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    lol, i haz fwiends
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    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
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    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    Go team us!!!

    RICH!! Rich beyond your wildest dreams! Muwhaaaaa!

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    An alien flying saucer lands and gives us alien technology! I put a zombie/living thing proof force field around the island...
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    what are you talking about? Travian's much more important than life

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    until I call customs and have you deported for trespassing on my Island [yes my Island =)]

    However customs guys forget the safe and I take it for me!

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    Dude I think you forgot its uncahrted! No one knows were it iz! Its a proven fact!!??! Woop!!!!! And I bought the license for the island so you trespassed on my land so I SHOOT YOU! COME ON FRIENDZ! GET HIM!!! *Stab stabyy stab stab Stab* Haha!!!

    Come on guys kill him!!?

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    You forget that uncharted means it isn't on a public map.

    It doesn't mean other people havn't stumbled onto the island or no where it is.

    You've ruined this game yourself.
    No-one can do anything unless you say so...
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    Not really. I could have someone turn on my back who lives on the island!!! OMG! i just gave out a stupid plan... Ops

    But no one will turn on me who are my friends! Will they ?

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    That's right. I'd never do that!

    I will sell the co-ords of the island to the highest bidder

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    What about the other two though they could kill us both!!!! OMG!?!?

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    lol, you thought it was an island, it was kraken, it sunk you but flipped the safe miles away, it landed somewhere in scotland i think, i was on holiday to wales so i lived
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    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by shaw 89 View Post
    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    I garbbed a van and drove it all the way back to the bank and put it in the safe room once again!?!?

    Happy alotest?

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    haha, I steal ur van, run you over, dump ur body on ur "island" and go back to crack a level of the safe

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    I'm still on the island, and I use the alien technology to revive hiyo, then I grab a special remote and press a special button that turns the island into a giant robot and the deepest part of the sea only goes up to his ankles. Me and hiyo are in the robot's eyes controlling it. The robot flies to where the safe is and steps on you, therefore crushing you, then swallows the safe. And since the robot has no but, the safe can't come out unless me or hiyo make it come out, or someone destroys the robot, which is impossible.
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    Ah but I was also on the island and I am inside the robot too. I start working on the safe from indside the robot

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    But what you fools fail to realize is that its not a giant robot because its only a normal sized robot,and you all have been shrunken with my shrink ray along with my self who is now shrinking you all smaller while I crack the safe.


    I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

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    But when you pick up the safe you find that your to big!! HAHA!
    you can't even tough the dial. Shame!

    As I am tiny (Thanks!) I can actually work the safe the hide in a tiny winey crack in the world and work away!

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    But I am also tiny. I take my tiny foot and put in your tiny...face.:p

    I restore myself to normal size and start to work on the safe.

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    But then the money falls through the trap door and you get your head sliced of by a axe

    olly to win

    thanks Faerier for the sig

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    The money falls into my hand and I grab elmo and use him as a meat shield.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tacticus View Post
    what are you talking about? Travian's much more important than life

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    I just so happen to be elmo and I elbow you in the face and start working the safe.


    I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

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