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    you for got to put things in and LOL the "Jewish book" is the same as the bible

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    As long as you get in a crowd and look inconspicuous while covering the "Destine Super Moderator" bit with your thumb when you show it to Spy/Tullia you should get away with it.

    How do you think I still get into the Travian Staff tea parties?

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    puts in a mikado chocolate stick
    Its been a while since i played.

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    I took a leave of absence to play other games.... Evony & Lord Of Ultima mainly :]

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    Quote Originally Posted by afrojoe View Post
    puts in a mikado chocolate stick
    The machine electrocutes the last poster & requests that sexual habits are confined to the bedroom.

    In a moment of fairy tale madness I put in Rapunzell, Jack's magic beans, the seven dwarves and (just for fun) Bill Bailey.

    The magic scissors always know when I'm bidding on something with 3 seconds to go on Ebay

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    Jacks magic beans hit Rapunzel on the head sending her to sleep creating "Sleeping Beauty: The Magic Beans"

    I put in me and my boat!

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    out comes a mermaid on a raft made of cheese,

    i put in a fish, an old skool ghetto blaster and a time-travelling gerbil from the year 2678

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    out comes a walking Tardis

    I put in a horse, a chloe, a laika, a velvet thighs, and a ali-cat with grated mich91 on top.

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    out pops a Roadkill

    I put in a Peperami, a radiator and a naked women putting cellotape on her arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destine View Post
    As long as you get in a crowd and look inconspicuous while covering the "Destine Super Moderator" bit with your thumb when you show it to Spy/Tullia you should get away with it.

    How do you think I still get into the Travian Staff tea parties?

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    A naked angle walks out with a piggy that squirts hot water out of its mouth

    I put in a 10p coin, a banana and Chris moyles covered in kfc

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    out comes super obama

    i put super obama back in a cheese tostie and my (broken) psp

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
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    out comes a Super mecha Obama who has a cheese toastie fetish

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    I forgot.

    I put in a Big trampoline, A tree and a psycho monkey from pluto

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    u get a monkey shaped trampoline a big as pluto

    i put :spychic::laika:and:tullia:

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
    Thanks for the sig MISGUIDED

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    Out comes a mutant fish with a hundred eyes and having a spaz attack whilst trying to stand up and eat bambo

    I put in a bottle of coke, a chair, an xbox and a tv

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    I put in an a KFC bucket, a 1 way ticket to somalia and a sign saying "I'M CARRYING GOLD"

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    a hobo comes out and beats u up for the gold seeing as u have none he goes back in the machine and gets the KFC bucket, a 1 way ticket to somalia

    i put a dog a lama a snow boot and a lump of cheese

    Like the old saying goes "If you've got nothing sensible to say then don't blow your nose on your sleeve"
    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely deleted , if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.
    Thanks for the sig MISGUIDED

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    The Dog and Llama die due to your cheesy snow boot.

    I put in Wierd DJ and the word Hello!

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    out comes Lionel Richie, some turn-tables and a sign saying "avaiable for children's parties, weddings and barmitzfas"

    I put in a cute meercat and a gorrila vindaloo

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    Out pops a very cute looking gorrilia with heavy diareah that covers you in its ...uhmmm waste

    i put in my school computers an old pair of knickers and an very strange looking fingerprint

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    out comes a very old pervy IT teacher with a freakishly large index finger!!!

    I put in some kendel mint cake, a diabetic baboon and some fish net stockings!

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