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    Quote Originally Posted by neverland View Post
    i get wadey to make you all laugh to death, i then steal the hill and put a 200000 ft restarining order on myself so you cant come near me
    I dress up as a woman and vow you and marry u... then kill you and re-take the Hill...

    I surround the hill with the strongest tribe of the universe and fill it full of pits of volcanic lava. Only the bravest and stupiest hero will be able to conquere but not before they work out the secret password, which has been hidden in one of a thousand rats stomachs.
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    I give all of the rats vomiting powder which empties their stomachs to give me the password, I feed the tribe arsenic (they not so smart) and I drop an iceberg on the lava to stop it burning.

    My Hill!!

    I then make the hill invisible so you don't know where to conquer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lupia View Post
    I give all of the rats vomiting powder which empties their stomachs to give me the password, I feed the tribe arsenic (they not so smart) and I drop an iceberg on the lava to stop it burning.

    My Hill!!

    I then make the hill invisible so you don't know where to conquer.
    Unfortunatly for you, you go to Tesco's one day and forget where your hill is. I build myself a new hill.

    MY HILL.
    'sup.


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    i follow the trail of tescos bags and take lupias hill and take it, i then propose a alliance of the hills to fred.

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    *walks up hill*

    *pushes hwoo off hill*

    *makes fun of the continuous rolling*

    *hires big bunny and has a dance party*


    thats how to do it

    MY HILL
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    thats just cuase i got the whole girl thing wrong ent it, cruel....

    id come back to my previos hill and id huff and id puff then id nuke it and build another hill.

    MY HILL.

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    *buys tornado in a can*

    *sprays on hwoo`s hill*

    *watches him fly away*

    *walks up hill*

    *hires a monkey *

    DANCE PARTY !
    proud

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    cancells all her party goods and services for the rest of her life, when she goes insane i cart her of to the asyllum and regain my hill.

    then i fill it with candifloss

    all mine kells all mine.

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    *sets fire to hill*

    *watches it burn down*

    *plants hill on top of hwoo*

    *Re-Orders party goods*

    *hires a exocutioner*

    DANCE PARTY
    proud

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    digs up through hill and invades her party, pushed kells out but leaves all the balloons, i put a restraining order on her and sit comfurtable in my lazyboy chair.

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    *kills judge*

    *rips up restraining order*

    *pushes hwoo down the hill in his chair*

    *burns stuff*

    *smiles, orders a pizza*

    my hill
    proud

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    knocks at hill with a pizza boys uniform and in disguese pushed her out again and eats pizza while staring out of the window with a tranquiluizer gun looking out for her.

    my hill, for now.

    thankies Df for the brill sig

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    Helicopter lands on hill, Lupia comes out of it with a pair of Uzis, overcoming the hill by force! Muahahahaha

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    I Stand on my tip toes thus raising my height by a few cm. This surprising turn of events shocks you all which allows my secret llama army to come raid you all.

    All this time in hideing for this one victory!

    My hill!

    By the way i'm also gona lick this hill. yeh who wants a licked hill!!

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    Wadey! I love you very very very very very much

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    *burns down lamas*

    * disnetfectant bombs all over the hill*

    while his eyes are buring kicks him out


    moves in

    alpacka army
    proud

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    charges the hill with millions of bunnies infected with rabies, the hill falls to me shortly as i kick kels out laughing as she rolls down the hill.

    my hill.

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    *crys*

    hwoo see her tears rushes out to help her at which point his bunnies eat him

    they all die

    * kels walks back in*

    and calls the cleaners to get rid of the dead bunnies
    proud

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    i come baack to life taking the body of a cleaner, i walk in spray you in the eyes withdisenfectant and roll you down the hill again, oh what funn

    my hill .

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoo View Post
    i come baack to life taking the body of a cleaner, i walk in spray you in the eyes withdisenfectant and roll you down the hill again, oh what funn

    my hill .
    I live inside the hill the entire time and you carry on doing all my cleaning, muhahaha
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    I am the Hill! Raaarghh!
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    This actually makes you the nearest thing to Harry Potter on the forum \o/

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