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    Default Christmas Poetry Slam Jam - Just for Fun


    This one is just for fun. Taking the infamous, ’Twas the night before Christmas poem as a starting point, each poster should add two new lines (which should rhyme!) and see where we can get it. References to other forum posters are encouraged (but keep it clean).


    http://www.rhymezone.com may help, for example, http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi...&org2=l&org3=y




    A Visit from St. Nicholas


    ’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;*

    *This may or may not work well!

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    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    Meanwhile Mother was somehow managing to burn pears..

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    Father was legless, doing his usual drunken pubbing,
    While Arsenal were receiving their traditional Xmas drubbing;

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    Honoured Teuton MemberHonoured Teuton MemberHonoured Teuton MemberHonoured Teuton Member Yoink's Avatar
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    Now enough about football we dont really care,
    What we dont want to see, is the stockings left bare
    [21:22: 39] : be careful, behind the facade of a clueless turnip lies the mind of a miltary genius

    [21:22:55] Yoink: Seriously?

    [21:23:10] : no, there's a military genius standing behind him

    [21:23:14] Yoink: (rofl)

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    The elves were on strike, wanting much higher pay
    Christmas at risk, the headlines did say

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    Santa was thankful that he had reindeer to pull his sleigh,
    He didn't require a train and network rail to get on his way
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOD Little Miss Trouble View Post
    Santa was thankful that he had reindeer to pull his sleigh,
    He didn't require a train and network rail to get on his way
    But alas trouble was already in sight
    CW was waiting there and we know he likes a fight

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    Honoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian Member Trouble's Avatar
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    To the rally point he staggered, but his troops where all out
    In the north west they where found there guts on the ground and to his village they came back with nowt
    No-cringe signature.

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    But this was not the worst for poor Mr Wolf, for soon a messenger came
    Some Newb had sent chiefs at a village of his, and now he had lost the reign!

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    A poor little wolf, all by himself
    was wishing he was santa, instead of an elf

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    While the elves started their 358 day strike, little did they know that a hullabaloo was ripe for the taking. Reindeer's clinked champagne glasses
    with rail bosses, troops and chiefs demolished every buffet in sight, mother was still burning pears and Arsenal somehow managed to kick Man U's aaaa...
    "It’s only when the tide goes out that you see who was swimming naked."

    #MakeTravianGreatAgain #MTGA

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    Times are tight, times are hard.

    PFK here's yer firkin' Christmas card.... XXXX
    He won't sell much ice cream going at that speed......

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