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    ok, well seeing as the hill is imobile i stay sitting down,

    my timeshared hill with koloth.

    thankies Df for the brill sig

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    With a Great Blast of me starboard cannons wadey and hwoo be blown off to Davey Jones locker. Then following a freak tidal wave i ride me ship right up onto the top of yer just vacated landlubber hill. My hill, my ship and time to have some of my rum

    Drunkenness will not be stopping me from defending this here mound of dirt!

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    No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

    Do you have a flag?
    You found me!



    Nemo iudex in causa sua


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    Quote Originally Posted by d3moralizer View Post
    No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

    Do you have a flag?
    Do I need a flag?

    I shall plant a tree in this hill. This hill shall be mine in twenty years!

    For now, I just push you off with your own flag, which I uprooted.

    My hill.

    ;,,;

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    Quote Originally Posted by d3moralizer View Post
    No one has a flag for this hill yet therefore i claim it with my flag.

    Do you have a flag?
    A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!

    I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.
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    30DOM - PB - UWF

    RIP Paul Gray...
    Metal has lost an awesome bassist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leicestonion View Post
    A pair of stained underpants flapping from a stick is not legally a classified flag, therefore with no defences in place i stroll up, kick down the stick and replace it with a Flag Of UWF and knock in copper nails to the tree to ensure it dies in the 19th year!

    I pour oil down the hill from all sides to make it impossible to get up.
    I set fire to the oil, wait for it to burn out, than the hill would be mine if I wanted it, but I don't as it is all singed, has dirty underwear on a stick, loads of dead pests (and spiders, ants etc) so I give it to Laika as a new home for Joshyyy and Tullia and his new wifelet Horse. 8)

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    i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.

    my new hill.

    thankies Df for the brill sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoo View Post
    i make my own miniscule hill compared to laikas but underground its a massive complex, im not trying to take a mods hill, are you mad. especially with tullia in it.

    my new hill.
    *rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.
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    30DOM - PB - UWF

    RIP Paul Gray...
    Metal has lost an awesome bassist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leicestonion View Post
    *rumble... rumble * oh look.. the bulldozers are coming in.. they flatten your tiny hill and the tarmacadam company come put a 10 ft thick layer of concrete over the top to lay foundations for my new hill... built outta steel and broken glass.
    i come with something that melts steel and turns glass to sand your driven out by the heat so i tkae it i only defend it with something that stops anyone with an
    a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z or ? in their name from conquoring it
    My Hill Now

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    i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence
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    Durracell. Master of Intelligent Posting.
    Quote Originally Posted by addyman View Post
    lol - Whisky Tango Foxtrot did you do to upset them?
    secret of flying aim at the ground

    AND MISS

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    Quote Originally Posted by durracell View Post
    i get sick of this and move to the moon where i claim all the hills and but in michene gun and nuke defence
    I cut the rope and your moon and hills spirals out into the unknown... never to be seen again.

    I return to the baron landscape and find the tallest hill. On this hill i plant a tree to honour durracell.. RIP.. then invite thousands of lookalike Leicestonions to watch the hill... only the real Leicestonion will give you the key! (a needle in a haystack situation)
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    30DOM - PB - UWF

    RIP Paul Gray...
    Metal has lost an awesome bassist.

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    ask the only guy holding a big key in his hand

    I guard my newly acquired hill with a cat in a basket

    if you have ever seen a cat defend it's basket from others, then you will quake in fear at the bloody peril that awaits the unwary hand

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    i take a dog
    i then take the hill and call it mine and start snowballing people
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    Quote Originally Posted by addyman View Post
    lol - Whisky Tango Foxtrot did you do to upset them?
    secret of flying aim at the ground

    AND MISS

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    cat owns all dogs,
    play fair and try a raptor

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse View Post
    cat owns all dogs,
    play fair and try a raptor

    OK, i bring a raptor,

    F22 Raptor

    I win

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    Quote Originally Posted by SausageofDoom View Post
    OK, i bring a raptor,

    F22 Raptor

    I win
    I bring a Grob Tutor

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grob_Tutor

    I win
    UK1 - Baggins

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    Quote Originally Posted by rancidtomatoes View Post
    I bring a Grob Tutor

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grob_Tutor

    I win

    You do?

    My F22 Raptor is very surprised by your Grob Tutor's impertinence, and laughs so much it accidentally shoots its cannon.

    I have a hill again

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    i bring a stealth bober and bomb your hill so my hill is the only hill
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    lol - Whisky Tango Foxtrot did you do to upset them?
    secret of flying aim at the ground

    AND MISS

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    I challenge you to a dual for your hill and you lose...my hill

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    since you have no defence i walk in and take it and i make it unbombable and arm it with 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 men

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