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    Quote Originally Posted by dragon115 View Post
    for a couple of months perhaps....
    It's worked with my wife for 14 years. I must be sincerly humourous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragon115 View Post
    sounds like the exact opposite to what women want to me... or is it just me that tries to be nice and honest and do everything right then gets shot down for some (not allowed to say the word here)?
    Again, Join my yet to be founded club. >.<

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    women dont know what they want
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    Apparently to be given a bit of space then to vent in apoplectic rage at being ignored

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    From an article in The Telegraph titled - What women want: Top ten romantic gestures.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-gestures.html

    Thought I'd provide the idiots guide to this so that you don't get told off for doing wrong when you're trying to do right

    1 - Cover her eyes and lead her to a lovely surprise (Do NOT expect a new washing-machine, the fact that you have bought a couple of hundred "golds" on Travian or that you have photoshopped her head onto a picture of a models body to count)

    2 - Whisk her away somewhere exciting for the weekend (NOT your Mothers, a monster-truck rally or death metal concert)

    3 - Write a song or poem about her (NOT one that begins; "there was a young lady from Nantucket ...")

    4 - Tell her that she is the most wonderful woman you have ever met (Do NOT paraphrase with; this morning, today, since your hawt ex, etc)

    5 - Run her a relaxing bath after she has had a bad day at work (Do NOT then get into it and spend half an hour demonstrating how you can turn it into a Jacuzzi using only your own powers of combustion)

    6 - Send her a romantic text or email, or leave a loving note around the house (Do NOT address it to a person that isn't her!)

    7 - Wake her up with breakfast in bed (Do NOT just nudge her and say "kettles on")

    8 - Offer her a coat when she is cold (Do NOT ask for it back when you start getting cold. This is poor form)

    9) Send her a bouquet of flowers, or a box of chocolates at work (NOT from a petrol forestation or with all the good chocolates pre-approved )

    10) Make her a compilation of her favourite music (For YOUR benefit do NOT do this. If you're the guy who does all the above then her musical compilation is sure to reference happier times with other people. Probably best not to remind her!)

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    Why are you posting this on the travian forums????
    Most people like a larf while playing the game don't post if you don't like it. i wouldent be playing if it wasent for the the banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by :-) View Post
    Why are you posting this on the travian forums????
    Did the subforum title "General Chat" not give you a hint?

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    Girls don't like boys giirls like cars and moneeeeyyyyyy.

    Did someone say that allready?

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    How can you possible know what all women want??

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    Loll. the shortened name of this thread is " What women want ( the idiots"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cazzah View Post
    Loll. the shortened name of this thread is " What women want ( the idiots"

    probably more true than anything in here


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    A Fact:

    Women dont want a Long one...

    They like a thick one better.

    Read this somewhere the other day when i was "passing by".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kins-145 View Post
    A Fact:

    Women dont want a Long one...

    They like a thick one better.

    Read this somewhere the other day when i was "passing by".
    I think you may find there is a general consensus that you are indeed "a thick one". Good luck with the ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kins-145 View Post
    A Fact:

    Women dont want a Long one...

    They like a thick one better.

    Read this somewhere the other day when i was "passing by".
    see.... the problem with thinking things like that is how do they tell before they get with you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Defender of the Faith View Post
    I think you may find there is a general consensus that you are indeed "a thick one". Good luck with the ladies
    I have a long one.

    quite thick aswell
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    he of course means his nose


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    There are times when talking to particular women when I think that what they want (or need perhaps) is a good kick...
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    LOL, i ment my tummy.
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    My Opinion of what woman want, or at-least something I think should be done out of Love for the woman:

    1. Propose if you haven't yet. I believe most women want to know that you really want to spend your life with them, for better or worse.

    2. If she want children then don't say no. Instead support her.

    3. Offer to go visit her parents once in a while, even if you really dont get on with them- it will just mean so much more to her.

    4. If she is the one that always cooks then go out of your way once in a while to cook the dinner.

    5. Each morning make sure your up before her and make her some tea.

    6. Take her shopping once in a while- even though you probably hate it, make the effort to go into every shop with her and giver her your opinion. She loves you and she would therefore love to wear things she knows you like- your opinion matters a lot, but dont tell her you dont like a dress that she does, just suggest another one and she will probably get the hint.

    7. Dont go out with your friends every friday night- instead make it a monthly thing to go watch one of the latest romance orientated movie in the cinema- she will come to look forward to this.

    8. Make sure you support her during her monthly cycles- do your best not to aurgue with her or tell her she's wrong lol, even when she blatantly is- she will love you for it a few minutes later when she's thought about it and realised she's wrong and you still didn't aurgue with her.

    9. Surprise her once a month- go ice skating, bowling, horse riding, whatever you know she will enjoy, but make sure its something different each month and a different date so it really is a suprise.

    10. Run her a bath of water after a stressful day with some candles and a handmade card telling her how much she means to you.


    Hehe well thats what I'd want to do for someone I love one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Aslan View Post
    My Opinion of what woman want, or at-least something I think should be done out of Love for the woman:

    Lots of very very sweet things...

    Hehe well thats what I'd want to do for someone I love one day
    You single???

    Because if so you definitely shouldn't be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chloe View Post
    You single???

    Because if so you definitely shouldn't be.
    I'm only 19 lol, and not wanting to get married for another 6 years so avoiding falling in love atm

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