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notorious crunchie
13 Apr 2017, 08:12 AM
I once saw MFH punch a kitten.

MFH tried to invoice China for the Great Wall.

MFH tried to run out on an uber without paying.

offspring
13 Apr 2017, 09:14 AM
I heard MFH tried to organise a rave on the London underground. Didn't last long as the DJ was rubbish and people kept leaving at every opportunity.

mutley
13 Apr 2017, 09:27 AM
I once saw MFH punch a kitten.

You promised not to tell anyone about that...

notorious crunchie
13 Apr 2017, 01:58 PM
MFH chew really loudly and don't tip at restaurants

mutley
13 Apr 2017, 02:06 PM
Cant afford restaurants!! We all still live in our mothers basements!!

notorious crunchie
13 Apr 2017, 02:07 PM
MFH still live in their mother's basements

mutley
13 Apr 2017, 02:37 PM
MFH chew really loudly and don't tip at restaurants

https://youtu.be/V4sbYy0WdGQ

notorious crunchie
13 Apr 2017, 04:36 PM
MFH walk really slowly on busy roads.

(I'm going to have to watch reservoir dogs on a side note)

saravbea
13 Apr 2017, 06:08 PM
is this Fox mutley?

mutley
13 Apr 2017, 06:49 PM
(I'm going to have to watch reservoir dogs on a side note)

RD members havent watched the film thier alliance is based on...

notorious crunchie
13 Apr 2017, 07:05 PM
MFH finish the pot of coffee and don't put on a new batch

mutley
13 Apr 2017, 08:11 PM
R D never put the toilet seat down

Ryder
13 Apr 2017, 08:44 PM
Crunchie is a spy for MFH

Mercedes
13 Apr 2017, 08:55 PM
Ryder is secretly a God of Thunder.

mutley
13 Apr 2017, 09:00 PM
Ryder is playing in RD

MartinJames
13 Apr 2017, 09:27 PM
Crunchie kicks the homeless every time she sees them

thedevilexists
13 Apr 2017, 10:32 PM
Ryder is secretly a God of Thunder.

Closer to a durecell battery :p

Loric
13 Apr 2017, 10:40 PM
I killed some of Crucnhie's troops, points for guessing my name.

MartinJames
13 Apr 2017, 11:51 PM
Closer to a durecell battery :p

Nah more like one of those ones you get in a poundland toy that dies after a solid 5 minutes max :b

thedevilexists
14 Apr 2017, 12:01 AM
Haha na hes more like the ones you pull out of the remote and prey they got enough power to turn on your xbox controller lol

mutley
14 Apr 2017, 04:21 AM
Ryder tried to join RD and they rejected his application

notorious crunchie
14 Apr 2017, 06:34 AM
https://youtu.be/V4sbYy0WdGQ

MFH don't even embed videos :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeBBzAyyJB4

Trouble
14 Apr 2017, 01:17 PM
all mfh players have
6927

to remind them they are sim city players at heart and to remind them of their humanitarian obligations

It comes with a little hand book
"If c enemy, step 1: hug it , step 2: cry for mommy step 3: tug it"


As seen here, upon spotting nemsis, they could not comprehend how to deal with such a mighty foe, unfortunately NMS wouldn't accept the same "lets meta up and be useless all server" approach.. So now MFH has resorted to out right flattery (see step 3)

Time will only tell if the miscrient monkies can be saved from their inevitable fate by their hand book and soft childrens toys..

mutley
14 Apr 2017, 02:40 PM
Trouble isnt brave enough to say which account hes on

sorrywecan
15 Apr 2017, 05:22 PM
excuse me trouble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSn_YrpEMKE&feature=youtu.be

mutley
16 Apr 2017, 07:42 PM
R D don't wash thier hands after using the toilet

notorious crunchie
16 Apr 2017, 08:02 PM
MFH don't believe in the Easter bunny

MartinJames
16 Apr 2017, 09:23 PM
MFH don't believe in the Easter bunny

Mostly because MFH murdered the Easter bunny and that's why creme eggs are smaller, its not just your imagination.

notorious crunchie
16 Apr 2017, 09:45 PM
MFH murdered the Easter bunny!

Surely that's worse than high treason

mutley
17 Apr 2017, 12:05 AM
R D didnt get any eggs for easter

mutley
20 Apr 2017, 12:09 PM
R D ran out of come backs and admitted defeat

notorious crunchie
20 Apr 2017, 04:56 PM
MFH double post!

Please refer to the rules :P


2 - Forbidden Content
A. Re-posts, Cross-posts and Double-posts. Re-posting a locked or deleted topic, or reposting significant content from locked or deleted topics in order to restart a locked discussion, is not allowed. Posting the same topic in multiple forums is not allowed. Posting twice (or more) in a row in the same thread is not permitted. (Use the Edit button instead.). Official forum announcements are not covered by this rule.

mutley
20 Apr 2017, 10:24 PM
I waited three days, i thought that meant it was ok ^^

RD are admins pets!!

offspring
20 Apr 2017, 10:48 PM
NMS aren't invited to parties.

notorious crunchie
21 Apr 2017, 07:48 AM
Well rumour has it NMS have dragged some old pros out of retirement

Corrers
27 Apr 2017, 02:31 AM
Well rumour has it NMS have dragged some old pros out of retirement

Just because we are old pros doesn't mean we are any good! But we may surprise a few of you :D


Seeing i've been on this forum nearly 10 years makes me feel very very old lol

Sparhawk
27 Apr 2017, 06:21 PM
we are both getting old Corrers ;)

Trouble
27 Apr 2017, 10:28 PM
there is a farm spiker at
Infowars.com ‎*(*-*56‬‬|*-*4‬‬)‬‎
it is at village
Ich bin wieder da! ‎*(*-*59‬‬|*-*4‬‬)‬‎ (Capital)

notorious crunchie
28 Apr 2017, 04:33 AM
What? lol

Loric
28 Apr 2017, 11:40 AM
Oh no, a spiker.

Hint: don't raid and you don't loose troops to it.

Antihypochondriacx
29 Apr 2017, 11:32 AM
What a cunning plan!

El Host Accountio
29 Apr 2017, 12:38 PM
Crunch is on the server?

That guy is probably the greatest travian player I have ever seen before!

very handsome too :)

MartinJames
29 Apr 2017, 12:41 PM
Crunch is on the server?

That guy is probably the greatest travian player I have ever seen before!

very handsome too :)

Nah, you must be thinking of a different guy, crunch isn't handsome, he makes children cry when they see him.

notorious crunchie
29 Apr 2017, 01:21 PM
Crunch is on the server?

That guy is probably the greatest travian player I have ever seen before!

very handsome too :)

You're too kind :)


Nah, you must be thinking of a different guy, crunch isn't handsome, he makes children cry when they see him.

You're not! :P

Mercedes
29 Apr 2017, 04:35 PM
Crunch is on the server?

That guy is probably the greatest travian player I have ever seen before!

very handsome too :)

I don't think that's how you are supposed to use the WvV host account Crunchie :s

saravbea
30 Apr 2017, 12:02 AM
huh

for a second I bought that lol

Trouble
30 Apr 2017, 09:14 PM
me too

tbh i read it and thought nothing of it

offspring
11 May 2017, 11:49 AM
There was an old Roman in THOR,
Who was considered a bit of a bore,
So one day late at night
He stripped off to fright
Every poor sole that opened their door.

In the South East kingdom of Imperium
Everyone was running around in delirium
For there was no one to raid, for pacts were made
With every tom dick harry and Jade.

Antihypochondriacx
11 May 2017, 01:23 PM
Tennyson or Robert Louis Stevenson?

offspring
11 May 2017, 01:52 PM
lol, yeah far more productive things to be doing, so of course this is what im doing with my time.

R D were too busy snoozing
To see cata’s on the horizon looming
Straight for their cap’s, to be whipped from the maps
The Council’s Sim City illusions disabusing

(yeah that one isn't very good)

Corrers
11 May 2017, 11:19 PM
I am looking forward to see how Imperium use the number 5 in the name of their next wing.

Impe5ium?
Imperiu5m?
Im55555555555perium?

commander
12 May 2017, 08:35 AM
5imperium. :roll:

notorious crunchie
12 May 2017, 09:38 AM
There once was a player called Crunch
Who went out for a drink at lunch
When he woke on the morrow, his heart filled with sorrow
As he realised he'd starved the bunch

offspring
12 May 2017, 10:47 AM
pumperium (pump being welsh for 5, but pronounced pimp) ?

MFH were in a dither
For they ate all their bananas for pleasure
So to NMS they rode, Lowe and behold,
Made away with buckets of treasure