us know, and we will get back to you in 6 to 8 decades

93ross
01 Jul 2010, 03:21 PM
Since there has been only a few entries I will judge the captions later tonight/tomorrow to allow more members to enter. :P

major biscuit
02 Jul 2010, 02:01 PM
you know, sometimes, i just get this rising anger you know, like i jus wanna beat something to within an inch of its life ;/

93ross
02 Jul 2010, 04:52 PM
1st



Welcome to police brutality live!


2nd




Thank you for your information. I'm afraid we're going to have to put you down.


3rd




Spread your legs! *Pulls on Gloves*





Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 40 Points
Saffy - 39 Points
Major Biscuit 39 Points
Gouranga - 31 points(+5)
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 15 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 8 Points (+1)
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
Liam.D - 4 Points (+2)
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
aml133 - 1 Point

Gouranga is next to post. :)

Gouranga
04 Jul 2010, 03:36 PM
Worst thing to hear from a pet

Saffy
04 Jul 2010, 08:27 PM
Mmm yea, stroke that mmmmmmm

Purplejelly86
05 Jul 2010, 03:07 PM
Worst thing to hear from a pet

Whispers 'I know what you did last night johnny'

fishman
05 Jul 2010, 07:01 PM
Worst thing to hear from a pet

you sicken me! I'm going to tell your mum what you do when you think you're alone in your room

Hamster fuzz
06 Jul 2010, 09:06 AM
Thank you for the food Mrs Johnson, I'm going to kill you now....

Gouranga
06 Jul 2010, 11:44 AM
Im gonna judge tomorrow, if I don't I delegate 93ross to judge in my place on thursday.

fishman
07 Jul 2010, 02:59 PM
Worst thing to hear from a pet

sprechen sie deutsch?

Purplejelly86
08 Jul 2010, 10:17 PM
Wheres the judge? :(

aml133
10 Jul 2010, 09:16 AM
You know what? I picked the losing team this time

From Paul the Octopus

mikey101
10 Jul 2010, 12:00 PM
aaaaawwwwwww yeah
stick it back in, STICK IT BACK IN.

infernalrex
12 Jul 2010, 12:39 PM
"WOOF!"

Oh damn the rabbit's thinking it's a dog again

Purplejelly86
12 Jul 2010, 01:06 PM
C'mon someone judge already :(

93ross
12 Jul 2010, 10:09 PM
...If I don't I delegate 93ross to judge in my place on thursday.
Sorry, I didnt see this earlier. :oops:


1st Place

you sicken me! I'm going to tell your mum what you do when you think you're alone in your room

2nd Place

Mmm yea, stroke that mmmmmmm

3rd Place

Thank you for the food Mrs Johnson, I'm going to kill you now....

Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 45 Points (+5)
Saffy - 41 Points (+2)
Major Biscuit 39 Points
Gouranga - 31 points
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 16 Points (+1)
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 8 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
Liam.D - 4 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
aml133 - 1 Point

Fishman is next to post. :)

fishman
13 Jul 2010, 10:08 AM
Sweet!

next is:

Worlds Worst Law (or Rule)

will tell you why i chose that after this round!!! :rolleyes:

Saffy
13 Jul 2010, 10:41 AM
Suicide, what's the punishment, the death penalty?

Hamster fuzz
13 Jul 2010, 06:34 PM
9 years for beating a child to death (baby P's parents)

aml133
14 Jul 2010, 08:59 PM
The banning of veils ( I don't ware one but it's freedom of speech)

Gouranga
16 Jul 2010, 01:47 AM
Law, Jude Law

fishman
20 Jul 2010, 09:35 AM
lolz, was expecting much more silly made up laws, will judge in a day or so if we dont get many more entries

fishman
24 Jul 2010, 07:13 AM
ok, well that didn't work too well, looks like i woulda won "worlds worst - worlds worst topic", i was expecting more like, no burping on the 15th day of each month and adjacent Thursdays.... oh well, but yeah, the reason why i chose that is because i'm in Qatar, a muslim state, not as strict as saudi, but strict compared to western cultures nonetheless - and had laws/rules on my mind, coz i've met a lovely lady here and you aren't alowed to show any affection in public whatsoever, like if someone complained to the police, i could get arrested for simply holding her hand in public.... n e who...

1st

Law, Jude Law
2nd

Suicide, what's the punishment, the death penalty?
3rd

The banning of veils ( I don't ware one but it's freedom of speech)

Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 45 Points
Saffy - 43 Points (+2)
Major Biscuit 39 Points
Gouranga - 36 points (+5)
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 16 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 8 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
Liam.D - 4 Points
aml133 - 2 Point (+1)
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point

the G man next!!!

aml133
24 Jul 2010, 08:44 PM
yay 19th :P

up a whole 10 places :)

fishman
27 Jul 2010, 04:20 AM
Hmmm, dont think Gouranga is about.... go for it aml133 as prize for highest climber :P

Gouranga
27 Jul 2010, 01:26 PM
Yea sorry I was online but couldn't post due to dodgy internet in the himalyas :P

Mouse-Keyboard
27 Jul 2010, 01:28 PM
Yea sorry I was online but couldn't post due to dodgy internet in the himalyas :P

You're in the Himalayas?

Hamster fuzz
27 Jul 2010, 05:40 PM
You're in the Himalayas?

I think that's what he just said?????

aml133
28 Jul 2010, 06:24 AM
The topic is...

The Worst Thing to Hear on a Scout Camp

I'll be away for a week or so, so will judge when I get back

fishman
28 Jul 2010, 07:09 AM
The Worst Thing to Hear on a Scout Camp

Looks like there will be dodgy internet here in the Himalayas :rolleyes:



and Gouranga should really judge if he's about - then you can enter too, if he hasn't judged by the time you get back, then go for it aml133 :D

Saffy
28 Jul 2010, 11:00 AM
Looks like there will be dodgy internet here in the Himalayas :rolleyes:



and Gouranga should really judge if he's about - then you can enter too, if he hasn't judged by the time you get back, then go for it aml133 :D
He's gone to India for a month, so it is unlikely he'll be online much.

fishman
29 Jul 2010, 04:47 AM
The Worst Thing to Hear on a Scout Camp

And that, young scouts is the Philippino bondage knot for getting young Robert here into juuust the right position....

fishman
01 Aug 2010, 11:43 AM
c'mom more entrieeeeeeeees pleaseeee, otherwise i'm looking good for 1st 2nd and 3rd! :P

The Worst Thing to Hear on a Scout Camp
can you go to the camp shop and ask them for some sky hooks and a long weight

ok, yes i did fall for it, but i was very young at the time!

lukejaii
01 Aug 2010, 05:04 PM
Worst thing to hear at boy scouts camp
Yes thats right boys you parents have been listing into your conversations

Purplejelly86
01 Aug 2010, 05:13 PM
Hurry up everyone, the hotel shuts soon.

Glenny
02 Aug 2010, 01:30 PM
Worst thing to hear at boy scouts camp

Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya

Gouranga
04 Aug 2010, 07:53 AM
Here's our new leader; Mr Jackson step forward please

Hamster fuzz
04 Aug 2010, 08:41 AM
Ooohhh, I've dropped my soap. Jim, just bend over and pick it up :-)

Mouse-Keyboard
04 Aug 2010, 09:30 AM
Why are almost all of these about paedophilia?

Purplejelly86
04 Aug 2010, 10:21 AM
Why are all of these about paedophilia?

All? Mine isn't? :confused:

fishman
04 Aug 2010, 10:23 AM
Why are all of these about paedophilia?

this is worlds worst..... and i cant think of much worse things to find in scouts, lmao!

Glenny
04 Aug 2010, 11:12 AM
Why are all of these about paedophilia?

In what way is Kumbaya My Lord paedophilic.

Pretty sure God doesn't touch someone in 'that' way

Mouse-Keyboard
04 Aug 2010, 11:34 AM
All? Mine isn't? :confused:


In what way is Kumbaya My Lord paedophilic.

Pretty sure God doesn't touch someone in 'that' way

There, I've edited it :)

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Glenny
04 Aug 2010, 12:04 PM
There, I've edited it :)


Wht was wrong with it

chris567
04 Aug 2010, 04:36 PM
"We have a shower here"

Purplejelly86
08 Aug 2010, 01:27 PM
Whens it getting judged?

kyeman
08 Aug 2010, 02:02 PM
from what i remember scouts was fun - playing poker until 5 in the morning :P

aml133
09 Aug 2010, 04:27 PM
You've had long enough - Heres the results

1st Place


Kumbaya My Lord, Kumbaya

2nd Place

Hurry up everyone, the hotel shuts soon.

3rd Place

Here's our new leader; Mr Jackson step forward please

Leaderboard
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Fishman - 45 Points
Saffy - 43 Points
Major Biscuit 39 Points
Gouranga - 37 points (+1)
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 16 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 10 Points (+2)
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
Glenny - 5 points (+5)
Liam.D - 4 Points
aml133 - 2 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - 2 Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point

Purplejelly86
09 Aug 2010, 06:19 PM
How come my names grey? :(

aml133
09 Aug 2010, 06:27 PM
its Silver as in for 2nd place :)

Purplejelly86
09 Aug 2010, 06:36 PM
Oooh, thats fair enough then :p Shiny :D

Glenny
11 Aug 2010, 12:30 PM
Next oh no wait thats me haha. Got one


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kyeman
11 Aug 2010, 12:56 PM
just take a look out our wonderful products

Tombo457
11 Aug 2010, 03:37 PM
As you can see, specsavers has the best looking glasses.

Hamster fuzz
12 Aug 2010, 04:48 PM
You can cleary see how nicely our perfume smell's :-)

aml133
13 Aug 2010, 07:59 PM
and here at the observatory, you can see the wonderful star formations that are forming tonight, and look a shooting star!
Hang on a minute...

Gouranga
14 Aug 2010, 01:31 PM
Wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman,wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman, wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman! Hi there I'm Al harrington CEO and President of Al Harrington's wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman emporium due to a shipping error I'm currently overstocked on wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubemen and I'm passing the savings onto yoooooou!!!!!

Sorry if its difficult to read :)

Glenny
14 Aug 2010, 04:05 PM
Judgey Time

Round of applause for the winner

Wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman,wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman, wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman! Hi there I'm Al harrington CEO and President of Al Harrington's wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman emporium due to a shipping error I'm currently overstocked on wackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubemen and I'm passing the savings onto yoooooou!!!!!

Sorry if its difficult to read :)

Well done 2nd place

and here at the observatory, you can see the wonderful star formations that are forming tonight, and look a shooting star!
Hang on a minute...

A tough choice for 3rd goes to

You can cleary see how nicely our perfume smell's :-)

Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 45 Points
Saffy - 43 Points
Gouranga - 42 points (+5)
Major Biscuit 39 Points
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 17 Points (+1)
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
Zissou - 6 Points
dotf - 6 Points
Glenny - 5 points
aml133 - 4 Points (+2)
Liam.D - 4 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - 2 Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point

Gouranga to post next

Glenny
16 Aug 2010, 05:41 PM
right gang i say we give Gouranga one more day before it gets passed to 2nd place to post which would be aml133

all who agree say aye

notorious crunchie
16 Aug 2010, 05:42 PM
Aye

haven't joined in yet but I wanted too :(

Zissou
18 Aug 2010, 04:07 AM
He must be away somewhere with fishman from the caption the picture thread :P

Glenny
18 Aug 2010, 10:43 AM
ok aml133 im passing it to you fire ahead

Gouranga
19 Aug 2010, 12:15 AM
Sorry been a busy few days,

Worst thing to hear on a gameshow

notorious crunchie
19 Aug 2010, 12:31 AM
"this is the concentration round,
can all contestants please enter the chamber and remove their masks


Edit: sorry if I offend anyone, if I do let me know and I will take it down.

Zissou
22 Aug 2010, 04:51 AM
Finally here we are, 250,000 and 100,000 left on the board after an amazing run of luck, but due to the recent recession the banker can only offer you a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich signed by me, noel edmunds...deal or no deal!

Gouranga
23 Aug 2010, 02:45 PM
I might not be able to judge so I delegate saffy

Saffy
23 Aug 2010, 09:54 PM
'Worlds worst thing from world dictator'

(Thanks!)

Purplejelly86
23 Aug 2010, 10:48 PM
I might not be able to judge so I delegate saffy

Is that your entry? :p

lukejaii
25 Aug 2010, 03:46 PM
Worlds worst to hear from dictator :)
I like little children

aml133
05 Sep 2010, 04:23 PM
Worst thing to hear on a gameshow

So after 26 years, we have finished round 1. Now onto the longer Round 2 of 78 in this competition :)

RichardM
05 Sep 2010, 05:37 PM
Today on hole in the wall, the blue team are all from the local weighturnipchers, resplendant as ever in the traditional silver catsuits...

infernalrex
06 Sep 2010, 07:49 PM
worst thing to hear on a gameshow

*faaaaaaaart*

Saffy
06 Sep 2010, 08:06 PM
'Worlds worst thing from world dictator'

(Thanks!)
^Guys
THATS the thing.

Mouse-Keyboard
06 Sep 2010, 08:09 PM
^Guys
THATS the thing.

No it isn't, you haven't judged the last one yet :rolleyes:

Purplejelly86
06 Sep 2010, 08:13 PM
Was Gouranga serious? I thought it was his answer, seemed a good one!