I'm going to quote a most admirable Hobbit, with a few small additions.
My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Crooks and Randybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and bland nincompoops. Today is round about my three and a half year forum anniversary. Alas, three and a half years is far too short a time to post around such excellent and admirable hobbits. I know less than half of you half as much as I should like and I dislike more than half of you just as well as you deserve. I have things to do. I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce that this is the end. I am going now. I bid one or two of you a fond farewell. And to the rest...
Goodbye.
I <3 Henners.