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    i'd have sex with travian if the usb ports where bigger


    or something like that

    made me chear right up after a confetation with my alliance leader
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    Quote Originally Posted by danny-d-b View Post
    i'd have sex with travian if the usb ports where bigger


    or something like that

    made me chear right up after a confetation with my alliance leader
    look at my sigi was quick enough
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    yer thats the one


    I would say sex with Travian but these USB ports are too small :-(

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    i can't remember who said this but

    quote: lollollollol i didn't laugh that much i just needed 10 characters

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    Quote Originally Posted by liddleman View Post
    i can't remember who said this but

    quote: lollollollol i didn't laugh that much i just needed 10 characters
    i remember that! i think it was rammy or someone

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    Quote Originally Posted by leaking freakiness View Post
    i remember that! i think it was rammy or someone
    it wasnt me... i never write about ten characters

    i really should make a quote for this, cos i dont wanna spam a mods thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by leaking freakiness View Post
    right, i got a date tomora, yay!

    i dont know why i quoted you, it has nothing to do with your post really
    ... see i dont spam ;P (well.. mods threads)
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    Quote Originally Posted by danny-d-b View Post
    yer thats the one


    I would say sex with Travian but these USB ports are too small :-(

    best thing said all day in my oppion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I aim to please, now go vote yes on my idea
    whats your idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stooveth View Post
    Another gem:



    It's the ultimate rudie while being completely within forum rules. He should get some sort of prize for that. Can we give him a ribbon or a medal or something? Please?

    Stoove
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grantmitch1 View Post
    I shall accept such a ribbon.
    let's get a petition together

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    Quote Originally Posted by danny-d-b View Post
    whats your idea
    FAQ section - in sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    FAQ section - in sig.
    o ok might just have to have a look
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    Quote Originally Posted by chloe2227 View Post
    My Island:

    When we got stranded on the desert island by the forum n00bs, me, Berethor, Tune0112, Tilifika, Gramsci, Sugar-Mouse, AaoyrRaid, Fury, leaking freakiness, slash12190, Gouranga, ReDeYe, Desmond, Stooveth, Jawwwwsh, laughing ram and peachymcwiggins first had some fun in the sun. Apart from slash, Sugar-Mouse and Tune (and possibly others) who arn't old enough to have real fun in the sun went and explored and then played tag :p

    But then we realised that actually we were stuck on a desert island. Which isn't good, because there are no felt tips for me and Tune, no alcohol and no food. So Desmond decided to brew us some beer whilst cooking Uncle Ben's Rice, because he's cool like that, and Stooveth went to see if there was anything he could shoot to eat with the rice. Because you can't just eat rice. Whilst they were doing this, Berethor, Tilifika, Gramsci, Gouranga, ReDeYe, Jawwwwsh and peachymcwiggins went off to prove their manliness by doing man things, and me, AaoyrRaid, Fury and leaking freakiness did the sensible girl thing and sunbathed whilst entertaining ourselves.

    However when the young'uns failed to return and the rice was nearly ready, the males decided to go and find them, and found them running naked in the waves having lots of innocent fun. Which as their paternal instints kicked in they didn't want to disturb them. So Fury had to go and shout at them like a true pregant mother.

    The young'uns returned and ate their food and decided that as it was quite late they were going to go to bed.

    At which point we realised that with all the fun we had been having in our new kingdom, we a) didn't have any beds or shelter and more importantly b) we didn't have a king. So we all sat down and voted as to who would be king.

    Gramsci took his top off, which meant all of the girls wanted to vote for him.
    Jawwwwsh sucked in his stomach which confused the girls who didn't now know who to vote for.
    Tilifika made us all laugh which confused us all.
    Laughing Ram made us laugh again... which didn't help the confusion.
    Berethor threatened us with JimJim so we all voted for him because we didn't want anyone to bite our crotch.

    So it was decided that Berethor was King.

    Which meant that he had to decide how to deal with the lack of beds situation, but he didn't realise that before he put himself up for election. And refused.

    So of course it was the womenfolk who sorted out the beds for the kiddywinks. Who then went to bed like nice little children.

    About this point Desmond found his beer was brewed, so us adults finished that off and danced and had fun well into the early hours of the morning.

    And so our peaceful existance on a desert island continued for a couple of days, by which point everyone was starting to smell a bit, because lets face it salt water doesn't clean as well as a nice deep bubble bath. It didn't appear to affect the menfolk, but the women and children were starting to complain, and so forced the men with all their Physics and Maths and Chemistry and Design&Technology to various levels to construct either a boat, or a way to produce soap and to purify the water.

    Being the lazy bums they were, they went for the easy option of building a boat. But couldn't get any of the trees to fall down to provide the wood. So gave up.

    At the point the women were on the verge of letting this island turn into a reenactment of Lord of the Flies, but they restrained themselves because the sex was good, and their tans were amazing by this point, even if they had to keep the children in the shade between 10 and 2 so they didn't get sunburnt.

    So they got together and with some of the fat left over from the dead animals that Stooveth had managed to shoot without a gun, but with his amazing shot, and used some of the coconut milk that they had been drinking to cure hangovers, along with some of the herbs and things lying around to make a Lush mimic soap, and cleaned themselves and the children up, refusing to allow the men to join them in their sex until they had followed suit.

    Some of the men refused, and turned gay.

    Some cleaned themselves up and came back to their girlies.

    And so the Travian forum lived happily ever after on the island, with lots of new babies, but not as many as there would have been if those men had got clean. And until they were sixteen Slash, Sugar-Mouse and Tune babysat the babies whilst the adults "went out to dinner" on the other side of the island.

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    danny-d-b, upon being rick-rolled XD

    Quote Originally Posted by danny-d-b View Post
    look mate if i get rick roled once more i'll shove him down your throt
    once or twise its funny but im getting anyoyed and ive only been on a few days

    do it again and i will report you to the mods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gramsci View Post
    danny-d-b, upon being rick-rolled XD
    Gramsci, upon having his face eaten by a 10-foot-tall purple dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by Gramsci
    AH! AHHH! OH GOD THE PAIN! THE PAIN! STOP! ARRRGGGHHHHH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leaking freakiness View Post
    omg, my laptop screen went dark, so i could see my reflection, and i looked at my glasses wrong and scared meself.
    Why we love LF.
    It's Poetry. Not Hip Hop.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tilifika View Post
    Why we love LF.
    i am still giggling like a little girl at that.

    horse's av scared me aswell, i squeeled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grantmitch1 View Post
    It has a picture of Swede on the front, who doesnt want to read it.
    Come on its giant swede.
    On his english exam


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flood View Post
    i love to munch poo
    Nothign more to say about that really.. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by chloe2227 View Post
    On his english exam
    i had that paper! the had a big swede on it from morrisons!

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