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    Quote Originally Posted by Leon View Post
    The smurfs revolt and eat you

    I wish i was god.

    [Edit] = For those who believe in him excluding me.
    You become a God to fleas.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
    "Define interesting."
    "'Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leon View Post
    The smurfs revolt and eat you

    I wish i was god.

    [Edit] = For those who believe in him excluding me.
    The devil finds a away to Unfreeze the 7th circle and comes and Kills you


    I wish for a new guitar

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    You get a new guitar but someone steals it
    I wish I could be bothered to do my homework

    Synyster Gates is my spirit animal tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adkill View Post
    You become a God to fleas.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
    Since you posted first...

    You finally think of a wish: I wish I would die. That wish is granted.

    I wish the next season of Doctor Who would come to Australia already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho View Post
    Since you posted first...

    You finally think of a wish: I wish I would die. That wish is granted.

    I wish the next season of Doctor Who would come to Australia already!
    i comes but your tv brakes

    i wish i had more teapots
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    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
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    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by major biscuit View Post
    i comes but your tv brakes

    i wish i had more teapots
    You got a million more teapots, and then forgot the teabags. Then after noticing your house blew up, and all the teapots were broke!

    I wish i could live for ever...

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    Liveing for ever is a great form of torment.

    I wish my raids would hurry up

    create a acount here and earn both of us gold
    http://www.travian.co.uk/?uc=ukx_3210

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    Quote Originally Posted by c-map View Post
    Liveing for ever is a great form of torment.

    I wish my raids would hurry up
    They come back in 5 seconds and then starve

    I wish i could fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by MISGUIDED View Post
    They come back in 5 seconds and then starve

    I wish i could fly
    You learn how to fly, but crash into a window,

    I wish i had some pie.
    http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/sweely08/hit.png
    Its been far, far too long...

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    7 man eating birds were laying in wait beneath the pastry.

    I wish we had the cool smileys from .com
    This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 5 seconds.
    Tread lightly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asrue2 View Post
    7 man eating birds were laying in wait beneath the pastry.

    I wish we had the cool smileys from .com
    This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 5 seconds.
    We get the smileys but a second later you get perma banned (mwahaha)

    I wish I had 3 wishes.
    'sup.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tilifika View Post
    I'm a musician/Writer/Poet, literally everybody wants to get with this. Y'know what I'm sayin' dog?


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    Quote Originally Posted by WeWorshipFred View Post
    We get the smileys but a second later you get perma banned (mwahaha)

    I wish I had 3 wishes.
    You do but they all backfire, basic genie logic really

    I wish I knew what to play for my music exam this tuesday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turn View Post
    You do but they all backfire, basic genie logic really

    I wish I knew what to play for my music exam this tuesday.
    You figure out what to play, but then your arm gets broken.


    I wish I didn't have Art tomorrow.
    "Define interesting."
    "'Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adkill View Post
    You figure out what to play, but then your arm gets broken.

    Since he posted first.

    I wish I didn't have Art tomorrow.
    You have a supply teacher as your teacher has rabies, and then you have to do Maths instead

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    (he didn't have a wish)

    I wish for mince pies and brandy cream
    This text is here to push my sig down

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    They are poisoned :o

    I wish I could fail my mental maths

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    but in tring to fail you answer every single question correctly

    i wish for controll over the universe.

    thankies Df for the brill sig

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    You have control over the universe but it's too big and you get so confused about what's happening, your head explodes

    I wish I didnt procrastinate so much

    Synyster Gates is my spirit animal tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonFyre View Post
    You have control over the universe but it's too big and you get so confused about what's happening, your head explodes

    I wish I didnt procrastinate so much
    You are too keen for the job you apply to so you get turned down.

    I wish my wardrobe was not full of Furbelow clothes

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    Quote Originally Posted by hrbdefender View Post
    You are too keen for the job you apply to so you get turned down.

    I wish my wardrobe was not full of Furbelow clothes
    You have no clothes at all and have to walk around naked all day.

    I wish I had a moped and a lisence. >.<
    'sup.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tilifika View Post
    I'm a musician/Writer/Poet, literally everybody wants to get with this. Y'know what I'm sayin' dog?


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