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    out pops an elephant riding a horse


    i put a ps3 a pen and a phone in

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
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    Out comes the contrabulous fabtraption of proffesor Horatio Huffnagel.

    I put in 1 Egg, 3ozs Flour, a half pint of milk and a frying pan.
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    This actually makes you the nearest thing to Harry Potter on the forum \o/

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    you get an evil duplicate of you out

    i put in a my piece of paper with my travian account details on a dog and roadkill

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeirdDJ View Post
    i put in a my piece of paper with my travian account details on a dog and roadkill
    Your dog & Roadkill reverse roles. Roadkill starts playing Travian and your dog spams the forum big time.

    I put in Alan Sugar, the NPC merchant and Carol Vorderman.

    The magic scissors always know when I'm bidding on something with 3 seconds to go on Ebay

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    you get out a pair of socks with holes at both ends


    i put some :spychic: a :tullia: and a :laika:

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
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    The machine decides the world would be a better place without Spam so spits out NOTHING. Unfortunately Pandas & puppy dogs (if that's what they are) also become extinct.

    I put in a bottle of Whisky & internet access - a lethal combination.

    The magic scissors always know when I'm bidding on something with 3 seconds to go on Ebay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egral View Post
    I put in a bottle of Whisky & internet access - a lethal combination.
    A hairy man with severe halitosis and wearing a wedding dress, arrives at the airport to meet you


    I put in a pillow, a camera and four silk scarves

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    the camera was taking pictures of the inside ....now you know what the inside looks like the silk scarves wrap around the pillows and make them the comfiest pillows ever and the pillow is now sold on ebay for and sum1 bought it...




    i put in a parrot,an emo,my great big todger,a peice of coal dipped in rhubarb
    and all the bad or ugly teachers in oakbank school

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    the teachers come out and attack u carrying salami coverd in blood from the emo

    i put a picture of an iphone a giant 3 a head and a ps3

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
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    you get a giant combo of the worst companys in the world; Apple, 3 and Sony, i like to call it a Saple 3000

    I put in a curtain, a clock and a Crunchy Nut box

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destine View Post
    As long as you get in a crowd and look inconspicuous while covering the "Destine Super Moderator" bit with your thumb when you show it to Spy/Tullia you should get away with it.

    How do you think I still get into the Travian Staff tea parties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkill View Post
    you get a giant combo of the worst companys in the world; Apple, 3 and Sony, i like to call it a Saple 3000

    I put in a curtain, a clock and a Crunchy Nut box
    The machine spits out a single crunchy nut flake attached to a rewound curtain which is now simply string.

    You go to pick it up and it pulls it away from. Strange noises are heard from within!

    I put in a pizza crust, a pair of stockings and a piece of pumice.

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    i pumice grows legs and puts the stockings on and has a pizza crust for a mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destine View Post
    As long as you get in a crowd and look inconspicuous while covering the "Destine Super Moderator" bit with your thumb when you show it to Spy/Tullia you should get away with it.

    How do you think I still get into the Travian Staff tea parties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadkill View Post
    i pumice grows legs and puts the stockings on and has a pizza crust for a mouth
    annnnd......... you do what next...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oggie View Post
    The machine spits out a single crunchy nut flake attached to a rewound curtain which is now simply string.

    You go to pick it up and it pulls it away from. Strange noises are heard from within!

    I put in a pizza crust, a pair of stockings and a piece of pumice.
    Out comes a cheese toastie bag, a stuffed cat and a shaver

    I put in a duvet a pillow and a terrorist with ocd

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyface View Post
    I put in a duvet a pillow and a terrorist with ocd
    out comes a dead terrorist angel (he went back to check the bomb was really armed)

    I put in an Ikea catalogue, a tape measure and a grey cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse View Post
    out comes a dead terrorist angel (he went back to check the bomb was really armed)

    I put in an Ikea catalogue, a tape measure and a grey cat
    Out comes a grey sofa, a ruler with legs and lots of paper hats

    I put in a kebab, a guinea pig, a raspberry chewing his shoulder and a stuffed bear covered in honey being swarmed with wasps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyface View Post
    I put in a kebab, a guinea pig, a logical positivist chewing his shoulder and a stuffed bear covered in honey being swarmed with wasps.
    this thread was made for you I think

    out comes an unhappy pooh bear with a chip on his shoulder, he's eating a condemned meat sandwich

    I put in a wallpaper stripper, a pair of riding boots and a roll of duct tape

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    out comes a giant monopoly board which is real


    i put it back in a :laika: and road kill

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
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    Out comes a dog with skid marks that spams the forum

    i put in a snake, a cherry (look in dictionary) and a dictionary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destine View Post
    As long as you get in a crowd and look inconspicuous while covering the "Destine Super Moderator" bit with your thumb when you show it to Spy/Tullia you should get away with it.

    How do you think I still get into the Travian Staff tea parties?

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    the snake grows legs and runs away =(
    the dictionary turns into the bible,quaraan, and jewish book and the cherry is that old man from famil guy that is perverted to little chidren

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