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notorious crunchie
29 May 2017, 03:26 PM
Episode 1, The freemasons

As some of you may have noticed this server has many more players than the rest of the domain. A total of 3,248.

UK3 - 3,248
UK5 - 1,920
UKx3 - 930
UK1 - 417

and the rest have even lower than that.

Now you might argue that these are all inactive accounts but according to Travian General statistics 3,083 of those accounts are active.

BUT

(I like big BUTs and I cannot lie.)

Only 439 of these players are in alliances with over 10 players in. That is just ~14% of the servers active players currently in alliances.

I can see only one feasible explanation. There is a secret society of travian players that have yet to announce themselves on this server and they plan to take over. With potentially 2,500 players operating in the shadows the pose a significant threat to all alliances.

You call me crazy? You call me paranoid?

Well answer this then, if they aren't all working together then why haven't THOR been able to recruit them all? :P



Episode 2, "But I love him!"

I'm sure we have all been there. When a young lady brings home a bad boy to meet the parents or a young lad brings home the town bike to do the same and your parents refuse to accept them.

This seems to be the case in the north west, south west, west! In the West. NMS have brought Sins home to dinner but THOR & THOR 2 do not seem to approve.

THOR confeds:
THOR II
NMS

THOR II confeds:
THOR
NMS

NMS confeds:
THOR
THOR II
Sins

Sins confeds:
NMS

Not nearly ad bad as the Imperium 'one with at war with another whilst both still confeded to the remaining' but that ended up in Carnage! Budumtssst

Now i haven't read all 4 million books written by authors appealing to a younger generation in the hope they will never have to work again but the general gist I have gotten from television is there is only a few options.

Scenario 1, the parents grit their teeth and accept them

THOR
THOR II
NMS
Sins

Scenario 2, puppy love causes them to run away and elope leaving mummy and daddy all alone.

THOR
THOR II

NMS
Sins


Scenario 3, they run away and yet the bad boy already had a new girl who has settled all around their stronghold.

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Perhaps after this they meet a nice sensitive guy and settle down.

THOR
THOR II

NMS
MFH?

Sins
Negan


Who knows, maybe Carnage West will even get involved somewhere leaving Carnage East with no one to talk to. Only one thing is certain and that is that I am dying to know how the Skype dynamics of that meta work!

Trouble
29 May 2017, 04:11 PM
http://travian-reports.net/us/report/49737050dbe,49737102fe8,4973721e2f5,497373de0c5

trouble out :D

Crossbow Martini
29 May 2017, 07:54 PM
So, this is what you do when you're bored? Go to Waterstones and get a good book!

Joe
29 May 2017, 10:16 PM
@ Crossbow - We RD players would appreciate it if you do notdiscourage Crunchie from posting in the forum, please?
Not only does it free up the alliance Skype chat fromCrunchs repeatedly failed attempts to get resource pushes and nude images sent,but we've already spent far too long discussing whether to get an obligatorysparkly uni-tard installed as the official alliance uniform. Nobody ever wantsto hear his conspiracy theories on Halloumi again…. Help us out mate, please?

Trouble
30 May 2017, 01:03 PM
I heard MFH plan is to sit on their hands all server waiting for Maddog to build his WW and then, well.. spoil his fun by destroying it.

Question is is any one other than RD compitent enough to run a WW?
given NMS display last server, thats them pretty much out.

Mean time the south bickers

mutley
30 May 2017, 11:02 PM
I heard MFH plan is to sit on their hands all server waiting for Maddog to build his WW and then, well.. spoil his fun by destroying it.

Thats classified information!!!

MartinJames
30 May 2017, 11:35 PM
No-cringe signature.

Haha, its funny cos having that as a signature is cringey. Didn't realise how subtle your humour was, nice work T ;)

Crossbow Martini
30 May 2017, 11:47 PM
@ Crossbow - We RD players would appreciate it if you do notdiscourage Crunchie from posting in the forum, please?
Not only does it free up the alliance Skype chat fromCrunchs repeatedly failed attempts to get resource pushes and nude images sent,but we've already spent far too long discussing whether to get an obligatorysparkly uni-tard installed as the official alliance uniform. Nobody ever wantsto hear his conspiracy theories on Halloumi again…. Help us out mate, please?


How about all of you clumping together to get him a £5 book voucher? The amount some players spend on this game indicates they've enough to chip in 50p to the cause. Crunchie - want to start a gofundme?

MartinJames
30 May 2017, 11:52 PM
How about all of you clumping together to get him a £5 book voucher? The amount some players spend on this game indicates they've enough to chip in 50p to the cause. Crunchie - want to start a gofundme?

Oh please, if you give crunchy £5 to spend on literature he'll come back with a copy of Playboy and page 3 of The Sun. Though tbf that would keep him quiet for a good half hour.

notorious crunchie
31 May 2017, 07:17 AM
Page 3 just isn't page 3 anymore :(


Thats classified information!!!

What happens if someone else builds it? Do you all just delete?

mutley
31 May 2017, 12:07 PM
Page 3 just isn't page 3 anymore :(



What happens if someone else builds it? Do you all just delete?


Pretty much yea

Mercedes
31 May 2017, 12:21 PM
Looks like you might be holding the WW then Crunchie :p

notorious crunchie
31 May 2017, 12:29 PM
That means I will finally get a res push right?! XD

Mercedes
31 May 2017, 12:48 PM
Eventually ...

notorious crunchie
30 Jun 2017, 10:46 PM
[CENTER]
Scenario 3, they run away and yet the bad boy already had a new girl who has settled all around their stronghold.

Perhaps after this they meet a nice sensitive guy and settle down.

THOR
THOR II

NMS
MFH?

Sins
Negan


Who knows, maybe Carnage West will even get involved somewhere leaving Carnage East with no one to talk to. Only one thing is certain and that is that I am dying to know how the Skype dynamics of that meta work!

Dance my puppets, Dance!

So we have;

THOR
BURI

NMS
MFH

Sins
$cars.

You cannot get much nearer than that.

So what is next for my little puppets then?

Well;

THOR will make it to end game but they will have different leadership (or they wont make it to endgame). If you're bored and fancy a giggle then get on gettertools and see how they have more ex players than the current active players on the server! You have to add up all the wings but even the main alone has more ex-players than RD, NMS/MFH or Sins/not-negan currently have. An interesting approach to making the hall of fame but a record surely!

NMS and MFH will fall out but that won't happen for a while yet. Hopefully they can keep us entertained with some great reports before it does happen and the real entertainment begins.

Not sure what is going on with the negan merge into sins then getting kicked out and becoming scars and tehn getting a confed pact. Sounds exciting to be sure! That said i have a soft spot in my heart for alliances that stronghold around a WW. They never do well on UK servers but i do like th spirit all the same!

Meanwhile RD continue sending every resource they have to me as i've convinced them the alliance bonus is active and i am the portal to donate through (dumbos).

Oh well, artefacts next :)

rsilver
30 Jun 2017, 11:23 PM
WOW

You truly have a crystal ball Crunch!!

So if someone could be so kind as to offer RD a confed then it will make Tavian history as the most yawny hugathon server ever ever ever ! we can maybe go actives V inactives. Make love not war :) I like it ....

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OHHHH and imagine the res Push Crunch if we all on the same team. Could be a real BIGGY

Mercedes
01 Jul 2017, 06:51 AM
Are we all having a big hugfest simming server? Awesome! Who wants to actually do any fighting in a war game anyway. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn.

Trouble
01 Jul 2017, 01:02 PM
haha

noob server :D

MartinJames
05 Jul 2017, 06:21 PM
I called it way before you did crunch :P

RE NMS: 'they may eventually find themselves needing support from their neighbours MFH instead of the southerners'

Sins/Scar isn't a team anyway, i'm reliably informed by confidential sources within the confed that sins remaining players are being merged into NMS/MFH soon once they've sorted out the details.



Are we all having a big hugfest simming server? Awesome! Who wants to actually do any fighting in a war game anyway. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn.

Really? Looking at it i'm seeing three teams of 2 alliances each who'll all be fighting it out once the artefacts are released, plenty of entertainment to come.

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Well, I say 3 teams, but thor's biggest player has been sending attacks like this all day

http://travian-reports.net/us/report/5134344eebd

I guess they were maybe fakes to cover up this attempt at chiefing by someone who has clearly no idea how one goes about chiefing a village.

http://travian-reports.net/us/report/513432eaf18

Protip: Try building some cats at some point.

So maybe we shouldn't include thor as anything resembling a serious contender.

mutley
07 Jul 2017, 08:37 PM
Trouble, can you really be calling people noobs when you generally only complete 1 server for every 10 you start??


Are we all having a big hugfest simming server? Awesome! Who wants to actually do any fighting in a war game anyway. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn.

Well you know, we felt left out being the only ones not instantly confeding/merging as soon as we saw another alliance in our quad

Crossbow Martini
08 Jul 2017, 12:57 AM
Maybe the two RD alliances could do the opposite to the rest of the quads and become hostile, maybe encouraging the rest of the quads to follow suit? Or maybe just RD vs RD because, you know, why not?

mutley
08 Jul 2017, 05:56 AM
That wouldnt be a war though, it would just be rd 2 curb stomping rd 1 ^^

azro
10 Jul 2017, 07:49 AM
It seems to have poor activity on the main topic of the server (i know that in france too ..) so i put my message here too :


The server is closed to sign up, I'm looking for someone which will be okay to give me the natars profil IG a few minutes after artifacts release, a task which will need about ... 1 minute ;)

So if anyone is okay, it will be super for my researches (which will be shared when they will be ended), contact me by pm ;)

notorious crunchie
12 Jul 2017, 06:14 AM
It seems to have poor activity on the main topic of the server (i know that in france too ..) so i put my message here too :

Here you go bud. Let us know once you're done with your research, be interesting to see your findings

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7060
7061

azro
12 Jul 2017, 07:43 AM
Ow dear ! Thanks so much !

They appear at 06h here ? if I look at your screnshot time, in France they change to 12h (like server openning in fact) some month ago, no the same here ?

notorious crunchie
12 Jul 2017, 02:09 PM
Lazy French :P

offspring
15 Jul 2017, 12:25 AM
What are we going to do without this to spam for the next few days?