King of the Hill

[Elina]

Basically there is an hill and you have to conqueor it in anyway possible

I'll start :

It's MY hill because I started this thread, and I put a shiny tag on it that says ELINA'S hill.

[Travian_Bard]

I march up the hill, and using the modern magic of MS Paint, change Elina to Travian_Bard. No one can defy the power and authority of the tag. It says me. Thus it is mine. I then change it to read-only. xD

[VelvetThighs]

i press shift-delete and destroy your defences

my hill

[ickledevil]

i make a bigger hill than your one, and my one eats yours

[Travian_Bard]

Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.

[ickledevil]

Well since your bigger hill has no mentioned defences...I walk up and claim it, then build a few walls with mounted machine guns.

i nuke yours and leave it for the next person to take

[restricted]

It's my hill because the above poster does not realize the hill's value.

[horse]

it's my hill because my house sits on it

(geroff my grraaaaasss)

[hwoo]

i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

[ickledevil]

i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

i come along with the tax men and repossess your house when your asleep and shoot the dogs with shotgun

i stick a load of 50 foot barbed wire around it with a little hole 1 foot by 1 foot

[SausageofDoom]

i buy the deed of your house making it mine along with the land (my grass now) and i install auto cannons on the windows and hungry small dogs

I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.

[Hrbdefender]

I deploy my army of giant mutant moles who undermine your cannon, eat your yappy dogs and create a network of tunnel defences, through which I infiltrate your safe and steal the deeds, it becomes my hill.

I stroll up to your hill and begin to sing a story. It puts you under my spell and I lead you off a cliff. It is my hill now

[Travian_Bard]

I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!

Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD

[dnnyk1]

I put in ear plugs, pick up my scythe, goodbye Henry!

Keeping my ear plugs in, I play recordings of Henry's song/story, so anyone coming nearby falls under his er...'spell' xD

I get a wizard to undo the spell and i go through killing travian bard and preventing him from playing this game anymore. I then make it unconquerable and undefeatable

[chris567]

i come with a health and safety inspector and he takes away your unconquorableness and i conquor it and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it
MY HILL NOW

[horse]

..and i only defend it with a device that only makes the person below me from conquoring it

I come to take my hill back, but fail because of your post above

[horse]

so I come back the next day and walk right in

I defend it by digging the hill up and storing all the earth in my secret Swiss bank account.
I then dispose of everyone in Switzerland who knows where it is

[hwoo]

i through a rappel up and climb up, i give you a book of all possible innuendo's in the world in trade for the house, you take it and the house is mine defended by the evil garden nomes

[Leicestonion]

I hire the latest high tech Hot Air Balloon system.. float above the hill... scoop up the gnomes and parachute down to capture the Hill...
I fill the hill with spiders, man eating ants, mice and maggots to ensure no one will ever want an infested hill.

[neverland]

i get wadey to make you all laugh to death, i then steal the hill and put a 200000 ft restarining order on myself so you cant come near me