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    Default King of the Hill

    Basically there is an hill and you have to conqueor it in anyway possible

    I'll start :

    It's MY hill because I started this thread, and I put a shiny tag on it that says ELINA'S hill.

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    I march up the hill, and using the modern magic of MS Paint, change Elina to Travian_Bard. No one can defy the power and authority of the tag. It says me. Thus it is mine. I then change it to read-only. xD

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    i press shift-delete and destroy your defences

    my hill
    I, a universe of atoms, an atom in the universe.

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    i make a bigger hill than your one, and my one eats yours

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    Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travian_Bard View Post
    Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.
    i nuke yours and leave it for the next person to take

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    It's my hill because the above poster does not realize the hill's value.

    ;,,;

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    it's my hill because my house sits on it

    (geroff my grraaaaasss)

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    i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

    thankies Df for the brill sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoo View Post
    i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs
    i come along with the tax men and repossess your house when your asleep and shoot the dogs with shotgun

    i stick a load of 50 foot barbed wire around it with a little hole 1 foot by 1 foot

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwoo View Post
    i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs
    I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SausageofDoom View Post
    I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.
    I stroll up to your hill and begin to sing a story. It puts you under my spell and I lead you off a cliff. It is my hill now

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    I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!

    Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travian_Bard View Post
    I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!

    Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD
    I get a wizard to undo the spell and i go through killing travian bard and preventing him from playing this game anymore. I then make it unconquerable and undefeatable
    My names dnnyk I like polystyrene bags.
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    Some times I pick my nose and wipe it on the back of my sock. huh huh
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    i come with a health and safety inspector and he takes away your unconquorableness and i conquor it and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it
    MY HILL NOW

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris567 View Post
    ..and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it
    I come to take my hill back, but fail because of your post above

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    so I come back the next day and walk right in

    I defend it by digging the hill up and storing all the earth in my secret Swiss bank account.
    I then dispose of everyone in Switzerland who knows where it is

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    i through a rappel up and climb up, i give you a book of all possible innuendo's in the world in trade for the house, you take it and the house is mine defended by the evil garden nomes

    thankies Df for the brill sig

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    I hire the latest high tech Hot Air Balloon system.. float above the hill... scoop up the gnomes and parachute down to capture the Hill...
    I fill the hill with spiders, man eating ants, mice and maggots to ensure no one will ever want an infested hill.
    .....
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    i get wadey to make you all laugh to death, i then steal the hill and put a 200000 ft restarining order on myself so you cant come near me
    growing old is inevitable ~ growing up in optional

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