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    Default Worst attacker EVER

    Well boys and girls we have found someone who has surpassed the efforts of SWM
    Hard to believe I know but here is the evidence of sheer stupidity:

    No scouting 1:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/945157535c7

    No scouting 2:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/945158168d7

    No scouting 3:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/945159f39c1

    From today:

    No scouting 4:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/945164509f0

    Mighty Spear attack 46 minutes later:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/9451663f8e1

    He must be the biggest noob attacker I have EVER seen!!!
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    baldy - you're a legend I can't think of anyone else with their own catchphrase on the forum
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    SWM have taught him well
    Sheds Save Lives

    Quote Originally Posted by pure View Post
    of course you want my goat we have all heard of the simfails love for the goat, licking goats is the SE national sport, that and embassy building, Embassy based goat licking.

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    I wouldn't be surprised if Godfather made him the Offence Capo after seeing that.
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    moderators please do something about this person

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    you got owned by those spears tho; farm

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    I was scared you got hold of johns failed cheifing attempt today there lol

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    You do realise you have to show us now
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    Quote Originally Posted by pure View Post
    of course you want my goat we have all heard of the simfails love for the goat, licking goats is the SE national sport, that and embassy building, Embassy based goat licking.

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    notice how the only army to get through had spears in it!!! Spears FTW


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    Just when you thought it was safe to go out again... the worst attacker in history pays me an easter visit - with his 'army'!! DOH!

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/9465663823b
    Quote Originally Posted by Samantha78 View Post
    baldy - you're a legend I can't think of anyone else with their own catchphrase on the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by C.G. View Post
    We can't afford to spare a single thread. Our mission is at a critical moment.
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    What am I supposed to do with 14k rams now?? http://travian-reports.net/us/report/80720858091

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    He'll need to start firing catas on random before he can secure the coveted role of Offence Capo.


    Edit: Why won't the forums let me reply with quote anymore!
    Sheds Save Lives

    Quote Originally Posted by pure View Post
    of course you want my goat we have all heard of the simfails love for the goat, licking goats is the SE national sport, that and embassy building, Embassy based goat licking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SciFi Chick View Post
    He'll need to start firing catas on random before he can secure the coveted role of Offence Capo.


    Edit: Why won't the forums let me reply with quote anymore!
    Try double clicking the quote button

    (damn I was hoping the random catas would be forgotten about...)
    Quote Originally Posted by Samantha78 View Post
    baldy - you're a legend I can't think of anyone else with their own catchphrase on the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by C.G. View Post
    We can't afford to spare a single thread. Our mission is at a critical moment.
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    What am I supposed to do with 14k rams now?? http://travian-reports.net/us/report/80720858091

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    Quote Originally Posted by SciFi Chick View Post
    Edit: Why won't the forums let me reply with quote anymore!
    I'm right clicking on the "reply with quote" button and opening it in a new tab. Had the same problem but that seems to work.
    C.G. and the Ocarina of Spam(Featuring The Master Shedbuilder Sheddy "Shed" McShed).

    Quote Originally Posted by antonio View Post
    moderators please do something about this person

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    Quote Originally Posted by SciFi Chick View Post
    You do realise you have to show us now
    there was no residance there was a palace and he never double targeted was a rush job so we could chief before cease fire


    and double click the butten works

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldymorph View Post
    (damn I was hoping the random catas would be forgotten about...)
    I have a memory like a Borg elephant
    Sheds Save Lives

    Quote Originally Posted by pure View Post
    of course you want my goat we have all heard of the simfails love for the goat, licking goats is the SE national sport, that and embassy building, Embassy based goat licking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SciFi Chick View Post
    I have a memory like a Borg elephant
    I refuse to comment till i get my cream eggs back

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    Same guy....
    Attack on Agger in 16:14:34 hrs at 08:10:26 o'clock.

    Do you think the muppet knows when the ceasefire ends..??

    EDIT: http://travian-reports.net/us/report/9493596b5b8

    32 hour round trip of saving no wheat. He obviously doesn't have enough troops left to need to save wheat

    Without doubt the biggest muppet EVER in the history of travian
    Quote Originally Posted by Samantha78 View Post
    baldy - you're a legend I can't think of anyone else with their own catchphrase on the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by C.G. View Post
    We can't afford to spare a single thread. Our mission is at a critical moment.
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    What am I supposed to do with 14k rams now?? http://travian-reports.net/us/report/80720858091

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    I sent an attack without my awesome def hero

    I blame Baldy though, Ive been sitting his account and his SWM ways seem to be rubbing off on me!!

    Where are the smilies? I dont like this new forum!! Someone hack it so they can change it!!

    SL

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    just type in admin as the username and password for password this istravian after all

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    Where did Baldy get all those def points!?!?
    Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devilish View Post
    Where did Baldy get all those def points!?!?
    SWM sent 10926 single spear attacks at him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devilish View Post
    Where did Baldy get all those def points!?!?
    Noooooooooooooooooobiest attacker ever returns!!!

    There were a few that got through after that but not a lot of damage.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...f1,953320e929d

    Cliffy check the 2nd attack - poor use of spears...

    Can't name names of the TEF wing he's in but check the top attackers...
    Quote Originally Posted by Samantha78 View Post
    baldy - you're a legend I can't think of anyone else with their own catchphrase on the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by C.G. View Post
    We can't afford to spare a single thread. Our mission is at a critical moment.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------
    What am I supposed to do with 14k rams now?? http://travian-reports.net/us/report/80720858091

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