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    Where am I now? I'm teaching English to fancy...

    Where am I now? I'm teaching English to fancy private school kids in Thailand for less money than I made as a barman. Still, it's all about the experience, right? After Christmas I'm off to Saudi to...
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    Sticky: Now - Being back. Thanking Carrothead and Miss....

    Now - Being back. Thanking Carrothead and Miss. Anonymous for the help in getting my account reactivated. Playing S5 this server, figured I'd come and litter the forums with my stench for a while.
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    Sticky: *Waves* M'back, playing S5. How is everybody?

    *Waves* M'back, playing S5. How is everybody?
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    Sticky: I'm going to quote a most admirable Hobbit, with...

    I'm going to quote a most admirable Hobbit, with a few small additions.

    My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Crooks and Randybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and bland...
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    Poll: If you bothered to read the rest of the argument...

    If you bothered to read the rest of the argument you'd see why I (and my degree in English Lit W/Creative Writing, specialising in contemporary poetry) focused on the trivial aspects of the poem so...
  6. This is essentially the part of your post I have...

    This is essentially the part of your post I have the trouble with. Being sensational at solving mathematical problems doesn't necessarily affect your ability to solve problems of a different, more...
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    Elz, that sofa's lovely. I'm sure nobody died on...

    Elz, that sofa's lovely. I'm sure nobody died on it.

    Probably.
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    Sticky: Is she not a little attractive?

    Is she not a little attractive?
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    Is it not simply the fact that they only live a...

    Is it not simply the fact that they only live a matter of hours? Old age to them has passed in the time it took me to get up this morning and go to the shop for a paper.
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    Maybe someone died on it.

    Maybe someone died on it.
  11. It takes special talent to sound like you're...

    It takes special talent to sound like you're looking down on someone whilst explaining how you're not, infact, looking down on someone.

    *Pins on your Blue Peter badge*

    If you have a hammer and...
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    Don't open it guys, it's clearly the gay porn.

    Don't open it guys, it's clearly the gay porn.
  13. If you're not looking down to some extent on the...

    If you're not looking down to some extent on the person you're arguing with, then you're probably doing it wrong. That's a quote from Star Trek right there. You know it has to be true.



    I...
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    Reckon we could post it from here and have it...

    Reckon we could post it from here and have it arrive in good nick?
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    And lightning.

    And lightning.
  16. *Rubs hands delightedly* Fair points, whilst I...

    *Rubs hands delightedly*

    Fair points, whilst I maintain that there's a huge difference between solving hypothetical equations in advanced maths and applying problem solving to real life.

    I'm...
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    There really was a weird kind of backstory to my...

    There really was a weird kind of backstory to my comment, I've not gone nuts quite yet.

    On the subject of strawberries, I had some in meringue earlier with a dollop of clotted cream. Yum yum.
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    Milk from my lactating nipple. Tastes vaguely...

    Milk from my lactating nipple. Tastes vaguely like prawn cocktail.
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    Sticky: Now - Lactating, apparently. :(

    Now - Lactating, apparently. :(
  20. My biggest problem here is the assumption that...

    My biggest problem here is the assumption that those who aren't particularly good at algebra will struggle with day to day issues - that anyone who isn't particularly adept at maths is a follower not...
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    I figured it'd be safe to comment on that before....

    I figured it'd be safe to comment on that before. Beware of punctuation commentary, there be dragons...
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    You know you can cheat now and get honey and...

    You know you can cheat now and get honey and lemon sachets? It's not the same.
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    Now now. I hear she took good care of her pussy....

    Now now. I hear she took good care of her pussy. Stroked it, bought it pretty accesories and made sure it got only the best quality meat. Premium stuff.

    You know I only just realised that I have a...
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    She looks a bit Australian.

    She looks a bit Australian.
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    Cliffy, everyone's got some malice in them...

    Cliffy, everyone's got some malice in them somewhere. Mary Poppins probably beat her dog.
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