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    I hire the Mafia and Al-Quaeda to come and destroy you.


    The sign now clearly says:

    MY HILL !!!!!!!



    GET OFF MY LAWN !!!
    i have a backup where my brain is implanted into a robot and come back to life
    YAYZ
    i get a decoy to run around jumping up and down on your lawn
    whilst the mafia Al-Quaeda army thingy is busy throwing their newspaper at him i change the sign
    MY HILLL


    thank you.........oh god who made this : (
    well thank you anywayz : D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turpinator View Post
    I hire the Mafia and Al-Quaeda to come and destroy you.


    The sign now clearly says:

    MY HILL !!!!!!!



    GET OFF MY LAWN !!!


    I hire the 'worlds best and completely uncorrupt police force' to deal with the mafia, and use the 'worlds best' military with billions and billions of dollars worth of much superior fire-power, resources and training - to deal with Al-Quaeda ...... and well..... get no-where....

    still your hill

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishman View Post
    I hire the 'worlds best and completely uncorrupt police force' to deal with the mafia, and use the 'worlds best' military with billions and billions of dollars worth of much superior fire-power, resources and training - to deal with Al-Quaeda ...... and well..... get no-where....

    still your hill
    ahaha lol that was epic


    oh and i hire some smilies to kill you all

    :josh:
    :dragon:

    i then encounter dificulties with garfield as theres no lasagne smilie
    but we settle it with a grouphug)
    my hill


    thank you.........oh god who made this : (
    well thank you anywayz : D

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    i gave my hill up sometime ago but i have decided to return to reclaim what is rightfully mine! :d3mo:

    So i use my super powers that allows me to transform into anything and i morph myself to look like you and stroll up the hill and simply approach you from behind and quietly slit your throat. I dispose of your body by covering it in glue and then roll you down the hill, where you start collecting grass and dirt and end up at the bottom looking like a grassy lump.
    I then rule your kingdom and hill by playing you!
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    ......

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    you never said my hill


    MY HILL

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    You never gaurded it so I snipe ya. MY HILL!

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    lol.... damn... and you cranny never defended your hill so i also snipe you and pop a cap in your arse which makes you lose your balance and fall onto your own gun which goes off and blows your brains out! (ooh it all sounds a bit too gruesome!) .. oh well.

    MY HILL

    I guard it by laying packets of tootie fruities all around the base and then laying each 5 feet up the hill with more sweets and candy... sickness should set in 30 feet up the hill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leicestonion View Post
    lol.... damn... and you cranny never defended your hill so i also snipe you and pop a cap in your arse which makes you lose your balance and fall onto your own gun which goes off and blows your brains out! (ooh it all sounds a bit too gruesome!) .. oh well.

    MY HILL

    I guard it by laying packets of tootie fruities all around the base and then laying each 5 feet up the hill with more sweets and candy... sickness should set in 30 feet up the hill.
    I realease a horde of childern on your hill who eat all the sweets and are so hungry they eat you as well.

    MY HILL

    I get Dr Octagonapus to guard my hill with his lazor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalis View Post
    I realease a horde of childern on your hill who eat all the sweets and are so hungry they eat you as well.

    MY HILL

    I get Dr Octagonapus to guard my hill with his lazor
    i have no idea who he is so he cant hurt me
    i kick him down the hill and then cover the hill with pyschopathic teddy bears
    :laika: my hill


    thank you.........oh god who made this : (
    well thank you anywayz : D

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    you laugh like that dog picture and roll down the hill

    MY Hill

    I protect it with Land Mines that no one can find

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    I fly over the land mins and roll you straight back down onto your land mines

    MY HILL

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    I kill you and everyone you know.

    I then meditate on the hill, urinate on it, blow it up and walk away.


    No ones hill
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    I build a new bigger higher hill

    My hill

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    I go onto the hill when you've gone out for a KFC and... stay there.

    My hill.
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    whilst out, i grab a handful of buy one get one free vouchers on the back of parking tickets which you reluctantly take

    My Hill

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    Then I grab an Angry Whopper burger from Burger King and shove it in your face.
    You become really angry and whilst your busy destroying Burger King i steal the hillMY HILL !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turpinator View Post
    Then I grab an Angry Whopper burger from Burger King and shove it in your face.
    You become really angry and whilst your busy destroying Burger King i steal the hillMY HILL !
    You forgot to put up defences so i march up that hill and push you off.
    MY HILL!!!
    I reverse the gravity surronding the hill and glue my feet to the hill.
    "These cowardly ideals, they will be the down fall of humanity" "Humanity? I dont see humanity anywhere" - Arteria Cranium


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    I wear a anti gravity suit, And climb up the hill, and dig a 20 ft hole around you in the hill and surround you in a cage, MY HILL and then i make the hill surrounded by Burgers to keep you all distracted

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    Quote Originally Posted by amalgon View Post
    I wear a anti gravity suit, And climb up the hill, and dig a 20 ft hole around you in the hill and surround you in a cage, MY HILL and then i make the hill surrounded by Burgers to keep you all distracted

    I PUT ON AN ANTI GRAVITY SUIT TOO AND THEN I ATE THE BURGERS ... UMM, YUMMY :p

    We then had a beer fest and when you were too drunk to do anything i took your anti gravity suit off, found your pet monkey and pushed you off.


    MY PET !!!

    AND HILL

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    You don't gaurd it and your monkey kills you. MY HILL?!

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