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    Quote Originally Posted by c-map View Post
    There is a desese that does this and leads to a horable death you cach it

    I wish evryone on travian bowed down and worshiped ME
    Since you posted first...

    They bow down and worship you...BUT it's a lie, they were lulling you into a false sense of security! Mutiny! A riot! Everyone takes up maces and pitchforks, with the occasional flaming torch, storms your palace and slays you there and then.

    I wish I was smarter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by c-map View Post
    There is a desese that does this and leads to a horable death you cach it

    I wish evryone on travian bowed down and worshiped ME
    Every bows down and worships you, then they sacrifice you to free your godly soul from it's mortal chains.

    Quote Originally Posted by Travian_Bard View Post
    Since you posted first...

    They bow down and worship you...BUT it's a lie, they were lulling you into a false sense of security! Mutiny! A riot! Everyone takes up maces and pitchforks, with the occasional flaming torch, storms your palace and slays you there and then.

    I wish I was smarter.
    Did you know that the faster something moves, the heavier it gets? You are now a *little* smarter.

    I wish that I had a never-ending packet of Tim Tams (just like the ads ) (T_B would get this)

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    You choke on the Tim Tams (They're a kind of biscuit, I believe)

    I wish I was popular at school.
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    You are so popular, a less popular person hires an assasin and you die!
    I wish People on the forum didnt keep posting before me on this type of thing
    Quote Originally Posted by King Gary View Post
    Q. You are traveling at half the speed of light, what's the stopping distance?
    A. 40 years and 3 months

    Q. And what is the thinking time?
    A. 2 weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asrue2 View Post
    You choke on the Tim Tams (They're a kind of biscuit, I believe)

    I wish I was popular at school.
    Your popular at school, but everyone you liked left

    I wish I got free gold to spend.
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    You get free gold but the server ends

    I wish I could remember french spellings.

    create a acount here and earn both of us gold
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    Quote Originally Posted by c-map View Post
    You get free gold but the server ends

    I wish I could remember french spellings.
    You remember french spellings. You then forget English spellings

    I wish I could travel in time.

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    You cause a paradox and stop existing
    I wish I had 999,999,999.82p
    Quote Originally Posted by King Gary View Post
    Q. You are traveling at half the speed of light, what's the stopping distance?
    A. 40 years and 3 months

    Q. And what is the thinking time?
    A. 2 weeks

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    Game aside, let me describe Tim Tams.

    They are like a tower of pure joy. First, an outer coating of milk chocolate, the kind that melts into your mouth with a subtle explosion of sweet cocoa. A layer of chocolate wafer follows that crumbles deliciously in your mouth and the genius contradiction of crunch and soft chocolate mixes together in your mouth like a party of flavour. Only the strongest of wills could prevent you from reaching for another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travian_Bard View Post
    Game aside, let me describe Tim Tams.

    They are like a tower of pure joy. First, an outer coating of milk chocolate, the kind that melts into your mouth with a subtle explosion of sweet cocoa. A layer of chocolate wafer follows that crumbles deliciously in your mouth and the genius contradiction of crunch and soft chocolate mixes together in your mouth like a party of flavour. Only the strongest of wills could prevent you from reaching for another.
    You make them sound so tasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angroy View Post
    I wish I had 999,999,999.82p
    But then the value of money drops, so your pennies would only buy you a chocolate bar.



    I wish all 3 year olds would stop saying "whyyyyy??"

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    I love them! Oh and on another off topic note (but hey this whole area is full of spam, so whatever) they recently had strawberry Tim Tams for breast cancer! GENIUS MUCH!? Added to the above description they had this layer of gooey something-a-rather, the point is it was sweet and tasted like lovely strawberries. <3 it! And you can feel less guilty, because it's for a charitable cause, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunarkim View Post
    But then the value of money drops, so your pennies would only buy you a chocolate bar.



    I wish all 3 year olds would stop saying "whyyyyy??"
    They all stop saying whhhhhhy but then they turn 4

    I wish i was famous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by H1t_MaN View Post
    They all stop saying whhhhhhy but then they turn 4

    I wish i was famous.
    You become Britney Spears

    I wish i could fly
    You found me!



    Nemo iudex in causa sua


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    Quote Originally Posted by d3moralizer View Post
    You become Britney Spears

    I wish i could fly
    You catch Bird Flu

    I wish Norwich would win the league

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    Quote Originally Posted by hrbdefender View Post
    You catch Bird Flu

    I wish Norwich would win the league
    After winning they disband

    Wish I was taller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendo View Post
    After winning they disband

    Wish I was taller

    You become taller but everyone else becomes giants.

    I wish I was a pug.
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    You become a pug

    But then you get eaten by cannibals (Yes pugs have cannibals too)

    I wish i was d3moralizer

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    Granted - but that in itself is a punishment :p

    I wish I ruled a nation of smurfs o_0

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