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notorious crunchie
06 Sep 2010, 08:19 PM
There was no 1st 2nd or 3rd!!!

Well there was a 1st. 8)

aml133
08 Sep 2010, 07:03 PM
which topic is it? :confused:

RichardM
08 Sep 2010, 10:07 PM
is all confuzzled. but for the dictator one.

Hi. I'm Tony Blair and I didn't want this job anyway :)

notorious crunchie
09 Sep 2010, 12:01 AM
For the dictator one, Hmmmm, Let me think
oo I know


Message from multihunter...

Jack
11 Sep 2010, 12:08 PM
"You cant blame all this on me! You voted for m.... oh wait"

Saffy
11 Sep 2010, 01:31 PM
Seeing as I forgot to judge the last one, and this one is going well, I've decided to judge both together., posts coming soon

1st!

Finally here we are, 250,000 and 100,000 left on the board after an amazing run of luck, but due to the recent recession the banker can only offer you a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich signed by me, noel edmunds...deal or no deal!
2nd!

is all confuzzled. but for the dictator one.

Hi. I'm Tony Blair and I didn't want this job anyway :)
3rd!

"You cant blame all this on me! You voted for m.... oh wait"

Points, coming soon...


Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 45 Points
Saffy - 43 Points
Gouranga - 42 points
Major Biscuit 39 Points
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 17 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
Zissou - 11 Points (+5)
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 10 Points
Fizzy - 7 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
dotf - 6 Points
Glenny - 5 points
aml133 - 4 Points
Liam.D - 4 Points
RichardM - 2 Points (+2)
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - 2 Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
jackhenderson - 1 Point(+1)


Zissou to post next.

Jack
11 Sep 2010, 01:57 PM
woop
1 point :)

aml133
19 Sep 2010, 03:04 PM
whats next?

notorious crunchie
20 Sep 2010, 01:35 AM
Zissosu

though this thread has died a bit...
Grrr

Zissou
20 Sep 2010, 04:00 AM
Zissosu

Grrr

Cheers Wispa I forgot I even wrote that

Erm "Worlds worst battlecry for an action hero"

RichardM
22 Sep 2010, 08:49 PM
With a nice girly voice...

'Baaby baaaby baaby GOOOOOOOOOOO!'

notorious crunchie
23 Sep 2010, 04:18 PM
Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!
Die die die
aaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!
Die die di'... Wait...
Bugger I forgot my sword!!!

RichardM
03 Oct 2010, 12:21 PM
Me n crunchie for The podium :)

anyone here?

Sleeping Dragon
03 Oct 2010, 04:45 PM
To insanity ... and beyond

dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah Fatman

We who are about to die ... are seriously not sure about this

Is it a plane? Is it a train? No, its ..... a strike

Danger mouse danger mouse ...that annoying little rat who invades your house

But the three laws are flawed! Dont argue and take your ticket

Me Tarzan. You .... need to get out more

Im Bond, Basildon Bond

Shaken but not .... thrown all over my jacket thank you very much

All for one and .... wait, one's missing?????

When you have eliminated the likely then what is left my dear Watson is ... a dog's dinner

He's Spartacus. NO, he's Spartacus .....

iPhYKiK X
03 Oct 2010, 04:51 PM
And OMG Its Hit The Woodwork But Its Disappered

infernalrex
03 Oct 2010, 05:06 PM
For alemantarianorevvianograzzionaddiositagiopolsqwertyscoploonmastanaria!!!!!!!

Sleeping Dragon
03 Oct 2010, 05:30 PM
Its not about the winning .... wait what am I saying. It is about the winning. Give me that and you get your own!

RichardM
04 Oct 2010, 07:09 PM
Nice to see the posts. but only meant to enter once i swear :p

Sleeping Dragon
05 Oct 2010, 01:27 AM
There are rules??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually just wanted to encourage others and fully expect to be disqualified :)

Fizzy
05 Oct 2010, 10:35 AM
"Hold me Mummy!"

Purplejelly86
05 Oct 2010, 10:40 AM
Nice to see the posts. but only meant to enter once i swear :p

Noop, i believe fishman said somewhere in here you can enter more than once if you really want to.

notorious crunchie
05 Oct 2010, 02:33 PM
Like the 1sr page

Zissou
05 Oct 2010, 04:56 PM
1st-


"Hold me Mummy!"

2nd- god loves a trier :P


To insanity ... and beyond

Danger mouse danger mouse ...that annoying little rat who invades your house


3rd-


With a nice girly voice...

'Baaby baaaby baaby GOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 45 Points
Saffy - 43 Points
Gouranga - 42 points
Major Biscuit 39 Points
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 17 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
Fizzy - 12 Points (+ 5)
Zissou - 11 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 10 Points
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
dotf - 6 Points
Glenny - 5 points
aml133 - 4 Points
Liam.D - 4 Points
RichardM - 3 Points (+1)
Sleeping Dragon - 2 Points (+2)
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - 2 Points
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
jackhenderson - 1 Point


Fizzy to post next.

Sleeping Dragon
05 Oct 2010, 05:27 PM
Hehehehehehehehe

Zissou, my secret is out - I have always gone for quantity and not quality in my writing

Thanks for the unexpected present of two points and nice one Fizzy :)

aml133
06 Oct 2010, 10:47 AM
You just tidy up here, I'm going to hide and suck my thumb in cowardness :)

oops - a bit too late :oops: - carry on

Purplejelly86
30 Nov 2010, 08:11 AM
Someone post a new topic :(

Mouse-Keyboard
04 Dec 2010, 06:21 PM
Someone post a new topic :(

I just VM'd Fizzy.

justcheckin
04 Dec 2010, 08:29 PM
Never seen this thread before...

Will be joining in from now on:cool:

Fizzy
05 Dec 2010, 07:30 AM
Worlds Worst...


...Christmas Present


(doesnt have to be for you, could be for someone famous, EG a pair of driving gloves for George Michael)

Sleeping Dragon
05 Dec 2010, 09:54 AM
Just going to kick off with a real one

I received this music box shaped like a santa claus flying on his sleigh over a christmas tree. The sleigh goes one direction and the tree turns the opposite way and the whole thing is accompanied to the tune of silent night as played on an organ. It starts tacky (I hope whoever gave it to me doesnt read that bit) ....

... however it got squished in transit from Germany, so now the sleigh crashes into the tree every three turns, rudolphs ears flash rather than his nose, and the music is the most discordant sound ever and the net result is whenever I turn the handle within seconds anyone listening to it just creases up with tears of laughter, it is so bad

It is now also firmly established as part of the christmas routine, which just goes to show that good taste definitely goes on an extended holiday at christmas :)

The_Gr8_One
06 Dec 2010, 06:42 AM
Worlds Worst...


...Christmas Present




A box of silicone for Pamela Anderson :D

Sleeping Dragon
06 Dec 2010, 09:45 AM
Bright blue Y fronts

..... for Superman

notorious crunchie
06 Dec 2010, 06:47 PM
A walking stick

...for Steven hawking

Mouse-Keyboard
06 Dec 2010, 09:36 PM
A microphone for Jack.

justcheckin
07 Dec 2010, 04:58 PM
An IPad for Bill Gates.

Purplejelly86
07 Dec 2010, 05:28 PM
Shampoo for Phil Mitchel

justcheckin
16 Dec 2010, 08:27 PM
Thread bump. :elf::rudolph:

notorious crunchie
16 Dec 2010, 08:44 PM
Thread bump. :elf::rudolph:

Nooooo
someone warn the elf that blood thirsty reindeer is about to eat him!!!

justcheckin
02 Jan 2011, 04:07 PM
Last time...thread bump.:grinch:

notorious crunchie
03 Jan 2011, 09:03 AM
Instead of bumping message the foll who is meant to judge it

Fizzy
03 Jan 2011, 02:10 PM
In first place


A walking stick

...for Steven hawking

2nd


An IPad for Bill Gates.

3rd


Shampoo for Phil Mitchel

Leaderboard
-------------
Fishman - 45 Points
Saffy - 43 Points
Gouranga - 42 points
Major Biscuit 39 Points
93ross - 21 Points
Nikkike - 18 Points
Hamster Fuzz - 17 Points
Mouse-Keyboard - 13 Points
Fizzy - 12 Points
Zissou - 11 Points
King Gary - 11 Points
Heavymetal rules - 11 Points
Steve10 - 10 Points
Amalgon 11 Points (+1)
Sal92 - 7 Points
Orange Penguin
dotf - 6 Points
Glenny - 5 points
Notorious Crunchie - 5 points (+5)
aml133 - 4 Points
Liam.D - 4 Points
RichardM - 3 Points
Sleeping Dragon - 2 Points
astrox - 2 Points
malemew - 2 Points
RighteousKill - 2 Points
Justcheckin - 2 Points (+2)
septimus ii - 1 Point
St0rM 59 - 1 Point
Lord Nochard - 1 Point
Speedrunner- 1 Point
19kylegreer96 - 1 Point
Orange Dave - 1 Point
Litch - 1 point
jackhenderson - 1 Point

notorious crunchie
03 Jan 2011, 02:18 PM
Thank ya fizzy xx

worlds worst thing to say at a funeral

Mouse-Keyboard
03 Jan 2011, 02:20 PM
Corpse: "Surprise!"

justcheckin
03 Jan 2011, 02:24 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here on this wonderful day..."

Tibs
31 Jul 2016, 01:25 AM
'look alive folks! It ain't your turn just yet!'.

Incidentally the forum now seems to be a bleeding funeral atm.

Templehill4
31 Jul 2016, 07:21 AM
"Looks like he isn't going to pay back that 10 I loaned him last week..."

notorious crunchie
01 Aug 2016, 05:03 PM
The lads down the pub voted justcheckin as the winner but he hasn't logged in a year,

So 2nd Temple, (looks like it's you to post)

3rd MK.

Will edit in leaderboard later

Templehill4
01 Aug 2016, 06:01 PM
Thank You. World's worst thing to do in a submarine.

Tibs
01 Aug 2016, 08:28 PM
Open the window for some air

notorious crunchie
02 Aug 2016, 06:37 AM
Fart .

Hawkery
27 Dec 2016, 06:42 PM
Drink drive? meh.