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    Default Worlds worst!

    for those of you old enough to remember whose line is it anyway, tis the 'worlds worst' game, or more modern times from mock the week, 'things you would never hear on xxxx'

    so... this is how it works, the winner posts a subject, category or such like and you post a comedy answer....

    previous winner judges the best efforts after 24 to 48 hours ish,

    1st place gets 5 points,
    2nd place gets 2
    3rd place gets 1

    ok, i'll start:


    Things you would never hear a sports commentator say:

    (example answer; and again Scotland finish top of their world cup qualifying group)

    (will allow multiple answers if you realllly can't contain yourself... but 2 or 3 max! preferably only 1, but as i said, if you realllly cant contain yourself)

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    I need a bloody pint after this rubbish game of footy.
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    And John Terry proudly wearing that Armband. And leading his country to the World Cup.
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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    Broken Noses, thick muscular necks, mishapen ears and crushing thighs.

    Wow,

    the rugby players wives are minging.
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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    OH AND HE'S MAKING A LEFT TURN

    HE'S MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN

    OMG AND ANOTHER LEFT TURN!!!

    i wonder what he's gonna do next!!!

    (i know its been said before by puppets but its classic)

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    I don't believe my eyes, England have won the world cup.
    Oh the joy's of being able to make a thread without speedrunner moaning :-D


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    Another wonderful display of skill and determination from an excellent portsmouth side

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    Tiger Woods Is Gonna Come Home to a Happy Wife Tonight!

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    and its the coin toss,

    and johnny wilkinson has sprained his thumb!
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by U.N. Owen View Post
    Another lucky display of terrible football from an awful portsmouth side
    I totally agree with you mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by X3Dragon View Post
    OH JESUS CHRIST, OH MAN, WHAT THE HELL?

    OH MY LORD, JESUS *BEEP*ING CHRIST, WHAT IN THE BLAZING HELLS IS JOHN TERRY DOING?!?!

    missing that penalty, jeeez
    And you can't help thinkng.... if only john terry did have that GAG on....
    Winston Churchill....
    Woman: Sir, If you were my husband, I slip poison in your tea!
    Winston: Ma'am If I were your Husband, I'd drink it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sal92 View Post
    And you can't help thinkng.... if only john terry did have that GAG on....
    I screwed that message up a treat

    i tried switching it for england have won the world cup but by the time i finished somebody beat me too it!

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    HI im Barry Scott! and im here to tell you about the Olympics!

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    And that was fantastic lunge by John terry. It caught Chery Cole completely bu surpirse.
    Oh the joy's of being able to make a thread without speedrunner moaning :-D


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    Tasmania have just won a match!

    Andy Murray beat Federer! :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamster fuzz View Post
    And that was fantastic lunge by John terry. It caught Chery Cole completely bu surpirse.

    To be honest- I think that might just be quite likely....
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    Quote Originally Posted by X3Dragon View Post
    OH AND HE'S MAKING A LEFT TURN

    HE'S MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN

    OMG AND ANOTHER LEFT TURN!!!

    i wonder what he's gonna do next!!!

    (i know its been said before by puppets but its classic)
    OMG OMG OMG HE MADE A RIGHT TURN!

    Peanut ftw!

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    They think it's all over. IT IS NOW . The togo team have been killed by gunmen !

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    Things you wouldn't hear a television presenter say:

    You're watching ITV1... Why are you doing that? I've got the listings here and... we've got nothing!

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    And the balls there, going to and fro, backwards and forwards,


    The nudst competition here is really hotting up!

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