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    Cool, well a nice response, may as well judge right away!!!

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    Broken Noses, thick muscular necks, mishapen ears and crushing thighs.

    Wow,

    the rugby players wives are minging.
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    Things you wouldn't hear a television presenter say:

    You're watching ITV1... Why are you doing that? I've got the listings here and... we've got nothing!
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    Tiger Woods Is Gonna Come Home to a Happy Wife Tonight!
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    SWEEET

    Things you don't want to hear getting out of the shower.
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sal92 View Post
    SWEEET

    Things you don't want to hear getting out of the shower.
    AAAHHHH, AAAAHHHHH I wish i'd not had tha curry.
    Oh the joy's of being able to make a thread without speedrunner moaning :-D


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    *a mans voice wafts across from a changing cubicle*

    "Alright Barry thats enough, my turn!"
    Previously - Jazzy Jeff | Lord Pan | Lorde | Hammer

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    Maybe if it was anyone else, but Josh is too talented to leave any hint at the real target. It's basically wack-a-mole.


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    *peers downward* Evidently cold huh? didn't know showers could operate at absolute zero!!

    or simply:

    (masses of folk) SURPRISE!!!
    Last edited by fishman; 16 Feb 2010 at 05:43 PM.

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    OMG Sarah, your a man.
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    "Papa poker face pa pa pa poker face. Ignore me I'm just playing with my tadge" said lady gaga
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    Hi, I'm Barry Scott!

    Bang! And Lady GaGa's penis is gone...

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    Time to judge yet?
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    Things you don't want to hear coming out of the shower:

    A man comes at you as you exit the shower.

    "My name is Ben Dover."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Norchard View Post

    Is that last bit racist? I hope not
    dunno dude, but we have moved on to:

    Things you don't want to hear getting out of the shower.


    :p

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    say hello to ma little fwiend
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    If I'm a Hammer would I really want to sacrifice my shiny polished banana by putting crayons on it.
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    If im skipping with a superman costume on and i hit you on the head with a hammer, would i really need to worry about having spikes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishman View Post
    dunno dude, but we have moved on to:

    Things you don't want to hear getting out of the shower.


    :p
    DOH! I'll edit it.

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    Winner was Hamster Fuzz with this post


    "Papa poker face pa pa pa poker face. Ignore me I'm just playing with my tadge" said lady gaga

    5 points.

    Second place

    Major Biscuit - Say hello to my little friend (3points)

    Third place

    Lord Nochard - I'm barry scott, and bam gaga's penis is gone (-25 points)

    And twenty points to eveyone who didn't post...

    Fuzz to post (and judge) next.
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sal92 View Post
    Winner was Hamster Fuzz with this post


    "Papa poker face pa pa pa poker face. Ignore me I'm just playing with my tadge" said lady gaga

    5 points.

    Second place

    Major Biscuit - Say hello to my little friend (3points)

    Third place

    Lord Nochard - I'm barry scott, and bam gaga's penis is gone (-25 points)

    And twenty points to eveyone who didn't post...

    Fuzz to post (and judge) next.
    Things you never want to hear in a fight.
    Oh the joy's of being able to make a thread without speedrunner moaning :-D


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    So we start again now?
    Notice: I will aim to change my avatar every month.
    Know the truth, know the cause - Click here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qazzer0 View Post
    So we start again now?
    Yes. The subject is:
    things you wouldn't want to hear In a fight.
    Oh the joy's of being able to make a thread without speedrunner moaning :-D


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    Righhhht a fight, hmm

    so this is like foreplay, yeah?
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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