Instructions Unclear!

[Elisa]

One person tells you to do something, your job is to get it wrong and explain what happened to you. Then post an instruction for the next person. (Family friendly, please avoid naughty replies.)

Player 1:
Ask her out on a date.

Player 2:
Instructions unclear... I chose the 29th of February, 2064.
Paint like Picasso.

Player 3:
Instructions unclear... I painted myself yellow like a Pokemon.
Make me a sandwich.

Player 4:
Instructions unclear... abracadabra, you are now a sandwich.
Feed the goldfish.

Player 5:
Instructions unclear... I fed the goldfish to the cat.
Look both ways before crossing the road.

You:
Instructions unclear...

[PinkFairyKing]

Good idea for a game...

Instructions unclear, looked forwards and backwards, got ran over.

Take the rubbish out

[MLGJ]

Good idea for a game...

Instructions unclear, looked forwards and backwards, got ran over.

Take the rubbish out


Instructions unclear, took the wheelie bin on a hot date to a nice restaurant

Bake a cake

[MartinJames]

Instructions unclear, took the wheelie bin on a hot date to a nice restaurant

Bake a cake

Instructions unclear, Baked Yellowcake Uranium, caused a mild nuclear apocalypse.

Walk the dog

[Elisa]

Instructions unclear... tried to "walk the dog", hit myself in the head with the yoyo.
Buy me a pony!

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear. Bought you a Sony (TV) instead. Mount a horse.

[Adairnet]

Instructions unclear, horse wouldn't fit in the frame.
Turn on the telly.

[Soul]

Ooooh, the original "instructions unclear" is very funny, but probably a bit too nsfw for this forum :P

Instructions unclear, fell of the roof.
Read a Harry Potter book!

[Elisa]

Absolutely, so you know why I had to remind people to be family-friendly! (Don't know what you were doing on the roof, but whatever floats your boat.)
Instructions unclear, read the book aloud, went all "diagonally", lost my book somewhere along the way.

Do your homework!

[PinkFairyKing]

Instructons unclear, fed homework to dog.

Put the kettle on

[Soul]

Absolutely, so you know why I had to remind people to be family-friendly! (Don't know what you were doing on the roof, but whatever floats your boat.)

Don't judge me ;( The roof was just there :(

Instructions unclear, completed world record cartwheel attempts

"Go upstairs to your room!"

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear.
I went upstairs. Up 2 stairs to be precise; room wasn't there.
Organize a rap battle!

[Soul]

(Oh my gosh, I just realised I been playing the game wrong................................................. Wow)

Instructions unclear, in the library looking for Roald Dahl books

Fight John Cena!

[Tibs]

How you get from rap battle to Roald Dahl? LOL.
Instructions unclear, I fight John Cena...in the WWE 2K15 video game!

Flush the toilet!

[PinkFairyKing]

Instructions unclear, complimented the toilet to try to make it blush. Toilet did not look flush in the end.

Tidy your room.

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear, I name my room 'Tidy'. 'Tidy' my room!

Shave the monkeys for summer.

[MartinJames]

Instructions unclear, shaved a baboon and threw it at my elderly neighbor Summer Appleby,

Build Kim a bomb

[Tibs]

Instructions Unclear: Produced Kim K a proper sick bomb of a beat. She's gonna rap to it featuring her husband Kanye. It's gonna blow up the charts.
Ring the bells

[MartinJames]

restraining NSFW urge. Instructions unclear, rang a bell against poor old Summer Appleby's head, she's having a rough day (reference to earlier post)

Go for Breakfast at Tiffany's

[Hawkery]

One of the best laughs I've had in ages reading this... Thank you! :D

Instructions unclear, I somehow ended up in New York and brought an engagement ring for my pet puppet. The ring doesn't quite fit.

Find me a pawnbroker and a flight home...

[Elisa]

Instructions unclear... bought some prawns and fried them at home.
(Yeah... put another shrimp on the barbie, etc.)

Take me for a curry.

[MartinJames]

Instructions unclear... bought some prawns and fried them at home.
(Yeah... put another shrimp on the barbie, etc.)

Take me for a curry.

Instructions unclear, I mistook you for a curry and had you for dinner, you had a real kick.

[PinkFairyKing]

Instructions unclear, got confused about where the instructions were, had a nervous break down.

Wash the dishes.

[Hawkery]

instructions unclear and put the dishes in the washing machine.

Let it go. Let it gooooooo!

[Elisa]

Instructions unclear... I let it go. To be honest I don't understand why anyone bothers trying to fly kites, it's really boring.

Let's groove tonight!

[Dockerty]

instructions unclear. i cut grooves in the stair rails with my skatey.

jump in my car.

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear. I am now jumping about inside your car.

Roll a joint.

[Templehill4]

Instructions unclear. I sprain my ankle.

Do the laundry

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear. They chuck me out of the laundrettes. Thanks a lot temps ��

Take a break.

[Templehill4]

Instructions unclear, I steal a KitKat from the local shop... I'm now banned from the local shop and have 100 hours community service. Cheers for that Tibs...

Mow the lawn.

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear I get you to mow the lawn as part of your community service ;p

Finish your food

[Templehill4]

Instructions unclear I eat all the food that is anywhere near me...

Take a picture

[Elisa]

Instructions unclear... I steal your framed family portrait.
Throw me a party!

[Templehill4]

Instructions unclear. I throw you a packet of Party Rings

Go swimming.

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear I go swimming...in horse dung.

Play football

[Hawkery]

Instructions unclear. I go to play at a football match, have hundreds of thousands cheer me in support then screw them over by playing a crap game and walking away with a nice 7 digit figure sponsorship deal from Nike... Oh wait, that's England's line

Clean up the horse dung someone just tried swimming in

[Templehill4]

Instructions unclear. I scrape it all up and dump it at your doorstep so it's your problem now.

Play the piano

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear I 'play' the piano by cheating on it by trying out the guitar

Tell me your life story

[Templehill4]

Instructions Unclear. I proceed to tell you about all the books I have read in my life.

Light the fire.

[Dockerty]

i attatch the portable fireplace to a hot air balloon. i wave as it disappears into the sky.

buy take away

[Templehill4]

Instructions Unclear. I buy a take away sign (-)

Feed the cat.

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear, I feel the cat...purrrr ;)

Wiggle a worm

[Templehill4]

I pick up a gummy worm and wiggle it...

Panic at the disco...

[Tibs]

Aah you dodged the intended action lol.

Instructions unclear I picnic at the disco. Thanks a lot temps now the bouncers chucked me out.

Open a cafe

[Templehill4]

I open the door to a café, and proceed to get shouted at by the person behind the counter for leaving the door open

Press Alt + W

[Tibs]

Instructions unclear, I cannot press this as I am on a phone.

Eat some chicken

[Templehill4]

I eat the chicken from the coop in your garden.

Go to bed

[Tibs]

I go to a bed. Your bed in fact and stand there over you until you get creeped out.

List the shopping

[Templehill4]

I list all the shopping centres in the country.

Turn that off

[Elisa]

Instructions unclear... I hide the lacy underwear and put on some overalls.

Fence the pool!

[Mouse-Keyboard]

I use a sword as a pool cue.

Reply to this post!

[notorious crunchie]

Instructions unclear... I hide the lacy underwear and put on some overalls.

Fence the pool!

Instructions unclear, I use a sword as a pool que

Do a backflip

[Obelix]

Instructions unclear, watch who do a backflip?

Suicide all your troops on your neighbour

[notorious crunchie]

Instructions unclear, troops return home whilst neighbours cap is in ruin

Take off your shoe and slap yourself with it

[Hawkery]

Instructions unclear... Slapped myself with the shoe while it was still on my foot.

Read the highways code.

[notorious crunchie]

(Haha you slapped yourself)

[Hawkery]

Instructions unclear. Slaps Notorious crunchie with a wispa bar. (sounds mildly painful... unless your mouth has quick reactions)

Get Hawkery another KFC - boneless banquet with beans and a Pepsi max. ;)

[PaperStars]

Instructions unclear, I snap Hawkery's bones and relax with a Pepsi Max.

Take the garbage out.