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    Smile Instructions Unclear!

    One person tells you to do something, your job is to get it wrong and explain what happened to you. Then post an instruction for the next person. (Family friendly, please avoid naughty replies.)

    Player 1:
    Ask her out on a date.

    Player 2:
    Instructions unclear... I chose the 29th of February, 2064.
    Paint like Picasso.

    Player 3:
    Instructions unclear... I painted myself yellow like a Pokemon.
    Make me a sandwich.

    Player 4:
    Instructions unclear... abracadabra, you are now a sandwich.
    Feed the goldfish.

    Player 5:
    Instructions unclear... I fed the goldfish to the cat.
    Look both ways before crossing the road.

    You:
    Instructions unclear...

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    Good idea for a game...

    Instructions unclear, looked forwards and backwards, got ran over.

    Take the rubbish out

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkFairyKing View Post
    Good idea for a game...

    Instructions unclear, looked forwards and backwards, got ran over.

    Take the rubbish out

    Instructions unclear, took the wheelie bin on a hot date to a nice restaurant

    Bake a cake
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    Quote Originally Posted by MLGJ View Post
    Instructions unclear, took the wheelie bin on a hot date to a nice restaurant

    Bake a cake
    Instructions unclear, Baked Yellowcake Uranium, caused a mild nuclear apocalypse.

    Walk the dog
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    You just jump around like a tart.
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    Instructions unclear... tried to "walk the dog", hit myself in the head with the yoyo.
    Buy me a pony!

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    Instructions unclear. Bought you a Sony (TV) instead. Mount a horse.

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    Instructions unclear, horse wouldn't fit in the frame.
    Turn on the telly.

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    Ooooh, the original "instructions unclear" is very funny, but probably a bit too nsfw for this forum

    Instructions unclear, fell of the roof.
    Read a Harry Potter book!

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    Absolutely, so you know why I had to remind people to be family-friendly! (Don't know what you were doing on the roof, but whatever floats your boat.)
    Instructions unclear, read the book aloud, went all "diagonally", lost my book somewhere along the way.

    Do your homework!

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    Instructons unclear, fed homework to dog.

    Put the kettle on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Bat View Post
    Absolutely, so you know why I had to remind people to be family-friendly! (Don't know what you were doing on the roof, but whatever floats your boat.)
    Don't judge me ;( The roof was just there

    Instructions unclear, completed world record cartwheel attempts

    "Go upstairs to your room!"

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    Instructions unclear.
    I went upstairs. Up 2 stairs to be precise; room wasn't there.
    Organize a rap battle!

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    (Oh my gosh, I just realised I been playing the game wrong................................................. Wow)

    Instructions unclear, in the library looking for Roald Dahl books

    Fight John Cena!

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    How you get from rap battle to Roald Dahl? LOL.
    Instructions unclear, I fight John Cena...in the WWE 2K15 video game!

    Flush the toilet!

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    Instructions unclear, complimented the toilet to try to make it blush. Toilet did not look flush in the end.

    Tidy your room.

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    Instructions unclear, I name my room 'Tidy'. 'Tidy' my room!

    Shave the monkeys for summer.

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    Instructions unclear, shaved a baboon and threw it at my elderly neighbor Summer Appleby,

    Build Kim a bomb
    Quote Originally Posted by antonio View Post
    You just jump around like a tart.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elros View Post
    MJ may be many things: a 15 year old who's raided his dads dress up box, a huge ego-loudmouth and a goat botherer to name but a few, but he generally writes a fair and unbiased analysis (except when I bribe him to say good things about me)

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    Instructions Unclear: Produced Kim K a proper sick bomb of a beat. She's gonna rap to it featuring her husband Kanye. It's gonna blow up the charts.
    Ring the bells

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    restraining NSFW urge. Instructions unclear, rang a bell against poor old Summer Appleby's head, she's having a rough day (reference to earlier post)

    Go for Breakfast at Tiffany's
    Quote Originally Posted by antonio View Post
    You just jump around like a tart.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elros View Post
    MJ may be many things: a 15 year old who's raided his dads dress up box, a huge ego-loudmouth and a goat botherer to name but a few, but he generally writes a fair and unbiased analysis (except when I bribe him to say good things about me)

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    One of the best laughs I've had in ages reading this... Thank you!

    Instructions unclear, I somehow ended up in New York and brought an engagement ring for my pet puppet. The ring doesn't quite fit.

    Find me a pawnbroker and a flight home...
    "Itís only when the tide goes out that you see who was swimming naked."

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