What a cunning plan!
Crunch is on the server?
That guy is probably the greatest travian player I have ever seen before!
very handsome too![]()
me too
tbh i read it and thought nothing of it
No-cringe signature.
There was an old Roman in THOR,
Who was considered a bit of a bore,
So one day late at night
He stripped off to fright
Every poor sole that opened their door.
In the South East kingdom of Imperium
Everyone was running around in delirium
For there was no one to raid, for pacts were made
With every tom dick harry and Jade.
Last edited by offspring; 11 May 2017 at 12:16 PM.
lol, yeah far more productive things to be doing, so of course this is what im doing with my time.
R D were too busy snoozing
To see cata’s on the horizon looming
Straight for their cap’s, to be whipped from the maps
The Council’s Sim City illusions disabusing
(yeah that one isn't very good)
I am looking forward to see how Imperium use the number 5 in the name of their next wing.
Impe5ium?
Imperiu5m?
Im55555555555perium?
There once was a player called Crunch
Who went out for a drink at lunch
When he woke on the morrow, his heart filled with sorrow
As he realised he'd starved the bunch
THE
NOTORIOUS
CRUNCHIE
pumperium (pump being welsh for 5, but pronounced pimp) ?
MFH were in a dither
For they ate all their bananas for pleasure
So to NMS they rode, Lowe and behold,
Made away with buckets of treasure