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    ok, so i look at most tueton troops and they look sort of normal and troopish with the normal troops weapons ... buuuttt the paladins have a hammer, a freakin huge hammer but still a hammer so im asking why a hammer? of all the weapons and objects i could of picked for a troop to have, a hammer would have been quite a way down, would you not at least have had spikes on it?
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    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    If I'm on horseback and take a swing at your head with a hammer, do you really think I'd need spikes on it?

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    If I'm on a duck and take a swing at your head with a hammer, do you really think I'd need spikes on it?
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    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.

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    if im walking and i hit you with a hammer, would it need spikes on it?

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    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    Hammers are great weapons of war. Against an armoured foe, it dents and dings the armour, severely restricting the movement of said foe. It also crushes bones and skulls.

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    maybe the guy just wanted to have a hammer?

    its still gona be more effective than having something like a stick?
    (unless its a very sharp stick)

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    maybe it was a birthday present?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post
    If I'm on a duck and take a swing at your head with a hammer, do you really think I'd need spikes on it?
    i lol'ed

    Quote Originally Posted by Darkest View Post
    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
    i double lol'ed

    Quote Originally Posted by shaw 89 View Post
    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?
    i tripled lol'ed

    Quote Originally Posted by Jalis View Post
    maybe it was a birthday present?
    i quadruple lol'ed



    overall i broke myself lolling
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkest View Post
    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by shaw 89 View Post
    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalis View Post
    maybe it was a birthday present?
    I lol'd at that

    A hammer is a mans choice! A BIG man, who is not trying to compensate for somthing...Where's my hammer!? I'm feeling insecure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by major biscuit View Post
    i lol'ed



    i double lol'ed



    i tripled lol'ed



    i quadruple lol'ed



    overall i broke myself lolling


    you better check your pants aswell

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    lol If i ran at you with a hammer, would you be looking to see if i had spikes on it?
    Tha's the same as my last post isnt it?
    o well.....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaw 89 View Post
    you better check your pants aswell
    pants are so overrated

    commando ftw
    Stop looking at me!

    I'm really selfconscious, ok?



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    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post
    pants are so overrated

    commando ftw
    i bet the kid in your picture wishes that someone wore pants that day..

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    what would you rather them have? frozen chickens? bar stools? plasma tv's?
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    Does anyone watch that Ultimate Warrior program thing on Bravo where they use computer programs to simulate who would win a fight between certain famous warriors, or special forces? I just watched the William Wallace vs Chaka Zulu one. Wallace had a smallish warhammer, with a blunt end, and a spike on the other side. The mess it made of human skulls (shattered) and a fake but realistic human head (tissue resistance via ballistic gel) with the pointy end were fascinating and disgusting at the same time.

    What they do is get some experts on the fighting styles and weaponry to come in, and use the weapons on dummies, sides of beef etc (omg a war axe slashing a side of beef is an awesome sight if a little disturbing) whilst filming in slow motion, measuring speeds, arcs and stuff, then enter the info into the computer. Then at the end, they get live actors to re-enact the fight as the computer predicted it. Quite cool.

    Incidentally, Wallace won something like 65%+ of the time, which was deemed to be a crushing victory, whereas Spetznas vs Delta Force or something came in at 53% win for Spetsnaz due to their knife-gun tipping the balance.

    It's a great program.

    Ontopic more, I'd see the Paladins as being great at inf defence, with their large horses being probably somewhat armored and very heavy, which would be both dangerous and very intimidating for a foe either facing one, charging at one, or having one charge at him. Never mind hundreds of them. Then, with a decent shield to ward off enemy weapons and then WHAMMMO on the noggin with a big hammer. Brutal. I think there is nothing silly about them having a hammer as a weapon. What would you suggest they have OP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reacher0212 View Post
    Does anyone watch that Ultimate Warrior program thing on Bravo where they use computer programs to simulate who would win a fight between certain famous warriors, or special forces? I just watched the William Wallace vs Chaka Zulu one. Wallace had a smallish warhammer, with a blunt end, and a spike on the other side. The mess it made of human skulls (shattered) and a fake but realistic human head (tissue resistance via ballistic gel) with the pointy end were fascinating and disgusting at the same time.

    Incidentally, Wallace won something like 65%+ of the time, which was deemed to be a crushing victory, whereas Spetznas vs Delta Force or something came in at 53% win for Spetsnaz due to their knife-gun tipping the balance.

    It's a great program.

    Ontopic more, I'd see the Paladins as being great at inf defence, with their large horses being probably somewhat armored and very heavy, which would be both dangerous and very intimidating for a foe either facing one, charging at one, or having one charge at him. Never mind hundreds of them. Then, with a decent shield to ward off enemy weapons and then WHAMMMO on the noggin with a big hammer. Brutal. I think there is nothing silly about them having a hammer as a weapon. What would you suggest they have OP?


    where would you get the programs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzerker View Post
    where would you get the programs?
    http://bravo.co.uk/

    My bad, it's called Deadliest Warrior. There is some links and info on that site, and I believe they might even stream some episodes somewhere in there as I saw it advertised a few weeks ago. Lemme know if you have any luck or enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reacher0212 View Post
    What would you suggest they have OP?
    i big hammer with spikes on the bit where its usually flat,

    or

    Quote Originally Posted by Darkest View Post
    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by shaw 89 View Post
    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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