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Elisa
27 Dec 2015, 04:14 PM
One person tells you to do something, your job is to get it wrong and explain what happened to you. Then post an instruction for the next person. (Family friendly, please avoid naughty replies.)

Player 1:
Ask her out on a date.

Player 2:
Instructions unclear... I chose the 29th of February, 2064.
Paint like Picasso.

Player 3:
Instructions unclear... I painted myself yellow like a Pokemon.
Make me a sandwich.

Player 4:
Instructions unclear... abracadabra, you are now a sandwich.
Feed the goldfish.

Player 5:
Instructions unclear... I fed the goldfish to the cat.
Look both ways before crossing the road.

You:
Instructions unclear...

PinkFairyKing
27 Dec 2015, 09:17 PM
Good idea for a game...

Instructions unclear, looked forwards and backwards, got ran over.

Take the rubbish out

MLGJ
27 Dec 2015, 09:49 PM
Good idea for a game...

Instructions unclear, looked forwards and backwards, got ran over.

Take the rubbish out


Instructions unclear, took the wheelie bin on a hot date to a nice restaurant

Bake a cake

MartinJames
28 Dec 2015, 01:58 AM
Instructions unclear, took the wheelie bin on a hot date to a nice restaurant

Bake a cake

Instructions unclear, Baked Yellowcake Uranium, caused a mild nuclear apocalypse.

Walk the dog

Elisa
30 Dec 2015, 06:09 PM
Instructions unclear... tried to "walk the dog", hit myself in the head with the yoyo.
Buy me a pony!

Tibs
01 Jan 2016, 02:46 AM
Instructions unclear. Bought you a Sony (TV) instead. Mount a horse.

Adairnet
02 Jan 2016, 10:46 PM
Instructions unclear, horse wouldn't fit in the frame.
Turn on the telly.

Soul
03 Jan 2016, 12:59 PM
Ooooh, the original "instructions unclear" is very funny, but probably a bit too nsfw for this forum :P

Instructions unclear, fell of the roof.
Read a Harry Potter book!

Elisa
03 Jan 2016, 02:32 PM
Absolutely, so you know why I had to remind people to be family-friendly! (Don't know what you were doing on the roof, but whatever floats your boat.)
Instructions unclear, read the book aloud, went all "diagonally", lost my book somewhere along the way.

Do your homework!

PinkFairyKing
03 Jan 2016, 03:20 PM
Instructons unclear, fed homework to dog.

Put the kettle on

Soul
03 Jan 2016, 06:58 PM
Absolutely, so you know why I had to remind people to be family-friendly! (Don't know what you were doing on the roof, but whatever floats your boat.)

Don't judge me ;( The roof was just there :(

Instructions unclear, completed world record cartwheel attempts

"Go upstairs to your room!"

Tibs
06 Jan 2016, 09:49 PM
Instructions unclear.
I went upstairs. Up 2 stairs to be precise; room wasn't there.
Organize a rap battle!

Soul
06 Jan 2016, 10:13 PM
(Oh my gosh, I just realised I been playing the game wrong................................................. Wow)

Instructions unclear, in the library looking for Roald Dahl books

Fight John Cena!

Tibs
06 Jan 2016, 10:24 PM
How you get from rap battle to Roald Dahl? LOL.
Instructions unclear, I fight John Cena...in the WWE 2K15 video game!

Flush the toilet!

PinkFairyKing
06 Jan 2016, 10:32 PM
Instructions unclear, complimented the toilet to try to make it blush. Toilet did not look flush in the end.

Tidy your room.

Tibs
06 Jan 2016, 10:50 PM
Instructions unclear, I name my room 'Tidy'. 'Tidy' my room!

Shave the monkeys for summer.

MartinJames
07 Jan 2016, 12:24 AM
Instructions unclear, shaved a baboon and threw it at my elderly neighbor Summer Appleby,

Build Kim a bomb

Tibs
07 Jan 2016, 12:39 AM
Instructions Unclear: Produced Kim K a proper sick bomb of a beat. She's gonna rap to it featuring her husband Kanye. It's gonna blow up the charts.
Ring the bells

MartinJames
07 Jan 2016, 04:09 AM
restraining NSFW urge. Instructions unclear, rang a bell against poor old Summer Appleby's head, she's having a rough day (reference to earlier post)

Go for Breakfast at Tiffany's

Hawkery
08 Jan 2016, 08:08 PM
One of the best laughs I've had in ages reading this... Thank you! :D

Instructions unclear, I somehow ended up in New York and brought an engagement ring for my pet puppet. The ring doesn't quite fit.

Find me a pawnbroker and a flight home...

Elisa
08 Jan 2016, 09:03 PM
Instructions unclear... bought some prawns and fried them at home.
(Yeah... put another shrimp on the barbie, etc.)

Take me for a curry.

MartinJames
08 Jan 2016, 11:04 PM
Instructions unclear... bought some prawns and fried them at home.
(Yeah... put another shrimp on the barbie, etc.)

Take me for a curry.

Instructions unclear, I mistook you for a curry and had you for dinner, you had a real kick.

PinkFairyKing
08 Jan 2016, 11:14 PM
Instructions unclear, got confused about where the instructions were, had a nervous break down.

Wash the dishes.

Hawkery
09 Jan 2016, 01:43 AM
instructions unclear and put the dishes in the washing machine.

Let it go. Let it gooooooo!

Elisa
09 Jan 2016, 09:45 AM
Instructions unclear... I let it go. To be honest I don't understand why anyone bothers trying to fly kites, it's really boring.

Let's groove tonight!

Dockerty
01 Apr 2016, 10:54 AM
instructions unclear. i cut grooves in the stair rails with my skatey.

jump in my car.

Tibs
31 Jul 2016, 12:38 PM
Instructions unclear. I am now jumping about inside your car.

Roll a joint.

Templehill4
31 Jul 2016, 08:58 PM
Instructions unclear. I sprain my ankle.

Do the laundry

Tibs
01 Aug 2016, 02:29 PM
Instructions unclear. They chuck me out of the laundrettes. Thanks a lot temps ��

Take a break.

Templehill4
01 Aug 2016, 09:06 PM
Instructions unclear, I steal a KitKat from the local shop... I'm now banned from the local shop and have 100 hours community service. Cheers for that Tibs...

Mow the lawn.

Tibs
01 Aug 2016, 09:35 PM
Instructions unclear I get you to mow the lawn as part of your community service ;p

Finish your food

Templehill4
02 Aug 2016, 08:02 PM
Instructions unclear I eat all the food that is anywhere near me...

Take a picture

Elisa
02 Aug 2016, 08:06 PM
Instructions unclear... I steal your framed family portrait.
Throw me a party!

Templehill4
02 Aug 2016, 08:08 PM
Instructions unclear. I throw you a packet of Party Rings

Go swimming.

Tibs
02 Aug 2016, 11:34 PM
Instructions unclear I go swimming...in horse dung.

Play football

Hawkery
03 Aug 2016, 12:16 AM
Instructions unclear. I go to play at a football match, have hundreds of thousands cheer me in support then screw them over by playing a crap game and walking away with a nice 7 digit figure sponsorship deal from Nike... Oh wait, that's England's line

Clean up the horse dung someone just tried swimming in

Templehill4
03 Aug 2016, 07:01 AM
Instructions unclear. I scrape it all up and dump it at your doorstep so it's your problem now.

Play the piano

Tibs
03 Aug 2016, 01:27 PM
Instructions unclear I 'play' the piano by cheating on it by trying out the guitar

Tell me your life story

Templehill4
03 Aug 2016, 04:45 PM
Instructions Unclear. I proceed to tell you about all the books I have read in my life.

Light the fire.

Dockerty
08 Aug 2016, 02:21 PM
i attatch the portable fireplace to a hot air balloon. i wave as it disappears into the sky.

buy take away

Templehill4
08 Aug 2016, 09:15 PM
Instructions Unclear. I buy a take away sign (-)

Feed the cat.

Tibs
18 Aug 2016, 11:02 AM
Instructions unclear, I feel the cat...purrrr ;)

Wiggle a worm

Templehill4
18 Aug 2016, 08:34 PM
I pick up a gummy worm and wiggle it...

Panic at the disco...

Tibs
22 Aug 2016, 10:44 PM
Aah you dodged the intended action lol.

Instructions unclear I picnic at the disco. Thanks a lot temps now the bouncers chucked me out.

Open a cafe

Templehill4
23 Aug 2016, 05:22 PM
I open the door to a café, and proceed to get shouted at by the person behind the counter for leaving the door open

Press Alt + W

Tibs
23 Aug 2016, 05:48 PM
Instructions unclear, I cannot press this as I am on a phone.

Eat some chicken

Templehill4
24 Aug 2016, 07:03 AM
I eat the chicken from the coop in your garden.

Go to bed

Tibs
24 Aug 2016, 11:16 AM
I go to a bed. Your bed in fact and stand there over you until you get creeped out.

List the shopping

Templehill4
24 Aug 2016, 07:11 PM
I list all the shopping centres in the country.

Turn that off

Elisa
10 Nov 2016, 02:53 PM
Instructions unclear... I hide the lacy underwear and put on some overalls.

Fence the pool!

Mouse-Keyboard
10 Nov 2016, 09:19 PM
I use a sword as a pool cue.

Reply to this post!

notorious crunchie
19 Nov 2016, 05:35 PM
Instructions unclear... I hide the lacy underwear and put on some overalls.

Fence the pool!

Instructions unclear, I use a sword as a pool que

Do a backflip

Obelix
19 Nov 2016, 10:02 PM
Instructions unclear, watch who do a backflip?

Suicide all your troops on your neighbour

notorious crunchie
01 Dec 2016, 02:56 PM
Instructions unclear, troops return home whilst neighbours cap is in ruin

Take off your shoe and slap yourself with it

Hawkery
27 Dec 2016, 07:40 PM
Instructions unclear... Slapped myself with the shoe while it was still on my foot.

Read the highways code.

notorious crunchie
01 Jan 2017, 10:48 AM
(Haha you slapped yourself)

Hawkery
04 Jan 2017, 01:38 AM
Instructions unclear. Slaps Notorious crunchie with a wispa bar. (sounds mildly painful... unless your mouth has quick reactions)

Get Hawkery another KFC - boneless banquet with beans and a Pepsi max. ;)

PaperStars
18 Jan 2017, 03:10 PM
Instructions unclear, I snap Hawkery's bones and relax with a Pepsi Max.

Take the garbage out.