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    Yeah, I have used a cricket bat on someone's head in my past, and that worked a treat. On the floor in one blow, wailing as he went. Trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamsta View Post
    Yeah, I have used a cricket bat on someone's head in my past, and that worked a treat. On the floor in one blow, wailing as he went. Trust me.
    Is this just after you resigned as the president of the USA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touched View Post
    Is this just after you resigned as the president of the USA?
    No, no. The President was in a different life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse View Post
    If you are to end this conflict with any kind of social standing whatsoever, may I suggest a willow cricket bat ? A baseball bat sends out the wrong kind of message I think, you don't want to be thought of as a rough sort of boy.
    Quote Originally Posted by hamsta View Post
    Yeah, I have used a cricket bat on someone's head in my past, and that worked a treat. On the floor in one blow, wailing as he went. Trust me.
    *facepalm*
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    I can be such a cow sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamsta View Post
    Yeah, I have used a cricket bat on someone's head in my past, and that worked a treat. On the floor in one blow, wailing as he went. Trust me.
    And I'm Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris' lovechild.
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    25 posts and no mention of Kryptonite


    Oh yeah..... Ummmmm......

    da otha day dese 15 propa hench geezas woz all up on ma grill an shiz so i baysbull bated dem rood bois 2 da flor wiv ma trusty 3ft long solid oke rod and such.

    Whilst an aluminium hitting stick will create an unsurpassable sound upon contact with a human skull, it falls far short of its wooden counterparts in all six of the other main hitting stick attributes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevieus View Post
    25 posts and no mention of Kryptonite


    Oh yeah..... Ummmmm......

    da otha day dese 15 propa hench geezas woz all up on ma grill an shiz so i baysbull bated dem rood bois 2 da flor wiv ma trusty 3ft long solid oke rod and such.

    Whilst an aluminium hitting stick will create an unsurpassable sound upon contact with a human skull, it falls far short of its wooden counterparts in all six of the other main hitting stick attributes.
    You could just use a wand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucidity View Post
    And I'm Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris' lovechild.
    Honestly I did, you think I'm the peaceful type.

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    Better in every way except legality
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    Quote Originally Posted by hamsta View Post
    Honestly I did, you think I'm the peaceful type.
    Being aggressive =/= being capable of defending yourself.

    Just means you're an idiot that's likely to end up hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hamsta View Post
    Honestly I did, you think I'm the peaceful type.
    If there were a question mark at the end of that, I'd probably say...... "No, I think you're a buffoon".
    As there isn't, I'd simply urge you reassess your assessment of our thoughts......


    *Edit: Please don't head bat me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevieus View Post
    *Edit: Please don't head bat me.
    I'd get running, you'd think he's the quiet type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse-Keyboard View Post
    .*quotes* .
    Carrying an axe would get you in trouble
    An aluminium bat is fine though

    Synyster Gates is my spirit animal tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamsta View Post
    Why the lemon would you carry an aluminium bat in your car? Silly country
    Duh. For playing baseball?? We don't strap the bats to the roof of our car when we go out to play, you just chuck it in the back.

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    Not in the US Totally legal baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elzebub View Post
    Not in the US Totally legal baby.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_s..._United_States
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse-Keyboard View Post
    ...that still says you can own an AK-47 ?

    specifically you can own one in Kentucky too, yours for $450

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse View Post
    ...that still says you can own an ak-47 ?

    Specifically you can own one in kentucky too, yours for $450
    in 1986, an amendment to the firearm owners protection act stopped all future domestic manufacturing of fully automatic weapons for civilian use (non-military/non-leo).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse-Keyboard View Post
    in 1986, an amendment to the firearm owners protection act stopped all future domestic manufacturing of fully automatic weapons for civilian use (non-military/non-leo).
    and further on it says...
    "This ban expired on September 13, 2004, as part of the law's sunset provision, making all domestically produced semi-automatic AK-47s legal"

    Q:
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_it_lega...47_in_kentucky

    buy one:
    http://www.gunlistings.org/kentucky-.../tactical_ak47
    buy one in a shop:
    http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/p...ducts_id/56985


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    Last edited by horse; 21 Dec 2010 at 12:13 PM. Reason: found a more authentic 7.62 one, not a .22

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse View Post
    and further on it says...
    "This ban expired on September 13, 2004, as part of the law's sunset provision, making all domestically produced semi-automatic AK-47s legal"
    The one I put is Soviet, and it's fully automatic.
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